Chapter 18: The Villain Who Rubs His Shadows
"Dog-headed military advisor!" said Thor Sigar as a matter of course, completely unaware of Li Jie's changing face. It looks even more exciting than the constant change of face after drinking fake wine.
"Don't be presumptuous, you're the best kobold of all of us. Without you, we wouldn't have so many wild ideas to solve all kinds of problems. It doesn't matter if you're hurting Hydra or you're doing a global show. Your means are more villainous than villains. More vicious than the conspirators. Thor's words no longer know whether they were praising or insulting.
After all, there are not many times when you can take advantage of Li Jie, and if you don't grasp it well, you don't know when there will be such an opportunity next time, after all, fake wine will not be drunk every day.
So Thor has such an opportunity to educate Li Jie, and he is still very cool. Because it is usually Li Jie's big truths and ideals that he talks about to brainwash himself and others or something. Now that the roles are finally reversed, Li Jie is confused in his heart, he can be the other party's spiritual mentor, how can he not be addicted?
In the past, I felt very annoyed when I watched Li Jie babble all day long, but I had to listen. Now that he has changed his role to nagging Li Jie, Thor suddenly knows why Li Jie likes to talk to others so much.
It turns out that it feels so cool to tell others the truth! It is so cool to stand on the moral high ground and accuse others! It turns out that it is so cool to brainwash others! Thorgod Sigar is fluttering.
With an excited expression on his face, Thor said, "So why do you care if you lose your superpowers, and you haven't lost them now?
"And take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you lose all your strength one day. This phenomenon is also possible, because I know that some people have borrowed power from the demon gods of the different dimensions, and in the end, these powers have to be returned to the demon gods, have you borrowed power from the demon gods? No, oh that's fine. ”
"It doesn't matter if all your power is gone. Does the Illuminati still lack such a combat power as you? Maybe in the superhero sequence, your combat power is pretty good. In the whole universe, the strength of a single body can be regarded as good, at least at the upper middle level. But with my high-end power in the Illuminati, your combat abilities and abilities are completely negligible. ”
"Your role is to continue to be your kobold advisor and give advice to the Illuminati. Use your intrigues to trap one enemy after another. Think about the thoughts and actions of the villain with your villain-like mind. And then use your rich experience and more villainous means than the villain to lead us to defeat them, this is your main ability!" Thor felt a little itchy nose as he said this, so he buttoned his nostrils.
And his move seems to be a bit irritating to Li Jie, but in fact, this action is just a fuse. Mainly because just now Thor** babbled a lot of Li Jie, and finally came to a state of contempt with picking his nose and squinting his eyes.
Originally, Li Jie was still sad that the system had disappeared, but because of Thor's interruption, he left the system behind in an instant.
Anyway, while I do take the system seriously, I don't think I used it in a long time. In fact, I don't need a system or anything, and I don't seem to be bad. It's been a long time since I've faced anyone head-on, but it's actually like Thanos.
Star-Lord has said that although Thanos is very strong individually, he has never been a guy who fights the world alone. One of the reasons why he can become the overlord of the universe is the factor of personal force, but this factor accounts for less than one-tenth of the importance.
Thanos really dominates the universe and becomes the overlord of the universe because of his mind and technological means, which is as strong as Thanos can destroy stars and even destroy a solar system alone. But Thanos would never choose to use personal force to solve this kind of thing, he must have made a bomb or something to deal with this kind of problem.
Why use your fists to solve problems that can be solved with your mind? This is the most basic choice of all intelligent beings. Probably only people with really bad brains would choose to solve all problems with their fists, such as a certain thunderbolt salted fish in Asgard.
And Thanos's strength is very strong, although it is difficult to say whether he can win Odin alone (the battle between Thanos and Odin was hundreds of years ago, when Odin was a little younger than now, and Thanos was a little weaker), but it is estimated that there is not much suspense in going heads-up and overturning Thor.
But even so, Thanos has huge shortcomings. For example, Thanos can no longer live in a vacuum-free cosmic environment (Note), simply put, the overlord of the Megatron universe cannot survive alone in space. He had to use the armor he had built for himself to survive in the universe. Otherwise, Thanos would have died of hypoxic suffocation.
However, Thor even said that the entire Asgardian gods can live in a cosmic vacuum (as long as they are strong enough not to freeze to death), they don't need oxygen, and breathing is just an action to circulate energy in the body, and it is not really useful. There are also cosmic races that can also live in a vacuum.
So almost people who seem to be too strong to solve actually have their own weaknesses, and there is no strong person in the real world who has no weaknesses. After all, reality is not an online cultivation of immortals, and the omnipotence of the strong is just a kind of YY. Everyone has their own Achilles heel.
Maybe I used to have a system to rely on, and I felt that I could be a strong man with no weaknesses, and that not having Achilles' heel was just an illusion. The appearance and disappearance of the system are very abrupt, in fact, maybe I should look up what the origin of the system is?
Li Jie had forgotten the slight uneasiness he had just felt because of Thor's interruption. He patted his cheek and cheered himself up. Yes, there are so many smooth sails in life, and there are always some setbacks. Not to mention that this is not even a setback.
As Thor said, did his combat effectiveness play a role in getting to this point? The proportion of the important ones is very, very small, and I rely more often on my brain to deal with problems than on my fists.
Do you even say that if you lose all your superpowers, you will be kicked out of the Illuminati? No, you have never relied on force to eat in the Illuminati. It's great that you don't have to do any tasks that require force in the future!
Li Jie felt much more relaxed after thinking this, and he said to Thor with a smile, "Thor, thank you." ’
"You're welcome. "Thor felt refreshed.
Li Jie continued to smile: "Do you know why the power of the Thunder of Destruction exploded just now?"
“?”
"Because I just came up with a great idea. Li Jie smiled kindly, but Thor suddenly felt a little chill in his back.
"What's the idea?" asked Thor, a little uneasy.
Li Jie smiled: "I wonder if I should tell her your evaluation of Luo Ji [Dog-headed Military Master]?
"No! you can't do that!"
"By the way, and your tangled relationship problems on Earth, maybe your sister needs to help you deal with them. ”
"No! I said don't do it!"
"Yes, there is. Didn't Storm Girl send a lot of private photos to your phone last time, and you asked me to delete them? At that time, I thought that maybe one day you would delete these materials, so I backed up a copy. Including the private message between Storm Girl and you, do you guess that if you send it to Rogie, she will be happy that her brother is so attractive, or should she give your mother a copy as well, what do you think?" Li Jie smiled brightly.
Thor almost fell to his knees, and he finally said, "I'm sorry I was wrong." "I was wrong! I still lost to this little man!
Note: It is true that Thanos cannot live in a cosmic vacuum. He needs to rely on his armor to provide him with oxygen in a vacuum so that he can live, without oxygen he will die, which sounds silly, but this is the original premise of Marvel. I thought the setting was good, and it made the character of Thanos more fleshed out, so I stayed.
In the comics, there is a story about Thanos and Deadpool exploring the surface of an alien planet with an oxygen tank on their backs. This story is from the 616 main universe is canonical.