The crooked neck tree couldn't stop the fiery gaze of the phoenix, and I gave a thumbs up: "You are so good, your driving skills are good." ”

The phoenix snorted, still staring at me. I swallowed, "Stop on the side of the road." ”

She immediately braked, the car came to a steady stop on the side of the road, and then she asked me what I was going to do.

I took a deep breath and looked at her affectionately for a moment, and then a hungry wolf pounced: "!"

After eating, Phoenix was flushed and panting, and I pulled out my pants and coughed: "Is my noodles delicious?"

She snorted: "It turns out that it tastes like this, it's a little disgusting." I also snorted: "Didn't you say your noodle soup is sweet?"

She flicked my middle finger: "You're cheap!" I scratched my crotch: "Okay, okay, let's go." ”

Phoenix took a sip of mineral water and pondered for a while, and then a hungry tiger pounced on me: "Pound noodles for me!"

The car vibrated and didn't stop for a long time, and when it stopped, both of them were tired and sweating, and Phoenix sat paralyzed and panted: "How do you feel?"

I wiped my sweat: "It's okay, I think you better drive away quickly, there is a police car coming behind." ”

The phoenix sat up straight, started the car and ran, and I let out a long sigh: "This is the most dreary shot I have ever had in my life. ”

She squinted at me, and the two of them looked at each other and turned their heads: "Cut." ”

She never spoke again, and Phoenix stopped shouting to eat noodles, and she, an old virgin, probably had to digest the taste of eating noodles and the pain of pounding noodles for a while.

Then to the so-called military base, the phoenix limped away holding his lower abdomen, and I waved my hand: "Have a good rest." ”

At this time, Peacock came over and asked me to see General Zhang. My crotch is a little chilly, I said do you have panties?

A trace of doubt flashed in her eyes, and then she nodded flatly: "Please follow me." ”

I went with her, and she went to an ordinary building, and saw that no one around took off her pants.

I was so frightened that I flew up and said that you are hairy? Peacock was very cold: "Don't you want underwear?"

I said I forgot to wear underwear in a hurry, I didn't want your underwear!

The corners of her eyes twitched, and then she lifted her pants: "Please follow me." ”

This time she finally got it right and found a pair of men's panties for me to put on. Take me to General Zhang again.

General Zhang smiled enthusiastically when he saw me, smiling so much that he couldn't see his teeth, I was still a little estranged from the military, and pouted and smiled: "Lao Zhang, what are you looking for Lao Wang?"

He raised his slap, and I hurriedly dodged: "What the hell is going on?" General Zhang stopped making trouble, went to his command platform and sat down, and asked me to sit down, so I sat down and looked at him, puzzled.

He said bluntly: "That's right, the day after tomorrow is the annual martial arts competition of those hidden families, which is quite grand, and they have a lot to do with us, so they symbolically invited us." ”

I raised my eyebrows, the martial arts tournament is my business. I said you should just send a representative, why are you looking for me?

General Zhang shook his head: "You don't know, the people of the Hidden Family are also arrogant, the country has always taken a fancy to them and raised them, but their contributions to the country are very little." Let me tell you this, our elites used to be treated coldly if they wanted to learn some kung fu, but they couldn't turn their faces with them, and they were reluctant to slaughter them, hey. ”

And this kind of relationship? I said that this is not easy to do? Just arrest them and do it without contributing to the country.

General Zhang couldn't cry or laugh: "If we can do this, we will arrest your master early in the morning, Wufu resists the imperial court, it has always been like this, we must use the Huairou policy to influence them, otherwise it will be the end of the fish and the net." It's a pity that the fish in the net are always very self-controlled, and the year before last, they insisted that my people come to the stage, and as a result, my people were beaten so that they couldn't even recognize the five-star red flag, which was embarrassing. ”

I laughed: "Those guys deliberately made you ugly?" General Zhang was right, he always wanted to save some face.

I nodded and said clearly, you want me to go back to the field, right? He praised me for being smart, and I yawned: "Don't do it, Lao Tzu will give you a few million minutes to fight in the ring?"

General Zhang smiled strangely, and laughed so hard that I shuddered: "Then forget it, anyway, I'm thick-skinned, and it doesn't matter if I find a field or not." Let's just go to see the bride, that's a beautiful word?"

My heart jumped, and I fell low for a moment: "Elijueluo?" General Zhang sighed: "Hey, there is a lover in the world......"

I looked down at my toes, then took a breath: "I'll go, see her, the best moment of my life." ”

General Zhang's old wrinkled face smiled: "Okay, it's really heroic, your ideological consciousness is very high, it's good that she is happy, and the contemporary young people are finally saved!"

I didn't want to say anything, when to go, General Zhang said that I could go immediately, as long as I could withstand the blow.

What kind of blow am I carrying? I said stop talking nonsense and call me when you set off. He was not in a hurry, and whispered to me very kindly: "Actually, they have a tradition, maybe you are interested." ”

I wasn't interested, but General Zhang still gloated and told me: "Every hidden family will symbolically invite masters of various clans to show their strength when they marry, this is the so-called bride snatching, and if you defeat the groom, you can snatch the bride." ”

I was stunned, and a huge wave of joy swelled up: "Really, you lied to me, Lao Tzu is a person who went to elementary school." ”

I couldn't hide my joy, and I had the energy to speak. General Zhang patted me on the head: "It's true, it's not a dream, but what, after so many years, no one has ever been able to defeat the groom." ”

What? This is impossible, I was puzzled, General Zhang explained to me: "Robbing the bride is just an entertainment show, all the families are just making trouble, give a face to the groom to let him be majestic, don't say that it is really robbed, if it is really robbed, it will be miserable, and the hidden family will kill your whole family in minutes." ”

Damn! It turned out to be just a show, and the groom played monkey. I suddenly lost interest, and after thinking about it, I felt uncomfortable again, so I didn't say anything.

I got up and left, and said What about my master? General Zhang snorted: "I have already sent someone to airlift them over, wait, they are fine." ”

You're interested. I'm going to walk around, this base is close to the mountain peak, it's surrounded by mountains, it's just rough houses and a whole bunch of soldiers who resemble special forces.

I asked for directions and went straight to Phoenix.

This guy is actually eating noodles, and he has a lot of hatred. I went over and snatched her bowl and ate it: "What's wrong with you?

Phoenix snatched the bowl back: "No, I'm just disappointed, I always thought it was delicious underneath, but I didn't feel it at all, as an old virgin in the army, I was very upset." ”

I said, what do you want to feel? That's what it is. She slurped the noodle soup: "I want to try it again, maybe it's too stuffy in the car to find passion." ”

Okay, I immediately took off my pants, and she slapped me: "Damn, I mean you eat me underneath!"

It's okay, I said that the female donor should take it off, and she was not shy at all: "I've washed it clean, remember, you are only allowed to eat and pound." ”

There's a lot of nonsense, as soon as the door is closed, eat noodles.

Finally, Phoenix gasped with a flushed face: "The second time was really much better." ”

As he spoke, there was a knock on the door. The phoenix jumped up, and his pants were already raised: "Keep it secret, otherwise I won't give it to you in the future." ”

I shook my legs, and she ran to open the door, but it was a cold man.

I was stunned, and my face turned cold. He didn't seem to notice me, and said to Phoenix, "We've all been selected to watch the tournament, get ready." ”

Phoenix's face was still flushed, and he was stunned for a moment and nodded hurriedly. The cold man wondered, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Phoenix smiled humbly: "No...... Long Wu, you behave well. ”

The cold man naturally said yes, and seemed to be full of confidence, and then he finally found me in hindsight, and his eyes widened instantly, and his whole body tensed: "Wang-Zhenyu!"

He is the same as seeing the enemy who killed his father, this kid has a very heavy anger, although he was arrogant when he first met, but he did not have such a heavy anger, now it has changed a lot, it seems that I beat him badly, he still has a shadow in his heart.

But I don't sympathize with him, it's self-inflicted. I smiled coldly: "Fortunately, we will meet again." ”

This force is about to rush over, and the joints of the body are ringing. Phoenix hurriedly grabbed him: "Long Wu, don't make trouble, General Zhang asked me to bring him here, maybe he will also go to the Hidden Family, we have to live in peace." ”

This Long Wu was almost mad, but he was not a soldier, and finally calmed down, but he was surprised: "What is he doing here?"

The phoenix was ashamed, it seemed that even his legs were clamped, and I chuckled: "Eat noodles, you don't need to eat when you're hungry." Phoenix, give me another one, I want to eat to my heart's content. ”