At five o'clock in the afternoon, Li Zhi's mobile phone rang.

It was very punctual!

"Hey!" Li Zhi lazily pulled a long voice, now it is not him begging for someone, but the landlord Miss Xu is begging him, and his position has completely changed.

"Go downstairs, I'll wait for you at the gate of the community!" Xu Jiao said indifferently.

"Now?" Li Zhi asked rhetorically.

"Questions?"

Li Zhi touched his nose, he was so strong, he didn't feel funny at all, it was unappetizing. He has a fart problem, lying on the sofa, just to rub a little more time and adjust the other party's temperament. A woman who is too strong will not be too liked by men.

"Yes, I'm going to the bathroom, tuba, can you wait a while? Why don't you drive the car in, or go upstairs and sit down!" Li Zhi lay there, opened his eyes and said nonsense, how to say that, you can't control shit and fart, right, tuba is very time-consuming.

"......" Xu Jiao sat in the car and frowned, although she had never seen the appearance of her tenant, but her subconscious had already felt that this was a little slippery head, playing with herself. However, at this time, there was no chance for her to change the 'general' on the spot. "When will it be over?"

"Half an hour?" Li Zhi asked tentatively.

Xu Jiao rolled her eyes directly, and said bluntly: "I can give you five minutes at most, and I'll wait for you downstairs in the apartment." ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for Li Zhi to answer, and hung up the phone directly.

Li Zhi took the mobile phone, sat up from the sofa, stretched his waist, and muttered to himself: "Is this right, you have to have a gesture of asking for someone, waiting for me at the gate, it's quite a long way, do you want Lao Tzu to go out?"

I changed my clothes and went downstairs, where a silver-white sports car was parked, the carport was open, and inside sat a fashionably dressed woman with sunglasses and long wavy hair, very feminine.

"Miss Xu, is it?" Li Zhi walked over and asked with a smile.

Li Zhi didn't deliberately dress up when he went out, ordinary casual clothes were no different from the students on the university campus at first glance.

Xu Jiao turned her head, looked at Li Zhi and frowned and asked, "You are the Li Zhi who just bought my house, that Mr. Li?"

"Why doesn't it look like it?" Li Zhi shrugged his shoulders, opened the car door with a smile and sat in, the two were on the phone, and it was impossible for the other party not to remember his voice.

Xu Jiao nodded and said, "It's really not like that, how old are you?"

"Thirty-eight!" Li Zhi grinned.

"Be serious, how old are you? Xu Jiao asked with a straight face. There is really such a kind of coercion on his body that people dare not refuse, which shows that he is in a high position and often gives orders to people.

But it has no effect on Li Zhi, she has a big temper, and she has momentum on her body, and she has a bird for Li Zhi, first, Li Zhi didn't take her money, so she doesn't have to rely on her to eat, and second, Li Zhi is not scared, she is fierce, and she doesn't want to be on her, can she pretend to be a grandson?

"Miss Xu, we don't seem to have a deep friendship to this extent, right? How old am I, to say something ugly, do I have a half-dime relationship with you? No, I don't want to mess with you, so there is no need to pretend to be a grandson in front of you, I spend money to buy a house, you beg me to do something, let's have such a relationship, please pay attention to your identity!" Li Zhi said with a hippie smile.

“……”

made Li Zhi choked, Xu Jiao didn't say anything, what was going on in her head, Li Zhi didn't know, she was wearing sunglasses, and Li Zhi couldn't see her eyes.

After looking at Li Zhi for a while, Xu Jiao started the car and said coldly: "I also hope you can do what you said!"

"Eat, drink, and talk less, isn't it just pretending to be a boyfriend, I'm actually very good at this!" Li Zhi shrugged with a smile.

Driving the car out of the community, Xu Jiao said: "The person I want to see this time, in addition to my parents, there is also a blind date, he is the president of a group, worth about one billion, a rare handsome man in Haicheng, thirty-two or thirteen years old." ”

"So powerful, then why don't you get along with him and try it, I think your age shouldn't be too young, right?" Li Zhi tilted his head and looked at Xu Jiao and asked suspiciously.

Xu Jiao said while driving with a straight face: "I don't want to find a boyfriend for the time being!"

Li Zhi touched his nose and muttered: "The boss is not small, and I don't want to find a boyfriend yet, so it is estimated that there are only two possibilities, the first possibility is that you have a man you like, but your family disagrees with this man, and the second possibility is that you don't like men, and your sexual orientation is somewhat different from ordinary people.

Of course, there may be a third possibility, such as frigidity or something, but I estimate that the second possibility is a little more likely, hey, it's not me saying you, this is a disease, there is a disease you can cure, in fact, men are more suitable for you than women, you see, men and men, women and women in the world can live happily together, after all, there are still a few, most people are still men and women, women and men are happier together!"

"Shut up!"

Xu Jiao scolded with a straight face, turned her head and glared at Li Zhi, and said angrily: "Why do you talk so much?"

"I'm also good for you!" Li Zhi shrugged his shoulders and muttered: "Yes, I am kind enough to treat me as a donkey's liver and lungs." ”

"I don't need your kindness, as long as you shut up, didn't you just say it, don't you talk less, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak. Xu Jiao reprimanded with a straight face and continued to drive her car.

"If you don't say it, don't say it, what's the murder, women are too domineering, men don't dare to ask for it, no wonder you haven't found a boyfriend yet!" Li Zhi finished speaking in a low voice, looked at the other party's murderous eyes, laughed dryly, and closed his mouth decisively.

He was not afraid that Xu Jiao would kill himself, but that he was afraid that he would be angry with the other party and not know which one was the accelerator and which was the brake, and when the time came, he would step on the accelerator as a brake, and it would be a tragedy.

It doesn't look bad, well, I can play ninety points, my figure, my thighs are not thick, my height should not be lower than 170, there is no fat on my waist, I should exercise regularly, and I can also give ninety points, temperament, I am a little indifferent, arrogant, and I don't know if it is the type of lady under the bed and XX on the bed, but this kind of temperament, Li Zhi doesn't like it, give her eighty points at most, and the skin is okay......

was idle and had nothing to do, and after scoring it, Li Zhi gave the landlord Ms. Xu a score of eighty-six points.

Not high, not low.

But it's not a stunning beauty or anything like that.

Of course, he must have some prejudice in it.

"Once you get to the place, you only need to do three things. Xu Jiao said.

"What three things?" asked Li Zhi indifferently.

"First, pretend to be my boyfriend!" Xu Jiao said with a straight face: "Not only to pretend, but also to pretend to be, at least not to let people look at it, you just didn't know where I pulled it from and pretended, that is, you can't show your stuff and make people doubt the relationship between us, understand?"

Li Zhi smiled bitterly and said: "The difficulty is quite high, but fortunately, I still have some confidence in my acting skills, and then what?"

"Second, don't lose face for me!" Xu Jiao turned her head to look at Li Zhi's eyes: "I don't want people to spread the word that I, Xu Jiao, have found a trash as a boyfriend!"

"Nima!" Li Zhi scolded directly in his heart, Lao Tzu is a good young man in the new era, how can he become garbage in your mouth?" "Am I so bad that I can't get on the stage?"

"Hmm!" Xu Jiao hummed softly.

Li Zhi was directly amused by her, and a trace of evil nature flashed in his eyes, Nima, since you want to play, then Lao Tzu will compensate you for playing, saying that I am garbage?

"You're belittling my personality like this, but I'm not angry, because I'll retaliate!" Li Zhixie said with a smile.

Xu Jiao frowned and said, "Don't mess around, I'm not talking about you, I'm just giving you a wake-up call." ”

"Let's talk about the third point directly!" Li Zhi ignored her, the words came out, you explain that there is a hairy use.

"Look at the way I look and act on my behalf!" Xu Jiao sighed, she was also out of line, if it weren't for pulling a man over from the street, she wouldn't necessarily be reliable with this man, she would definitely do that.

"Understood!" Li Zhi nodded.

Xu Jiao drove directly to a nearby shopping mall, spending tens of thousands of dollars to help Li Zhi change his outfit from head to toe. Li Zhi didn't refuse, he just 'did work', this dress should be equivalent to professional clothes, after all, he went to see a president worth more than a billion. Of course, this 'billion' has to be a question mark, whether it is really such a high value, Li Zhi doesn't know, this is what Xu Jiao said himself, he doesn't understand.

Blind date, who doesn't want to blow themselves tall and tall, it's Li Zhi, Li Zhi can also blow so hard!

"It's much more pleasing to the eye!" When Li Zhi finished changing his clothes, Xu Jiao looked him up and down and muttered.

Li Zhi shrugged his shoulders with a smile and said, "That's not it, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles, the price of this body is enough for my three months' salary, after tonight, I don't have to return the clothes to you, right?"

Xu Jiao said with a straight face: "It's okay, why don't you pay it back, I'm going to donate it to the Hope Project when I go back!"

After saying that, he put on his sunglasses and walked towards the outside of the mall.

Looking at her background, he stared at her buttocks with bad intentions, and muttered: "So mean, no wonder no man wants it, I want to change it to the person who went on a blind date today, Lao Tzu won't go at all, who can take a fancy to you!"

"If you say bad things about people behind your back, you will have a rotten tongue!" Xu Jiao's voice came from the front.

Li Zhi pursed his lips and chased him out quickly.

"Where are you going to eat?" Sitting in the passenger seat, Li Zhi chewed xylitol in his mouth and asked with a smile.

"Falling Star Tower eats seafood, oh, I guess you don't know what kind of place Falling Star Tower is, in short, it is a very high-end dining place, the price is very expensive, most people have to make an appointment to eat, this time you are lucky!" Xu Jiao said with a straight face.

“……”

Li Zhi almost didn't bite his tongue.

"When you meet my parents, try to say as many nice things as possible, and of course don't act too pretentious, because I have also found someone to pretend to be my boyfriend before, but most of them have been recognized later. Xu Jiao admonished again.

Li Zhi smiled bitterly and asked, "Since I have a criminal record, then you still let me come to the top cylinder, is it useful?"

Xu Jiao said indifferently: "My parents know, and the people who came on a blind date don't know, but when the time comes, my parents should look at you very unpleasantly, but they are also people with status, and they won't make things difficult for you, you can rest assured!"

"Why do you feel more dangerous the more you listen?" Li Zhi touched his nose and said.

Xu Jiao grinned and replied: "Otherwise, if you pretend to be a boyfriend, it will be worth a million or hundreds of thousands?"

Li Zhi ignored him, and went to the Falling Star Tower for dinner, so he had to say hello to Meng Ruping in advance, and it would be time to save it.

I took out my phone and sent a message out!