Of course, Shanshan would not give up, and just wanted to stand up, a pile of documents and papers smashed again.

"Idiot, do it. ”

Shanshan fell down again.

Liu Xuan's men spread out to avoid being discovered, and Shanshan quickly hid behind the door.

Liu Xuan continued to call.

Seeing that Liu Xuan was close at hand, he didn't notice it while he was on the phone, Shanshan took out the poisonous sea urchin again, raised her hand, and smashed it towards Liu Xuan with all her might.

Bang.

Burst.

The audience sobbed with laughter.

Ma Dan, this Shanshan is really stupid, there is a transparent mirror in front of her, as for Shanshan who thinks that there is no covering, this throw, the mirror directly rebounded the sea urchin and gave her filial piety.

Shanshan was knocked out by a sea urchin.

Liu Xuan will go to the filing cabinet to rummage through things, Shanshan got up, regardless of the sea urchin on his head, plucked up his courage, took out another sea urchin, slowly approached, and wanted to smash it at Liu Xuan.

Bang.

Another bang.

At this moment, a door was pushed open, and Shanshan was hit by the door.

"Mr. Liu, the deadbolt has been repaired!"

Burst.

The audience in the theater couldn't stand it anymore.

One by one, they laughed so much that they were incontinent.

It's so funny, there is wood.

Shanshan is too decrepit, there is wood.

I have to say that in the field of funny humor, Stephen Chow is the greatest master, Luo Yiming pays tribute to the classic mermaid, of course, he will not be stingy in this field.

The original time and space, counting the comedy with the most laughter, the mermaid is also a rare masterpiece.

Many people will say that mermaids are not very good-looking after many years, but come on, it is because people have higher requirements for the level of humorous movies.

Actually, mermaids do a good job of this.

What's more, in 08, there is no movie that can PK with mermaids.

The audience who laughed down shared the news that the mermaid was good and funny, and the audience who still chose to watch a glimmer of life or mermaid outside had a clear answer.

"Hey, my friend said, the mermaid is super beautiful, super funny, let's not bother with it, go see the mermaid." ”

"My colleague also sent a message saying that the mermaid is so funny that the laughter of the whole theater is about to tear off the roof. ”

"Rub, my little friend who looks at the first chance of life, didn't send any special news, it seems that it should be very ordinary. ”

……

If there are still vacancies in the first mermaid game, but in the later games, the attendance rate of the mermaid has increased significantly.

Shanshan, who was hit by two sea urchins, couldn't stand up, and her strong willpower couldn't support her to stand up, she foamed at the mouth and could only rest for a while.

At this time, Liu Xuan took off his coat, began to drink red wine, and watched TV, Shanshan felt that the opportunity had come again.

"Believe it or not, Shanshan is still going to be pitted. ”

"Routines, routines, I know that I will be pitted, but I just want to see it, haha. ”

Everyone in the theater watched happily, waiting for Shanshan's next way.

"Oh, this method is novel, it's not sea urchins, coral knives. ”

Shanshan climbed to the table, and it was Liu Xuan standing at the other end of the table. Shanshan wanted to use a knife to stab Liu Xuan's feet.

"Now there is. ”

"Liu Xuan is going to be stabbed. ”

Shanshan made a decisive move.

Burst.

Empty.

It turned out that Liu Xuan turned on the TV a second ago, but what was released on the TV was his favorite invincible.

Every time he heard that he was invincible, Liu Xuan couldn't help but twist his body.

Shanshan's first knife, Liu Xuan's foot was raised, and his body twisted, and he dodged.

Shanshan's second knife, Liu Xuan dodged again.

The third knife still missed.

……

"Director Luo's dancing is very cool, handsome. ”

"It's all dodged, perfect. ”

I thought that was the end of it.

Shanshan also gave up.

However, as soon as Luo Yiming raised his foot, the next wave of dance moves stepped on Shanshan's hand.

He twisted and twisted, and his feet stepped on Shanshan's hands.

Shanshan was in agony. Raising the knife again, he wanted to stab Liu Xuan's feet.

Clinker, Liu Xuan's foot happened to leave, and the knife cried a few times and pierced his hand.

Shanshan completely fainted.

"Oh my God, help, this film is going to laugh at me. ”

"Shanshan, are you a tease sent by the monkey?"

"Look at Liu Xuan, he's still jumping, it's too sassy. ”

How lonely the music is for Invincible is still there, and a pair of hands reach out for a bottle of wine.

Wuliangye.

picked up Wuliangye and poured it on her head.

Alcohol kills.

Shanshan stood up again and pulled herself back together.

As soon as she exerted her strength, the sea urchin on her face was bounced away.

Pulling out of the coral island, she flew up and made the final fatal blow towards Liu Xuan.

In the accompaniment of music, Shanshan's murderous aura is infecting everyone, she is going to succeed this time, right?

Lying on the salary and tasting the gall of one hundred and two Qin Guan belongs to Chu after all?

Bang.

A crisp sound.

Madan's.

It was Liu Xuan playing golf indoors.

The bat and ball struck at Shanshan, who flew directly under the table.

"Meow, it's so funny. ”

"It's the funniest film I've ever seen when I'm so old. ”

"Help me, save me, there's no end to it. ”

At this time, the theater resounded with laughter one after another.

"The camera is perfect, the laughter is not abrupt, but the pictures are piled up together. ”

Yu Xiaoxiao is not only smiling, she is also responsible for writing down her feelings.

Up to now, the plot of the mermaid is interlocking, burying and filling the pits, not an ordinary director, and the level is definitely not so high.

Moreover, this kind of high-frequency funny and humorous, in Huaxia, in addition to Xing Ye, Luo Yiming seems to be the second person.

The plot continues.

"Mr. Liu, is it interesting for me that you asked me to come? Shanshan shrugged her shoulders, her little hands were on her shoulders, slippery, slippery, not to mention, pure and quite cute.

"Don't move, I asked you to come, I didn't really want to ask you out. ”

Liu Xuan waved his hand to stop, "I'm just talking." ”

The assistant said, "I thought you were telling the truth." ”

"Ah, okay, okay. ”

"Give her 100,000 and let's go. ”

The subordinates put 100,000 yuan on the table, and Shanshan looked at it, but she was not moved at all.

"I don't want money. ”

"You deserve to beat you with that stick. ”

Liu Xuan said domineeringly, "You're still too little, aren't you?" ”

"Come over here and let me beat me again. ”

Shanshan shook her head violently and said innocently, "I really don't want money." ”

"Why don't you want money, you just want more, and you haven't taken off your clothes, why should you?"

"What are your specialties?" asked Liu Xuan arrogantly.

Shanshan raised her head and was even more proud: "My specialty is making chickens." ”

To say that the arrangement here is wonderful, Director Luo Yiming also specially inserted a scene of Shanshan making roast chicken.

But in the current environment, making chicken is not making roast chicken.

Liu Xuan smiled, and the assistants and subordinates all laughed: "I can see it, so what?"

"Would I like to give you an award?"

Shanshan was ridiculed, even more aggrieved, tilted her head, and asked cutely: "Do you think it's easy to make chickens?"

"How hard it is. ”

"Pluck all the hairs first!"

Liu Xuan was stunned and looked at the assistant, who looked serious: "Whose hair is it that you plucked?"

"You're sick, of course not plucking my hair. Shanshan said innocently and romantically.

This time, the assistant looked at Liu Xuan.

"Hard pulling?" Liu Xuan stared at Shanshan with wide eyes.

"Boil boiling water, blanch it, and pull it out immediately. ”

Thump.

Liu Xuan didn't hold it up, and suddenly slammed his head on the table.