"It's useless to communicate with the property, what good way can I do?"

There are garbage-like people everywhere in this society, and they seem to live in this world just to disgust others and stink others.

"I'm going to have to plug Jiang Dong's ears first. Jiang Xi suddenly turned over, got up from the bed, and went to Jiang Dongxi's room.

I followed her up and went to see.

It was the alternating season of spring and summer, and it was very comfortable to sleep with the window open, but as a result, after Jiang Xi arrived at Jiang Dongxi's room, she closed the windows of her room, and then turned on the air conditioner to the right temperature.

Jiang Dongxi hadn't fallen asleep yet, and I heard her ask, "Mom, why is the neighbor's aunt screaming so loudly? Did someone beat her?"

Jiang Xi replied solemnly, "Yes, maybe I got into a fight with his husband." ”

Jiang Dongxi looked frightened, "That aunt is so pitiful, that mother, should we call the police to save that aunt?" lest she be beaten to death by her husband, she screams so loudly, it must be very painful!"

Jiang Xi said, "You don't have to worry about this child, Mom and Dad know it, if necessary, we will call the police, do you know what you should do?"

Jiang Dongxi naughtily stuck out his tongue and smiled and said, "Got it, go to bed early and get up early, study hard every day, and be full of positive energy every day! ”

"Now that you know, shut up, close your eyes, stop thinking and sleep!" Jiang Xi said as he covered Jiang Dongxi with a quilt.

"Yes, Mom, I'm a robot Jiang Dongxi. Jiang Dongxi mischievously imitated the tone of the robot.

When her words fell, Jiang Xi had already walked out of her bedroom and closed the light and door for her.

Back in the bedroom, she said, "You go to bed first, I'm going to talk to someone." ”

"It's so late, who else are you talking to?" she chatted, who warmed my bed?

Jiang Xi said, "It's half past ten now, my sisters shouldn't have slept, you go to sleep first, I have serious things to do, don't affect me." ”

"I influence you?" who has been influencing my work during the day, and now that I am free at night, she ...... again

Forget it, sleep!

I said sleep, but she didn't sleep, and I couldn't sleep a little, so I occasionally opened my eyes and peeked at her.

I saw her typing with her mobile phone, and the frequency of typing didn't look like chatting, but after she typed for a while, she started to click on WeChat again, she glanced at me, and saw that I didn't seem to want to sleep, so she began to chat with words unscrupulously.

"Dear dear, call my dear. ”

I, "......" besides me and Jiang Dongxi, does she have any other dear?

The other party is almost secondary, and the voice is particularly magnetic and good-sounding...... Female, fortunately it's a female, otherwise I would have blown up.

"It's so late, what's the matter with me? dear Gingham Baby!"

Jiang Xi said into his phone, "I want you to sing me a song, the kind with the soundtrack, I want it now, is it convenient for you?"

Lan Lan said, "It's inconvenient for others to find me, what is the inconvenience for you to find me! Unless you let me fly to you right now, I can't do it, I'm performing in Japan now." ”

"Ah, you're going to perform in Japan, so are you going to be popular?"

After so many years, Jiang Xi's good girlfriend singer Lan Lan seems to be in the same embarrassing situation as Jiang Xi, she is in her thirties, and she is still walking around, she can reach the level of a third-rate singer, and everyone is not familiar with it, but her songs, search, seem to have heard it, and it is quite good, it is such a tepid state.

"Hey, what's not hot, I've seen it now, my husband is a little hotter than me, we don't have problems in life, I'm content, contentment and happiness, isn't this what you taught me?"

"Yes, yes, let's talk about me, I'll send you a lyric, the song is selected for you, ready-made, you immediately follow the tune I send you and sing it to me with music production software. ”

"What's the problem!"

After that, they didn't talk again, and Jiang Xi waited with his eyes open.

I raised my head and kissed her face, she stretched out her hand, pushed my face straight away, and said softly, "My dear, I have something in my heart, I shouldn't be intimate today, if you are sleepy, you can sleep obediently, if you are not sleepy, just wait to watch the play, in short, don't bother me, Sister Xi is very irritable, and the consequences are very serious." ”

I, "......" silently shrunk into the quilt, I wanted to sleep, but I was curious about her "play" in my heart, so I squinted and pretended to sleep.

Lan Lan's speed is very fast, it took less than half an hour to send it, Jiang Xi clicked on the song, Lan Lan's sweet, magnetic voice sang the song, with professional sound music, it sounded quite shocking.

Jiang Xi looked surprised, "How can you be so professional?

Lan Lan replied, "What Sister Xi wants, who dares to try it unprofessionally!"

"Cut!

"Hehe, the fact is that I'm practicing songs with my husband in the studio, and by the way, it's a little case to record your song!"

"Thank you then! God help me!"

Lan Lan immediately followed another, "My dear, who has offended you, a poisonous woman, so ruthlessly?"

Jiang Xi's face showed a sinister smile, "Hmph! No poison is not a husband, the most poisonous woman's heart!"

"Hahaha! You're not going to treat your husband, are you?"

"Get out, my husband is fine!" Jiang Xi looked at me and smiled ambiguously and shyly.

"Honey, I won't tell you, I'm going to start fighting cockroaches. ”

I still had a trace of sleepiness, but Jiang Xi lost it, so I simply got up and leaned on the head of the bed to see what she was doing.

I saw that she posted the song sung by Lan Lan to a neighborhood hot mom group.

Not long after she came, she added this group.

I saw that a few people in the group were talking, saying that some neighbors were angry about the "ahhhh

"Damn, my child is in puberty, how can I stand this scream, it's like a special animal, you will find a primeval forest when the beast mates, and run to our community to harm people, damn, I really want to kill this couple with a knife and make it into dung to water the garden of the community." ”

"This couple stinks so much, the dung they make can stink the plants in the garden!"

My child is small, and he keeps asking me, "What is my mother's voice?" I don't know how to answer. ”

"It's so annoying, I want to call the police, but the police probably can't do anything about this kind of person. ”

"Everyone, don't be impatient, I invite you to listen to a song, and if you think it's good, please let it out loud and share it with the entire 5 neighbors. This is Jiang Xi's speech.

After a while, someone listened to the song and began to speak.

"Damn! What kind of song is this, it's so good, it can simply exorcise demons and ward off evil spirits, let it go, it must be played!"

"Comrades, thank you to our beautiful neighbor hot mom for sharing such a magical song, everyone must release it together, in order to have shocking power, who sang this, it is so professional, sexy, and good. ”

"Don't say anything, one word, put it!"

"Everyone open the window of the living room and move the amplifier to the window, since they don't let us sleep well, then we will come to the carnival for half an hour tonight to see if he dares to be so faceless in the future!"

"Okay!

Then, five minutes later, the whole building floated with the beautiful and beautiful Lan Lan's sexy, magnetic voice, and the tough, extremely professional, and penetrating adaptation of "Recent Comparison".

It's been annoying, annoying, annoying lately.

No matter how my husband exercises, he is still short and fast!

I guess I'm still not used to it,

I can't really get used to it,

It's been annoying, annoying, annoying!

I always feel that my husband is getting smaller day by day,

Friends often tease intentionally or unintentionally,

You've been pale lately.

I asked my husband, what should I do?

Basically, he said, it's hard.

It's been annoying, annoying, annoying!

My husband asked me to howl him to save face.

disturbed the neighbors,

disturbed the young flowers,

Still doesn't solve the problem about roots.

It's been annoying lately, it's really annoying, it's not ordinary annoying.

No matter how much I call, I'm still annoyed,

It really can't be fake,

No matter how much talent you fake, you can't show it.

I've been really annoyed lately, very annoying, so annoying that I don't want to be a woman......

The whole building, this magical song sounded together, the above were all victimized neighbors, and they were full of passion, and the people on the lower floor knew that there was such a scumbag couple above, and they also followed the song to join in the fun.

In this way, even if the family has an opinion, they don't know who to ask for revenge, even if someone rumors that this song was sent by Jiang Xi in the future, she can say that if she searches it on the Internet and thinks it sounds good, and shares it in the group to listen, he will not do well.

This is Jiang Xi's cleverness, you can't leave a handle under the black hand!

This, unexpectedly, presented a surprising effect, it was really effective! The moment the song fell, the upstairs was so quiet that it seemed like a needle was falling.

I wonder if if I were that man, would I ever be ...... What's that?

After the song was played, everyone didn't hear any more noise, and finally they could sleep quietly.

Cough! Tossing until midnight, Jiang Xi and I were also tired, Jiang Xi still wanted to run to Jiang Xi's house, open Jiang Dong's window, turn off the air conditioner, Jiang Xi was sleeping anyway, and the children who fell asleep didn't wake up when thunder!

The next day was Saturday, after breakfast, I had something to go to the company branch, Jiang Xi took the children to the community garden to play, our family of three went out into the elevator together, in the elevator, we met two neighbors, they also took a child each.

One of the children named Tongtong, her mother is a junior civil servant in the housing authority, her father is a small accountant in a public institution, and the other is a child named Qianqian, her mother and father are both owners of the seafood business.

As soon as the three children met, they greeted each other cheerfully.

Jiang Xi nodded to the parents of the two children, and they all responded politely, and the three of them also talked about the music last night, these three families are all involved in the music, and when the three of them talked about that topic, they were a little uncontrollably jubilant.

Adults talk about adults, children have children's topics, Jiang Dongxi wanted to make an appointment with friends, so he asked, "Qianqian, Tongtong, can we go to the community garden to play together?"

Qianqian immediately said, "Okay, okay, I'm going to go there too." ”

Jiang Dongxi said, "It's really good, Tongtong, what about you?"

The child named Tongtong immediately turned to look at her mother, her eyes full of anticipation.

Her mother immediately smiled and said, "We can't do it, we have a full schedule of classes today." ”

Tongtong immediately lowered her head and remained silent, and it was obvious that there was a very lost expression on the child's face.

At this time, the Qianqian's mother spoke, "Oh, you have enrolled Tongtong in so many classes all day long, don't exhaust the child, what's the use of reading so many books, it's better to work in the future to make money in business, and you don't need to have too high a culture to do business." ”

Tongtong's mother looked at Qianqian's mother with obscure eyes, it felt a little arrogant, but it seemed to be well hidden, "Well, everyone has their own ambitions, our family has no talent for business!"

Obviously, this is a good thing to say, give everyone down the stairs, but Qianqian's mother didn't hear it, and said, "What's so difficult about doing business, everyone can do it, just our family does this seafood business, how can we have a net profit of 300,000 yuan a year, it must be better than you little civil servants, if you also want to do seafood business, I can teach you." ”

Qianqian's mother looked proud, and she didn't know who gave her a sense of superiority, between her words and deeds, she looked like a person with low culture, mainly because she herself was not aware of it, and she felt that she was kind.

Tongtong's mother showed a smirk, silently expressing her disdain for her.

Jiang Xi also saw that the atmosphere was a little discordant, so she just smiled and kept silent.

Just then, the elevator doors opened, and a couple in their forties walked in.

When I looked, wasn't this the one upstairs in my house?

When we all looked at each other, they were silent with cold faces, but I saw that they all lowered their eyes, and it seemed that there was still some embarrassment on their faces.

In fact, there are some things that don't need to be said explicitly, who doesn't have x in their hearts, don't take people for fools, they really think that shouting so loudly proves that he is powerful, who doesn't know that bluffing is just to cover up internal weakness.

Finally on the first floor, I heard the couple breathe a sigh of relief and step out of the elevator.

I think that the ticket that Jiang Xi did last night should be enough for their husband and wife to delay for a year and a half and not dare to make noise again.

When they arrived in the community, Tongtong's mother took Tongtong away, and Qianqian's mother and Jiang Xi took the two children to play in the community.

I heard Qianqian's mother say to Jiang Xi, "You don't know, Tongtong's mother has always been a bit of a cow, thinking that she is a civil servant, and the people who do business with us are not at the same level, but do you know?"

Qianqian's mother covered her mouth and smiled at Jiang Xi, "The money that their family makes in a year is not as good as the income in a month when our business is good, alas, you said that mother, they are all like that, what kind of cow coaxing?

I hadn't gone far at the time, so I heard it all, but I wasn't interested in the rest of the story, so I said hello to Jiang Xi and left.

I went to the company to pick up something, and I chatted for a while with my colleagues who were struggling to write code and work overtime, thinking that it was always good to be familiar with each other.

My position in this company is no longer responsible for writing code, my main job is to solve bugs for customers at home, occasionally accompany sales to develop customers, and vigorously promote products to customers, sales rely on bragging, I am helping to add firewood and wa, explaining technology on the basis of sales, this type of work, in the industry is called ...... Pre-sale service!

About four hours later, when I came back from the company, Qianqian's mother, who was standing next to Jiang Xi, became Tongtong's mother.

I heard Tongtong's mother say to Jiang Xi, " You must not listen to Qianqian's mother, she is an uneducated person, all day long saying that reading is useless, it is better to do business, a copper smell, I tell you, if your family has that condition, move away quickly, don't live in this community, it will destroy the child, we have bought a house elsewhere, and moved away after half a year, to the city, the school district of Gulou District is good, our family bought the school district house of Baiyunyuan Primary School in Gulou District, the school district is very good, small class teaching, the source of students is very good, you can buy a house in the city, the quality will not be too bad, generally engineers, university teachers or something, which is like this community, and there are waste collectors。 ”

Tongtong's mother said, and pointed out to Jiang Xi with her eyes, and following her line of sight, we all saw that there was a yard on the first floor, and the yard was full of waste products, and there were many of them picked up from the garbage can.

Jiang Xi asked, "Does the property in the community care about this matter?"

Tongtong's mother said, "I can't care, I'm a scoundrel with you, the house they bought by themselves, the property can't drive them away, even if the police come, they don't break the law, even if they take away the waste, after a few days he piles it up again, and he can't get it." ”

Jiang Xi and I glanced at each other, but we didn't know what to say.

We looked around, the environment of this community looks really good, and the greenery is good, but there are a few people and things that make people very helpless.

Before Tongtong's mother left, she was still saying, "You husband and wife should be educated, it is impossible not to pay attention to children's learning, right?

Jiang Xi shook her head, even if she knew, she had to pretend not to know at the moment, so that she could hear what she wanted to hear later.

Tongtong's mother really said more, "Good school district, in addition to the teacher's higher level of teaching, more strict, the quality of the students is good, you see this school in Qiaobei, the teacher is very loose, leaving very little homework every day, saying that it is to relieve pressure on the child, but in these junior high schools in Qiaobei, a class is not even 30 percent of the high school admissions, 70 percent or 80 percent are vocational high schools!

Jiang Xi and I looked at each other, and it sounded really scary.

Jiang Xi said, "Isn't our community the best school district house in Qiaobei?"

Tongtong's mother said, "Yes, it's the best, the best is like this, what if it's not good? Not long after you moved here, you don't know that many of my children's classmates are vegetable sellers, small businesses, and hourly workers, these people are reluctant to give their children make-up lessons, children will compare with each other, see others don't learn, children don't want to learn, so, Meng's mother moved three times is reasonable, I won't tell you more, go first. ”

Seeing Tongtong's mother leave with the child, I asked Jiang Xi, "Do you think she has a point?"

Jiang Xi nodded and said, "It makes sense, but let's wait and see, if we want to buy a house in Gulou District, we have to sell the house in Beijing first, and I'm still a little reluctant to sell it at present." ”

"Oh!"

"Ahh

I just said yes, but Jiang Xi let out a scream.

"What's wrong wife?"

I walked up to her, and she frowned, lowered her head, and stared at her feet with a wrinkled face.

"Ahh

Jiang Xi cried coquettishly, I quickly hugged her and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, don't be afraid, I don't think you stink, go to the lawn and rub it." ”

"......Ahh Ahh

She suddenly screamed again, because a large dog without a leash suddenly appeared in the door of the building, which scared Jiang Xi to scream, and I quickly blocked in front of Jiang Xi.

"Son, go with Daddy!"

Behind the dog came a man of about fifty years old, and he shouted at the big dog, and the dog looked at me for a while, and after his "father" yelled at him and "son", he turned his head and chased after him.

Jiang Xi patted his chest, relieved his emotions, and muttered in a low voice, "Is it really time to live in a high-end community"?

I said, "You can think about it slowly, think about it, and start when you feel that everything is mature." ”

Jiang Xi looked frightened, "Okay! Meng's mother moved three times, Meng's mother moved three times!"

After this incident, Jiang Xi also paid special attention to Jiang Dongxi's learning, and suddenly felt that the strictness and responsibility of teachers in Beijing had become precious here, and the teachers here didn't seem to care much about the students, just like when we were children, just go to and from school on time every day, as for whether the grades are good or not, it all depends on the children themselves to learn what is good.

Because there are very few students in the class who make up classes, there are a lot of classmates who come to Jiang to play.

After a while, Jiang Xi said that she did find that Jiang Dongxi's learning attitude and quality were getting worse and worse.

When Jiang Xi supervised Jiang Dongxi's study, Jiang Dongxi always said, "You see who no one has read, why should I read? You see who and no one has learned to draw, why should I learn? I just want to play, our class leader said, children of our age should let go of playing, the more they play, the smarter they become, the more they play, the tricks they can play, what can they do if they can't get into college in the future? If they can't get into college, he will learn from his father to collect scrap, and those who go to college may not earn more than his father to collect scrap. ”

Jiang Xi, "......".

Me, "......".

At this time, the two of us could only face Jiang Dongxi speechlessly, and then, Jiang Dongxi was forced by Jiang Xi to cry all the time, and finally went to learn to paint and read.

Heck, this is really not a thing, but we have no conditions to move away for the time being, so Jiang Xi said that we can only keep a close eye on Jiangxi, and we can't let a son who collects waste products abduct Jiangxi.

In the new week, Jiang Xi went to school, Jiang Xi continued to write, and I solved the bug in the living room.

When I was eating at noon, I found that Jiang Xi didn't cook, I thought she was confused, I opened the door, and saw a beautiful wife with a bad face and a bulging face.

"What's wrong with you? ”

Jiang Xi said, "I'm so angry, today an author friend came to me and said that she hoped I could help her read her essay, because she thought my essays were very good, you know, I've always been a happy person to help others......"

It should be, no one praises her for her good writing, once someone praises her for a few words, she will be clever, and I naturally say this in my heart.

She then snorted angrily, "I said, okay, you can send me, and after reading it, I asked her, do you want to hear me tell the truth, or do you want to hear me say nice things? I think, I want to say hello in advance, so as not to offend people, I did the right thing, right?"

"Of course that's right, wife!" "Your mistake is that you shouldn't have read the text to others at all."

"Then she seemed very sincere and said to me, you must tell me the truth, I like to listen to the truth, if I don't listen to the truth, why should I ask you to read the article. ”

Hey, a sentence of "big guy" must have made Jiang Xi float.

"Then you see that she is so sincere, I must read her essay carefully and analyze the problems of her essay seriously, right?"

"So you gave her a few questions that need to be fixed?"

"That's right!"

"How many?"

"Huh?" Jiang Xi thought for a moment and said, "Twenty or so." ”

"And then?"

Then she read the more than 20 suggestions I put forward and blocked me directly, but she left a paragraph before blocking me. ”

"What's that?" I was curious, though I had already guessed eight or nine.

She said, I wrote a total of 2,000 words of the beginning, you put forward more than 20 revisions to me, the introduction is not good, I can accept, the opening is not good, I put up with it, especially you also say that I have a cliché conception, the plot is brain-dead, the writing is too bad, the dialogue is naïve, and the punctuation is not standard...... After more than two dozen articles, my article is not even a fart at all...... You think I'm calling you a big guy, you're really a big guy, I don't know what to say, you're really so powerful, don't be a big guy yourself!"

I, "......" really thought the same as I thought.

"Husband, are you angry? I spent the whole morning, not writing by myself, talking to her about her essays, and helping her think of the plot, but she asked me to tell the truth, and when I told the truth, she blocked me. ”

I smiled and took Jiang Xi into my arms, touched the back of her head and said, "Wife, not everyone in this world is suitable for listening to the truth, only truly sincere and honest people are suitable for listening to the truth, and the rest are only suitable for listening to good and obedient words, they don't care whether they are right or wrong, they only care about whether they sound good or not!"

"Ahem, husband, you're right, I'm never going to read any author's article again, unless ...... After I caught fire. ”

I, "......", I originally wanted to say, don't worry about it if it's hot, but then I think about it, this sentence actually doesn't need to be said, there shouldn't be that day!

"Okay, don't be angry, go cook me a bowl of noodles to eat, let's deal with it at noon, and in the evening, my classmates in Nanjing asked us to eat. ”

I studied in Nanjing, and naturally there are more students in Nanjing and in Nanjing than in Beijing.

At dinner time, our family of three appeared in the hotel box, and at that time, other students also arrived with their families and children, which was very lively.

It's just that what I didn't expect was that among my classmates, there were also some family members with various professions and variety, and there were strange things every year, and the number was the most this year.