Section 36: Pirated Demon Mirror
"Xiao Ye, this is my business card, if there is anything you need my help with, just come to me. ”
Xiao Haiyang handed his business card to Ye Zhifan and said. He is actually a retired veteran cadre who previously served as the director of the provincial public security department. Whether it is officialdom or shopping malls, the network is very wide.
At this time, the family members of the patients who heard the news were in an endless stream, making noise.
"Okay, thank you, Uncle Shaw. I'm going to take the college entrance examination tomorrow, goodbye!"
Ye Zhifan put away his business card, said hello to Xiao Lao, and left in a hurry.
"Dingding......
Ye Zhifan returned home and took out his mobile phone, and there was constant good news.
"Congratulations, because you have acted bravely, saved the life and helped the wounded, and obtained 10,000 merits, which is equivalent to 1,000 ...... of immortal coins."
I relied on the fact that I had done such an earth-shattering thing to get a little merit!
Ye Zhifan looked at his change balance, which reached 1999 cents.
Forget it, go to the fairy mall to buy a perspective and a sticker, and there will be an English test tomorrow.
As soon as Ye Zhifan entered the Immortal Mall, his eyes lit up, and he saw a large pile of pink bullet bars rolling.
【Announcement:】
Chang'e Fairy: All members of our store can receive a gift package with their membership card. Comes with three cute emotes.
Yue Lao: May there be lovers in the world who will eventually become dependents, in order to repay the love of our customers, we specially withdraw from the limited-time rush purchase activity!
It's a flash sale, and it only costs one penny!
However, you don't need a marriage red line.
Ye Zhifan continued to browse, other product discount information.
Tota Li Heavenly King: Heavenly King Weapon Shop, all weapons are ten percent off.
Nine percent off is too little!
I don't know if there are any discount activities at the clairvoyant optical store?
There is no bulletin board, the information of the clairvoyant optical store.
Ye Zhifan found the clairvoyant shop and was about to buy a perspective sticker. But who knows, the clairvoyant store Ye is holding a discount promotion: "Valentine's Day special, the whole site is sold at two discounts." The clairvoyant optical store held a buy-one-get-one-free activity, and all customers who bought pirated mirrors could give a clair-through sticker...... Together, the two pieces totaled 1,999 cents. Walk through and don't miss it!"
1999 cents, buy two!
The balance of WeChat change on your mobile phone is not exactly 1999 cents.
Ye Zhifan clicked on the purchase without hesitation and agreed to pay, and then, a purchase message began to pop up on the mobile phone screen: The pirated demon mirror and the perspective sticker spirit have been shipped, and they will be deposited in the treasure chest according to your requirements......
With a clairvoyant mind, everything is fine!
……
The next morning, Ye Zhifan walked into the examination room with confidence as usual. Ten minutes before the exam, he extracted a clairvoyant spirit and a pirated demon mirror from the treasure chest.
Perspective a sticker is good.
As for the pirated demon mirror, Ye Zhifanzai studied it carefully. At first glance, it looks like an ordinary little mirror.
Ye Zhifan used the demon mirror to look at himself. I went to see the picture in the mirror, and it was actually a dragon with teeth and claws!
Nani?
If it were ancient times, he might be the emperor. However, in the modern world, ......?
The demon mirror can generally show a person's original form, even if it is a demon or a monster, there is nothing to hide.
Ye Zhifan used the pirated version to look at the demon mirror and took a picture of the surrounding classmates. Hehe, he was an eye-opener at this moment! There are little roosters, little dogs, little kittens, hippos, elephants...... What's more, Ye Zhifan felt that he had not entered the classroom, but entered the zoo.
Ye Zhifan also summed up some rules, those who study quite well are all shrewd monkeys, most of the scumbags are stupid pigs, beautiful are little foxes, ugly, hehe, don't talk about it......
"Ahem, the college entrance examination English test has officially begun...... Students are asked to put away their phones and books. ”
Yan Ruyu, the homeroom teacher, walked into the examination room with the English test paper in her hand and announced. She was wearing a red dress, which couldn't cover her graceful and angry figure at all. Snow-white lotus arms, slender white legs, bright eyes and bright teeth...... A waterfall-like head of hair flutters casually behind the head.
Sexy and hot, what a charming goblin!
All the boys in the examination room couldn't take their eyes off it, looking at Teacher Yan Ruyu greedily, and they all drooped one by one.
"A bunch of pig brothers!"
Ye Zhifan glanced at this group of perverts, and complained with disdain. Just waiting for a while, Ye Zhifan's nosebleed almost came out. Because he used perspective to stick to the spirit, he saw through the scenery in the skirt of the beautiful teacher Yan Ruyu.
Yan Ruyu swept the boys in the class, obviously satisfied with the reaction of this group of children.
What was this teacher Yan Ruyu in his previous life?
Ye Zhifan pirated the demon mirror and took a picture of Teacher Yan Ruyu.
, Ye Zhifan thought that Teacher Yan Ruyu must have been a fox spirit in his previous life. But who knows, a pair of white bones actually appeared in the demon mirror.
Sure enough, Teacher Yan Ruyu is a little goblin! and a white bone elf.
Since there are gods and Buddhas in the world, there are also demons and monsters. Teacher Yan Ruyu, what is the relationship with the white bone spirit girl of the customer service lady of the fairy mall?
Maybe it's a sisterhood, maybe it's not...... All in all, it can't be alone!
Ye Zhifan's heart sank, he could stay away from Yan Ruyu in the future.
"Well, what are you looking at?"
I don't know when, Teacher Yan Ruyu has come to me. Ye Zhifan felt a hint of a compelling chill, his eyes were quick, and he immediately put the demon mirror into the desk, and said, "Teacher Yan is nothing, I slept late yesterday and didn't rest well." ”
If it was before, Teacher Yan Ruyu cared about herself, and she should say that she couldn't ask for it. But now, since I know that she is a pair of white bones, my heart is panicked.
"Zhifan, take the test well! After the exam, I have something to do with you. ”
Teacher Yan Ruyu said, ordering the distribution of test papers.
What can you do if you want to eat me, or absorb the yang energy from me?
"Boom!"
Ye Zhifan took the English test paper of the college entrance examination, and copied the answer of Zhang Lianxiang, an English scholar, with the perspective of the sky.
The college entrance examination is finally over.
The results will be announced half a month after the end of the college entrance examination.
After the exam, the head teacher, Mr. Liu, came. In the class, she announced in public: "Students, on the occasion of graduating from high school, our class will have dinner tonight, and a gala will be held on time at half past eight." At the same time, the great director Sima Shangyun will also participate in the selection of young actors. I hope everyone can be eclectic and ...... to each talent or sketch comedy."
"Ohye, hooray, hooray, hooray!"
"Great!
"Hehe, I'll have a sketch of Zhao Benshan!"
……
After Teacher Liu Jiali announced the news, she set off a huge wave in the class. Everyone went to prepare, used their brains to find a way, a little bit of relying on hard power to speak, a little bit of relying on relationships to go through the back door...... As the saying goes, the eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers.
Ye Zhifan smiled slightly, he has a hole flute, and he also has the skill of Dong Xiao Xianyin, and he can also perform the trick of breaking bricks in his head...... When the time comes, he must kill the squad leader Li Honggang in seconds.