Chapter 372: It's all the fault of the mouth

Thor was a little confused, because he didn't know why he had somehow taken on a big responsibility. That is to get the Cosmic Rubik's Cube out, and then find a way to fool it over to the Nova Legion.

Eh, shouldn't this kind of thing be done by Li Jie? He's the best at this kind of thing, why should I do it? Thor felt that he might have been calculated.

But it doesn't seem like it, because he came up with this plan, who can calculate himself? Although Li Jie said at the time: "Whoever proposes it, who solves it." But from other aspects, Li Jie didn't calculate himself.

Thor was a little confused, but the only thing he understood now was that the first thing he had to do was steal the Cosmic Cube from S.H.I.E.L.D.

Because it was clear that even Captain Rogers couldn't tell the Security Council to hand over the Cosmic Cube. Because they can't afford to give up the Cosmic Cube because of a threat that they don't think exists, or that doesn't actually exist.

And even if the threat does exist, they may not let it go. Sometimes human arrogance and greed can lead people to make choices that are not so right.

Therefore, it is impossible for the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to be taken openly. The only way to do that is to steal, and even if Captain Rogers can help a little, it can't be particularly obvious.

Because it is very important to maintain the character of Captain Rodgers in the political circle. For the Illuminati, Captain Rogers is their most influential figure in world politics. Keeping his character from collapsing is a thing that is not inferior to asking for help from the Nova Legion.

And stealing is a performance art, just as exploding is an art, but the requirements of the two arts are different. One asks for the dawn to be quiet, and the other asks for a galloping horse.

Thor can do the Exploding Gate art, but he can't steal it. He needs some helpers to help him, otherwise he can only choose to forcibly break through the defenses of S.H.I.E.L.D. after transforming, and then take the Cosmic Rubik's Cube in the midst of thousands of troops.

However, in this case, the loss of S.H.I.E.L.D. is too great, and it is not something that the Illuminati want to see. So Thor needs a helper, Sif no, she's a swordsman, and she's as good at exploding as herself.

Tony? No, if he's discovered, it will affect the later plans too much. Dr. Banner?Well, he's running the Hyperloop, and if he has time, he's going to help Dr. Reed research a new [Hemorrhoid Cream], and two crazy scientists have named the battle against the Skrulls [Hemorrhoids Rescue Operation]. It's really a bad taste like a straight man in science and engineering.

Professor Charles and Dr. Hank? It's not good, now that mutants have just been founded, for a very delicate period of time. If Professor Charles and Dr. Hank had intervened in this, it would have caught the attention of others. If there is any deviation in the future, I will not be responsible.

Originally, the best candidate Thor thought of was Li Jie, because he was very good at handling this kind of thing. But now Li Jie seems to be hiding from himself, and he doesn't find himself at all.

Or I asked Arashi for help, but Arashi couldn't find it recently. She seems to be busy with the Women's Federation or something, and Thor doesn't know very well.

Well, in the end, Torth came and went, in order to avoid a drama of riding alone for a thousand miles. The only thing he could do was to find someone he felt would never be able to talk to in his life.

Although the two live under the same roof, they have always treated each other as if they did not exist for each other. Treat each other as if it were air, and even eat at a staggered time. Who is this man? Dr. Steve Strange, the horse-faced hair loss archmage who lives in the basement, of course!

Thor had planned never to have anything to do with this man again (and Strange didn't want to have anything to do with Thor either), but now it seems like he has to go to him.

Da Da, standing in the basement doorway, Thor knocked on the door.

"Please come in. "Strange's voice came through it. He thought it was Li Jie or Arashi who came looking for him, but he would never guess that it was Thor who came looking for him. Because in this house he can talk to anyone, talk and joke, but not Thor.

So when Thor walked in, he was surprised. And Thor was just as surprised when he saw Strange. Because Strange was wearing a thick layer of Dawn 101 Hair Growth Lotion on his head.

It is Trunk's hair that is medium-long among men, and it is like applying hairspray hair wax to the hair after applying the Dawn 101 Hair Growth Lotion. The temporarily fixed hairstyle is like a big greasy hair that is extremely ugly.

Thor looked at the boxes of Dawn 101 Hair Growth Water piled up in a corner of the basement, and the boxes that were originally full were now only empty shells, and the consumption was amazing!

Thor muttered softly, "I didn't expect it to be true, they said you used the Dawn Hair Growth Water as tap water." I didn't believe it at first, but now it seems to be true. ”

Strange was a little surprised when he didn't expect it to be Thor, and when he heard what Thor said, Strange didn't know if it was because he was angry or a little annoyed because he was seen like this, or both, so Strange's face turned a little red.

He snarled at Thor, "Are you here to laugh at me? Why, is it remarkable that you have long and thick hair?"

Thor almost subconsciously replied to Strange, "yes, it's amazing." At least I don't have to use Dawn 101 every day. If Thor was going to ignore Strange in the future, he would be fine.

But he now has a request for Strange, so as soon as he says it, Thor regrets it. What a damn mouth!, Thor wanted to slap himself.

And in the face of Thor's humiliation, Strange appears surprisingly angry. His anger is deserved, his favorite goddess was robbed by the fat man in front of him, his flowing black hair is decreasing day by day, and the other party's blonde hair is still unusually thick. In order to maintain his figure and image, he controls his diet all year round, and the other party eats and drinks all kinds of junk food, and the fat one is like an orange cat and the girl likes it.

Especially now, he dared to come to the basement to laugh at himself. Even if the other party is a god, this is too deceitful! Strange feels that he needs to fight for dignity!

He said with a gloomy face, "Soon it won't be, I'll make all your hair fall out!" His hands lit up with a raging fire, and he decided to burn Thor to a bald head even if he died!