"Yes, of course!"

She casually picked up a small handwritten notebook from the table and threw it to me, "Then memorize the husband and wife manual first, and memorize it five hundred times tonight!"

"Five...... No problem!" Five hundred times should be a small thing.

I reverently opened the little handwritten notebook and began to read the couple's handbook earnestly.

There are two handbooks for couples, as follows:

"Husband and Wife Handbook Article 1: Listen to the wife in everything! Husband and wife Handbook Article 2...... Refer to the first one!"

I, "......" good treacherous couple handbook.

"The first article of the couple's handbook.......

I knelt on the keyboard, babbling on my back, and Jiang Xi looked at me coldly.

After ten minutes, I felt that my knee was already hurting hotly, and I was panicking, and Jiang Xi's mother spoke again.

"Oh, look at you tossing Xiao Jiang, hahahaha!"

She obviously said something sympathetic to me, but why did she laugh, and it was the kind of person who couldn't hold back her laughter for a long time, but what she said was quite pleasant.

"Really, your girl is too spicy, this is Xiao Jiang's good temper, if other boys were scared away by you, okay, almost, Xiao Jiang hasn't eaten dinner yet, I can't look past my mother-in-law, the husband and wife manual has been memorized, okay!"

Jiang Xi slammed her mother's neck, "What's wrong? Don't let him hurt, can he remember it for a long time? Ming'er He went on a blind date again, and he didn't meet a good one, with my attitude of pleading guilty, what if he met a good one?"

"Oh, I believe Xiao Jiang is not that kind of person. ”

"What do you believe, am I your child, or is he your child? You are now in Cao Ying, when did you betray me?" Jiang Xi asked as she glared at her mother.

Her mother smiled embarrassedly, "Oh, hahaha, what kind of betrayal is not betrayal, the son-in-law is half of the son-in-law's mother-in-law, and they are all my children! Okay, okay, get up, I'll give me a hot meal, eat and go to bed early, and I have to go to work tomorrow." ”

Jiang Xi glared at me, then at her mother and said, "You've rebelled unconsciously!"

Then she opened the balcony door, walked in, and then closed the door and ignored me, I think she hit and hit, and punished, she must have been deflated.

Jiang Xi's mother helped me up, "It's okay, it's okay! Don't hide anything from her in the future, on the one hand, she is too shrewd, on the other hand, she cares too much about you, and pays too much attention to you, so ah, you have a mouth, she knows what you have to say, you pout, she knows how many balls you have to pull, even if you don't do anything, just blink in front of her, she knows how many little ghosts you have in your stomach ......."

Jiang Xi's mother said it so accurately, and I also found this, as if she knew me better than myself.

"She's the kind of person and thing she doesn't care about, she is vague, unlucky, and moody all day long, but for the people and things she cares about, that is, she is cautious, tenacious, and bound to win! Otherwise, the average girl, if I am so opposed to you being with her uncle, then I will let you go long ago, what about her? I will be with you regardless of and give up everything, so ah, no matter what good or bad things are good or bad in the future, you should not hide it from her, lest she make up for a big drama of you betraying her!"

"Auntie, you're so right!" I know, the main thing is that I have been hiding it for a long time, and I can't hide it at all, she is too fine, that's it.

After Jiang Xi's mother taught me, she gave me hot rice, fried green peppers with beef, steamed eggs, and the food was still delicious.

At this moment, my gratitude to Jiang Xi's mother is indescribable, and there has never been a moment when I feel that having a mother-in-law is so beautiful!

When I was full, I went into the balcony, but fortunately Jiang Xi didn't lock the balcony door.

At that moment, I made up my mind that no matter what, within a week, I had to figure out how she hacked my MSN, otherwise I would never use QQ and MSN again in my life.

I can't fight this goblin, and I always have to know how many moves she has!

Jiang Xi and her mother have one particularly good character, that is, the past is over, Jiang Xi, who slapped me yesterday, was deflated the next morning, and helped her mother prepare breakfast for me again.

"Mom, Jiangdong likes to eat fennel dumplings, let's wrap some tonight!"

When I got up to go to the bathroom, I heard them chatting in the kitchen.

Jiang Xi's mother said, "Okay...... You, you gave him three slaps last night, you like him so much, don't you feel distressed after the beating?"

As soon as I heard that this was the problem, I hurriedly pricked up my ears to listen.

Jiang Xi hesitated for a moment and said, "Distress is distress, but he has to know the seriousness of the matter, otherwise he will be able to do anything all day long, and when he turns around, his family wants him to go on a blind date, and he can't bear to refute his family's face, so it will be endless." ”

"That's right! This man, you have to be trained, I have failed in my life, I didn't train your dad well, the main thing is your dad, the foundation is too poor, but then again, you train and train, don't be too ruthless, beat him away, you should be sad and reluctant. ”

"Don't worry, I'm measured! He won't want to escape from my palm in this life. ”

Me, "......". How do you feel like you've fallen into a den of female bandits?

Even if this matter is over, when we were in bed again on Sunday, I massaged her, and at the same time, when she was weak physically and mentally and her psychological defense was the weakest, I finally figured out how she hacked me msn.

It turned out that there was a time, she saw my password to log in to QQ, originally she didn't care much about this, but after Yang Yang appeared, she began to secretly log in to my QQ, and as a result, it was so coincidental that when she logged in for the first time, she saw Yang Yang's information.

After that, she didn't log in to my QQ often, but this time, it was because every Friday was the day when employees left work early, and I said I was going to work overtime, and she called my desk to check, and immediately knew that I was gone, so ......

I hate myself for being so confused? IQ is indeed a bit insufficient, I can't think of it so thoughtful, I thought she would trust what I say, but I didn't expect her to be so sensitive, I can detect abnormalities at the slightest breeze.

Because she was suspicious of me, she logged in to my QQ, and knew from QQ that I was logged in to MSN, MSN was found by her according to the MSN email number in my QQ mailbox, MSN's email number, is the MSN login account.

If it is not difficult for her to obtain the above information, as long as she has the heart, then what about the password of MSN?

I promise she hasn't seen it, because I'm sure and sure I didn't even log on to MSN in front of her.

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