"Good!"

"Good!"

Jiang Xi's mother and I both responded to her passionately.

"By the way, Xiao Jiang, why do you still call me Auntie, you are all registered, from today onwards, you have to call my mother. ”

Because Jiang Xi and her mother have lived in Beijing for several years, their accents are always in Northeast Mandarin with Beijing's children's accents.

After listening to Jiang Xi's mother's words, I was a little stiff, and I was really not used to calling other people's mothers.

"If you don't shout, I'll have to introduce Jiang Xi to the object tomorrow! Then if you don't call my mother, it proves that you don't treat Jiang Xi as your daughter-in-law." ”

"Mom!"

As soon as I heard this, my mother couldn't help but speak, and after the exit, I found that there was nothing awkward, probably because I lived with Jiang Xi's mother for several months, and in my heart, I actually regarded her as a mother.

I don't hate this old mother at all, and I even like her a little, giving people a special feeling of joy and sincerity.

Because there were not many things at home, and the distance was not far, so we wanted to save a moving money, so the three of us spent an afternoon cleaning the house first, and then borrowed a trolley from the property to move our very few belongings.

When disassembling the metal combination bed, I first twisted the screws with pliers, and then dismantled the structure, and as a result, there was a connection point, which I pulled, pulled, and kicked again, and I couldn't remove it.

Jiang Xi suddenly walked up to my side, picked up a bed pole on the ground, stretched out to the interface of the two poles, and smashed it upwards, and the two poles were directly smashed open.

I, "......", I want to say, so violent, and I want to say, so smart.

At this time, Jiang Xi's mother stood aside and looked at me with disgust and said, "Oh, no wonder people say that it is useless to be a scholar, I have experienced it in Xiao Jiang, fortunately, you can still go to work and earn a salary, otherwise how can you support yourself!

Me, "......".

Jiang Xi patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile, "It's okay, even if you don't have a job, it's okay, it's a big deal, I'll support you!"

Jiang Xi's mother pursed her lips, and her disgust became heavier, but this time she didn't dislike me, but Jiang Xi.

I was so happy that I felt like my snot was bubbling, so I put my head on Jiang Xi's shoulder coquettishly and asked tiredly, "Wife, why are you so smart and capable?"

Jiang Xi smiled and squinted at me and said, "Because I don't read much!"

"Hahahaha!"

We both laughed.

"But I think that people who read too many books must have damage to a certain part of the brain, just like any occupation has occupational diseases, typing too much and getting tenosynovitis, frozen shoulder, cervical spondylosis after sitting for a long time, herniated disc in the lumbar interval, reading too many books, there will definitely be problems in a certain part of the brain, maybe the medical community has not found it yet, otherwise why would many masters and doctors do stupid things that even primary school students don't do, haha!"

Jiang Xi laughed and talked nonsense.

I gave her a thumbs up, "My wife's opinion is always the best. ”

Jiang Xi smiled again and said, "I accept this wave of sycophants, originally, many of the current sciences are often fallacies of the future, and the reason why they have not become fallacies now is just because human cognition is not enough, and nature is always in a mysterious state for human beings to discover." ”

"What a wonderful, so reasonable!" I clapped my hands.

At this time, Jiang Xi's mother couldn't stand it anymore, "Can you still move well?" You two are just talking nonsense there, one is bragging, the other is cheering, you don't plan to eat or sleep tonight, right?" ”

After Jiang Xi's mother reminded me of this, I looked at the time, and it was indeed almost eight o'clock in the evening.

Jiang Xi turned his head to me and blew at me and said, "I'll talk to you when I lie in bed at night!"

"Okay, good!" Although we meet every day, I just can't talk to her enough.

This house is good, although the house is not big, but there is a small hall at the door that can put a table to sit three people to eat, and then it is a door, the door is a ten square meter hall, and there is a 12-square-meter bedroom in the hall, between the hall and the bedroom is a glimpse of the wall and the door, because it is the east side of the household, there is a window in the living room, and the house looks very bright.

The small bed I used to sleep on with Jiang Xi was put in the hall for her mother to sleep on, and Jiang Xi and I slept in the bedroom where her mother used to sleep in the one-meter-five double bed.

I had a sense of déjà vu from a servant to a master all at once!

By the time it was over, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

I suggested that we go out for dinner, but Jiang Xi's mother said, "No, no, oh, I can't wait to use it to cook in such a beautiful kitchen!"

Probably people who can cook especially like the beautiful kitchen, this house is only 4.5 square meters in total, the toilet and kitchen are very small, but it still does not affect Jiang Xi's mother's liking.

After a while, Jiang Xi's mother used the cucumbers, eggs and miso at home to make mixed sauce noodles, the three of us because we were hungry, and because it was the first time to eat in a new home, we felt that today's mixed sauce noodles were particularly fragrant, and the two of them each ate two small bowls, and I ate three bowls.

It's really delicious, probably because of the mood!

In the evening, Jiang Xi and I lay down on our double bed, but I found that in fact, the two of us really didn't need such a big bed, because we were both like two potstickers stuck together, and we didn't take up much space.

But because the two of us were so excited, we rolled around in bed and couldn't sleep.

"Ahh

Her mother's startled voice came from next door, "Hey, I'm scared to death, deflated calf, what kind of nerves, I was just about to fall asleep, I was scared by you and woke up, my heart can't stand it, I know it, my heart is beating suddenly when I am scared by you." ”

Jiang Xi smiled like a child, I reached out and put my arms around her neck, covered her mouth, and whispered in her ear, "Don't make a sound, let your mother fall asleep quickly!"

Jiang Xi smiled evilly, leaned in my ear and asked, "Why are you falling asleep quickly?"

I said, "Let's do bad things!"

Jiang Xi said, "People are good girls, don't do bad things!"

I said like a lewd uncle seducing little Lori, "A good girl has to do bad things with a good boy to make a good child!"

Jiang Xi covered his face, "Oh, don't say it, the good girls have been taken by you, and everyone is shy...... Also, you have to be careful, we are not fit to take human life right now. ”

"Know, I'll take notice. ”

This night, we waited for her mother to fall asleep, sneaking, as if cheating, and shook the heavens and the earth.

When we were resting at home on the weekend, Jiang Xi's mother asked us, "When are you going to have your wedding? Where are you going to do it? How many are you going to do? What is your family's plan for your wedding?"

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