I stood at the door, my eyes rolling, racking my brains as a master's student, thinking and thinking, I finally thought of it, what she wrote, although what she wrote was on the street, but she definitely liked love poems, I recited a few love poems for her to make her happy.

But I don't usually watch romance TV dramas, ah, poetry, let alone that.

But fortunately, there is a teacher in this world called a search engine, I immediately secretly searched with my mobile phone, in order to show a little more cultured, I searched for "ancient love poems", and then, came out of a bunch!

I chose two of them and felt better, so I walked towards Jiang Xi step by step.

I cautiously walked up to her, gently, learning the feeling of the male protagonist in the TV series giving the heroine a romantic hug behind him, and then lowered my head to her ear, deliberately hoarse, with an emotional magnetic voice.

"Wife, don't be angry, don't cry, you know? When you cry, my heart, liver, spleen and lungs hurt!"

In this world, I don't like any other woman except you, really, if you don't cry, I'll recite a love poem to you, if one doesn't work...... Just memorize two songs!"

Jiang Xi reached out and wiped his tears, ignoring me, but he didn't object.

I don't think I'm against it, so I want to hear it, right?

I put my arms around her while secretly clicking on the phone behind her back, and when she wanted to turn her head to look at me, I immediately pressed her head with my chin and carried it aloud, "Bodhisattva Man"

I made a thousand wishes in front of the pillow, to rest and wait for the green mountains to rot. The scale floats on the water surface, waiting for the Yellow River to dry up completely.

The sun is shining, and the Beidou is back to the south. Rest is not rest, and wait for the third watch to see the sun. ”

The moment I finished reciting the poem, Jiang Xi suddenly turned his head to look at me, I immediately put away my mobile phone, looked at her seriously, and asked, "Wife, are you happy?"

"Hahaha! ......

She suddenly laughed very magically.

Me, "......". I kind of regret that I memorized this poem.

"Oh, Jiangdong, Jiangdong, I've known you for so many years, but I didn't expect you to be a lump of elm wood that can't be carved and the mud can't support the wall, and the day you will recite poems to me?

I, "......", the more I talked, the more unpleasant I became!

"Are you not angry with me?"

"If you recite one more song for me, I won't be angry!"

"Turn your face away!" I can't memorize, I can only read.

She was quite obedient and immediately turned around.

"I want to know you and live a long life. The mountains have no tombs, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder and earthquakes, the summer rain and snow, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare to be with the king!"

On one side, I pressed the right side of my face against her side cheek, tilting my head to get close to her, and at the same time naturally seeing the text on the phone, although this action is a bit difficult, but it can still be done.

When I finished reading the last word, I realized that she was going to turn her head to look, and I immediately turned my head to face to face with her, and what about her lips? Of course, it was also the same, and I didn't take the opportunity to kiss it, I hadn't kissed for a long time, and I was about to become a monk

After the kiss, I hurriedly coaxed her voice and said, "Wife, don't be angry with me, I will definitely strictly abide by your instructions in the future, and I will never contact Chen Tingxia again." ”

Jiang Xi suddenly lowered his head and muttered in a low voice, "I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with myself!"

I hurriedly said, "Why are you mad at yourself? You didn't do anything wrong!"

"Ahem!" Jiang Xi sighed, "When I went to the supermarket to buy vegetables today, I was cheated of two hundred yuan, and I panicked!"

"Huh?

My voice suddenly became a little uncontrollably cheerful, first of all, two hundred dollars is not much, that's right, I'm a little fat now, I don't care much about two hundred yuan, what I care more about is that Jiang Xi is such a smart person, he will be deceived?

With this kind of caution in my heart, but with a serious pig's trotters on my face, I asked gently and intimately, "Wife, what is going on with that?

Jiang Xi was defenseless, lowered his eyes, and explained to me silently.

"When I went to the supermarket, I saw a boy as old as sixteen or seventeen years old at the door of the supermarket, he was kneeling and crying in the corner, crying a handful of snot and tears, there was a big sign in front of him, the content of the sign was: My father is sick, my mother has run away, I have no money to go to school, please kindly brother, sister, uncle, aunt to help me, I want to pool money to see my father, I can not read, but my father's illness can not be ignored ......."

Jiang Xi said while shedding tears, "I saw that young man crying so sadly, snot and tears flowed down, I thought, what a filial child, for a moment of soft-heartedness, I threw two hundred yuan into the rice bowl for him, ah...... Why am I so stupid!...... Two hundred yuan, one-third of my full attendance is gone, which means that I have written a manuscript of 40,000 words in vain, and converted into steamed buns for five cents a piece, I can buy 400 pieces......!

Originally, I wanted to laugh, but seeing her crying so sadly, I couldn't bear to laugh anymore, so I quickly took her in my arms and caressed her back.

"Don't cry, don't cry, wife, we're fat now, I don't care about the four hundred steamed buns, if you're too sad, crying hurts your body, it's not worth it!"

"Uh......h You don't understand, I'm not reconciled, my sister Xi is such a smart person, I actually carried a sixteen or seventeen-year-old hairy boy to cheat, I can't accept this fact? Two hundred dollars is money, flies are also meat! What's more, it's not the meat of flies, it's the meat on my body, and it's been deducted by someone's fingernails, and although it won't hurt my muscles and bones, I will also have skin pain! Can I be willing? Can I not cry?"

"Wife, wife, then how do you know that you have been deceived?" This kind of thing, most people don't know if they are deceived!

"Oh, don't mention it, it's killing me, when I went to the supermarket, I went from the south road, and when I came back, I took the north road, and then I found that when I went, I met the young man who asked for money, and when I came back, I met a young man who asked for money in the same style. ”

"Could it be that someone has changed places?" I asked hurriedly.

"No, I stood in front of the young man and watched it for a long time, not even twins, but the brand is twins, and it looks like it was written by a person, woo......."

As soon as she said this, she cried even more, and I think she must have been stupidly crying by herself.

I also wanted to make up for her, and hurriedly said, "Maybe it's two brothers in the family, maybe the same father is sick, and it's ......normal to look alike."

"Ah...... If only that were the case, the question is, who can have a dozen or so sixteen or seventeen-year-old brothers......"

"What do you mean?"

"Later, when I walked all the way, I met a dozen or so young men who asked for money in the same style, ah...... If I didn't even know I had been deceived, I would be a fool!"

When I heard this, I began to get angry, how could there be such a blatant liar in broad daylight, let alone deceive my smart wife.

"Didn't you call the police, this is a gang of liars!" I said indignantly.

Jiang Xi sobbed and said, "I was thinking about calling the police, but before I could report it, the police came to arrest someone, and more than a dozen young men were all arrested, I walked up to the police and asked, I was cheated of 200 yuan by them just now, can you give me back the 200 yuan?"

"And what did the cop say?"

"The policeman said, this money is stolen goods, if I want to claim it back, I must first go to the police station with them to assist in the investigation, and there must be evidence to prove that the money is mine...... But the more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more aggrieved I become, so I'm just late to come back today, and my phone is out of battery, woo ......".

I saw that she was still very sad, and I was so anxious that I scratched my liver, patted her on the back, and comforted her, "Wife, wife, don't be too sad, it's not worth it to be sad and hurt your liver for two hundred yuan, what's more, don't you often say it, people are kind, and there will be good rewards!"

She raised her head and blinked, "This is what I often advise others, but when it is my turn to be deceived, I will still be sad!"

"Wife, in fact, there is nothing unwilling, you give them money because you have this kindness, and your kindness, God can see, and those liars, God also knows, God will punish them for you, so you don't have to care whether you have been deceived or not, you just need to know, God will remember your merits and reward you, that's enough! God's greatest gift to a good person is to make him a good person, and the greatest punishment for a bad person is to make him a bad person, and the good person will eventually be rewarded, and the bad person will eventually perish!"

It was probably what I had said that entered her heart, and she suddenly rolled her eyes, as if she had a feeling of empowerment.

She suddenly laughed and said, "Oh husband, you are so teachable, you even know how to use the chicken soup I boiled to pour me, but it's not very new!"

I smiled and hugged her tightly in my arms, rested my chin on her shoulder and said, "It's not new, just make it!"

"Hahahaha! Husband, you are so good!" she touched my arm, which was very gentle and intimate!

"Wife, you're okay!" I hugged her tighter and kissed her on the cheek.

What a good atmosphere, which made people's hearts move, she opened her mouth again, "Hello and I'm good, everyone's hello is really good!

"Poof!"

The charming atmosphere disappeared in an instant, and it was not good to have an indecent wife!

…………

The next day, I didn't have to go to the office, and because the work was done well on the first day, there were no tasks on this day, so I relaxed.

Jiang Xi was still typing in the bedroom, and I crept up behind her to see what she was writing.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at the result, look at it......

It turned out that she was talking to the reader water group again, and at the same time she was in the water group, she was also chatting with several windows alone.

Just as a window popped out, I saw the words on it.

"Sister Xi, Sister Xi, I want to ask you one thing, when you beat Brother Dong, do you beat me to death? Why does my wife always beat me to death?"

Me, "......".

Jiang Xi immediately replied: "I slapped Jiangdong in the face, I once wanted to beat him to death in the past, but then I thought about it, forget it, first, I didn't give up, and second, those weaknesses in his body, what a problem! Even if he was beaten to death, he couldn't change it." ”

I, "......" Who can know what I think in my heart! But I still have to thank my wife for not being willing to beat me! Compared to that buddy, I am so dark! I am so much happier!

Then I saw that she turned the window to a group chat.

I saw someone asking, "Sister Xi, Sister Xi, do you have someone to introduce to me?"

"Sister Xi, Sister Xi, your writing is so good, so true, I like it so much, it's not fake at all, by the way, I'm a girl and I like this article you wrote!"

Jiang Xi immediately asked, "Are you really a girl?"

"Yes, yes, I'm a girl. ”

Immediately came a bunch of information swiping the screen.

"Girl, what city are you in?"

"Girl, how old are you?"

"Sister, don't pay attention to them, I'm a real single dog good young man, they are all old men!"

"Sister, girl, look at me, look at me!"

The girl has left the group!

This guy, the wolf has more meat and less meat! It's terrifying.

Drop, there's a new member.

"I heard that this group is for a daughter-in-law! I'll get one!"

Poof! What kind of readers are these? Is it because the author is not serious, and even the readers who read her are infected with the improper gene?

"Wife, you stay up all night writing manuscripts all day long, and you often can't complete tasks, so you spend a lot of time on water, right?"

"Huh?"

Jiang Xi looked back at me in a daze, and after a while, several separate window messages came.

"Sister Xi, Sister Xi, I'm in a bad mood today and need positive energy, come and pour me some chicken soup!"

"Sister Xi, I like a girl, but I don't know how to confess to her, you quickly teach me a little way to flirt with my sister!

"Sister Xi, I think my girlfriend may want to trick me, come and help me analyze it. ”

I saw Jiang Xi's slender and beautiful fingers, flying and jumping on the keyboard for a moment, as if she had practiced a yang finger, a six-vein divine sword, and even an iron sand palm, and the keyboard was knocked by her "crackling!"

Then I saw another message: "Sister Xi, Sister Xi, how much have you written today, can you add more today? If you don't add more, hum! 'Thorn!' The recommendation ticket is torn, 'Thorn!' The monthly pass is torn!' The reward is gone, and the 'Thorn La' Fifty Yuan Silver League crowdfunding is gone, do you hear the sound?

Jiang Xi immediately replied, "Write it right away, write it right away!

I said in my heart, add a fart, all morning is spent chatting!

I didn't think it was going to be okay to go on like this, so I suddenly walked up behind her, "pop!" and closed the laptop for her.

"Ahh

I said with a serious face, "I think you need to stabilize your emotions and start writing well!"

"I'm in a good mood!

"You're too high, if you write early, won't you be able to go to bed earlier at night?

Jiang Xi thought for a while and said, "You make a lot of sense!"

It's rare that she would agree with me.

"But ......"

"Do you dare to have no but?"

"That's not good, there must be but, but I don't want to disappoint my readers, they like my articles, they want to chat with me, what if I ignore them, they are angry, and they don't subscribe to my articles?

"What if you have more readers in the future?"

"Then they are my first batch of big babies, and the new ones are all second babies!"

"Poof! Okay, don't be skinny, you're tired of writing all day, I'm not busy with work today, I'll take you out to play for a while!"

"I don't want to play, I have to answer their confusion when I have time. ”

"You can't solve their confusion, and their biggest confusion is that no one sends them a daughter-in-law. ”

Jiang Xi, "......", was stunned, thinking seriously, and the expression on his face gradually tended to be relieved, ah!

"You go out with me to change your mood, and you can still find inspiration!"

The word "inspiration" is what Jiang Xi values, and she writes all by inspiration, and no one can stop the inspiration when it comes.

She immediately said, "Okay, it's just like I've been in Kavin these days." ”

I took a taxi with Jiang Xi to the Yangtze River more than ten kilometers away to play.

There is a riverside scenery belt, beautiful scenery, clean and flat rubber runway, walk on it, blow the river breeze, the whole person feels indescribably comfortable.

Sure enough, Nanjing's environment is really much better than Beijing's.

"Oh, husband, look at that man, is it the one we are upstairs!"

She said at first, ah, ah, I didn't react, I followed her line of sight and saw the man, I recognized, isn't that the man upstairs of my house who was obedient to a song by Jiang Xi, and no longer dared to make noise?

I'll just ...... This one......

I reached out and turned Jiang Xi's face in front of me, "Don't look at indecent things, don't think about indecent things!"

Jiang Xi muttered, "Who wants to see him, he should not be rude! Sure enough, he is a scumbag, and he shows scumbag in all aspects!"

This is a small episode, and we can't care about other people's affairs, so we continued to walk, but when we turned to the place in Nanjing, Jiang Xi suddenly found a new continent with a shocked face.

I followed her line of sight and saw the man in front of me change direction and walk with us on the other side.

Jiang Xi immediately pulled me to turn around, turning my back to the crowd, I couldn't help but peek at the man, it didn't matter what I saw, I was also shocked.

It's still the same man just now, but at the moment there is another woman hanging on his arm, and it's not my wife upstairs, and I don't know if the one upstairs is his wife.

This one...... It may not be something that a scumbag can explain.

"Husband!"

Jiang Xi suddenly called me very gently, and then leaned his little face on my arm like a kitten and rubbed it, "Oh, I suddenly feel that compared to those scumbags in this world, you are simply a contemporary Yanagishita Megumi, a peerless good husband! Thank you, thank you ......."

Thank me, my wife is so cute!

"Thank you for having such a good eye!"

Me, "......".

"Wife, let's go home!" suddenly he was in no mood to play.

"Well, why? I'm having a good time, huh?"

"You've got to go home and write a manuscript!"

"That's right!" Jiang Xi slapped his head, his face was full of horror, "Otherwise, there will be no tickets, and you may still receive a blade!"

…………

A week passed quickly, and Chen Tingxia did not take the initiative to contact me again, but on Saturday, Zhu Wensen drove to pick up our family of three to play, and there was a big beautiful woman sitting in his car, and he introduced that it was his girlfriend.

When I was in the house, I asked Jiang Xi, "If you don't want to go, you can go!"

Jiang Xi said, "You have promised him, his car has arrived, it is not good to refuse temporarily, if there is nothing to do, it seems that we are hypocritical, not to mention, how can I not go if you go?