People, sometimes they always miscalculate at some inexplicable times. Zhuge Liang can also let Sima Yi go, Guan Yunchang can also lose Jingzhou, as long as people are careless, then they will always make mistakes. Li Jie feels that he is a very cautious person and has never made any particularly big mistakes in his life.

Whether it's dealing with gangsters and vampire families when you first started as a superhero, or whether you're getting more and more powerful and starting to push the whole planet forward. Li Jie has always felt that he is walking on thin ice, and he has never missed a mistake.

Because Li Jie knows very well that if he makes a wrong step, then he will fall into the abyss. The various things I have done have violated the interests of many people. Therefore, Li Jie has always tried his best to make friends with the big guys, such as the Ancient One Mage, such as the Great God Odin or something.

Just like coming to Kunlun now, Li Jie also came on the principle of establishing a good relationship with Kunlun. There are more than 30,000 people living in Kunlun City, and everyone knows martial arts. This is a very powerful force, especially the Kunlun disciples are very united, and there is not much intrigue.

Although Li Jie supported the founding of Tuvalu, he also supported Katie's movement to unite the forces of mutants. But it's still hard. Because mutants have been ostracized too much over the years, there are too many factors of distrust. It's still a bit hard to unite their forces. Kunlun is different, Kunlun is a city-state that exists in the form of a sect.

And the influence is also very wide, most of the agents of the Spear Bureau (especially the special operations class) have received Kunlun's guidance, either they have been to Kunlun or the instructors are from Kunlun.

Li Jie still wants to befriend Kunlun, but this time it is unfortunate to come to Kunlun. It just happened that the Great Sage was accepting disciples, so Lei Gong, the leader of Kunlun, didn't have much time to deal with Li Jie. Li Jie didn't plan to leave quickly, because it was still a very important thing for the Great Sage to accept disciples. Maybe he can still have a good relationship with Sun Wukong, it is said that this one's combat power is the best in heaven and paradise. The combat effectiveness is comparable to that of Odin at his peak (Odin was at his peak more than a thousand years ago, and now he has slipped as he gets older).

In addition to his good impression of the Great Sage, in fact, Li Jie still really wants to take a photo with the signature of the Great Sage or something.

And now he said very perfunctorily to Sun Wukong standing in front of him: "Brother, I don't know much about the world of utopia. If you don't wake up, you can go home and continue sleeping. You see the sun is so good, how good it is to get some sleep!"

The Nightkin didn't have too many questions about his answer, because he didn't know each other well. Why should I discuss these issues with a stranger? Even if I have been pushing the whole world for the better, I can't just promote my ideas when I meet people? Isn't that enough to support?

So Li Jie planned to leave after eating the tea eggs and settling the bill. By the way, this fucking tea egg is really expensive! It costs 388 yuan for a single egg! It's the most expensive egg I've ever tasted. But if it's really made of Dahongpao mother tree tea as the shopkeeper said, then forget it, after all, this tea is also super expensive.

But just as Li Jie was about to leave, the middle-aged man who looked extraordinary stopped him and said, "Do you want to leave without answering my question?"

"Uh, this brother, I don't seem to know you well. Are you Kunlun people like this who force people to argue?" Li Jie was a little upset.

The middle-aged man on the opposite side smiled and said meaningfully: "You are the one who brought Wang David." ”

"What King David?" Li Jie was a little confused.

"It's that foreign kid. The middle-aged man frowned: "Is there something wrong?"

Li Jie felt that he had fainted: "His name is David! David Zelesky! His nickname is King Haibian, although he is pronounced as King David of Haibian together." But the meaning is King Haibian - David. It's not Hai Bian-King David!"

"Hmm, is that so? I thought David Wang was his Chinese name. I also wonder why someone would put a pre-stamp of "Haibian" in front of their name. Did I think young people nowadays were so trendy?" the middle-aged man tapped his chin with his fist and fell into thought.

Li Jie shook his head helplessly and prepared to leave. And this time the middle-aged man stopped him again.

"Wait, I won't dwell on the question of whether it is King David or David now. I only have one question to ask now. ”

Li Jie frowned a little, he had just found out. Although this middle-aged man seems to be a bit of a mess, he is very capable! He dodged in front of him, and he was blocked by him before he even had time to react and dodge. Is this man's light skill so high?

Li Jie could only say: "Then what questions do you have? Don't ask any philosophical questions, I can't answer them." ”

The middle-aged man smiled: "It's not a philosophical question. I just wanted to ask you, did you say anything to King David when you sent David to the tournament just now. ”

"You're a stalker!" Li Jie was a little vigilant: "You shouldn't be relying on light skills, so you stalk others." Wait!You care so much about David, what is your purpose?!" Li Jie instantly raised his vigilance by 120,000 points, he felt that he might need to go to Lei Gong's side to report it, saying that there was a pervert on Kunlun's side!

The middle-aged man's face changed instantly: "What do you mean by this! I just want to say, did you say a word to David!"

"What?"

"Did you say that monkeys have small hearts?!"

"Ah?!" Li Jie took a half step back, damn it! What he said was heard? This middle-aged man shouldn't be the person in charge of supervision on Kunlun's side. Could it be that he wants to tell the Great Sage that he has said bad things about Sun Dasheng? Don't mind! He still has to have a good relationship with the Great Sage! If he wants to be sued by this kid, then he will be finished! He has to find a way to solve this matter.

The middle-aged man was very satisfied that Li Jie was scared back half a step, just as he was about to say something. Li Jie, the night walker, suddenly approached and said in a flattering tone: "Brother, smoke a cigarette and smoke a cigarette." ”

As he spoke, Li Jie took out a pack of unopened soft China from his spatial belt. Li Jie specially bought this cigarette after he knew that he was going to come to Kunlun. Because Kunlun is in China, the way Chinese set each other is close to each other, Li Jie understands it too well! Although he does not smoke, it is good to carry some with him.

Li Jie opened the soft bag of China, and handed the cigarette to Sun Wukong, while saying, "Smoke a cigarette, brother." Sun Wukong doesn't know what famous hall Li Jie is going to sell now, he is waiting to see the show. So he took a cigarette over, and Li Jie used the newly sold lighter for one dollar to light the cigarette for the Great Sage.

Then Li Jie said: "Brother, look at it. This was a misunderstanding. ”

"Why did you misunderstand? I was really listening. You said that the Great Sage Heart has small eyes. King David... Bah...... David be careful. Do you know that slandering the Great Sage here, especially this kind of unwarranted slander, is a very serious matter? Sun Dasheng swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, and then spit out a mouthful of smoke, and the smoke actually turned into various shapes. It can be a whale, a white horse, a lion, a tiger and a samurai in armor.

Li Jie is stupid, can he still spit smoke rings like this in this world? This can be performed on the Spring Festival Gala! It is definitely better than those magic shows!

But Li Jie shook his head and thought that now was not the time to think about it. I need to get rid of the person in front of me first, and I can't let him spread bad things.

"Hey, you really misunderstood, brother. I didn't say the Great Sage, I was talking to David about the animal world. ”

"Huh?"

"It's the show dubbed by Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang before. Let's talk about the animals of the African savannah and the Amazon rainforest. It just happened to be that animals can also have a revenge mentality. For example, elephants can get angry, find people who have bullied them, and then kill them. Monkeys will also have similar behavior, so I told David that monkeys are small-minded. ”

Li Jie tried his best to make up lies, and what he said was so vibrating that he almost believed himself. The middle-aged man on the other side said with a smile: "It seems that not only do you think that the monkey's heart is small, but the monkey's brain capacity is quite low." ”

Li Jie: "???"

Sun Dasheng: "It's okay if I don't sue, answer my previous question." What do you think it takes for the world to love others? ”

"No, I said brother. I'm not a philosopher, and it's not my turn to answer this ultimate human question. "Li Jie is about to collapse.

"Yes, you are indeed not a philosopher. But you're a nightcrawler. Walk through the darkness and break through the sword of the dark ages. I'm not wrong. "Sun Dasheng has already smoked half of his cigarette.

Li Jie frowned: "Wait, who are you?"

Sun Wukong smoked all the remaining cigarettes in one go: "I am the one with a very small heart and eyes in your mouth, and my brain is not good, and I am still a perverted Sun monkey who stalks others." Of course, you can also call me by my name, my name is Monkey King. ”

After that, Sun Dasheng blew all the smoke into Li Jie's face.

Li Jie, who was blown by the smoke and almost coughed, was mentally cold at this time. Why did you carry it like this! Why did you say those things! I called you cheap! I told you that the monkey was small-minded! I taught you that the monkey was a perverted stalker! Li Jie almost wanted to turn into a man surnamed Luo who sold mobile phones and slap himself hard.

Now Li Jie has only one lyric in his heart to describe: If I could do it all over again, I would do it......