Chapter 65: I'm the Man Who Wants to Be the King of Underwear

Xiaolan is willing to help, which means that I have at least one business, I am busy thanking her, she asked me where the store is, I explained: "You don't need to go to the store, I am equivalent to online shopping, just make a phone call to order." ”

Xiao Lan raised her eyebrows slightly: "Really, how should buyers choose a style?"

Her words were really shocking, I was immediately stunned, completely stunned, yes, the underwear is not green pepper fried meat, not just say it, I don't even know the style to order a hair.

Zhen Nima wilted instantly, why didn't I think of this problem? Xiao Lan seemed to have a little smile on her lips: "Haven't you thought about it?"

I'm a little embarrassed, I'm still too optimistic and arrogant, what girl would call to order underwear that she doesn't know.

I frowned and pondered, Xiao Lan was also pondering, and then she said very calmly: "Print flyers, the kind that wants to be promoted by supermarkets at a big sale, extra-large flyers, print all the underwear styles in your store, and see if it can attract people." ”

That's definitely not right.,That feels like naked.,I guess girls will throw it away.,But it seems like there's only one way to try.。

I ran back to the underwear store, thinking about it as I ran, and it turned out that I saw a young couple on the street arguing, which was quite interesting. I took a closer look, both of them looked like high school students, and the man was begging: "We have been dating for more than a year, do it once, I will always love you." ”

The woman's shame was: "You just think about those things, right, pervert." The man laughed lewdly, and the child also agreed after laughing for a while, but the woman said that she could not get pregnant and that she should take contraceptive measures.

The man obviously didn't think about this, and was stupid directly, and the woman was angry: "You still want to me, do you love me or not, and you raise you when you are pregnant with a child?"

The man was even more stupid: "I love you, it's just that ...... What does a mean?"

The woman immediately dodged her gaze: "I mean....... It's not good for you to get dirty things into other people's bodies, you hate it, you always tease people!"

The man laughed like a fool again.

I blinked, what an enviable little couple. Then I thought about it, and I had a flash of inspiration, and I hurriedly ran to the underwear store.

I just went over and saw those beautiful girls with sad faces. I coughed and walked in, and they immediately chirped and bombarded me: "You can't do that method, others can only do that if you buy fast food, you can just say green pepper fried meat if you want green pepper fried meat, what do you say about underwear? ”

It's really exciting for them to bombard people, and Sisi is like grabbing me. I smiled coldly: "You're not too stupid, you can react in such a little time, not bad." ”

They looked at each other, Sisi frowned: "What do you mean, to run away from mistakes?" I looked at her disdainfully: "Run away from mistakes, I'm just to see how your IQ is, so as not to lose money." I came back to see how you guys are doing, and it didn't turn out too bad. ”

They were frightened by me, and I was relieved that my mother's pretense was useful. I strode to the counter, and I didn't pretend to be forced: "New plan, listen up, increase the area of the flyer, print as many underwear styles as possible, and don't change anything else." ”

They immediately sneered, saying that they had thought of it a long time ago, but that would not work, the girls were sensitive, they were shy to buy underwear, and it would be a death to print so big and send them out, and when the time came, they would ensure that the streets were full of leaflets and garbage.

I was still cold and disdainful: "I have thought of all the questions, your thinking is really backward, do you have to buy underwear for women? Flyers are only given to men, and men don't feel shy if they are smiling. ”

Sisi immediately shook his head: "It's impossible for a man to buy it, and he won't give underwear when he gives a gift." ”

I laughed: "We do charity, remember to write on the leaflet the dangers of bareback sex in a particularly eye-catching font, and by the way, tell them to buy a piece of underwear and get a condom, this is a good deed." ”

The girls were stunned, looked at each other and were speechless to refute. I said go and print leaflets, the most important thing is the kind reminder, to explain the harm of not wearing a condom in a simple and clear way, propaganda slogan...... Don't even wear a condom and dare to say that you love her?

Their faces were weird, and Sisi whispered: "It's not proper, after all, they are all students, so it's too explicit." ”

I laughed: "The current students are against the sky, okay, but for the sake of image, you should not send them to those students who go to school with small school bags on their backs, stay away from the school, and focus on those gangsters first." ”

They are all a little hesitant, I think it's good, those ignorant young people are on fire, I don't know how many school girls have abortions every year, and only one condom can avoid most of the tragedies, I am saving them, albeit roughly.

This matter was settled, and on the second day, Sisi got the flyer, which was really the same as the flyer sent by the supermarket at a big price reduction, which was full of good-looking underwear styles and prices, and the contact information and kind reminders were also printed.

I asked her how many condoms she bought? Sisi was a little bored: "I bought more than a dozen boxes, and it is estimated that I won't be able to give them out for a year." ”

It's hard to say, you have to give it a try. I let them go out to the streets, first took a tour of Changfeng Street, handed out a lot of leaflets, and then went to a distant place to distribute them.

At this time, the students should also be out of school, I went out for a walk and saw a lot of students walking here, I guess they want to go online, Sisi they caught someone and sent it, and they looked very hard.

I actually want to send it, too.,But my man's estimate will make them unhappy.,Sisi and a few of their beautiful girls go to the effect is different.,Send ten before someone loses one.,If I go to send it, it's estimated that they'll all throw it on the ground.,And scold me for being stupid.。

Later, after a long time of hard work, the leaflets were distributed, and Sisi and the others came back panting, and their faces were sweaty.

"Did anyone call to buy it?" Sisi asked me as soon as he came back, and I rolled my eyes: "It's not dark, where is it so fast, wait patiently." ”

They waited earnestly, and looked at the little appearance as if they were waiting for a rabbit. I waited carelessly, but when it got dark, no phone calls came.

I started to shake my legs, and several girls looked at me from time to time, and their eyes became more and more suspicious. My eggs hurt, but I came to order it personally.

Waiting, the sky is getting darker and darker, and finally the street lights are on, and the outside is full of the sound of gangsters and swearing.

Sisi said calmly: "It has no effect at all. "A few beautiful girls were about to criticize me in an instant, and I felt embarrassed, but then the phone rang suddenly.

I answered with a shake of my hand, and all the beautiful girls came around.

"Hey, hello, is it a youth underwear store?"

A timid male voice asked, and I steadied myself, "Yes, do you buy underwear?"

He seemed to be startled: "Man, isn't it a big sister?" I twitched, Sisi grabbed the phone, and smiled: "Hello little brother, what do you need?"

They chatted, and after chatting for a few minutes, Sisi also showed a heartfelt smile on his face: "He is waiting at the intersection of Changfeng Street, you send underwear over quickly, and condoms." ”

It's rare to have a business, I can't be lazy, Sisi also took underwear and contraceptives in the bag as required, I picked it up and ran.

After a while, I ran to the intersection of Changfeng Street, and sure enough, there was a young man pacing anxiously, and there was a little girl next to him with her head down and her face was red.

I went over and asked, and the young man nodded hurriedly, and I gave him the things, and he also stuffed the money into me, and then pulled the little girl and hurried away.

Such a small amount of money is really not light, I ran back in my pocket, and shouted before I entered the door: "There are customers again, by the bridge in Sizhong, you hurry up." ”

She packed all her things, and I had to run to deliver them again, sweating profusely.

As a result, I ran more than a dozen times in one night, and several beautiful girls also ran a few times, and they were so tired that they blushed.

After ten o'clock there was no business, and I was finally able to rest, and looked at the beautiful girls, who were all laughing.

I laughed, too, "What's going on? They immediately stopped laughing and cut off. Sisi pouted: "They just need condoms, and they are embarrassed to buy them, so they buy our underwear, it's not a way to go on like this, or let girls come here voluntarily to buy underwear." ”

I nodded, and sighed forcefully: "Hey, it seems that I, the king of Changfeng Street, can't be silent, I'm going to transform this street." ”

They almost smacked me, and Sisi laughed even more: "You are the king of Changfeng Street? ”

I was immediately curious: "Is Elijueluo really the king of Changfeng Street, or is it the king's woman?"

Sisi was reluctant to tell me this: "I don't know, anyway, adults are very powerful. ”

I don't want to think about it anymore, it's no good to know too much. I wiped my sweat and chuckled softly: "At least I have the right to be the king, I must earn money, and whoever is disobedient will be driven out of Changfeng Street." ”