I used to have Jiang Xi's mother, and I never paid much attention to Jiang Xi's work and rest time, she got up when she loved to get up, and when she loved to write, she wrote when she wanted, and overall, I didn't feel too abnormal.

Jiang Xi's mother was gone, and I realized that her routine used to be like this: get it until 11 or 2 o'clock at night, sleep until 11 or 2 o'clock at noon during the day, wake up sleepy after waking up, eat after waking up, eat after eating, take a nap in the afternoon after eating, wake up sleepy in the afternoon, wake up sleepy, and lie in bed enough, before starting to write.

This habit has always been very regular, but, according to this law, it used to work, but now it doesn't.

It was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon when she started to write the manuscript, and she had just finished writing one or two thousand words, and it was time to pick up the river things.

I still have to work overtime most of the time, so the responsibility of picking up the children falls on Jiang Xi's shoulders, and after the children come back from the kindergarten, they have to run around and play crazy, and they don't want to go home until they eat and sleep at night, and the time to take the children for these two hours is not easy.

Children will have all kinds of troubles, thirsty, hungry, cold, hot, worried that she will knock, touch, and even worry that she will not see it at a glance and lose it, anyway, when taking the child, the spirit is tense.

Therefore, Jiang Xi's real writing time can only be put into eight or nine o'clock in the evening, after Jiang Xixi falls asleep.

In the past, she used to get it until eleven or two o'clock at night, but now she had to stare at a pair of hard eyelids, and she longed to get a toothpick to support it, and get it until two or three o'clock at night.

Relying on his youth, Jiang Xi doesn't take it seriously, but after a long time, I feel very bad.

My wife is still the wife who fights the street, and she works hard every day to work hard, but the former wife will take care of the home, and when I come back, there will be a steaming meal, and when I sleep at night in winter, I will warm up the quilt, and I am in a good mood, and I can ask for some benefits at any time.

Now, I come back and heat the food myself, and sometimes I don't make it, so I order takeout, or I come back and cook some noodles and eat them casually.

At night, Jiang Dong was in the small bed, I was in the big bed, she was in the other room, and I didn't know if she was writing hard there, or if she was constipated and writing, anyway, it was until two or three o'clock in the morning.

Half a month later, if it weren't for Jiang Shi, I would have wondered if I had unconsciously returned to the days before liberation and resumed the days of being a single dog? Of course, there was an extra puppy that needed to be taken care of by me.

One night, I couldn't take it anymore and went to her to talk.

"Wife, your routine is not right, can you adjust it, Jiang is not at home during the day, you write well, and rest with us at night." ”

Jiang Xi said, "Husband, you don't know, the outside environment is not quiet during the day, my brain is groggy, there is no inspiration and passion to write, only in the dead of night at night, will inspiration explode, chicken blood gushing, create a soul." ”

I said, "If you have a soul and no soul, isn't it just a few readers who read it? ”

Jiang Xi was immediately unhappy, "How can you say that, even if there is a reader reading it, I will do my best to write it responsibly for that reader." ”

I said with a cold face, "You are responsible for those readers, but what about me and the child? ”

Jiang Xi said confidently, "I take good care of the child, I am responsible for it during the week, and it doesn't matter to you, you are responsible for the weekend, I can write the manuscript with peace of mind, write more, I can be more relaxed during the week." ”

"So, what about me? What about my sweetie? What about my welfare?" I was really unhappy, sleepy and tired, and I had to worry about this kind of thing with her here.

Jiang Xi laughed "poof!", and said in a particularly ambiguous tone, "Oh, look at your monkey anxious look, when I am on fire, welfare will take care of you!"

Me, "......".

I took a deep breath, "I just want to ask, can I still have benefits in this life?"

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xi immediately turned his face, faster than turning a book, "What do you mean? It means that I can't be popular in my life, right? Jiangdong, you look down on me, right? Jiangdong, you have changed, do you know how sad I am when you say this?"

She said that her eyes turned red when she said it, and I felt a little guilty in my heart, but I felt that I was not wrong.

I argued, "Isn't it good for you too, you should take a break, you should work, you should use the time to enjoy benefits, and then you should use it to enjoy benefits, so that it is good for family happiness and physical and mental health, isn't it?"

Jiang Xi looked at her computer, so impatient with me that she didn't even look at it, and said unhappily, "What other benefits do you want, with my state of not being able to fire all my life, there will be no more benefits in this life." ”

I, "......", was obviously angry, but I was also a little angry.

"Wife, do you know that if you treat me like this, I will be sad, you don't want it

Think I won't be sad if I'm good-tempered?"

"Oh, it's annoying, I'm going to write a manuscript, don't bother me, go to the house

Sleep your sleep and go. ”

"It's so unreasonable for you to care so little about my feelings and your own body

Come to your senses, no, you have to go to bed with me, and I'll write the manuscript tomorrow morning!"

I was so angry that I unplugged her laptop power cord.

I forgot for a moment that her laptop was second-hand from the second-hand market in Zhongguancun

The battery is wasted, so as soon as the power is pulled, the screen "swipes" the ground, and it goes black immediately.

At that moment, I saw that Jiang Xi's fingers were still in the air of typing, eyes

stared straight at the blackened screen, and his mouth opened as if he had a big jujube in his mouth.

The next second, when she reacted that I had unplugged her, she looked at me from the eyes

Sluggishness turns into hatred!

"Ah!" she screamed, and said furiously, "I didn't save it! more than two thousand."

The soul work that erupted from the word inspiration has been lost by you!"

She gasped in anger, stood up, and looked around trying to find a guy to beat me, yes, I was not mistaken, she just wanted to beat me.

At first, her eyes focused on her laptop with a black screen, and after reaching out and grabbing it, she put it down again, muttering, "You don't deserve my notebook." ”

Then, she saw an enamel vase on the table, and she reached for it......

I took two small steps back with a shaky leg, and if that vase hit me on the head, I guess my brain would bloom.

After I was shocked for a moment, I immediately felt that she couldn't beat me with that, how could she be reluctant......

Sure enough, she took her hand back again, grabbed her mobile phone and was about to smash it at me, but she glanced at the mobile phone in her hand again, this time she probably felt sorry for the mobile phone, so she still didn't smash it......

In the end, she finally saw the right thing, grabbed the takeaway plastic box she ate at noon, smashed it directly on me, and then glared at me angrily and roared, "Do you know, I have to write two thousand words for another two hours, today I was already Kavin, and finally got inspiration and wrote a satisfactory plot, which was completely ruined by your operation, and I lost my original taste when I wrote it again according to the previous idea, do you understand?

Seeing that she was so angry, and I knew that I seemed to be a little troublesome, I looked soft, my eyes were a little red, and I beeped quietly, "You have never scolded me for being a slut before?"

She immediately fought back with anger, "If you don't let me write well, it's all sluts!"

Me, "......".

To be honest, I just don't like to quarrel with her, but I'm also a little angry in my heart, and the mud is still three points dirty, so I said, "Okay, I don't care about you, you just wait for sudden death, and when you die, I will find a new woman, live in your house, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!"

I turned around and left, but she ignored me and silently went to plug in the power cord of the laptop, seeing that it meant to fight again.

I lay down on the bed in the other room with a stomach in my stomach, I wanted to sleep, no matter her, I still have to go to work tomorrow, and I am exhausted at the end of the day.

As a result, I couldn't sleep, and I couldn't control the kind of thinking about her in my heart!

After about half an hour, I still got up and secretly went to see her, I saw through the crack in the door that she was concentrating on the codeword, but her face was not very good-looking, and there were tears in the corners of her eyes.

She actually cried! Oh, what did I do? I made my wife cry.

I pushed the door in, and she subconsciously glanced at me, then continued to pretend to focus on the codeword when I was air.

I walked up to her and hugged her from behind, and she struggled to push me away, and I immediately whispered in her ear, "Wife, I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”

I saw that her eyes turned red instantly, and she wanted to push me away again, but the difference in strength between men and women doomed me to be the main controller, and she couldn't resist me, and her tears came out.

My heart softened all of a sudden, and I didn't dare to speak too loudly, "Wife, wife, I really know it's wrong, don't be angry, I'm angry with your body, I'm distressed!"

Jiang Xi finally spoke, his tone was hard, "Then you say, what is wrong with you?"

I thought for a moment and said, "I shouldn't have stopped you from writing, I shouldn't have unplugged your power cord and made it harder for you." ”

"Fuck off!" Jiang Xi suddenly broke free of my arm, turned to look at me and said, "I'm not angry at all because of these things. ”

It's not because of that? What else could it be? Am I doing something heinous?

She then explained to me, and she said with tears in her eyes, "I know that you care about me for what you do, but what I can't accept is ...... How can you say that I will never be popular in my life? I have always had a belief in my heart that even if I can be popular at the age of 70, I will persevere, but you now tell me that I will not be popular in my life, and I think that I will never like a well-written work, so you say that I am still like a stupid fork every day, doing housework and taking care of children, and insisting on writing and writing, what am I doing?"

Listening to her words, I had some deep thoughts and touches in my heart.

She then said excitedly, "Jiangdong, you can't hit me like this, I know? I have only this ideal in my life, and this ideal, after so many years, has not received substantial support, all relying on the strong spirit in my heart to support, how weak this support is, how tired, only I know, you are good, my favorite husband, not to mention encouraging me, giving me strength, and specifically shooting at my spiritual pillar, do you have to crush my spiritual world?"

She's like this, if I don't understand her, then I'm really not worthy of being her husband, I quickly said with a guilty face, "I'm sorry wife, this time I really know it's wrong, and I won't say anything to hit you again, you forgive me this time." ”

"Woo......" Jiang Xi cried in my arms.

I patted her on the back, while giving her comfort, while continuing to coax her, "I'm really sorry wife, I understand what you mean, a person, if there is no ideal, then what is the difference between it and a salted fish? No matter how difficult the road ahead is, when the ideal can be persevered, it should still be adhered to, and don't regret it until you can't hold on." I really understand you, people with ideals are worthy of respect! Wife, I won't say anything to hit you again in the future!"

I said this for a long time, and she finally took a deep breath, as if she was deflated.

I also breathed a sigh of relief, Emma, why did I commit such a stupid thing to touch her taboo, writing, it is the obsession she cares about most in her life except for her family, I think after this time, I will definitely be able to learn to behave.

"Wife, I will support you, even if you pounce on ......" for the rest of your life, I will support you, I was going to say this, how touching this sentence was, but now I dare to say it, I immediately changed my words and said, "You will definitely be on fire, you work so hard, it is gold that will shine sooner or later." ”

cough! Racking her brains and searching her stomach, I just found these words, hoping that this time the sycophants can make up for the merits, so that she will forget the damage caused to her by my blow.

Jiang Xi wiped his tears, his mood was much better, and he really ate sycophants.

She whispered, "I hope you're telling the truth." ”

"Really, that's definitely truer than the truth. ”

"Okay, I'm fine, you go to sleep, don't you have to go to work tomorrow? I'll write another 2,000 words and go to sleep."

"Wife, it's late, I really feel sorry for you, why don't you ask your readers for a day off today. ”

Jiang Xi said, "No, I promised the readers today to add more, and if I don't add more, the readers will be very disappointed, and they will have a feeling of empty joy, and they will think that I have deceived them, and thus lose trust in me." ”

"Okay!" she said, I really couldn't do anything about it, and I couldn't tell her that the reader was a piece of, and she might kill me overnight.

I went back to my room and went to sleep, very sleepy, but still because she didn't come back, I didn't sleep well.

It wasn't until she came to bed around four a.m. that I scooped her into my arms in a daze, hugged her tightly, and then fell into a deep sleep.

In the days that followed, I never dared to touch her taboo again, as long as I inadvertently mentioned what she wrote, I would definitely say, "Ah, your book is better than the previous one, and it will definitely be popular!"

Anyway, whether it is hot or not, when she hears me like this, she will immediately laugh like a budding flower and say, "If you are so good at talking, there will be benefits at night!"

Me, "......".

After once, twice, three times, I began to wonder if she was trying to cheat on welfare, right?

Summary of life perception: The identity of sycophants must be carried out throughout! Otherwise, there will be a problem.

Regarding this insight, Zhou Qiang now also has the right to speak.

He called me after work that day.

"Hey, Zhou Qiang, the wedding day is very sweet. ”

Zhou Qiang's voice was indescribable, there must be sweetness, and there is also ...... It's hard to put into words.

He smiled and said, "Oh, don't mention it, it's so sweet, at the beginning, for me, a hungry man who has been hungry for several years, it was like falling into a honey pot, falling into the full banquet of the Manchu and Han people, big fish and big meat tubes are enough to eat, I used to sing every night in KTV, and now I sing every night in the bed of my little wife." ”

I smiled and said, "You can take it easy, after all, you are not a young greasy uncle." ”

Zhou Qiang's voice suddenly became unbearable, "Oh, you said, my little wife, not as silly and sweet as she seems on the surface, at first she dressed herself up like a little fairy every night, waiting in bed for me to get off work at ten o'clock, I felt that I was a big bad wolf, she was a little white rabbit to be slaughtered, that guy, the little white rabbit in the bed smiled, stretched and stretched, all made the wolf nature I feel irresistible to this temptation......."

"Haha, that's good, aren't the newlyweds all passionate?"

As a result, he interrupted me and said, "You listen to me first, and after this state lasts for half a month, I will find out that I have misunderstood something......."

"What?" Since he was in suspense, I would cooperate with him.

Zhou Qiang said, "I later found out that she is not the rabbit, she is the one who waits for the rabbit in bed every day, no matter how late my rabbit gets off work, she dresses herself up beautifully, fragrant and waiting for me, you say that as a man, the masculine blood can't be lost, and we can't let our wife down, right, but specially, the cowhide of this thing is not just blowing, so ...... In less than a month, she may have realized something, and came back with a large box of Jingui Kidney Qi Pills wholesale for me, staring at me every day to eat. ”

"Poof!hahaha! Are you trying to laugh at me? Is it that serious?"

"Lying to you is a puppy, I finally understand the meaning of the phrase 'good female waste'. ”

"And how are you doing now?" I asked casually.

He immediately exclaimed, "I'm in good hands now, I'm on vacation." ”

"What do you mean?"

He was even more proud, "My wife is her...... I'm pregnant!"

"Oh! that's something to be happy about, haha!"

He also smiled, "Yes, my parents are almost crazy with joy, in addition to the joy of your son, I can also take a vacation, right, I eat too much fish and meat, and I have indigestion, but there is another thing that makes me very distressed recently." ”

I asked, "What's the matter?"

"My wife has been pregnant since she let me go in some ways, but she has changed her method of torturing me. ”

"How did you torture you?"

"In the middle of the night, she often asks me. ”

"Aren't you pregnant?

"A demand exclusive to pregnant women, didn't your sister Jiang Xi ask you anything when she was pregnant?"

"No?" I can't remember what special requests she made.

"My wife often tells me at 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning in the middle of the night that she suddenly wants to eat stinky tofu! Otherwise, I want to eat stinky bean juice, anyway, it's all those stinky things, every time at this time, I get up from the bed and go to a place where there is a night market to buy for her, but I can't buy it every time, once I really didn't buy it, I am also clever, I bought her a jar of stinky tofu back, and gave her that fragrant food, and accidentally dripped a few drops on the clothes, and the next day the whole house was smelly, forget it, the neighbor came to my house and knocked on the door and asked, did you plant flowers with manure and water?"

"Hahaha!" I think it's funny when I think about that scene.

"No matter what kind of food she wants to eat, I can help her find a way, but one day she told me that she especially wants to smell the smell of the dog poop, you know? You must know that when she eats stinky tofu, she eats it with a spoon as ice cream. ”

I couldn't stop laughing, "I heard that many pregnant women have strange tastes, maybe your taste is more ...... It's a little heavier. ”

"Good guy! toss people every day, so, since I got married, I am happy, but I am also a little tired, I work overtime until more than ten o'clock every day, and I can't sleep and rest well every day. ”

"Hahahaha, what are you calling me today for, do you want to get your wife together on the weekend?"

"No, no, no, this weekend I said that you have something to do with me, she is pregnant, it is not very convenient to move around, so I don't call her here, I just want to calm down by myself, I will go to your house by myself, I want to feel the beauty of your family, get a little comfort, and ask Sister Xi for advice, how can I train my wife to listen to me more and torture me less. ”

"Haha, okay, then you can come to my house on the weekend, but what, my mother-in-law has passed away, and my family has changed a little now, Jiang Xi may be too tired, and he is not as gentle and virtuous to me as before. ”

"Really, I don't believe it!"

"You'll find out when you see her. ”

"Okay, wait for me to verify it on the weekend to see if Sister Xi has become Aunt Xi who has been tortured by life, haha!"

With that, he hung up happily.

Not long after I hung up Zhou Qiang's phone, I received a call from the squad leader Cheng Ke again.

"Hey, squad leader, it's been a long time since you've been on the phone, how are you doing?"

Cheng Ke said, "Jiangdong, I have three companies now, I am very busy, and I don't have time to get together with you, I called you today, I want to tell you something, a big customer of mine, a big boss with a net worth of tens of millions, she opened an IT company, and she needs to buy some related code snippets, I think this is a good thing, I must find you, I quickly called you, haven't you worked in a certain W? You can definitely come up with something." ”

When I heard Cheng Ke's words, I immediately thought of the dog blood sprayed on my body a few months ago, and I immediately told Cheng Ke about it, and how Jiang Xi strongly opposed me to doing this kind of thing, and took me to prison with good intentions, and gave me a ban, this thing is absolutely not to do.

After Cheng Ke listened to my story, he seemed to be stunned on the other end of the phone for a minute.

"Squad leader?"

It wasn't until I called him that he reacted and said, "Ahhh......h It's so good to you, it's so enviable, she must love you very much, I feel for the first time that there is a wife who loves her husband so much in this world!"

"Hahaha, squad leader, you're smiling!" I thought he must be joking, so I didn't pay much attention to it.

As a result, when I was about to speak again in the next second, he hung up his phone directly.

Me, "......"?

I don't understand what's wrong with him at all, is it disconnected?

I was just about to call when he sent me a message: I have something to do here, let's talk about it another day.

I replied to him: Okay!

I didn't care about it after that.

After returning home from work on Friday, Jiang Xi made a lot of delicious comfort, Jiang Xi and I worked hard for a week, and Jiang Dongxi got up every morning and the kindergarten was also very hard.

After eating, Jiang Xi said to me, "Tomorrow and the weekend, you will bring Jiang things to play, I will write more manuscripts, and even less during the week, readers will have opinions." ”

I smiled and replied, "No problem wife!"

Jiang Xi touched my face and said with a smile, "Good job!"

At this time, Jiang Dongxi also stretched out her really palm-sized little face to Jiang Xi's eyes, "Mom touches Dad, you have to touch things too! ”

Jiang Xi stretched out his head and kissed Jiang Dongxi's face heavily, Jiang Dongxi danced happily, "Oh! I'm my mother's first baby!"

I said, "You're Daddy's No. 1 baby, too!"

Jiang Dongxi was very happy to put her arms around my neck with one hand and her mother's neck with the other and said, "Come, a happy family of three take a photo!"

Poof! Jiang Xi and I couldn't laugh, I quickly took out my mobile phone and "snap!" to capture the moment of happiness!

Monday to Friday every day to 11 or 2 o'clock, finally on Saturday, everyone wants to sleep well, it is best to sleep until the natural awakening, however, children's energy is really not adults can estimate.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Jiang Dongxi's biological clock began to time, she knew that I was taking her out to play today, so she woke up and climbed on top of me, pinching my mouth for a while, lifting my eyelids for a while, and pinching my nose for a while, anyway, just to wake me up.

To be honest, at that moment, I really hoped that this child was a toy, and I didn't want to play with it, so I just threw it aside, but the reality was very cruel.

I was so sleepy that I carried Jiang Dongxi to another empty room, and then made eggs and tomato noodles for Jiang Dongxi, and I would also make this kind of food, and I couldn't eat anything else.

Jiang Xi sleeps late every day, I hope she can sleep a little longer, if she doesn't sleep enough, even if she has time during the day, she doesn't have the energy to write,

When I was about to go out after giving Jiang things food and dressing, Jiang Xi still got up, and she poured a large pot of water for me to bring.

The most annoying thing is that the child has to drink water in winter, and it is no exaggeration to say that if the child does not drink enough water one day, the chance of coughing, fever and upper respiratory tract infection at night is more than 90%, so for people living in Beijing, especially children, drinking water is very important, so Jiang Xi prepared a big pot for us and put it on the side of the child's cart.

That's it, I took Jiang Dongxi out to play, I also took her to play before, but most of Jiang Xi was around, I just need to take care of Jiang Dongxi, and I will have more things to worry about today.

Everything seems to be very good, and I am proud and happy to be able to play alone with my children, after all, I also like my eldest daughter the most!

It's just that I still underestimate the strong energy of the child, and when I played until noon, I wanted to take Jiang Dongxi home to eat and take a nap, but she said that she would not come back at all, and played with the little friend in the park, and the little friend's grandmother gave Jiang something to eat, so Jiang Dong was not hungry, and she was not sleepy, only I was so sleepy that I hit the back of my head, and I was about to fall asleep when I sat there.

During this period, I also received long phone calls from two company leaders and solved two bug problems, which can be regarded as overtime.

Jiang Dongxi played until more than four o'clock in the evening, and was so tired that she went home with me, and she was so tired that she didn't speak along the way, and I was also drowsy, so I wanted to lie on the bed and close my eyes to sleep immediately, and I felt that I was about to fall asleep when I walked.

As a result, when she got home, as soon as Jiang Dongxi went upstairs, she opened her mouth and said to her mother, "Water, water, I want water!"

Jiang Xi looked surprised, "Oh, I've drunk all the big pot of water I brought you, it's amazing, baby!"

Because children don't like to drink water, every child in the north is worried about drinking water

It doesn't matter if the children in the south don't drink it, because the weather is humid.

Therefore, when Jiang Xi thought that Jiang Dongxi had drunk a large pot of water, the surprise on her face was difficult to hide, but when I heard this, my heart was cold.

When Jiang Dongxi finished answering her mother's words, I was completely cold.

"No, Dad didn't give me a sip to drink!"

Me, "......".

That's right, because she didn't ask me for water outside, so I forgot about drinking water in a daze.

I saw Jiang Xi's anger rise immediately, but she said, "I'm in a hurry to write a plot now, you give her water to drink now, and if she gets sick tonight, I'll settle accounts with you!"

I hurriedly poured water for Jiang Dong, who drank like a thirsty lamb, and at that time, I felt very guilty, how could I forget such an important thing as drinking water?

I peeked at Jiang Xi, my heart trembled, but because I was really sleepy, I said, "I'll take Jiang things to sleep first!"

Jiang was also tired, so he went to sleep with me after drinking.

When I was in a daze, I felt that Jiang Xi lifted my quilt with a very violent movement, and then Hedong roared, "Jiangdong, you're going to die, it's minus 20 degrees outside, don't you close the window, you yourself sleep tightly wrapped in a big quilt, throw Jiang things aside, and don't even cover a quilt?"

Hmm, who am I, where am I? What kind of nonsense is Jiang Xi talking about?

"Ahh

My ears were pinched up by Jiang Xi, followed by Jiang Xi's angry roar, "You hurry up for me and go to the hospital."

"Huh?" I was still dazed, covering my ears and looking at Jiang Xi, looking confused, "Wife, what are you doing in the hospital? Didn't Jiang Shi fall asleep there?