Body Chapter 408 You don't understand the dog's mind
Wu Wei heard that the old man was also so cooperative with him, and he was not in a hurry to introduce it, he smiled and said: "My master and the old man are a generation of masters, not something I can look up to. ~Sui~Dream~Small~Say~щ~Suimеng~lāAlthough it can't be compared with my master, I can also tell some of the origin of this fan, which is not something that ordinary super masters can know!"
Now everyone can't laugh, this kid hasn't said anything, he has already damaged a few people on the stage.
Jiang Man couldn't laugh anymore below, and was still a little worried, he looked back at the three people and said: "Three big brothers, this kid is going to die! He himself is a half-hanger, the biggest fake, if you can't say it for a while, see how he comes down, I will leave early." ”
"This big beauty, your worries are unnecessary. Yang Taimin knows Wu Wei best, although he doesn't know if Wu Wei can say it, but he believes it very much, and at this time he also said with a smile: "Brother Wu Wei is a well-deserved super appraisal master, you just wait." ”
You Qingtao and Li Gen also followed suit, Wu Wei is indeed a super master, and he is very clever in appraisal.
Jiang Man was a little dizzy, and he didn't know how Wu Wei bragged to them, making these people believe him so much.
At this time, Chen Zui on the stage was so angry that his lips trembled, and he couldn't speak at all, but Chu Yuntao couldn't stand it anymore, and said coldly: "Boy, you haven't explained it yet, don't make a big deal of nonsense yet, and it's not too late to say it when you understand it!"
"Master Chu, you can't believe me when you say that?" Wu Wei also immediately went to Chu Yuntao, and said with a sneer: "You can't tell, are you a little uncomfortable?
"Believe, believe!" the old man immediately nodded and said, "I believe it very much, little brother!"
Chu Yuntao was also choked back, and everyone believed it, and he had nothing to say!
"Speaking of this fan, two legends are involved. Wu Wei said aloud: "The first one is Su Shi, a scholar of the Northern Song Dynasty, known as the Dongpo monk, and this poem is also mentioned by the Dongpo monk himself. ”
Everyone exclaimed, this first one is very powerful, if Su Dongpo is genuine, at least it is worth several million, and I don't know who the other character is!
"Boy, what you said is Su Dongpo's is Su Dongpo's?" Chen Zui asked out loud at this time: "How can it be proven?"
"Master Chen, if you can say this, it proves that you have no attainments in calligraphy. Wu Wei said coldly: "I don't blame you for this, you are a master appraisal, not a calligrapher, I will naturally come up with evidence in a while." ”
Chen Zui was choked back by Wu Wei as soon as he said a word, and he had nothing to say, so he could only wait for him to come up with evidence, but this was very ugly.
"The other person I'm going to talk about is the Buddha Seal Master. Wu Wei then talked eloquently: "This Buddha seal master is also a very remarkable figure, about this fan, there is a beautiful legend, maybe the legend is inappropriate, it is a beautiful talk." ”
Wu Wei's words immediately whetted everyone's appetite, and they all wanted to hear what was beautiful to talk about.
Chu Yuntao couldn't listen to it anymore, and asked with pricked eyes: "Even if the handwriting on this fan belongs to the Dongpo monk, why do you say that this fan still involves the Buddha Seal Master? I think you are purely here to bewitch the public, and it is nonsense!"
"Master Chu, this shows your shallowness even more. Wu Wei said with a smile: "This involves a lot of humanities and folklore knowledge, and it is also what an appraiser should have, not to mention any super master, and it should be known, but unfortunately you don't know!"
Chu Yuntao was also choked back by a sentence, and suddenly he had nothing to say, and he was so angry that he trembled. This kid is just ridiculing himself and Chen Zui, he is not even an appraiser, how can he talk about a super appraisal master? But at this time, the situation can't help himself, so wait for him to say it well.
Chen Zui was also anxiously waiting on the side, and he wanted this kid to look good in a while, and see how he justified himself.
"Dongpo monks and Buddha Yin master have a very good relationship, in the Dongpo monk was demoted to Huangzhou, one day and Buddha Yin monk gathered. Wu Wei then said: "At that time, the two of them sat by the river, and the Dongpo monk saw a yellow dog gnawing on a bone by the river, and he had a whim, and said a couplet, that is, the dog gnawed on the bone on the river!
At this time, some people whispered, this couplet is a famous couplet through the ages, and many people know it, could it be that this is related to this fan?
The great monk of Buddha Yin is also a knowledgeable person, so he naturally heard the implication of Shanglian, laughed, and threw a fan into the water. Wu Wei continued: "At the same time, Master Buddha Yin also gave a lower couplet, that is, the poem of the east slope of the water flow. The poem is homophonic corpse, a metaphor for the Dongpo layman. The two strange people laughed at each other, leaving behind a famous alliance through the ages. ”
"Good, good!" the old man shouted at this time: "Master, what you said is not bad at all!"
Everyone listened to Wu Wei's wonderful explanation, and also got a response from the host, which proved that he was saying well, and they applauded one after another, and the applause in the hall was thunderous for a while.
Several people on the stage were so angry that they couldn't do it, but they also had the bottom in their hearts, this is nonsense, there is no way to verify it?
"Boy, you're talking nonsense and far-fetched here!" Chen Zui waited for the applause to subside before he said angrily: "Since it was thrown in the water, why did you get this fan?"
This sentence is still very weighty, and everyone has calmed down.
"I was about to continue to talk to you!" Wu Wei said coldly: "At that time, the yellow dog gave up the bones, and hurriedly picked up the fan again, and it happened that there was a woman by the river who washed it, and snatched the fan in the dog's mouth, which has been kept to this day, that is, the fan in the hands of this old man." ”
"You're just talking nonsense!" Chu Yuntao was also so angry that he thought Wu Wei was talking nonsense, and said angrily: "Will the dog give up his bones to take the fan back?"
"I'll come back with the evidence in a moment. Wu Wei also said coldly: "That dog picked up a bone by the river, and when he saw the fan, he naturally thought it was also a bone, and it was common sense to pick it up." You're not the yellow dog, how do you know that dogs won't give up their bones to pick up a fan?"..
There was a burst of laughter in the hall at this moment, and everyone was amused by Wu Wei, not only telling the reason why the dog was holding a fan, but also ridiculing Chu Yuntao for being a dog, which is similar to this couplet!
Chu Yuntao was so angry that he trembled, but he couldn't say anything, what Wu Wei said made sense? The dog didn't know if it was a bone, since he picked up a bone by the river, he naturally picked it up first.
Qin Liuye couldn't laugh anymore in the back, even if he went up by himself, he would never be able to say this, and he would not say so, this was also the most powerful counterattack.
"Okay, you go ahead and talk about your evidence. Chen Zui said angrily: "Even if the dog comes back,"
Wu Wei also said lightly: "Naturally, it was brought back by a dog." ”
Now everyone laughed even more, this kid is good enough to speak, who said to come at whom? These few words, although not scolding, are also very interesting, and then it is said that you took it back?
Chen Zui was also so angry that he couldn't do it, and he waited for Wu Wei to continue talking with a blue face, and then counterattacked him later.
This couplet has become a beautiful story for the ages, and local scholars have also conducted field investigations to verify all this, and later proved that this fan has indeed been preserved. Wu Wei continued: "It also proves that this famous alliance is not a rumor, but a beautiful talk for the ages! ”
Everyone was even quieter, and even the stage was silent, some were waiting to listen to the wonderful explanation, and some were waiting to fight back against Wu Wei.
"First of all, the poem on this fan is called the sleeper: it is better to be drunk than to be difficult to walk, and it is better to sleep than to speak. Mr. drunk lying among the stones, no one knows this meaning for eternity. Wu Wei said loudly: "This poem itself is a portrayal of the mood of the Dongpo monks who were degraded to Huangzhou, and it was also written when chatting with the Buddha Yin, and there is no lack of ridicule of the Buddha Yin, so the fan of the Buddha Yin Master is mentioned." ”
Everyone was moved by Wu Wei's wonderful explanation, and there was no sound.
Chen Zui couldn't look at it anymore, and said angrily: "This is the evidence? This poem does have this meaning, who can prove that it is mentioned on the fan of the Buddha Yin Master? I think you are a bunch of nonsense!"
"Don't worry, that's just one of them. Wu Wei said coldly: "I have also learned to verify the origin of this fan, and I have personally been to Baoji Temple, according to the generations of the Buddha seal at that time and the prayer beads, fans, bracelets, etc., it is this kind of small-leaved rosewood!"
"The texture of the fan is too much!" Chu Yuntao said: "It can't be regarded as evidence!"
"That's good!" Wu Wei closed the fan gently, turned around and showed it to everyone, and said, "This is the most powerful evidence!"
Now everyone looked at it, and they couldn't see it at all in the distance, and the people nearby all exclaimed, and some even read it: Yuan.
Wu Wei also showed more people, and then came to the stage, handed the fan to a few masters, and looked at a few people coldly on the side.
The small side of this fan is engraved with the word Yuan, you can't see it when you open it, you can't see it when you close it completely, and it's a little blurry, you can't see it at all if you don't look carefully, only when it's half-open and half-closed, you can see the word Yuan.
"Boy, what do you mean by that?" Chen Zui immediately asked, "This can prove that it is a fan of Buddha Yin and kindness?"
"That's right!" Wu Wei smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't know, I can tell you that the Dharma name on the Buddha's seal is Yuan!"
After all, Chen Zui is a super master, and he already knows the origin of this fan at this time, but he just asked, and then he was silent, and the look on his face was also very depressed.
"You're really talking nonsense!" Chu Yuntao was still quibbling: "Since the Buddha Seal Monk is so famous, and everyone is also called the Buddha Seal Monk, why don't you engrave the two words Buddha Seal, but engrave the two words Yuan? You really want to make it clear!"