Chapter 9 Fighting with Pigs and Dogs to Solve Physiological Problems

Section 1 Soaking seeds

After the pit was dug, Ma Linxi, Wang Changsong and Xu Feng stood side by side in the pit and flattened the soft soil with their feet, stepped on it, and tidied it up all around. Then, I spread a large piece of thick plastic film, then found a large aluminum bucket from the kitchen, went to the well and poured a few loads of water into the pit, about half the height of the pit, poured the whole rice seed into it and began to soak it. In the early stage of the rice growing season, this preparation process is called soaking.

At the same time as soaking the seeds, the preparation of the seedling pond is also in full swing.

The seedling pond of the seventh team was selected on the side of the road at the entrance of the village, next to the irrigation canal that diverted water. The advantage of this is that it is more convenient to water and fertilize, but the disadvantage is that it is easy to be destroyed by the poultry and livestock in the village. Ma Linxi also suggested to the leaders that it was better to stay away from the village.

Deputy Director Ji knew about this defect, "It has been implemented with the production team, and then the plan is changed, the work is not easy to do, you work harder, take turns on duty." ”

That being said, it's not that simple to do.

Nominally, there are four people in their group, but in fact, there are only two people at most who can really focus on their own work. The team site did not have a special arrangement for logistics staff, except for the two cooks, there were no people who usually ran errands, and many things, even the three leaders went out in person, and they were really too busy, and the people in the technical group were taken to do chores. Since it's a chore, you have to do everything.

This afternoon, it was planned that the production team would work to plough the seedling pond, but the ploughers were drunk at noon and could not go to work. This season can not wait, hybrid rice seed production is the most important thing is time, although the farm work is to see the sky, but the development of seedlings is not up to people at all.

The temperature on Hainan Island in winter is relatively stable, and from the day when the rice seeds begin to be soaked, the next growth stages such as sowing, transplanting, and heading are determined to be dead, and cannot be advanced or postponed. Otherwise, there will be no flowering period, which will affect the seed production yield at least and no harvest at worst. This is not a joke, it is not only its strong technical position, but also the fundamental difference from ordinary rice cultivation.

In order to remind everyone from time to time, flexible and adjust the growth period of seed production, the breeding team specially drew a chart and pasted it on the wall at the door of the dormitory, called "Nanyou No. 2 Seed Production Flowering Period Prediction Table", which specifically marked the parental growth period control and farm work arrangement, some important nodes even made clear to a certain day of the month, soaking, boiling, making seedling ponds, falling valleys, fertilization, field transplanting, tillering, young spike differentiation, first ear, flowering, harvesting, until the seed consignment, personnel return, etc., this is called a wall chart operation, at a glance. It reminds everyone from time to time that when it should be busy, you can't delay it for half a day, and when you can be free, you can play as much as you want, but you can't delay the agricultural season. The people who came were all technicians of the production brigade or the commune's agricultural science station at home, and they were the technical backbone and business leaders with good comprehensive quality. Everyone understands, it's just a reminder to prevent forgetting. This gives you the flexibility to do everything else.

Hybrid rice is a new thing, and the busiest stages of seed production are sowing, transplanting, pollination, and harvesting.

It's sowing season and it's busy everywhere.

Hainan Island is the largest natural greenhouse in the country, with thousands of breeding units, from national scientific research institutions to provincial, municipal and county breeding units, all regard this place as a winter breeding base. In addition to rice, which is currently the largest in area, barley, wheat, cotton, corn, soybeans, yams, potatoes, peanuts, etc., almost all the major crop varieties on the continent are included.

The number of breeding teams is also uneven, some teams have two or three thousand people, some teams have only three or four people, and some units specializing in scientific research have only one or two people. There are breeding teams organized at the district level and breeding teams organized at the county level.

Ma Linxi heard from the leader that this year is the year with the most breeding team members in recent years. Yesterday, Deputy Director Ji attended the National Breeding Unit Cooperation Meeting held in Banpo Commune, and learned from the meeting that there are more than 100 breeding teams in Banpo Commune alone. These breeding teams are distributed in about two-thirds of the commune's production brigades, and almost every production brigade with breeding conditions has one or two dozen units.

The breeding team members are migratory birds, which also brings great impact and pressure to the local social life and agricultural production.

At present, more than 100,000 breeding team members have entered Hainan Island. Moreover, the follow-up team is still rushing to this side.

Just imagine, so many people poured into the island at once, and they were not evenly distributed, and they were highly concentrated in a narrow strip of about five kilometers deep along the southern coast, that is, a small number of commune brigades in the three counties of Lingshui, Yaxian, and Ledong. How much pressure will it bring to transportation, transportation, food, and means of production? You must know that the number of these breeding team members is comparable to that of the local residents!

Of course, the things of life can be overcome by the breeding team members temporarily, while the things of production are a bit of a headache.

In the spectacular breeding team, the most concentrated work is farm work. More than 80 percent of the seeds are produced by hybrid rice, and the sowing period is mostly concentrated in one or two weeks, and labor and agricultural machinery are particularly tight. Fertilizing, plowing the fields, and watering are almost all done at the same time in these days. As a result, competing for agricultural machinery, labor, fertilizer and water has become a problem that no breeding team can avoid.

The liaison officers selected by the production team are all young elites among ordinary members, and they are basically young girls with certain cultural knowledge. They were assigned to various breeding teams, and the team members worked one-on-one with the liaison officers, and everyone had a responsibility on their shoulders, and they all tried their best to plow the land and fertilizer the fields they were responsible for. Daejeon has a large area, and no one dares to slack off. The people are gone, and it is not enough. In this way, the tasks of the seedling pond were spread out on the heads of Ma Linxi and the others. There is no need to report to the leader, and the leader must not come from the production team. There is only one way, it is better to ask for others than for yourself.

Section 2 Ploughing is a technical job

Marlinthi brought the oxen from the drunkard's house that had arranged for them to plow, tied them under the coconut tree, pulled a handful of grass and put it in front of him, and then went to his house to carry the rake and prepare to plow the land himself.

To the uninitiated, plowing is a manual job. In fact, ploughing is first of all technical work, followed by manual work, and it requires the temper of the ox.

Ma Linxi, who grew up in the countryside, knows that this job is not something that ordinary people can handle. Light and strength and technology are not enough, the cow still recognizes life, you are not its owner, and you may not listen to your call. If you want to control it, you have to invest a little emotionally.

In order to cultivate feelings, Ma Linxi specially cut a bunch of pink and delicious grass on the edge of the ditch, let it eat a full meal first, and coax it to be happy, which is also an emotional investment, so that it can be obedient. I didn't pay attention when I was mowing the grass, and I was not used to the borrowed saw blade, so I accidentally pricked my left finger with a nail and bled a lot. Fortunately, he didn't hurt too much flesh, and he picked a long blade of grass to stop the bleeding. Thinking that Lao Niu could help him accomplish his future responsibilities, Ma Linxi did not feel any unpleasant.

The wooden plough in Hainan is relatively small, and much lighter than that in Malinxi's hometown. When he was a child, Marlinsi also ploughed the ground while playing. After the buffalo had eaten and drunk enough, Marlincy led it to the seedling pond to be ploughed, put a mast on it, hung a wooden plow, took out an old-fashioned look, straightened the plow, and happily raised the reins, and shouted loudly: "Ang-reins!"

The buffalo is tall and fat, so pulling this wooden plough should be a piece of cake. Hearing such an earth-shattering roar from Marinsi, it turned around suddenly, flicked its tail with muddy water, and hit its ass with a "snap", its eyes wide open, and it also splashed Marlinsi in muddy water.

Obviously, it doesn't appreciate the emotional investment of Marlinsi, a strange driver.

Marlinthi let out another loud "rein—" and jerked the reins. It tilted its head and glared, looking extremely reluctant, and walked slowly forward. Suddenly, a kind of satisfaction after conquest rose in Marinsi's heart.

However, after less than three rounds of ploughing, the old buffalo stopped, flicked its long tail, howled, and stood there motionless.

Ma Linxi thought, do you want to rest? Just rest, anyway, there are not many seedling ponds, I am not afraid of you grinding foreign miles.

However, after a few minutes of rest, no matter how much Marlinsi shouted, it did not move. Marlinsi got angry, put down the plow's handle, picked up a branch, and whipped it violently for a while, and then it became honest. Although it was a stop-and-go stop, I finally ploughed most of the seedling pond. However, looking back, the plough is a plow, but the ground is turned out not to be the same. Ma Linxi himself thought it was too bad.

At this moment, Ke Meiying shouted Ma Linxi on the road.

"What's wrong? Ake?" Ke Meiying put her bicycle on the side of the road and walked towards Ma Linxi.

"Reins!" said Marinthi, stopping the big buffalo, "I have drunk too much at noon, and I can't get up." Malinsi wiped a handful of sweat.

"Then you can't plow. Ke Meiying said, throwing the over-the-shoulder braids behind her.

"I was in a hurry, but I couldn't find anyone. I got off work so early. ”

"No one is going to see a doctor, there is something going on at home. Why don't I call him?"

"Forget it. We'll do it again tomorrow. ”

"This man is really, he is like this. I was drunk at noon, and I slept for half a day in the afternoon. ”

"You've got a good drink here. ”

"What a ghost. Anyway, they don't pay attention to drinking. ”

"Do you drink?"

"Me? no. My mom and dad drank it. ”

"Say that you Hainan people, no, you Li people are especially able to drink?

"Where? Listen to someone's nonsense. Say you're only able to drink it from your breeding team. ”

"Not all at all. Shandong people and Northeast people have heard that they can drink it very well. ”

"How much can you drink?"

"Me. No way. Two, three, two. ”

"Liar. I'm not just drinking that. ”

"Ho. I can't see it. When is Bibi?"

"Okay. Nothing good though. ”

"What kind of wine do you drink? I'm asking you usually. ”

"I make rice wine and sugar cane wine at home. ”

"Sugar cane can also be used to make wine?"

"Why not. Buy some dregs from the sugar factory and make them at home. It's delicious. ”

"Really delicious?"

"Of course. It's all sweetened. Sweet. When will I invite you to our house for a drink?"

"Come to your house and drink? Oh, no. ”

"Why? What does it matter?"

"Not allowed in the team. Marlinsi felt that they had talked long enough, and he was afraid that others would gossip when they saw him. So he said, "Don't you tell me what's going on at home?"

"Yo, I talked to you, but I forgot. You're busy. Ke Meiying hurriedly pedaled her bicycle into the village.

After a while, the drunken ghost "Ake" that Ke Meiying said came.

It turned out that Ake was her uncle, and she went back and called him up. He smiled apologetically at Ma Linxi: "I came to my relatives at noon, I drank too much." ”

"I don't know how to plow, please ...... again" Before Marlinsi could finish speaking, he grabbed the plow tip from Marinthi's hand.

"I'll come. Scold. As soon as Ake took the reins, the big buffalo howled, and obediently buried himself in pulling the plow.

Arco ploughed again.

Seeing that the seedling pond was turned over, Ma Linxi was indescribably happy. At first, the feeling of complaining about the drunkard had long been thrown out of the clouds, on the contrary, he had a good impression of Ake, who was belated. In my heart, I am even more grateful to Ke Meiying, otherwise, I would have been able to turn the ground so fast and so well.

When I returned to the dormitory, I was about to go to Banliang, when I suddenly heard Deputy County Magistrate Yang criticizing someone loudly, but I couldn't hear what was going on.

After a while, Luo Yufu, a technician at Yongfeng Agricultural Science Station, came out of the team headquarters with an unhappy face.

"What's the matter?" said Marlinsy, picking up the basin and walking out, touching him with a full face.

"It's fine. Luo Yufu turned his head and went outside to collect his clothes.

"Nothing to do with you?" asked Marinthie.

"Tell me to be careful when peeing. Is it a good thing?" Luo Yufu said.

"This one. Marlinci walked straight into the semi-pergola.

Section 3 The shower scared the girls away

After coming to Hainan, in addition to the temporary comfort brought to Ma Linxi in terms of climate, there were many inconveniences in life.

Let's talk about eating, three meals a day, and eating rice porridge and steamed buns in the morning, which is the same as at home. I eat dry rice at noon and at night, so I'm a little unaccustomed. At home, I eat porridge at night, and the breeding team starts dinner very early, and the sun has not yet set, and dinner has stopped. I couldn't eat at the time, but when I was about to go to bed, my stomach rumbled again, and I didn't have any dry food to eat. There is only one small shop in the village, and there is nothing good to buy.

I'm not used to bathing either. Here, people call bathing a shower. The so-called shower is to pour cold water on the body, and a basin of water is poured from head to toe. If it were a man, he would be on the open well, fetching a bucket of water, and standing there and flushing things. Wear briefs and forks, even if there is a woman washing vegetables in the well. As for the women, they solve it in the shower shed in front of their house.

There are pergolas in every house, usually under the shade of a tree in the corner of the house.

The more sophisticated people use old wooden planks to form a two-meter-square shed, which has no roof and a symbolic door that can be buckled from the inside. Carry two buckets of water in, and as soon as the door is closed, you can strip naked and flush. Clothes are hung casually on the partition, and the taller ones can see the top of their heads, and the shorter adults can see the action of lifting the basin clearly from the outside. People didn't care, a basin of water fell from the head, the sound of rushing water, the sound of passers-by could hear the sound, and the bath water overflowed from the ground cracked in the wooden planks and flowed onto the road.

Over time, the road near the shower shed became a stinky ditch.

The climate of Hainan Island is divided into rainy and dry seasons, and during the rainy season between summer and autumn, it rains almost every day. In order to prevent moisture, the foundation of the house is made relatively high, there are drainage ditches dug around, some alleys and paths, in the rainy season is the passage of water, like a stream to drain out, and the pergola also belongs to the functional facilities of the home, although it is simple, no one is indispensable. Therefore, most of the pergola sheds are built on the high corners of the house, and the drainage is more convenient. For those who are a little more particular, there are a few nails nailed to the inner wall of the shower shed, which can be hung with clothes, and the ground is plastered with cement or a stone slab. The vast majority of people just put a few bricks and stones in it at will.

Next to the well platform, there is generally a shower shed, which is for public use, and most of them are used by men.

Women only use it at noon or in the evening when there is no one around, most of them are older women, and young women do not go to the communal shower shade, perhaps it is unsafe and unsightly.

There is only one pergola in each well platform, and it is built by the local people, and there are more than 30 people in their breeding team in Marinxi, which is difficult to use. So, everyone simply set up a battlefield on the well platform. The platform of the public well is thirty or forty square meters, surrounded by knee-high well railings, and the cement is poured on the well platform, smooth and clean, everyone only wears a pair of shorts, and takes a shower in the well. It is very convenient to wash the clothes by the way after taking a shower.

At first, the local people didn't say anything when they saw them taking a shower on the well platform, perhaps thinking that they were new to the city and didn't understand.

Later, I saw that more than a dozen of them were naked on the well platform to take a shower, and while hanging water from the well, they poured buckets from their heads. Someone saw it and chirped and cooed. Later, they intervened, saying that it was unhygienic for them to take a shower on the well platform like this, and the dirty water seeped back into the well, and they were beaten up and went home to cook. And the naked body was half cold, so scared that the girls were embarrassed to wash their clothes on the well platform, so they sued the breeding team.

Establishing a good relationship with the local community is a basic strategy that the breeding team attaches great importance to. If the relationship between the local people is not good, it will directly affect the smooth progress of the breeding work. The team site decided that no one would be allowed to take a shower on the well platform at any time in the future.

Ducks don't pee, they have to have a place to go.

The team decided to have everyone bring the water back and take a shower in the northwest corner of the threshing floor. The threshing floor is a concrete floor, and there is no need to build a shower. Besides, how big a shed do so many people have to build, and now is the busy season of production, and the farm work is too busy to arrange, how can they bother to build these facilities for enjoyment. So no one objected, so they brought the water back and carried it to the threshing floor, and washed it as hard as they wanted. If it is night, some people take advantage of the cover of night to simply wash naked stripes and then go to the dormitory to get dressed.

Such a shower was not enjoyed for a few days and was forbidden again.

The reason is that last Sunday night, everyone was taking a shower after being busy, and the black pressure in the square was almost all naked men. At this moment, the liaison officers who rushed to the breeding team headquarters after dinner for the meeting were terrified.

The liaison officers sent by the production team are all unmarried girls, who has ever seen this meeting?

Deputy Director Ji sat at the team headquarters and waited left and right, but there was no shadow of the liaison officer, and then went from house to house to ask for it. Only then did it become clear that it was the man who was showering on the threshing floor who scared the liaison girls away.

Before the rest of the night, Deputy Director Ji announced the new rules of the breeding team: "From tomorrow, no one will be allowed to take a shower on the threshing floor. Either get a bucket of water to wash in the dormitory, or go to the west to wash in the sand river. ”

When they heard that they were allowed to bathe in the Sand River, everyone cheered again.

Section 4 Return to the happy days of childhood

Previously, the team headquarters also had a rule that it was not allowed to go to the sand river to take a bath.

It is said that a large python was found in the river during the rainy season last year. Although the water of the Shahe River is not deep, it can be seen that there are luxuriant weeds and shrubs growing on both sides of the riverbed, not to mention pythons, even the hidden dragon and crouching tiger, which cannot be found.

But people with a little common sense know that no matter how big a python is, it won't stay in the water. Even if it is deep in the grass, if you don't alarm it, it will never attack people. Of course, leadership is in the sense of safety. Since this is the case, no one wants to go against the leader. The leader is also for everyone's good, just in case.

Now that this ban has been lifted, who is not happy.

Bathing in the Dasha River is of course refreshing. There is no need to carry water, and it is much more convenient to do laundry. However, the team headquarters also specially explained that there should be no less than three people in the bath, and they were not allowed to go to the sand river to wash after the sun set. Bottom line: stay safe.

Bathing in the sand river, Marlinxi and they are really like fish in water.

Although it is said that it is winter, if it were in their hometown, cotton clothes and pants would have been worn tightly. But it's different here, geographically speaking, the whole Hainan Island is in the area south of the Tropic of Cancer, with direct sunlight all year round, and the winter is slightly colder than the summer. The so-called cold is similar to the early summer in my hometown, and the water temperature is just right for bathing in the Sand River.

The Sand River is a seasonal river. It originates in the Jianfengling Mountains in the north. During the rainy season, there are often flash floods, and now it is the dry season of the dry season, and it can be guessed from the wide riverbed and the river channel that shrinks into several streams, that the amount of water during the summer flood season is quite large, and the difference between the water level during the wet season and the dry season is at least two meters. Because the width of the bare riverbed is there, and the width is at least three or four hundred meters.

The current river is not deep, the river surface is relatively wide, the sun shines for a long time during the day, and the water temperature is not low. Therefore, bathing in the sand river not only cleanliness and hygiene, but also adds a kind of fun to them. After taking a bath, it is very convenient to wash clothes in the river water.

In this way, after dinner, everyone invariably goes to bathe in the sand river, and anyway, there will be no locals passing by from this side, everyone is stripped naked, and while bathing, there is a water fight. Some swim, some do laundry, and some fish to play.

For a while, the river was full of laughter and laughter, and everyone seemed to be more than ten years younger, and they had returned to a happy and carefree childhood.

Section 5 Fight against pigs and dogs to solve physiological problems

Physiological problems, everyone is the same, human history has ever had to solve this problem every day, even if the emperor has an internal urgency, he has to put down his big business.

Compared to bathing, the big solution is the biggest problem for the breeding team at present, and there are no public toilets around the breeding team. The huge Forbidden City also did not have public toilets back then, but that was because of the special bedpans, and after they were used up, there were special eunuchs responsible for collecting and transporting them. However, this is not a palace.

After careful investigation, Marlinsi found that there were no toilets in the village. So, how do the locals solve the physiological problem of urinating and urinating?

In short, it's more casual.

Of course, it is convenient for men to solve it with a little shelter, even in a secluded place in front of the house or in the shade of a tree in the field. Older women, sometimes not very particular, as long as they feel that there is no man under their noses, they can squat down and sprinkle a bubble.

More people are going to the sugar cane fields.

The sugarcane field is the natural green yarn tent of Hainan Island. During the war years, thousands of troops and horses of the Eighth Route Army and guerrillas used the green gauze tent to fight against the Japanese devils and the Central Army, and there was naturally no problem for one or two living people to defecate in it. Within a few days of arriving here, Marlinsi and the others discovered the secret.

At first, they saw the locals going inside, thinking it was to pull sugar cane, but later they found out that they were going there. As a result, the sugarcane field has naturally become a green public toilet for the breeding team. If it is a urinate, as long as there are no local women around, out of the dormitory, the corner of the house becomes a customary urinal. At noon or at night, at the root of the wall at the foot of the door, the work is taken out to urinate.

The big solution is more troublesome.

Ma Linxi has been used to going to the toilet since she was a child, and she has to run to the crop field to all of a sudden, but she is really not used to it, and she squats down for a long time, but there is no movement. The more anxious I was, the more I didn't feel it, I lifted my pants and was ready to go back, damn, my body has been there, and the feeling of being heavy and going to be complimentary came again.

After thinking about it for a long time, the reason why I couldn't get out was because I was unobstructed, and I was a little uncomfortable squatting on the ground barefoot. Especially during the day, I always feel that someone is peeping somewhere, and the more I think about it, the more embarrassed I feel, and the more I can't get out. After squatting for a while, move into the crop field, as close as possible to a more secluded place. But when I moved it around, it was moved to the side of the field, and there was still a bright piece of light behind the buttocks.

Looking at the sugarcane fields from a distance, the green shade is like a cover, as if it is impermeable. When I walked in, I found that it was very sparse inside.

The level of sugarcane cultivation here is relatively high, just like the corn grown in their hometown in Marinxi, one by one, and there is a shallow ditch one meter wide between the ridges.

It's the harvest season of sugar cane, and the lower leaves are wilting, and when you squat down, you can see that all around. Unless you have diarrhea in a hurry, you squat there for most of the day without moving.

The so-called worked hard for a long time, but what came out was a fart.

And that's not all, you have to be ready to fight the pigs and dogs who come to snatch the fruits of your hard work. It's a real battle.

Seven or eight out of ten people in Tangfeng's seventh team have dogs. As for the pigs, there are several of them in every household, and they are all free-range, running around the village and fields.

These animals are ghosts, and whenever someone enters the sugar cane field, there will always be a few pigs or a few dogs, following from afar. That's it, licking your mouth and making people cry and laugh. Because they are not full of hatred and eyeing each other, but very flattering, their eyes are not fierce, and they shake their heads and tails. When they saw someone looking at it, they shook their heads, and the tail wagged even harder, and the meaning could not be understood, and they waited for you to hurry up and give them a good meal.

Who isn't afraid of being bitten off by them?

As a result, the breeding team members who have a scientific mind and are good at thinking and researching have summed up three experiences from practice.

Guerrilla warfare at the opportune time.

Scout a little before you go to see if there are any dogs or pigs nearby. If not, then see the opportunity to quickly flash into the sugar cane field, pull down your pants, like a machine gun, as fast as possible, quick and fast.

Of course, there must be a condition for this, it must be diarrhea, or it must be held back for a long time. Otherwise, just farting non-stop is tantamount to betraying yourself and personally reporting to the enemy.

Positional warfare is the most commonly used method.

I went into the sugar cane field and found a suitable position, prepared some stones and mud blocks, and piled them up like a hill in front of me. Like a hidden sniper, if you find a pig or dog stalking, throw a few pieces at it, give them some color, and scare them away or chase them away. Then, calm down and take the time to solve your own problems. Otherwise, they will come back and the situation will be difficult to control. They often break their heads and bleed their heads in order to rob the fruits of human excretion, and can easily injure innocents.

Night action is the way to be safe.

In the dead of night, the cattle rested. The problem is that the moon is dark and the wind is high, and squatting in the sugarcane field where you can't see your fingers is always a little unsteady, unless you have to.

It is these small physiological things in life that make them feel very inconvenient. The leaders of the breeding team are also distressed, and all people have normal physiological problems. You can imagine that Deputy County Magistrate Yang is also a county magistrate-level official, and he has to run into the sugarcane field with his pants like ordinary breeding team members when he comes here, just like ordinary breeding team members.

So, the breeding team decided to build a public toilet themselves.

Section 6 Self-directed and self-acting that is unavoidable

After repeated negotiations with the local government, the location of the public toilet was selected on the fishing pond behind the dormitory of the Hedong breeding team.

The construction of public toilets on top of the fishing pond can be regarded as an ingenious idea, not to mention in Hainan, but also in any place in the world.

Building a public toilet is a lot of brains. I heard that it was Stationmaster Cheng who came up with the idea, and got the consent of Deputy County Mayor Yang, Deputy Director Ji, the captain of the seventh team and the members of the club, and he personally presided over the design and organized the construction.

The water in the pond was not very deep, so four wooden stakes thicker than the mouth of the bowl were laid, sleepers and stringers were laid, and thick planks were nailed. In this way, it becomes a square platform three or four meters above the water. In the middle of the plank platform, a small rectangular hole is dug out. The platform is surrounded by columns, twigs, planks and coconut leaves, and a sloping roof is added to protect it from rain and sun. From a distance, it looks like a house guarded by people living in a fishing pond. The main entrance has the pond in its back and faces the sugar cane fields to the west. There was a distance of five or six meters from the pond to the pavilion, and two wooden trestle bridges were erected.

If this pavilion and wooden trestle bridge are placed in the West Lake in Hangzhou, it must be a very good view. It is now the public toilet of the Marlinsi breeding team. In fact, it is also the most high-end eco-friendly toilet.

There is some truth to saying that it is high-end.

This toilet, first of all, is hygienic, unadorned coconut wood board, is the most environmentally friendly green building materials, suspended on all sides, excrement will not remain in the toilet, it is just a high overhead squatting position, all sides and up and down three-dimensional ventilation, fresh air, no smell at all.

The second is environmental protection, and the excrement does not pollute the surrounding environment in the slightest.

Third, it is ecological and safe, and the excrement is directly discharged into the fish pond, which is tantamount to the best feed for water organisms in the world, which not only solves the shortage of food for water organisms, but also purifies the water quality, saves the cost of fish farming, and forms a good ecological chain. And it protects people's privacy, and becomes a place for civilized excretion, safe and free from the interference of external risk factors such as livestock.

There is also an even greater benefit, the person who goes to the toilet also has an indescribable view of the scenery. In addition to looking up to see the clouds of Jianfeng Ridge, the sunset, the bright moon and starry sky, you can also look down to see the peerless excitement of the water, and it is also very interesting to appreciate yourself when you are bored.

The pond is stocked with tropical fish species, and there are many varieties and quantities. Whenever someone goes to the toilet and walks on the wooden bridge and makes a creaking sound, the clever fish immediately gather on the water surface below the toilet as if they heard the assembly of soldiers.

As soon as you soak the pee, the fish will explode quickly.

After a while, the fish swam back one after another, perhaps feeling that there was no real threat, just a false alarm, so they circled around the column of water that fell from the sky. Eventually, the water jets suddenly disappeared, and they slowly dissipated with disappointment and regret.

If there's movement from above, they'll quickly converge again.

If you want to touch your stomach and have diarrhea, then it will be lively below. When your masterpiece is like a goddess scattering flowers, and a sudden downpour falls on the pond, the fish rush to huddle together on the water, desperately scrambling for the sudden delicacy, crackling, splashing, jumping like a net, from time to time there are impatient fish jumping out of the water, whether they are excited, or dogs jumping over the wall, but unfortunately, they do not understand the language of fish.

If it weren't for diarrhea, the people above would be working normally, and that would be the most exciting.

You can see that one of your bombs drops and the fish are so frightened that they run away like arrows when they burst into the water and the water column stirs up a column of water. Seeing that they had not been killed, the fish slowly tried to approach the duds floating on the surface. After boldly pushing the pimple, the people behind immediately rushed up to scramble and bite, and there was a splash on the water again. The so-called ants can also move to Mount Tai. In an instant, the dud bomb you produced was gone, and those who didn't grab food were still swimming around the impact point, waiting for a new target to appear and charge at any time. Every time a dud is thrown, a scene of fierce competition is deduced.

It's even more interesting when it comes to dry knots. It took a long time to gently drop a small grenade, and the fish was not afraid at all. If there is a fat and strong person waiting there, it will run away as soon as it is bite, and the group behind will chase after it, taking turns to take turns in the mouths of the big fish, and finally the little grenade eggs will become the belly of the fish in the tossing and turning.

No matter what the mood of the person who went to the toilet at the time, you can't help but glance at the lively scene below.

Come to think of it, this is all your own masterpiece, although you didn't do it deliberately, let alone a vulgar deliberate performance, but objectively it was all because of your first action above.

This kind of action is the physiological behavior of a normal person, no matter how old or young, officials and ordinary people, no matter how big your official is, no matter how cultivated you are, no matter how cultured you are, no matter how gentle you are, no matter how well-dressed and radiant, or arrogant and reserved fashionable beauty and noblewoman, when it comes to solving this physiological problem, no one can stop and cover up everything below you. It's like a big show, you just need to squat to that position to solve physiological problems, there is the throne of your planning director and the stage of the performance, and the joy and happiness of the fish as the audience beneficiary are all controlled between your abdomen and levator anus, how fun and wonderful it is.

The fish below are happy, making a lot of movement, no matter who it is, they will be happy when they "look up at the bright moon and look down at their hometown".

It's a bit vulgar and boring, but it's something you can't hide.