Chapter 0569 - Boy Pee

The man in black looked at Luo Wen, who was standing directly across the street, and before he could run over, he had already begun to open his mouth and shout, "Get out of the way!" and something like that.

Hey, if you say get out of the way, then I'm very faceless.

Rowan waved his hand and said, "Don't get out of the way!"

Luo Wen's words made the children who were playing alone on the side laugh and sang: "Little rabbit, open the door!

“…… Forehead. ”

Rowan touched his forehead, this kid is quite talented. It seems that the little guy with a big palm can actually sing children's songs, and he can't do it. This sleeping baby son, hurry up and get it and go. Resting on the street, it looks so cute, it's easy to be walked by.

"Brother, do I sing well?" said the kid with a grin.

"It's so good, it's so good. You are simply the next generation of singers. Rowan said seriously. "Don't ask why it's the next generation, because this generation of singers is ...... Ahem, I don't need to say more, you should know who it is, right?

"Yes, yes, it's my father!" said the child.

Your dad?

Do you know that business blows to each other? You actually say it's your father? I don't like you! You better hurry up and crawl away! You slap-big bear child!

Rowan turned his head and said, "Let's go! We can't be friends in our hearts!"

"Get out of the way!"

The man in black who rushed in front of him almost blew his heart and lungs. What about Nima! Lao Tzu told you to get out of the way, and you actually talked to the children about children's rhymes? You don't take me too seriously, do you think I can't hear you when I'm so far away from you?

- "Lao Tzu is the most stylish man in Tianhe County!" At this moment, the man in black's heart exploded.

"No, no, mom didn't come back!" the bear boy continued his performance. Sure enough, it sounded good, and I heard that the man in black who rushed over wanted to kick the child out with one kick.

And in fact, a few seconds later, the guy finally rushed over, glanced at Rowan and the child, and he decisively took the child as a breakthrough.

"Get out of the way!"

Although the man in black kept saying this, his leg kicked at the child without any strength. The corners of his mouth drew a smile with a bloody smell, and he thought, "This little kid will be kicked by me, right? At that time, no one should come to chase me, right? Hmph, after all, a child's life is worth much more than a bag!"

"Huh?"

When the man in black was thinking about these things so gloomily, he suddenly noticed that the man next to the child raised his eyes to look at him. The man's eyes actually contained a killing intent like death. Ahem, forgive him for the idea of middle two, it is an awe-inspiring killing intent.

Rowan frowned, reached out and pressed the guy's shoulder, then sank down, and with a bang, the man in black sank to the floor of the street.

The sound of clicking and clicking resounded in the brains of the man in black, and he felt that his body bones were about to be shattered by Rowan's shock. Fortunately, he is a man with flesh and skin, if it is a skeleton man, this time it is estimated that he will directly say goodbye to the air.

"Shhh

"Wow, wow, wow!"

Where had the child ever seen such a dangerous thing, and he cried out when he landed, and the tears were really a dam that had burst the embankment, and it couldn't be stopped. Frightened, Rowan hurriedly picked up the child and said, "Oh, oops, why is the next generation of singers crying!"

It was at this time that the woman who was chasing the thief came running. Seeing the man in black on the ground, and then at Luo Wen, who was also dressed in black, he was stunned for a moment, then moved his gaze to the man in black and asked, "You stole my bag just now!"

The man in black had really planned to accept his fate. But when he saw the woman coming, he secretly dropped the bag on the ground behind Rowan.

Now, when he heard the inquiry of the woman who was chasing after him, he hurriedly said: "It's not me! It's not me! It's him! I just heard someone say that they want to catch a thief......, so I came to help! It's good that you're here, otherwise he'd have thrown this kid to the ground! Look at it, look at it, he's holding the kid so high and throwing it around!"

Ouch, I'm kidding, okay?

Rowan shrugged his shoulders, looked at the woman, and said, "First of all, I want to remind you, I'm not a thief, this guy is." I tossed it around, just to tease the kid. ”

"Really?" the woman frowned.

Now that things have stopped, Rowan looked at this woman and suddenly realized - oh my mother! No wonder so many men also like to go out shopping, it turns out that there are endless beautiful girls. Why didn't I notice this before?

"Of course not, beauty, don't you believe that you look behind him, or is he not blocking a bag! If I am a thief, why do I hide the bag behind him?" said the man in black with a bitter face.

When he said this, the woman was also a little moved, and her eyes glanced at Luo Wen's legs, there was indeed a bag on the ground, which was mostly blocked by one of Luo Wen's legs.

"You're a thief, put the kid down, or I'll call the police!" the woman gritted her teeth and looked at Rowan viciously. This bastard! How dare you use a child as a shield! Wait, Miss Ben will show you what real martial arts are!

Rowan blinked his eyes and said, "Okay, okay." I'll put this future singer down, but I have to remind you again, I'm not a thief. ”

"I know, I know, you're not a thief! But you must put this child down too!" the woman didn't believe Rowan at all, but said the same thing in her mouth.

"Okay, okay!" Rowan nodded helplessly, oops, these days, nosy people are the most unlucky.

However, just when Rowan was about to put the little kid down, the kid didn't cry. And then, and then? That's right...... Then this little kid suddenly laughed, scared Rowan, this kid can't be scared stupid, right?

"Hehehehehehehe......"

It's really a silver bell's laughter. And then the sound of the rain?

Rowan looked up, the sky was dark, and the night was now, and there was no trace of rain under the squirming lights. Then Rowan looked down in bewilderment.

Oops, this little kid is actually peeing!

"Ahh

Luo Wen laughed and said with a smile: "Hahahaha! Hahaha! Well done! Hahaha! Future God of Song, I suddenly found that your kid has good qualifications, his roots are wonderful, and he is a good seedling for practicing martial arts! I have a copy of "A Thousand Miles of Urine" Magic Secret Skills, it costs ten yuan, kid, do you want it!"

The passers-by who were originally watching the play on the road, one by one, also showed a knowing smile, some people couldn't help laughing, of course, there were also those who covered their faces and smiled, don't think about it, that person must have just used the magic skill of laser mole removal, cough cough, it is medical treatment.

This stunned the woman who was chasing after her just now. He looked at the man in black lying on the ground in amazement, and suddenly felt that this guy's voice was familiar, like, like- yes, like the pickpocket who had just yelled!

"Bastard! it's him!" the woman gritted her teeth. But there was no sound on the surface. She had already walked behind Rowan, picked up the bag, and pulled an object out of the bag.

When the future singer's boy finished peeing, she walked to the man in black who was lying on the ground and squatted down.

Watching the beautiful woman squat down and take care of herself, the man in black felt a smug feeling in his heart, thinking: "Hey, this woman is so stupid, it's so easy to deceive, wait for an opportunity to find an opportunity to shape herself into a hero and save beauty, maybe this stupid woman will ...... ......Hey, hey, hey, hey, he Ahhhhhhh

Suddenly, the man in black widened his eyes and his whole body began to twitch!

The woman said, "Bastard, let you taste the power of the wolf-proof stun gun!

"Forehead ......"

Rowan put the little one down and stepped back a bit. This is electricity, is it really good electricity, in case it comes to me through urine, then play Dafa.

"Woo Lu Lu Woo Lu Lu ~" The man in black who was electrocuted and jumped like a fish on a chopping board finally foamed at the mouth, indicating that he had disarmed and surrendered.

The woman snorted indignantly, got up from the ground, put away the wolf-proof stun gun, and then looked at Rowan. A little embarrassed and said, "That, I'm sorry, I wronged you just now!"

Rowan waved his hand and said, "I don't have anything, it's just a small misunderstanding." By the way, my name is Rowan, what's your name?"

"My name is ......" Before the woman could finish speaking, she saw Zhu Yeli running to her side, holding Luo Wen's hand and talking intimately.

So, the woman pursed her lips and finally just said, "Thank you." Let's see you again. ”

Ah, girl, we're very close now!

"Okay, goodbye!" Rowan nodded, and then was pulled away by Zhu Yeli.

After walking a few steps, Rowan suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and he turned his head to look over and found that the little child was gone. He looked over to the other people, and he saw a man dressed tightly, and he didn't know what he was holding in his arms, and he ran into some alley.

Luo Wen's face changed, and he shouted, "Stop me!"