Chapter 240: Wanda Who Ate the Wrong Food
"It seems that you are about to wake up, life is short, your mortal life is so fragile, you don't know how lucky you are, you have reached this point, there is still a chance to be reborn, if I were you, I must enjoy life as much as possible in this mortal life like a white horse, what you want to eat, what you want to play, what you want to get, you have to do whatever you want to get, only this kind of life will not leave regrets, what kind of hero, sacrifice for others, that is the most stupid thing. "Mephisto suddenly turned into a life coach and told Li Kang a lot www.biquge.info of great truths about life.
Mephisto is not a transgender, he is still the cunning king of hell, he taught Li Kang to live recklessly, in fact, he wants Li Kang to fall again, so that after the goddess of death takes back the curse of immortality, Li Kang will become the guy who does all kinds of evil, and he firmly believes that Li Kang must be forced to be a hero.
In fact, Mephisto didn't do what he said, Li Kang was forced to be helpless, and it was no one else who persecuted him, it was Mephisto and other demons, if they were willing to forgive Li Kang, and were willing to coexist peacefully with Li Kang, and maintain a peaceful and friendly relationship with each other, Li Kang would not be so restrained from hell, and people are self-aware.
Li Kang was born to be a demon, he has a strong ability to persuade people, and he can always say that the most unreasonable choice is the only choice of the other party, this ability to reverse black and white is a powerful talent, if Li Kang goes to hell, he will definitely become a very good demon lord, maybe he will have the ability to challenge the seven demon kings, and even challenge Mephisto.
But the problem is that he offended all the demons in hell, and the demons led by Mephisto were eager to cut Li Kang into pieces, and they were all willing to divide one demon into one molecule, so Li Kang was always vigilant about Mephisto's sudden kindness.
"Mephisto, I'm about to wake up, as long as I don't go through the realm of death, there's nothing you can do to me, don't have any bad ideas. Li Kang said vigilantly.
"Look at what you said, as if I'm a bad guy like Mephisto," Mephisto said with a hurt expression, "I just care about you, aren't we good friends?"
Li Kang shuddered disgustingly at this sentence, "Yes, we are not only good friends, in fact, I am your long-lost father, are you right, good son?"
Behind the image of Mephisto's court clown, a huge demonic image suddenly appeared, he didn't care if this was the gate of the Death Realm, he couldn't swallow this evil breath, although he couldn't kill Li Kang, but he must hit him hard, at least give him some curses.
From Mephisto's hands, countless black substances appeared, these substances seemed to be there, emitting a dizzying stench, the gatekeeper in the gate was smoked and almost fainted, fortunately, he was in the realm of death, and he was used to the smell of corpses, otherwise he would definitely not be able to stand this filthy smell.
"Mephisto!, you're going wild at the gates of the Dead Realm?" the janitor yelled.
"Shut your mouth! it will be good for you!Otherwise, it will not be good for you to have more enemies like me!" Mephisto took out a pain crystal from his bosom, this kind of gem is also a special product of hell, although it is not as precious as the fear crystal, but it is more than enough to send a little imp of the level of a janitor.
The janitor covered his nose and took the pain crystal, he put the pain crystal in his mouth and bit it, a tingling pain sensation instantly filled his whole body, this kind of crystal, in the realm of all souls, is hard currency, in addition to its beauty, for ordinary ghosts, it can bring a feeling that only ordinary beings have, such as fear crystals can make ghosts have nightmares, and pain crystals can make ghosts feel pain, for ghosts who can only wander in the realm of death, it is a drug-like thing.
Although the Death Realm is simply a paradise compared to hell, there is also a fly in the ointment, the Death Realm is lifeless, boring ghosts, and needs some spices to stimulate it, but if you want to let them go to hell in order to seek excitement, it is not willing.
Just as Mephisto was delayed, a dazzling light suddenly burst out from the lifeline behind Li Kang.
"No!!Don't just run away!" Mephisto threw out a streak of filth, but in the light of the light, the filth evaporated instantly.
"Hahaha....." Li Kang laughed and opened his eyes, and found that he was now in a white ward, Laura was lying on the side of the bed guarding him, next to Laura, Wanda was pouring water, hearing Li Kang's laughter, "Smack!" Wanda's water cup fell to the ground.
"Are you awake?" Wanda said in surprise.
"Yes, I'm awake...."Li Kang looked around suspiciously, it was obvious that this was not Afghanistan, "Where am I? How long have I been in a coma?"
Seeing Wanda, Li Kang's heart warmed, it was good to be able to see Wanda for the first time after waking up.
"You are at St. George's Hospital in New York, this is the best private hospital, when you were first transported, you had no heartbeat or breathing, the doctor has pronounced you dead, but I heard that Deadpool had a gun to force the doctor to treat you, after three days of resuscitation, your condition stabilized, I came the next day, it was Deadpool and Logan who informed me. Wanda gently took a glass of ice water and handed it to Li Kang.
Li Kang suddenly felt very thirsty, he took the water cup, drank the ice water in a few sips, he looked at Laura, "What's wrong with her?"
"You said Laura, she really thinks of you as her biological father, and even Logan is jealous of you," Wanda said with a smile covering her mouth, "He and she have been watching over you since you were admitted to the hospital." ”
"Inseparable? How can this work? She still has to go to school. Li Kang frowned and said.
"Hehehe.... is worthy of being a person from the Celestial Empire, her life is almost gone, the first thing that comes to mind is to study, don't worry, Angela Alba is responsible for giving her make-up classes, Angela is a top student at Harvard. Wanda kissed Li Kang lightly on the forehead, "But you really freak people out, what's the matter with you? Refuse to join us Hydra, but you are willing to help S.H.I.E.L.D., why?"
"The Hydra organization is not good at all, although they are very powerful, but they have deteriorated, there is no future for mixing with them, they can't even unify themselves, you and Quicksilver find a way to get out as soon as possible, it is appropriate to repay the favor, but you can do your duty, don't be too stupid. Li Kang gently stroked Wanda's red hair, and he realized that he had never thought of her so much.
"Don't mess around, there's Laura here," Wanda gently shook Li Kang away, "Besides, don't you still have a confidante in Afghanistan?"
"Confidante?Afghanistan?" Li Kang was a little puzzled, he thought for a while, and suddenly said, "You said that Siri, she is just a friend, I only have you in my heart, and you don't know." ”
"Yes, yes, your heart is mine, but your body is not necessarily, right, this kind of fallacy and heresy, only you men will believe it, do you need me to cuckold you, so that you can also experience it?" Wanda teased with some vinegar.
"Don't make trouble!" Li Kang was startled, "I really have nothing to do with her, I can swear to God." ”
Wanda looked at Li Kang seriously, and suddenly she snorted and laughed, "Look at what scared you, I believe you, Ciri has talked to me, she was just attracted by the magical energy on your body when she first met you, so she had some good feelings for you, but then she found that it is not enough to have a good impression, she is not suitable for you, and her family also needs her." ”
Li Kang nodded, "The Tucker tribe has been hit hard, and if you want to recover, it will take at least ten or eight years, and she will definitely have a hard time as a girl." ”
"Well, I've consulted with Baron Sytrik, and he's willing to help the Tucker tribe. Wanda's eyes flickered a little.
Li Kang was stunned, he tilted his head to look at Wanda, "What do you think, isn't this a powerful source of troops for Baron Sytrik? Tucker's daughter and the Divine Wolf Warrior are both very difficult opponents, I don't know how many people will be killed if you do this." ”
"Don't worry, I won't take advantage of them casually, I have to take care of your confidante. Wanda teased Li Kangdao.
"Don't tease me," Li Kang raised his hand in surrender, "I know you're amazing, you say confidante is confidant." ”