Body 0548 The Spring Festival is worth a thousand pounds
"Hahaha......"
A series of laughter woke Xia Buer up, he pulled away Gu Li's long legs on his chest, and found that it was already more than two o'clock in the afternoon, so he got out of bed and disarmed the simple alarm on the door, and when he opened the door, he saw a group of beautiful swimsuit girls playing in the pond, showing their beautiful bodies unscrupulously.
"Wow......!
The slingshot boy also walked out with a slingshot, and squatted at the door of the wooden house with him to look at the beautiful women in the water, unpolluted ponds are rare, although the turquoise water is not very clean, but it does not prevent the girls from lying on the inflatable mattresses to play in the water, and the pond the size of half a football field is enough for them to toss.
"Are you ready to stay here......"
Xia Buer threw a cigarette to the slingshot boy, and after the slingshot boy skillfully lit it, he smiled and said: "Definitely, I'm not a big deal, as long as I can find a beautiful daughter-in-law, let me live in a kennel, I'm afraid that they won't look down on me as a hillbilly, but everyone is a star from a big city, and they don't dare to ask for extravagance!"
"Hey, hillbilly, give us this dog......"
Before the words of the slingshot boy fell, a few men and women came, each wearing fashionable brand-name sunglasses, and even the swimsuit swim trunks had the Gucci or LV logo, Xia Buer was stunned for a moment before he realized that he was talking about himself, but he was now unkempt, and his T-shirt and jeans were all covered with yellow mud, and he did look like a leopard in the countryside.
"I'm sorry! This dog doesn't give away, it's my rhubarb's daughter-in-law......"
Xia Buer looked back at the little golden retriever by the door, several girls immediately ran over and hugged it, and a sturdy young man said impatiently: "It's not for you to give it away for nothing, we will exchange it with you with something of equal value, and besides, you have to pay for the house if you live in us!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't pay for the house......"
Xia Buer got up and took out his backpack from the house, and directly took out a few diamond necklaces, several girls immediately looked at him in surprise, but Xia Buer took out a few more things and said: "I still have condoms and sanitary napkins here, and there are two bottles of Dior's perfume, you can choose whether you want materials or jewelry!"
"Wow, did you pick these up from the road, are they easy to pick up......"
Several girls came up to probe their brains, and immediately lost interest in the little golden retriever, but the handsome guy shouted with some shame: "What about you who ask for food, these rotten things you pick up are worth a few dollars, if you want to live here, you must pay twice as much food, otherwise get out of here!"
"Handsome guy, you're deliberately finding fault when you say that......"
Xia Buer pulled up his backpack and cooled his face, and Gu Li also walked out of the house in a huff, but a girl took off her sunglasses and said: "Little brother, I really didn't mean to trouble you, Mr. Qin, they have already finished the meeting, let all of you newcomers go to the hotel to meet him, you want to stay on the condition!"
"Okay! my dog won't give ...... anyway"
Xia Buer dragged the little golden retriever from the other party's hand, and walked directly to the hotel with Gu Li and the slingshot boy, the handsome guy was still scolding and scolding in the back that he didn't know the current affairs, and the slingshot boy said depressedly: "These people are really good at bullying, they don't have the consciousness of helping each other in the same boat at all, what's wrong with our countrymen, and they didn't dig their ancestral graves!"
The three of them quickly walked into the hotel with Rhubarb, and saw the thirteen and them coming down from the upper floor, the four of them were not only looking new from head to toe, but the thirteen and his little brother were also holding a big cigar, but they didn't dare to pretend to be forced in front of Xia Buer, nodded and walked up and led them into a small bar.
"Wow! that's what the bar is......"
The slingshot boy looked around with curiosity, the lights in the small bar were still bright, a bewitching beauty was singing lyrical songs on the stage, and professional bartenders were busy in the bar, and a big table was built in the middle, Qin Tiannan and others sat in a circle around the table.
"Haha~ Lao Tian, have a good rest, hurry up and sit ......"
Qin Tiannan sat on the chair and beckoned his hand, several guys immediately moved the chair for them to sit down, Xia Buer happened to sit face to face with Tang Yu, Tang Yu had obviously taken a bath, not only changed into a brand new fashion, but also put on quite exquisite makeup, and the whole person's appearance instantly rose to the top level.
"Teacher Tang, you are so beautiful today......
Xia Buer took out a cigarette and lit one by himself, his eyes looked at Tang Yu unscrupulously, Tang Yu was dressed so beautifully and wore a low-cut dress, it was already obvious whether to go or stay, but Tang Yu stammered a little weakly: "This ...... It's the same clothes I used to leave here, and it fits better!"
Nie Na, who was not far away, immediately hugged Gao Yuan, and said with a strange smile: "Teacher Tang, don't be modest, you used to be famous, and the man who pursued you could circle the earth, I remember that Secretary Liu of the Municipal Party Committee is your guest, and the child you lost should be his!"
"You fart ......"
Tang Yu raised his head suddenly and glared at her angrily, Gao Yuan hurriedly blocked between the two of them to prevent them from turning their faces, and Qin Tiannan also waved his hand to ask Nie Na to quickly pour the wine, Nie Na stood up triumphantly, and You picked up the wine decanter and poured red wine for a few people one by one, but when it was Xia Buer's turn, she asked, "Little brother, do you want to add some Sprite?"
"Add me a little bit too, this thing is too bad......"
Xia Buer just nodded, and the slingshot boy also pushed the red wine glass out with a bitter face, and most of the people at the table immediately leaned back and closed with laughter, and Nie Na even mocked: "Sure enough, what kind of teacher has what kind of student, Tang Yu also liked red wine and sprite back then, which really ruined the hard work of foreign winemakers for more than a hundred years!"
"Didn't you pay for the red wine, it couldn't have been robbed, right......?"
Xia Buer glared quite exaggeratedly and said: "Aren't people making red wine just to sell it for money, giving money is the biggest praise for them, drinking red wine is like eating dumplings, you don't care if I dip in vinegar or not, things are eaten in my stomach, so I really don't understand, do you drink red wine for enjoyment, or pretending to be forced?"
"Well said! Add Sprite ...... to me."
Tang Yu immediately beckoned to the bartender, Xia Buer shook his head again and said: "Someone once told me that you must add ice hockey to drink whiskey, and adding ice cubes will affect the taste, and then I went to ask the bartender, but people said that adding ice hockey is just to sell it more expensive, and the taste is all made by those petty bourgeoisie who love to pretend!"
"You ......"
Nie Na pointed at Xia Bu'er with a face full of shame, and even the hair on her head stood up, but Qin Tiannan waved her hand and smiled: "What the little brother said makes sense, in fact, it is just like an antique, it is worth a lot in the eyes of those who like it, and those who don't like it are worthless, but I didn't call you here just to drink and chat!"
"I want to hear ...... detail"
Xia Buer picked up his cigarette and leaned back into his chair, Qin Tiannan looked at the thirteen and said: "Lao Tian is a senior adventurer, we are going to let him take the lead in setting up a material search team, the starting lineup will be decided by everyone by drawing lots, but you newcomers must go, of course! There is no need for the girls to go out!"
"I'm afraid Mr. Qin has misunderstood, we don't plan to stay here......"
Xia Buer directly hugged Gu Li and said with a smile: "I owe Teacher Tang a great favor, so I will take the risk to send her over, now that she is safe, we should go back, there are friends waiting for us in the Wolf Tooth Cave, we will leave early tomorrow morning, and I will not lose a cent of the room money!"
"Forget about the house money, just make a friend......"
Qin Tiannan waved his hand indifferently, not taking him seriously, and the slingshot boy blinked and said: "I am willing to stay, but I have one condition, you have to arrange a daughter-in-law for me, I can give three times the material exchange, if my daughter-in-law is 100 catties, I will get you 300 catties of grain back!"
"Hahaha......"
Everyone raised their heads and laughed, and Nie Na said even more disdainfully: "You think this is a white meat market, you want to buy a woman to go home with three hundred catties of grain, it's really beautiful to you, don't even think about it without three thousand catties!"
"Okay! deal, 3,000 is 3,000......"
The slingshot boy immediately slapped the table and jumped up, rubbing his hands and constantly looking at the girls, making everyone look at him dumbfounded, but the thirteenth man smiled bitterly and said: "Big star! Three thousand catties is only one and a half tons, and a pickup truck will be pulled back, and he will go out for a walk!"
"This ...... Is it that easy......"
Nie Na opened her mouth in disbelief, except for factories and factories in their vicinity, they didn't dare to leave this area too far, naturally they didn't know anything about this kind of thing, but Qin Tiannan smiled and said, "Since you are so confident, we can't go back on our word, Xiao Na!
"Single?oh......"
Nie Na was stunned for a moment before she went out, and after a while, she brought more than a dozen girls in, naturally they were the ugliest ones here, and the slingshot boy couldn't bear to look directly and said: "I am not looking for a servant to marry a daughter-in-law, forget it! I want this, I will pay 5,000 catties!"
A fair-skinned and beautiful little star instantly changed his face, and hurriedly jumped up and shouted loudly: "What 5,000 catties, you don't do it for 50,000 catties, you still want to eat swan meat with rotten pimples, and you don't pee to take care of yourself!"
"Lao Tzu agreed......"
Qin Tiannan suddenly slapped the table heavily, pointed at her and said: "You rely on yourself to be beautiful, you are lazy to eat all day long, do you know what situation we are in now, even the paper to wipe your butt has been used up, and you don't even have medicine for colds and coughs, so you can't pick and choose here!"
"I ...... I can't go farming, I don't want to marry a hillbilly......"
The little star hung his head and squeezed to Gao Yuan's side, anxiously pulling his clothes, but Gao Yuan pushed her away and scolded: "What are you pulling me for, our supplies are almost exhausted, if you don't go out, everyone has to be primitives, if you have the courage, go out with them to get supplies, otherwise you will marry me obediently!"
"Why don't you let Nie Na marry him, you will bully me, I let you sleep for nothing......"
The little star immediately pulled his clothes and cried and shouted, Gao Yuan immediately knocked her to the ground in shame, and Qin Tiannan also said coldly: "Wu Zining, don't be embarrassed, if you still want to stay here, you'd better be obedient, otherwise don't blame us for turning our faces and not recognizing people!"
"Woo~"
Wu Zining sat paralyzed on the ground and cried, but no one went up to help her speak, but Qin Tiannan smiled again: "Xiao Wang, as long as you can prove that you have real skills, I will try my best to meet all your requirements, but this time we don't want food, as long as daily necessities and medicines, can you do it?"
"No problem, but I want to make a separate appointment with Zi Ning first to enhance our relationship with each other......
The slingshot boy pointed at Wu Zining with a twist, Wu Zining immediately lay on the ground and cried and rolled bitterly, Qin Tiannan agreed without hesitation, but Xia Buer sneered at Gu Li: "A group of sheep is mixed with jackals, and the sheep still want to eat meat with the wolves, it's a joke!"