I was stunned for a moment, "Oh! Okay, you can give it to me!"

Zhang Yang said and gave me the phone number of the invoice seller, and the moment I got the phone, I hesitated, and I had a feeling in my heart at that time, would this be a bit excessive?

But think about it, everyone does this, otherwise how to make up enough invoices of 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, without 20,000 or 30,000 invoices, my colleagues will reject me, and the leaders will find me trouble, think about it, other colleagues have been doing this for a long time, I should be fine!

This is the entanglement in my heart, after struggling for a while, I decided to discuss with Jiang Xi, so, I was copying the ticket in the living room, and shouted Jiang Xi who wrote in the bedroom.

"Wife, wife, can you come out for a while? I want to discuss something with you. ”

Jiang Xi's voice shouted from inside the house, "Oh, don't make any noise with me, at this moment, my inspiration is bursting, and I am writing a particularly passionate plot." ”

I, "......", what kind of plot can be so passionate, I have already guessed.

Since she didn't have time to pay attention to me, I'll go about my business, and I continued to scan the invoices from our meal.

After I got all the invoices I had in my hand into electronic files, I contacted the person who sold the invoices.

"Hey, I want to buy an invoice for 20,000 yuan, do you have it here......?

The other person said, "Who introduced you here?"

I said, "XX Company's publicity."

He said, "I see, we charge 10 percent." ”

As soon as I thought about it, I understood that if I wanted an invoice of 20,000 yuan, I would have to pay 2,000 yuan to buy it.

If you talk about risks, don't everyone else have experienced it? It is impossible for the company to check the invoice as soon as I buy it? I should not be so unlucky.

After many such thoughts, I was able to make up my mind, so I said ruthlessly, "Buy!"

I transferred 2,000 yuan to him through Alipay, and he said that he would send it to me by express, and since it was introduced by an acquaintance, there was nothing to worry about.

One thing must be explained here, when Jiang Xi and I first started together, all the money in the family was on her card, and I basically couldn't touch the money, so I really had to ask her for a penny for every penny.

After I pay my salary every month, she will take my salary card, go to the bank very diligently, and transfer the money to her card.

But after five years, she trusted me and knew that I didn't spend money too much, and she started to get lazy.

Sometimes I take my salary card and use it, and when I want to give it to her after I use it, she often says, "Let's put it on you first, I'm busy now, I'll give it to me when I have time, don't you need to use it when you go out tomorrow to run errands?"

In this way, my salary card has more time with me, but in general, my salary card belongs to Jiang Xi by default.

But once, I ran out of salary card and returned it to Jiang Xi, I told her at the time, and put it on her computer desk, but who would have thought that a few days later, she came to me again to ask for a salary card, I said to give it to her, and she said she didn't see it.

We searched all over the house, wallets, and bags, but there was really no more.

At that time, electronic transfer was not yet popular, the bank card was lost to the bank to report the loss, and then it took a long time to take out the money reported lost, and it was in the evening, the bank was off work, and the customer service phone could not report the loss, in short, it was very troublesome, and, it has been several days, if the card is really lost, there will be a risk of losing money, and there is no bank SMS notification at that time.

So, we were both in a hurry, and I was angry and complained about her.

"What's the matter with you? Can you be a little responsible? Salary cards are not well kept? You don't care anymore, do you?"

Jiang Xi was also anxious, as soon as she heard me say this, she was also anxious, "How can you say such a thing? Aren't you a member of this family, the salary card is not your responsibility? I am busy with housework all day long, busy cooking three meals, busy with children's affairs, busy writing, and busy managing money, everything at home is all I think about alone, you are only responsible for one shift, and now you are embarrassed to blame me if you lose your card, tell you, you will take care of your salary card yourself in the future, I don't care, I am too tired to know?"

Me, "......".

"Okay, I'll take care of the salary card myself in the future, and I can't report the loss today, so let's look for it again." ”

Probably because of my good attitude, she didn't lose her temper again, but said, "There is no other way but to find it." ”

The two of us were looking for a lot of boxes and cabinets, and found that in the middle of the night, when Jiang Dongxi, who was only five years old at that time, got up to go to the toilet when he was dazed, Jiang Xi was afraid that she would knock it, so he asked me to help Jiang Dongxi, as a result, I turned my head, and inadvertently saw my salary card in Jiang Dongxi's quilt, and I was with Jiang Dongxi's duck and rabbit toys.

I smiled and handed the card to Jiang Xi.

Jiang Xi also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm relieved to find it, this time it's okay, I don't care about the salary card, you can keep it yourself." ”

"Wife, do you really want to do that? Are you relieved of me now? Aren't you afraid that I'll take the money out and mess around?"

Jiang Xi looked at me, and said with a pair of eyes shining, "We've been together for five years, and I've been so good to you? If you still go out and mess around, it proves that you're really stupid, if you're such a stupid person, why am I still nostalgic for you?" Get out of here early and I'll find a younger and more handsome person again." ”

"Don't be a wife, you train me so hard, and then find a new one, you have to spend a lot of effort to train, you are not young anymore, how can you have that mental strength, it is better to write about you if you have time. "I look like I'm thinking about her.

She blinked her big eyes and said stupidly, "I don't want to bother too much, so I don't want to see if you can save me?"

"Oh, don't worry, wife, how can I not give you peace of mind, you just be happy, happy, and concentrate on writing!"

She squinted at me, smiled, and went on with hers.

What about me? I have the feeling that the five-year serf has turned over, and the salary card I have earned through hard work every day has finally returned to my hands, and I was really happy for a few days, on the one hand, I feel that I have money! I am no longer more clean, and on the other hand, it seems that after five years, I have finally gained the trust of Jiang Xi, which is not easy!

Then, people, I really don't want to change because of habits, probably because I haven't loaded a lot of money when I'm so big, and I always know that I have a rough heart, so I often have a feeling of weakness when I have a salary card of more than tens of thousands of yuan, and I always remember that I won the duvet and was stolen from my mobile phone.

Sometimes I worry that if a young girl takes the initiative to stick it on me, will I be tempted to make a little mistake or something? After all, I am a rich man now?

The more I think about it, the more scared I become, I must not make a mistake, if I let Jiang Xi know that I have made a slight mistake of principle, I guess her character will kill me.

Oh, why is it so useless when you have money? It's so unproductive.

In order to avoid this kind of weakness, as soon as I arrived at the day of payroll, I took the initiative to go to the bank to transfer the money to Jiang Xi's card, huh? The biggest advantage of this is that I am no longer weak-hearted, and I can live as calmly as before, neither worrying about thieves stealing my salary card, nor worrying about a girl sticking it to me, because I can ask for a bowl of noodles is limited, which automatically blocks a lot of flies, mosquitoes, warblers, and swallows.

Sure enough, a life without money is still suitable for me!

And what about Jiang Xi? What I felt about my approach was 10,000 points of happiness, and then I realized that she didn't want my money, but she was too lazy to run to the bank.

Later, with Alipay, Jiang Xi shopped more online, and Alipay would be bound to a bank card within 10,000, because Jiang Xi said that if a certain treasure is hacked or stolen, our loss will not be very large.

I think she has a point, she can always think of a lot of things in front of her to take precautions in advance, so that I don't have to worry about money, and I can spend the money on Alipay to buy things.

So today, I used the two thousand yuan paid by Alipay to buy the invoice.

When I was eating at night, I found that Jiang Xi's eyes were red and swollen, and he was always in tears, obviously crying.

"Wife, what's wrong with you? Crying pitifully? I don't seem to make you angry?"

Jiang Xi shook his head while eating, and tears couldn't help but flow down his eyes, "It's none of your business!"

I was even more curious, "Who's mad at you?"

She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "No one is angry with me, it's okay, let's eat!"

Even when she said this, her voice was still a little choked and aggrieved.

I was even more worried, "You have to make it clear to me, you are crying so sadly, I need to know the reason?"

This time, Jiang Xi just shook his head a little willfully, and didn't answer, as if he was still in a sad mood.

I was puzzled, and Jiang Dongxi, who was eating on the side, spoke, "I know why my mother is crying." ”

I immediately turned my head to look at her, "Say it quickly!"

Jiang Dongxi said, "She must have been moved to cry by what she wrote, when you were not at home before, I saw it several times, once she was typing, and she cried uncontrollably, crying and trembling, she couldn't type, and she couldn't type anymore until she finished crying and calmed down, but she cried again when she typed and wrote the plot, and then trembled again, and went to recover her emotions, so she wrote very slowly!"

"Poof!" I really admire my eldest daughter, who describes this seemingly simple, but actually complicated process so clearly.

She cried because she wrote, I didn't know how to comfort her, I thought it was funny, I made up a sad story to write myself heartbroken, what is the picture? Then, I only moved myself, and the reader didn't feel anything after reading it? It's really not okay to be unconvinced!

"Wife, you can't be too involved like this, is it worth it for you to write like this?"

Jiang Xi said, "Why is it not worth it, at least I wrote a play that I am satisfied with, I can't control what the readers are, I'll talk about it myself!"

I, "......", so, she cried like a dog, in fact, she was hi, incomprehensible, do people who write books have small neurological traits?

After she had eaten for a while, she seemed to have forgotten the tragic episode, and suddenly asked me, "What did you say you wanted to discuss with me today?"

I blinked and thought, do I want to tell her about this? I've already bought the invoice, I'll receive it tomorrow, and then I'll be able to upload it tomorrow night.

"Huh, what's the matter?"

Oh no, my hesitation, I knew it had caught her attention, and the keen look in her eyes made me understand that I couldn't lie, I couldn't hide it from her.

"That's it, didn't we eat enough to get together 20,000 yuan? I went to ask my colleague Zhang Yang, and he told me that their invoices were all bought, and the 20,000 yuan invoice was bought for 2,000 yuan, so I ...... it."

"So you bought it too?"

I didn't have to finish my sentence at all, Jiang Xi had already guessed the result.

I felt a little empty in my heart, but I still pretended to be calm and said, "Ah! What if you don't buy it, everyone does it like this! It's nothing, the invoice is a real invoice, it should be made from the hotel, there will be no problem." ”

"Is there really no problem?" Jiang Xi asked with a worried face.

"Really won't!" I said with a smile, "they all do it like this, maybe more than a year, nothing, because it is a real invoice, so the company can't detect the problem, and the finance can't go one by one to check whether the customer is really invited to dinner, and the finance will not care about that kind of nosy, as long as the invoice is okay, he will give it there." ”

"Is it that easy? By the way, is it illegal to buy and sell invoices?" Jiang Xi suddenly asked a little nervously.

I said, "It is illegal to buy and sell fake invoices, but real invoices should not be illegal, mainly because no one knows that there is a problem with real invoices!"

"Oh!" Jiang Xi's eyes rolled, and he frowned and thought for a long time.

I persuaded her, "Wife, you really don't have to worry too much, everyone does this all year round, nothing happens, for a big company, this is all a small thing, and it is all a little money as small as a sesame seed, no one will care." ”

"Oh!" Jiang Xi hesitated and oh again, with a thoughtful look on his face.

After a while, she asked, "When will you submit this invoice for reimbursement?"

"Tomorrow night is the deadline for the month. I said as I drank the soup.

"Oh!" Jiang Xi thought for a while and said, "I think I need to think about this matter, don't worry, you can say hello to me before submitting." ”

I smiled, "Wife, don't make it so serious, it's not a big deal, and it doesn't hurt anyone's interests, the company doesn't care about this at all." ”

Jiang Xi said with a tangled face, "You have said these words, I listen to it, I don't think there is a big problem, but it's not that there is no problem at all, I'm a little tired from writing today, and my brain is not very good, so don't be in a hurry to make a decision first, let me think about it overnight, and make a decision tomorrow." ”

"Oh!

She said so, and it wasn't interesting for me to argue with her any longer, but it seemed to me that it was a very small matter.

After arranging Jiang Xi to sleep at night, Jiang Xi and I also slept.

Jiang Xi said that she was too excited to write today, crying and laughing, so she was very tired today, so she went to bed early.

Then I was tired from a long day of work, so I fell asleep next to her.

I've been with Jiang Xi for almost ten years, and I used to sleep together when I was young, and although I sometimes had sore legs and arms, I was still very happy.

Later, when I got older, I didn't sleep together every day, occasionally I would hug each other, but as long as we didn't hug each other, our hands must be pulled together, sometimes my big grasp her little fist, sometimes we interlocked our fingers, there is a feeling of sympathy, but also another bland happiness and beauty.

We slept hand in hand that day, and in the middle of the night, I was having a meeting with Zhou when I heard a terrible scream in my ears, "Ahh......h

I could hear Jiang Xi's voice even in my sleep, and I woke up suddenly, and I saw Jiang Xi sweating profusely.

"Wife, are you having a nightmare?"

I quickly hugged her tightly in my arms, and then reached out to wipe the sweat from her forehead. When she reacted, she immediately hugged my waist as well.

"Husband!"

"What's wrong?"

"Ahem!" she sighed, "I dreamed that you were arrested for reporting false accounts, and you left a case record, and no company wanted you after you came out." ”

"Wife!" I said disapprovingly, smoothing her back, "you're overthinking, there's nothing that doesn't exist." ”

"No, no, no, husband, I will have this kind of nightmare, which means that I am frightened because of my weak heart, so why am I weak and afraid? It is because this thing is ...... Wrong, we shouldn't do it"!

The word "wrong" was bitten by her very hard.

"Wife, I think I've really thought about it, you see my colleagues ......."

"Husband, don't look at them......" she suddenly waved her hand at me with a serious face, "That's right, there are many such things in this world, it seems to be quite small, but there is a problem, do you remember what I told you before? Everyone lives in this world, and everything they do must be repaid, but some of them can be seen in the same way, and some of them cannot be seen in the same way, people are doing it, the sky is watching, we can't take care of others, but we must take care of our own ......."

She persuaded me so hard that my heart was already half cold, and I guessed that it was impossible for her to agree to let me reimburse the invoices I bought.

I compromised, "Okay, I won't report the invoices I bought, but I just ...... Lost...... Two thousand dollars!"

I was really worried about money, and at the same time, I was worried that Jiang Xi would blame me for buying an invoice of 2,000 yuan without consulting her, but what I didn't expect was ......

Jiang Xi said with a righteous face, " Two thousand yuan is nothing, just buy a lesson, and I want you, not only don't report the invoices you bought, don't report the invoices for our family dinner, you don't care what the leaders and colleagues say, you don't say anything they say, anyway, you don't go to the company, you don't interact with colleagues much, and the leader can't fire you for this reason, Jiangdong, I hope you can still be yourself, even if we are born in this social dye vat in this life, we can't be completely spotless, but we should at least try to get close to the heart with a clear heart, at least when we sleep in bed in the middle of the night, we won't be awakened by nightmares like me。 ”

That's a good point, but you said it earlier! I didn't take the whole family out to eat, and I ate more than 3,000 yuan this month, plus 2,000 yuan to buy invoices, if all of them were not reimbursed, our family would lose more than 5,000 yuan this month!

"Wife, are we really going to lose five thousand dollars?"

Jiang Xi said again, "Husband, 5,000 yuan is not a ......."

I squinted at her and thought, "Wife, are you really fat now?" I don't know and think you're hot, but it's a pity......

"If something really happens to you, even if you don't go to jail for this kind of thing, you will be left with a case record, or the industry will make a notice, how much will you lose the 5,000 yuan?"

Of course, there is truth in this, sometimes people make mistakes, in addition to being in a big dye vat to be alone, but also because of the lack of greed to do stupid things because of small losses.

I'm just a person who has no idea, I will be influenced by my colleagues' thoughts, but as soon as my wife says, I am easily persuaded by her, forget it, or listen to my wife's words, even if I offend my colleagues and leaders, I can still sleep with peace of mind, the job is gone, I can still find, no matter how difficult it is, I have the opportunity to find, if the reputation and the future are gone, then it really costs no money can not be recovered.

On the third day, I obediently listened to my wife's words, and still reimbursed as much as I spent in the past, looking at the useless 5,000 yuan of waste paper in my hand, my heart, as if I had dropped several drops of blood, and I didn't like to talk all afternoon, I just regretted it, I knew that I didn't go to the restaurant so many times, and I knew that I didn't buy an invoice of 2,000 yuan.

Jiang Xi saw that I was in a bad mood, and deliberately made the roasted eggplant, mung bean cake, salt beans, and pancakes that I liked to eat at night.

Sure enough, at the beginning of the month, I received a call from Mr. Chen, although he did not criticize me very seriously, but he said that I was brainless.

I wanted to argue with them, I wanted to say the same thing Jiang Xi said to me, so that they would be embarrassed, but Jiang Xi stopped me next to me.

She sent me a message for me to see: In the company, it is better to offend the gentleman than the villain, because you don't know what the villain will do.

I listened to her words, swallowed back what I was going to say to Mr. Chen, and just when I didn't know what to say to stop Mr. Chen from talking, Jiang Xi sent me another message: You told him that our family has a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road, worth more than 7 million, so I don't care about this reimbursement money, I can report as much as I want, so as not to be troubled in the future!

I said according to Jiang Xi's original words, and Mr. Chen immediately stopped talking, and then the two of us politely greeted each other and hung up the phone.

First of all, I told Mr. Chen, don't look down on people, I am also a local tyrant, I don't care about this reimbursement money, and secondly, I also reminded Mr. Chen to keep a low profile, there is no trouble now, it does not mean that no one will check in the future.

Mr. Chen is also a shrewd person, and he understood it at once, so he restrained his tone and hung up the phone.

Well, the matter was solved satisfactorily, except for the loss of 5,000 yuan in our family, and whenever I think about it, I feel like my liver hurts at any time.

After that, I still reported the reimbursement, and they still reported twenty or thirty thousand, I actually have a little time imbalance in my heart, on the one hand, I am worried that I am not in the same stream with everyone, I don't know which day, if Mr. Chen follows up and says some bad things about me, my job may be lost, on the other hand, I am also a little unbalanced in my heart, they all make so much money in vain every month, only I don't earn it......

It wasn't until half a year later that an incident happened that my psychology was finally balanced, and I finally really understood the meaning of Jiang Xi's words.

It turns out that if it is not yours, you really don't take it, just like the song sung by Da Zhang Wei: Take my things and return them, eat my things and spit them out!

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