Chapter 7: I Bought You
Early in the morning, Shen Feng came to the teahouse early to do odd jobs, Shen Feng sometimes went to the rice shop to do odd jobs, when the rice shop was not busy, he came to the teahouse to do odd jobs, but this time he became a storyteller in the teahouse.
I saw him pick a stool and put it on the wooden table, and then people sat on it, like Stephen Chow in Lu Ding Ji telling stories in a brothel, and he was surrounded by guests in the teahouse.
"You're talking about it."
"Tell me quickly, how did you fight to the death to save the eldest lady of the Tang family"
"Hurry up, we'll all wait to hear"
"Listeners, don't worry, wait for me to tell me" Shen Feng crossed Erlang's legs, opened a paper fan and began to talk.
Suddenly, Shen Feng withdrew his smile and said with a solemn face: "It is said that at that time, when I went to the grove outside the city alone, I saw that the thief wanted to poison Miss Tang of the Tang family."
As he was talking about the highlights, the surrounding guests were all brought in by the story he told, the teacup in his hand suddenly stopped in the air, and all looked nervously at the storyteller, waiting for his next step.
"I'm holding a seven-foot big knife, called the Qinglong Yanyue Knife! Face to face with that thief, like a big mountain, standing majestically, shouting, brute, Hugh is presumptuous!"
The eyes of the surrounding crowd shot a light of worship, which made Shen Feng feel proud in his heart.
"What's next, let's talk about it," the listener urged.
"Sister Hua, pour water!" Shen Feng turned his head and shouted, Cuihua is the daughter of the proprietress, and after getting acquainted, he called her Sister Hua.
"Nian has attracted so many guests, I will pour you a glass of water today. Cuihua glanced at him and said.
"Hehe, add to the fun" Shen Feng smiled and took the tea and drank it all, and then continued under the expectation of the audience and fans: "That thief has a blue face and fangs, holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, ordinary people will be afraid of three points when they see it, but I am not afraid, and shouted: Thief, dare to fight with me-"
Next, Shen Feng began to make up nonsense, and Leng is a simple story with twists and turns, which makes people forget to breathe, and forget to pee, which is more invested than looking at the spring palace map.
"--We fought for three hundred rounds, and he was finally defeated by me, and became a ghost under my sword, but my right arm was also cut off, and in the raging fire, I took Miss Tang out of Leifeng Tower, oh no, and took it out of the grove" Shen Feng used a few cups of tea to finish speaking, especially the fight scenes, which can be made into science fiction films, and the audience is still proud of it.
"Your arm is good," the guest asked.
Shen Feng groaned and said, "The prosthetic leg I just made." ”
"Later, what about you and Miss Tang," the other guest asked very much.
Shen Feng was about to speak, but he didn't know that there was already a red gauze girl standing behind him.
"Later, Miss Tang was impressed by my heroic image, and despite the reserve of her daughter's family, she took the initiative to ask for a hug, and she had to promise herself, I refused again and again, she forced her to die, and in the end I was still not guaranteed, hey~ I guessed this process, but I didn't guess this result, I didn't expect it" Shen Feng sighed helplessly, but his eyes were more yearning.
Some of the guests recognized the person standing behind him as Miss Tang and hurriedly gave him a look.
Shen Feng immediately understood, glanced at it slightly, and knew that it was Miss Tang who came just by looking at the clothes, and hurriedly laughed: "The above story is pure fiction, don't believe it, disperse, and continue to drink tea and chat." After speaking, when I looked back, I saw Miss Tang who was gritting her teeth and looking angry, and she was very puzzled how she knew that she was in the teahouse.
"Why are you here, it's really ghostly" Shen Feng didn't wait for Miss Tang to get mad, and took the lead in speaking: "It can't be that you miss me, you haven't seen me for a day, you just miss me like that"
Miss Tang's pretty face was slightly red, and she said angrily: "I miss you pig's head, how can I know that you are behind your back if I don't come-hmph-next time let me hear your nonsense, see if I don't tear your mouth." With that, he waved his pink fist and made a gesture to knock her.
"There is no next time, if there is a next time, I will praise you behind my back!" Shen Feng said urgently, and said in his heart, I'm not here to attract more listeners, you haven't played Weibo, and you can't understand my mood at all.
Miss Tang gave him a smile of 'count your acquaintance'.
The little girl is just a good coax, and she will be sent away in a few words, no wonder modern people like to go to school to find lovers, from any point of view, student lovers belong to high-quality lovers, stop thinking, Shen Feng turned to wonder: "Miss, do you know that I am in the teahouse?"
Miss Tang smiled proudly and snorted lightly: "It's not easy to find you, you don't have wings, I couldn't find you in the fishing village, I asked the old woman before, and she told me that you were working in a teahouse and a rice shop." ”
Shen Feng sighed, at this time, the proprietress of the teahouse took the tea, smiled and stepped forward and said: "The eldest lady of the Tang family rarely comes to the small shop, the small shop is very honored, the eldest lady looks really smart, come, drink some tea, the small shop only has this little thing." ”
The proprietress has been in business for a few years, and she is very good at thieves, and she knows what to say to whom, and it is good words and good tea, and she coaxes Miss Tang to be sweet in three or two clicks.
The proprietress smiled at him and said, "Shen Feng, you treat Miss Tang well, and you don't have to worry about other things." "After that, we went to entertain the other guests.
Khan, treat me as a third escort, but I have no opinion on accompanying a beautiful woman, Shen Feng simply moved a chair and sat opposite her, watching her drink hot tea, her face fluttering, and she was very good-looking.
Miss Tang couldn't help but glance at him a few times and said, "What do you see, haven't you seen others drinking tea?"
Shen Feng smiled and said: "I've seen others drink tea, but I've never seen a beautiful woman drink tea."
Miss Tang snorted, but did not refute his words, but instead asked, "How do you work in the teahouse?"
"If you don't work, can silver fall from the sky" She is a high lady, naturally she has not experienced the life of the people, Shen Feng smiled: "Besides, the teahouse is lively every day, every day I listen to some guests talk about some anecdotes, and there is money to earn, such beautiful things, of course I am willing to come." ”
"Tell me something, tell me about it, tell me about it-" Miss Tang's beautiful eyes lit up with joy, she hurriedly knocked on the table twice and asked, then blinked her smart beautiful eyes and said: "Well, it's better like this, Shen Feng, I bought you, you come to my house to do things, and tell me stories every day." ”
Want to pack 'Raise me!'
Fortunately, Shen Feng didn't drink tea, otherwise he would have squirted out in one gulp, this size really dares to think and dare to say, she is young now, she only knows how to tell stories, if she grows up in the future, I don't know if she will ask for a story.
After a burst of obscene thoughts, Shen Feng forcibly resisted the impulse in his heart and said: "Forget about storytelling, I'm not very good at it, if you really want to listen, spend money to find a few storytellers, and tell you nine chapters and eighteen times every day." ”
Miss Tang pouted, snorted and said, "Don't forget it, I'm not rare"
Seeing that she showed the posture of a little girl, she was clearly still an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl, easy to be happy and irritable, and innocent, Shen Feng couldn't help but ask curiously: "Miss, how old are you this year?"
"Eighteen," Ms. Tang added, "in a few months it will be nineteen"
Nineteen years old, no wonder she is still a little girl, Shen Feng smiled and said: "Still a little girl" If Shen Feng's age in his previous life is seven years older than the eldest lady, it is not an exaggeration to call her a little girl.
"Where am I small" Miss Tang snorted, she didn't like Shen Feng to call her that, and subconsciously straightened her chest, as if she was demonstrating.
Miss, Miss, I only said that you are young, but I didn't say that your development is small, I have studied your breasts silently and repeatedly, it is indeed not small, and there is still room for development, Shen Feng smiled and said: "Got it, got it"
The eldest lady was flustered by his laughter, only then did she realize Fang Cai's indecent behavior, she hurriedly weakened her body, and was shy, seeing that his eyes also turned away at this time, Fang Cai's heart was a little settled, but after Fang Cai she sat a little flustered.
"Is there anything wrong with the eldest lady looking for me today?" asked Shen Feng, relieving her some of her panic.
Hearing him ask, Miss Tang woke up and said: "Don't you say that I almost forgot, last time we caught the thief and had a reward for silver, last night the prefect Liu Zongli personally came to my house and sent me the reward silver, and praised me in front of my grandfather, half of you, Lord Liu asked me to transfer it to you, otherwise I have nothing to do with you today." ”
Speaking of last night, Miss Tang's face was filled with a smile of joy, she was extremely vulnerable to external interference at this age, and her anger hung on her face.
Hearing this, the happiest person was Shen Feng, the excitement in his heart was surging and surging, his whole body seemed to be hit by a heat wave, he hurriedly responded: "Yes, the eldest lady is looking for me, it must be Ruixue Zhaofeng Year, good things are coming, did you bring the silver two." ”
Seeing that he looked like a fan of money, Miss Tang couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Seeing that you are not ashamed, you look like you have never seen money, don't worry, you will not be missing, I will give it to you another day, but you have to accompany me to a place before." ”
Shen Feng patted his chest and swore and said: "Miss, you give me the silver first, with our current friendship, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I am duty-bound" said in his heart, when the silver is brought, I don't have time to accompany you, and I am thinking about how to make a fortune.
Miss Tang's suspicious eyes lingered on his face a few times, and she crossed her slender waist and said proudly: "Hmph, the more you say this, the more I don't believe it, and you still leave your deceptive words to others, so I won't fall for you." ”
How can this little girl become smarter and smarter, no matter if she goes with her, she will accompany her, it is nothing more than where to play, and she should give herself a holiday.