Chapter 99: The Pit of Variety Shows (4)

Here, Hua Yunliang, who sent a text message and waited to tease Ye Feifei, waited for a long time without responding, originally had no interest, and was scrolling Weibo, but unexpectedly, Ye Feifei returned, at that time, he was eating green mangoes, and when he heard the special ringtone set for Ye Feifei, the expression was suddenly difficult to control, so he swallowed all the big mouthfuls of mangoes he bited!

"Ouch, I'll go, Ye Feifei, how much you hate your brother, you almost choked to death!"

In this way, it took him a full ten seconds to adjust, threw the half-eaten green mango onto the plate on the side, burped, and began to read the message!

However, in just the blink of an eye, the corners of his mouth changed from flat to upward! Just looking at the text message in his hand, imagining the expression that squeezed his facial features into a ball when Ye Feifei typed this text message, as if he was taking revenge, he felt very energetic!

So, I couldn't take care of the hiccup, and I went back in minutes:

It's easy to hang yourself, and there's a lot of rope in my brother's room, so it's fast!, but ...... This Huangquan Road is too lonely, how lonely it is to be a lonely ghost alone, it just so happens that you have no one to want, or just make do with the road...... Otherwise, my brother only has live octopus dishes to bring......

Ye Feifei glanced at the text message with a wistful expression, and for a moment, some "roars" really erupted uncontrollably: "Phew! You are a ladyboy, you have no one to want! The old man who picks up the tatters doesn't want you, saying that the flowers are all lifting you! Tell you, my sister is white-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, dressed and acting, what do you want, there are many people, and the people who want to marry your sister home simply have to line up from the Himalayas to the gate of Tiananmen Square, do you want to worry about it?!Do you need it?!ah?!Touch your conscience and say!"

Of course, he knew that Xiao Bai's face was so thick-skinned that he couldn't beat it with a cannon, but he didn't expect him to change so much. It's disgusting to even "go on the road" to take that live octopus with you......

Closing her eyes, remembering that time she was packed and pitted, she accidentally ate a bite of the live octopus dish, the sour taste, the "mesmerizing" taste feeling, and the "strange journey" that was so fishy that she could vomit a large pot in a minute, Ye Feifei felt that she was now going through a protracted ordeal!

- Review it now, fight the little white face, and always be patient, careful, confident and ruthless!

So, unceremoniously began to press the phone:

It's already good to have an octopus as a companion, it's not a lonely ghost anymore, if you want to die, die far away, don't come to Sister La!

Little white face replied in seconds: Don't you know that this type of octopus cuisine is usually two octopuses? Octopuses have companions, I don't, you say, I don't pull you to pull whom? You see, a "magical species" like my brother that no one wants, if you don't pull an airport, what should I do? Although, it's really aggrieved, I'm a little sorry for my brother's appearance, but, S can't pull it, sad ......

This time, when Ye Feifei saw the text message, her lungs were about to explode!

She wanted to say "You are the airport", but the little white face is a man, and there is nothing wrong with saying that he is the airport!

So, Ye Feifei felt very crazy!

If it weren't for the fact that she bought this phone with her own salary, she would have been able to throw it at the window in minutes, just like throwing the little white face out of the window on the 6th floor, and let him break his bones!

"Ahh

She yelled three times explosively, however, it didn't work, this time there was not even a natural echo from the room!

raised her eyebrows, stretched her neck, and stared at her eyes, only to see that Yu Xiaowan outside was actually singing "fluttering like a fairy" with headphones, completely undeserved! (When Ye Feifei "roared" just now, she had already put on headphones very cleverly to block all Ye Feifei's noise)

Ye Feifei gave up!

It's a dead fish face again!

She squinted her eyes and stared at the phone screen, always feeling that if she turned off the phone like this, it would seem that she was admitting defeat to the little white face, but, let's not win, manic......

Ye Feifei looked disdainful, muttered while pressing her mobile phone to send a message:

It's really shameless, invincible in the world, and there is no one to use the trick of self-blackening to deal with my sister, this time I can barely count you as powerful! Because my sister's conscience is particularly conspicuous, I really can't lie with my conscience! If you like it, then it's casual! Anyway, my sister doesn't care! Look at your stalking, let's say, what do you ask for today's sister, oh, by the way, make a point-pay attention to your attitude, flattery!

Here, Hua Yunliang read the reply, and immediately sprayed all the coke that had not been swallowed in his mouth onto the screen of his mobile phone!

Then, of course, it wasn't a cough, but he quickly found a paper to wipe the water, because he drank a lot of Coke today!

He slandered this Ye Feifei in his stomach, as if he had no interest in continuing to "flirt", anyway, every time Ye Feifei was provoked and deliberately indifferent, it was particularly unsuitable for the pit, so let's get down to business:

It's really something, but it's not a matter of filming! It's the new variety show I told you about before, and now it's almost ready, and it's about to start recording after New Year's Day! Because of my previous good performance in "Come on, handsome guy!", the program team now invites me to come to this new variety show as a resident MC! Then, my brother recommended you to the crew very kindly, now I will say hello to you first, you may be on the show soon, this time there is a camera, you have no martial arts to shoot during this time, and you have received a salary, don't do nothing all day long and get "corrupt", you are already at the airport, if you get fat again, ouch, I'll go ...... Brother feels very terrible when he thinks about it, if no one wants you at that time, don't say that brother cheats you!

Here, Ye Feifei looked at the information Hua Yunliang's arrogant, like her leader's face, and felt particularly disgusting!

She looked at the ceiling of the white flowers with big beautiful eyes, and began to think carefully about the content of the little white face text message!

——Little White Face has a new variety show, and my sister knew about it before, but Little White Face wants to invite my sister to participate in the new variety show?! Is it true? It sounds like a good look!

Close your eyes and imagine that you have become a female MC in a popular reality show variety show, so that as long as you put on some light makeup every day, follow the handsome guys to make games, occasionally play werewolf killing and Infernal Affairs, say some jokes, sing songs, and soar the high notes, the red Grandpa Mao will fall down one after another, if you have some female men and cute girls, the fans will be directly in "10,000" units......

- Wow...... The days really don't need to be so refreshing......!