Chapter 47: Immortality

The Aegis talisman is only valid for fifteen minutes, after which it will be beaten back to its original form.

Li Yan didn't want to pretend to be a fool, so he immediately said: "Why are you stunned, don't you want to seek revenge on me, come and beat me!"

Dragged back to reality by Li Yan's voice, Liu Shengmao looked at him with a frightened expression, and said in a trembling voice: "Demon art, you must have used some kind of demon art!"

Looking at Liu Shengmao with pity, Li Yan smiled lightly: "I've been standing like this all the time, without any superfluous movements, but you can tell me what kind of magic I used." ”

His body was stunned, Liu Shengmao thought about it, from just now to now, Li Yan really didn't make any abnormal moves, but how to explain the situation in front of him?

"Hey, are you still going to fight? If you don't do it, I'll do it. Li Yan said with a smile while stretching his muscles.

Liu Shengmao was about to cry, how to fight this specially, a punch in someone's face, not even scratching, but breaking his bones, no matter how he fights, he will suffer.

Taking two steps back, Liu Shengmao showed a smile that was more ugly than crying and said: "Li Yan, we don't know each other if we don't fight, or this grievance will end here, I swear that I will never trouble you again in the future!"

"Why, do you want to admit it so quickly?" Li Yan snorted coldly and said: "If you say you will fight, you will fight, if you say you don't fight, you won't fight, where is there such a good thing in the world? Now I will give you two ways, either you will beat me, or I will beat you, choose one of the two!"

The corners of Liu Shengmao's mouth twitched a few times, is there any difference between these two roads? If you are beaten, you will be injured, and if you beat someone, you will also be injured, and it is not the same fate.

It is estimated that the Aegis talisman still has a five-minute time limit, Li Yan urged: "I'll count three times, if you don't do it, then it will be my turn." ”

"Don't don't, I'll fight, can't I fight?" Liu Shengmao gritted his teeth and clenched his fist on Li Yan's chest.

With the lessons of the two previous experiences, he didn't dare to exert all his strength, and only used six or seven points of strength, but his fist still hurt badly, like hammering on a steel plate!

"With so little strength, didn't you eat enough for breakfast?"

Li Yan slapped Liu Shengmao in the face, almost knocking him to the ground, and soon a red slap mark appeared on his right cheek, which was slightly swollen.

Don't look at Li Yan's stature, he is not strong, but he has helped his grandparents do farm work since he was a child, and his hand strength is greater than that of ordinary people, even if he does not have the blessing of Hercules, he can make people dizzy.

"Give me a hard beating, if anyone dares not to do it, this is the end!" Li Yan pointed at Liu Shengmao and said, killing chickens and monkeys with him.

A few bastards were in place, their expressions cowering, and no one dared to support their boss.

More than ten minutes ago, these guys were like beating chicken blood one by one, seeing Li Yan was like seeing a lamb to be slaughtered, but now the lamb turned around gorgeously and turned into a man-eating beast, and they all wilted.

"Look at you bears who bully the soft and are afraid of the hard, and you are embarrassed to come out and mix!"

Li Yan will not be merciful to them, one person will be slapped in the face, and all of them will have hot faces.

However, under the strong deterrence, no one stood up to resist, the roles were reversed instantly, and they became lambs who were beaten and scolded!

The middle-aged man and the old gardener who watched the battle silently couldn't cry or laugh, but had some sympathy for this group of gangsters, who not only kicked on the iron plate, but also kicked on the iron plate with nails.

Pretending to be forced is enough, the fifteen-minute statute of limitations is about to pass, Li Yan glanced at Liu Shengmao, who was still in a sluggish state, gave him a king's contempt, and said with a sneer: "You just need to remember, my name is Li Yan, I have a hundred ways to make you unable to live, if you feel that you have the strength to play with me, Li Yan doesn't mind accompanying you to the end." ”

A set of extremely domineering Liangchen quotations was thrown out, and Li Yan strode away, unspeakably comfortable in his heart.

Looking at Li Yan's fading back, the middle-aged man hesitated and asked, "Shall we continue to follow the past?"

"Forget it. The old gardener shook his head and said, "In case the young master finds out and misunderstands that we have bad intentions, it will be troublesome." ”

The middle-aged man also agreed, Li Yan's ability to resist blows can be called perverted, and there are probably only a few people who can hurt him, and there is really no need to protect him at all times.

Entering the live broadcast room, Li Yan first came to a relatively hilarious song to bring up the atmosphere.

It didn't take long for the usual fans to bubble up and reward a wave of small gifts, including Meng Po.

Thinking of the healing liquid that failed in the experiment, Li Yan hurriedly said: "Granny Meng, last time I boiled the healing liquid according to the method you taught, although it was made into a finished product, the effect was greatly reduced. ”

Meng Po: "It should be the problem of the other side of the flower, the yin energy contained in the other side of the world is far less than that of the other side of the underworld, and the effect is normal." ”

After rolling his eyes twice, Li Yan said with a smile: "Please also ask Granny Meng to help me get a few flowers on the other side of Huangquan Road, and Xiaoshuai will be grateful." ”

Meng Po: "Thank you again, anyway, the old woman is bored, so it doesn't hurt to help you pick a few plants." ”

After a while, the red envelope sent by Meng Po popped up on the screen, and when it was opened, it was ten flowers from the other side, which was enough to make two healing liquids.

Although Meng Po did not ask for payment, she still had to give what should be given, Li Yan knew the truth of being a human being, and sent her two packs of chocolate pie and a bottle of 1.25 liters of Coke.

After performing a few shows, Judge Cui came out and said, "Anchor, this judge has run a lot of errands for your file, and I am fortunate not to be dishonored." ”

Saying that the matter was done, Li Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed: "Thank you, Judge, Xiaoshuai is trying to send you this month's offerings." ”

Judge Cui was the highest status and power among the prefectural officials with whom Li Yan dealt with, and he also sent the most offerings, packed three large cardboard boxes.

Sending the offerings to the underworld with a teleportation talisman, Li Yan suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "May I ask Lord Judge, I don't know how many years the little handsome Yangshou has lived?"

Judge Cui: "The Yangshou column is empty for the time being, because this judge has flipped through the entire book of life and death, and has not found any records related to your past and present lives, and I don't know whether you were evil or good in your previous life, so I don't dare to fill in the Yangshou column." ”

It is said that the debts owed in the previous life are repaid in this life, if the previous life is wrong, the life span in this life is short, if the previous life is a good person, this life will be long, but there is no record of the previous life, and Judge Cui cannot decide a person's yang life without authorization.

Li Yan wants to cry without tears, and he is so busy just to live a few more years, but in the end, his life span is still unknown.

His experience is still more sympathetic, Zheng Banqiao asked: "Lord Judge, the book of life and death can be traced back to the ninety-ninth generation, why is there no record of Xiaoshuai anchor, is there something wrong?"

Judge Cui: "This official thinks about it, there is only one possibility, when Liu Shenxiang tore up part of the life and death books in order to save his father, he tore up part of the life and death books, trying to save the villagers of Liujia Village from the troubles of birth, old age, sickness and death, and then the turmoil subsided, and the Emperor Xudu made a move to repair the life and death books, and re-registered the people in Liujia Village, but a few files that were not people from Liujia Village were also torn up by Liu Agarwood, and finally had to be stopped. ”

After reading Judge Cui's explanation, Li Yan was dumbfounded, he actually became a black household because of Agarwood to save his father, and he was really shot while lying down!

"Your Excellency, it's not my fault that the file was destroyed, my Yangshou column can't be left empty all the time, even if I give an average life expectancy!" Li Yanyang begged.

He once looked at the statistics of the World Health Organization one year, and the average life expectancy of Chinese men is 74 years old, which is not low.

Urging Judge: "Actually, the undecided longevity is not necessarily a bad thing. ”

Li Yan's heart moved, and he asked, "How do you say this?"

Urging Judge: "Because there is no record of your past life in the book of life and death, no matter whether your previous life was good or evil, it has nothing to do with this life, as long as you accumulate good and virtuous from now on, you will have more merits, and your life will naturally be extended." ”

"Accumulating goodness and accumulating virtue, isn't that just doing more good deeds?"

Touching his chin, Li Yan felt that this was not bad.

If you do good deeds, you can live a long life, didn't he just save Guo Tianhao's life yesterday, the so-called saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and there must be a lot of merit.

After thinking about it, he said, "Your Excellency, doing good deeds can prolong life, but there will always be an upper limit, right?"

Judge Cui: "This is the benefit of the vacant Yangshou column, as long as you continue to do good deeds, the underworld will increase Yangshou one by one according to your performance, and there will be no upper limit, for example, if you save that Guo Tianhao, Yangshou will increase by one year." ”

Staring at the mobile phone screen, Li Yan's body trembled violently, there is no upper limit to Yangshou, can't he live forever?!