Body 0140 Recruitment
"Don't miss it when you pass by, come and take a look, the evolution liquid is on sale at 5% off, on-site injection and on-site evolution, and the work package is distributed after success, the number is not much, first-come, first-served......"
The entrance of Guangguan University has been blocked, and several Dongchang Jinyi guards wearing white flying fish suits are holding a large box of evolution liquid behind their desks and shouting loudly, if it weren't for their official uniforms or the guarantee of credibility, people would still think that they have met a daring liar.
"Oh my God, it's only 800,000 pieces, it's really cheap......"
Many people were shocked after asking the price, the evolution liquid is now a valuable treasure, this thing can not only cure all diseases, but also strengthen the body and prolong life, people who have no hard relationship can not buy it even if they have money, and they have long been proud of the evolutionary in Guangguan.
"My lord, I don't have any money, but I can't be pretty, I'm willing to do anything......"
A beautiful girl squeezed over with a roar, and directly pressed the two big coconuts on the table, Aunt Wu immediately looked over in shock, and the big taro swallowed saliva greedily, but the dog girl said disdainfully: "Fake breasts, fake faces, fake butts, how far and how far to roll, come a few pure natural, high IQ, free evolution for you!"
"I, I, I, I have a high IQ and I don't have plastic surgery......"
As soon as I heard that the free evolution crowd almost exploded, no one cared about the consequences of evolution failure, and it was no wonder that people always said that the Chinese people were the strongest race in the world with good gambling genes, and everyone liked to fight with a fluke mentality, more than 20 evolution liquids were quickly sold, and there were a large number of people waiting for the assessment.
"Come all here, men on the left, women on the right, no men and no women in the middle......"
Dog girl walked into the backyard of the detective department with hundreds of test takers, and the backyard had opened a small door alone, and many workers were building walls behind the western-style building, obviously wanting to completely occupy the backyard, and they led a group of people to work alone.
"The force assessment comes to me, and the IQ assessment lines up to enter the office......"
The dog girl clapped her hands and kept shouting, about forty or fifty people immediately lined up at the door of the office, and when a middle-aged man wearing glasses under a wine bottle walked in, she saw Xia Buer sitting behind the desk without raising his head, flipped through his information and asked: "IQ one hundred and forty-six, senior lecturer at Guangguan University, am I handsome?"
"Huh?"
The middle-aged man looked at him with a confused face, and it took a long time to nod hurriedly and say handsome, but Xia Buer raised his head and mocked: "The speed and eyes of your nodding tell me, not only do you not think I'm handsome, but you also think I'm a big fool., let's go and be your teacher, next!"
"You're really handsome, give me another chance......"
The middle-aged man hurriedly got up and pleaded, but was directly dragged out by the two guards, and then saw a Sven guy sitting in, wearing a straight suit and gold-rimmed glasses, Xia Buer looked at his information and asked: "Graduated from Yale University, sales director of the world's top 500 companies, am I handsome?"
The young man lifted his glasses seriously and said, "I'm sorry! Although I should say that you are very handsome, I hate sycophants the most, and I have never lied in my life, so I can only say that although you are very handsome, you are a little worse than you, this is my code of conduct!"
"Don't you lie and don't blush......"
"Why are you red, what kind of lie when you are red......"
"Take an evolution liquid and wait next door, I like your stinky ......"
The young man immediately ran out with a smile, and a very foreign beauty walked in again, carrying a small bag of LV and said arrogantly: "My IQ will definitely not be low, just look at my fame in the car model circle, I can deal with any kind of man, let me evolve is definitely your wisest choice!"
"Give you a minute to seduce me......"
Xia Buer threw down the pen and leaned on the chair, the beauty immediately threw the small bag with silky eyes, twisted the small waist and walked forward coquettishly, and opened the zipper of the miniskirt without saying a word, but Xia Buer suddenly said coldly: "Continue to be your peripheral sister, you are out!"
"Why! I want to have good looks, I want to have a good body, what doesn't satisfy you......"
The beauty stomped her feet unwillingly, but Xia Buer suddenly shouted outside, only to see a little young woman walking in very restrainedly, wearing a very high-end white lace dress, although the length is good, it is far less than the car model, but at first glance it is an honest woman from a good family.
"Ha~ Such an old woman, five hundred yuan is too expensive for a night......"
The model rolled her eyes mockingly, but the young woman immediately said in horror, "I...... I'm not a young lady, I don't do that kind of thing, I'm a woman from a good family with a husband, my husband is a district chief, I haven't let other men touch it except my husband, please don't force me to betray him!"
The young woman knelt on the ground crying bitterly, crawled directly in front of Xia Buer and cried: "Just once! Don't tell me if my husband is good, I will promise you any request, just ask you to be lighter, I won't be able to stand it if you are so strong, woo~ But you will definitely make my belly bigger, what should I do? Don't cuckold my husband, okay!"
The young woman trembled and straightened up, tremblingly raised her hand to unbutton it, her tearful face was full of grief and helplessness, the key is that she was still shy, and the people who watched it were full of lust in their hearts, Xia Buer immediately asked the doorman: "Which of the two do you choose?"
"This ...... on Earth"
The two human doormen instinctively pointed to the little young woman, the darkest things in the man's heart were provoked by this woman, and after Xia Buji said that you were qualified, the little young woman immediately jumped up from the ground, shook her long hair and sneered at the car model: "Learn more, pheasant!"
"You ......"
The car model's face turned green, but Xia Buer said: "What we are looking for is a talent not a pheasant, there are a lot of clubs like you, but I can also give you a chance, first be an ordinary clerk in our place, if you do a good job, you will evolve!"
"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir......"
The model of the car bowed and thanked him again and again, and the recruits began to walk in one after another, but most of them were eliminated, and only one-fifth of them could stay, and when Xia Buji came to the rest room covered with straw mats, the full thirty recruits had all sat cross-legged on the ground.
"Have you written all the suicide notes......
Xia Buer looked around at everyone with a cigarette in his mouth, everyone nodded with a sad face, and folded the written suicide note in front of him, Xia Buer said: "Some of you spend money to evolve, and some of you pass the exam, but from now on, it can only depend on your luck, I hope your life is hard enough!"
"My lord, can I follow you, I want to be your servant......"
A young girl hurriedly stood up, Si Swenwen's appearance looked like a college student, but Xia Buer said: "I have already picked out those who can follow me, and the rest will follow Lord Wang Wuwang, okay!
"Sister, you have to hold on, my brother is still waiting for you to warm the bed at night......"
Aunt Wu walked in with a big suitcase and strode in front of a beautiful beauty, the beauty immediately bit her red lip and nodded vigorously, but Aunt Wu did not inject them directly, but took out a few bottles of black potion and said, "You are all carriers, everyone come and take a sip!"
"I'll leave it to you......"
Xia Buer patted Aunt Wu's shoulder and turned around and walked out, dozens of human carriers were receiving the lecture of the dog girl, and the big taro was also wearing a flying fish suit, cruising back and forth in front of everyone with his hands behind his back, but Xia Buer was still wearing a black suit, walking back to the office and lying on the table to write and draw.
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"Boss, don't you care, that kid has taken over the entire backyard, and even the fountain has been fenced off by him......"
King Kong rushed into the governor's office in a hurry, but Dong Jiajun, who was looking through the documents, did not raise his head, and said lightly: "If you occupy it, you will occupy it, what is the use of you wanting a broken fountain, by the way! I heard that Lao Sha sent him two knife wielders, right?"
King Kong sat directly on the chair opposite, nodded dejectedly: "Well, his relationship with Lao Sha is extraordinary, I heard that he taught him kung fu when he was in Hangzhou, and he just sent two knife bearers to be his coach, I think that kid must be planning to rely on us, and want to borrow our territory to do a big job!"
"Overseer, oh no......"
The little secretary suddenly ran in out of breath, and said breathlessly: "The people they just recruited have evolved successfully, I secretly went over and counted them, a total of twenty-two people have succeeded, only eight are low-race people, and the rest are all evolutionaries, but they have only injected a total of thirty people!"
"What are you kidding, this will never ......"
Dong Jiajun stood up from his seat suddenly, even King Kong couldn't close his mouth in shock, the two immediately came to the window and looked into the backyard, and saw that the walls of the backyard were almost built under his window, and Xia Buer stood in front of the office to give a lecture, no more, no less exactly twenty-two people.
"Where did he get the extra ten evolution fluids......
Dong Jiajun stared at Xia Buer with a solemn face, and King Kong immediately said: "He slaughtered Qu Jiali under Huang Laoxie and snatched a box of evolution liquid from Qu Jiali, but my people just went to see it, and they all used ordinary goods, but how could this success rate be so high?"
"Immediately send someone to investigate and find out, they must have used some special means, otherwise there would never be such a high success rate......"
Dong Jiajun punched the window frame heavily, but King Kong said with a face full of embarrassment: "They don't let us in now, the humans they use are all recruited on the road, if they really have any special means, they will definitely not let others know easily, if this is reported, it will be a great achievement!"
"Looks like we can't stand by anymore, or this kid will uproot us......"
Dong Jiajun said with a gloomy face: "You immediately follow the plan formulated by Shen Yanwei to find a suitable candidate for my reference, this nail must be driven into them as soon as possible, this time we must take him down no matter what!"