Chapter 382: Teach the Fairy

Shen Feng turned his head to look at her incredulously, the two of them looked at each other, and laughed loudly: "Have you forgotten, you are my master, you taught me just now, why did you suddenly have such thoughts." ”

"I don't recognize you as my apprentice. Ye Jiang's skirt's eyes were slightly confused, obviously because she didn't match her words, but her expression was solemn: "As long as you don't go to find Wu Yao, I am willing to leave the master and marry you as a wife." ”

"If the high-ranking Praruo Fairy actually wants to marry me as his wife, then I am really fortunate to have three lives-" Shen Feng smiled self-deprecatingly, then shook his head and sighed: "But what I want is not a fairy who does not eat the fireworks of the world, but a wife with flesh and blood, I will never give up Wu Yao, master, don't grieve yourself for the sake of the Immortal Mansion." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt gradually became chaotic, and her eyes were no longer lifeless, but were replaced by confusion: "Then how can I be a **son? ”

In terms of the relationship between men and women, for this woman who is desperate and in love, the difference between him and her is like a doctoral student and a primary school student at Harvard University, Shen Feng pretended to be a teacher: " These are too superficial, it is a childish practice to die or live at every turn, respect each other is nonsense, love is no time, beyond life and death, respect for each other is like a merry-go-round, two people chase each other but have an eternal distance, I am not born, I am old, look at this sentence, even if two people missed each other, they have not been married in their lives, but they still love each other deeply, and although you are by my side, there is no husband and wife, life and death follow each other, life and death are strangers. ”

Ye Jiang's skirt frowned lightly and said: "Since you have turned into a wisp of dead soul, why should you be nostalgic for each other, if you die, you will cut off all the dust in the world." "She has never touched her true feelings, and she can't understand that she still has to be nostalgic after she dies.

Shen Feng sighed and said, "If everyone thinks like you, then there will be a lot of humanity in this world, indifferent to true feelings, and bare utilitarianism." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt said lightly: "Dead is dead, is it true that the pain of holding a ball of bones is true." ”

I couldn't talk to this piece of wood at all, and I didn't know if she had ever cried after living for so many years, Shen Feng asked instead, "Were you sad when your senior sister died?"

Ye Jiangskirt said coldly: "Why be sad, can it be that a few drops of sadness can be resurrected, since the result has been decided, there is no need to pay meaningless emotions." ”

How ruthless is this, Shen Feng seemed to have discovered a giant panda, and asked: "Since you can't cry, will you laugh, have you ever laughed, or something that makes you happy." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt glanced at him coldly, and said calmly: "I have no desires, no desires, no loss, how can I be happy." ”

"I don't believe it!" This greatly stimulated Shen Feng, he was known as the Grandmaster of Pickle Girls, there was no reason to make her laugh, Shen Feng snatched one or two jokes from his mind, and said with a smile: "I'll tell you jokes, see if you laugh!"

"Speak as you speak, and your mouth grows on you. Ye Jiang's skirt couldn't understand this person, didn't understand why he was making himself laugh, and what it meant to him.

Shen Feng told a few jokes, but she was indifferent, but she got bored first, and after half an hour, she said: "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, your mouth is dry." ”

Seeing his unhappy expression, Ye Jiang's skirt frowned and said, "You seem to be complaining about me, will you feel better if I laugh at you." ”

Shen Feng suddenly came to his senses, looked at her with blank eyes, and said with a courteous expression: "Then you can try to laugh, I don't believe that a person can't cry or laugh, you see Sister Shu laughing so much that she has two muscles." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt frowned, thought for a moment, and then the corners of her mouth moved imperceptibly slightly, and said lightly after she finished: "I smiled!"

Shen Feng's eyes widened and said, "You are blind to me, where are you smiling, you don't even have a sound." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt was still expressionless and said: "I did laugh!"

"Come, you follow me and learn again. Shen Feng turned his face to her and grinned an ugly smile: "Wahahaha-haha-wahaha-"

Ye Jiang's skirt frowned deeply, obviously repulsing his smile, and said categorically: "Don't learn!"

"Why don't you learn, it's a disappointment. Shen Feng was hit hard by her, shrugged his head and said, "Then do you have anything you hate?"

Ye Jiang's skirt thought for a moment, and then said, "Yes!"

Shen Feng came and said with interest: "Tell me quickly, what is the matter?"

"You Sing the Song"

Hearing her answer, Shen Feng was not ashamed but proud, and said happily: "It turns out that you also have something nasty, it's really a new thing, why don't I sing a few more songs to you now?"

Ye Jiang's skirt said lightly: "It's up to you!"

Shen Fenghu looked at her suspiciously, then patted his head, looked like he suddenly woke up, and pointed his finger at her and said: "You should not say this on purpose, the purpose is to make me sing, in fact, you like to listen to me sing, haha, master, don't resist your worship of me." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt glanced at him and said coldly: "I finally know why others often say that you are thick-skinned. ”

Shen Feng's smile stiffened, I didn't expect this piece of wood to make fun of me, I talked to her for a while, I just wanted to stand up and move my muscles, but my head was momentarily groggy, and he hurriedly shook his head, and chuckled weakly: "Master, if I die, will you be sad, or even cry, how to say that we can be regarded as a master-apprentice relationship." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt was silent, not knowing how to respond, Shen Feng smiled self-deprecatingly, and sighed: "I'm kidding you, you are a high-ranking fairy, how can you be sad and cry." ”

Blood drops fell to the ground drop by drop, and the entire stone cave was covered with his blood, Ye Jiang's mood had never been so messy, and she said unprecedentedly: "Don't talk more, stop the bleeding from the wound quickly." ”

Shen Feng grinned and said: "Are you caring about me, it's really rare, now think about it, you also saved me once when I was in the crater, if I die, I won't go to find Wu Yao again, why would you save me?"

Ye Jiang's skirt said coldly: "It's not my job to see death and not save me, but if you still want to go to the Immortal Mansion, I will still stop you." ”

Shen Feng was bored with himself, and directly closed his eyes to rest, due to excessive blood loss, the whole person looked very tired, and he fell asleep quickly when he closed his eyes, and he didn't know how long he slept before he was pushed awake.

In the dark, I don't know how long I slept, Shen Feng opened his eyes with difficulty and asked, "How long have I been sleeping?"

"Eleven hours" Ye Jiang's skirt sat beside him, her breath was much more obvious than before, and in these eleven hours, she was dyed with a lot of men's blood.

Shen Fengqi said: "I can't see the outside here, how do you know that I slept for eleven hours?"

Ye Jiang skirt said: "I remember the hour every day very clearly, ten years are like a moment, and I have never missed it." ”

How boring is this, otherwise how can she count the time without anything, could it be that she has been counting the time for the past ten years, Shen Feng leaned against the wall and said, "It's been two days, I'll sleep for another day, and we'll go out again." ”

As he spoke, he closed his eyes again, and in a trance, he felt a chill in his hands, and opened his eyes again and said curiously: "Master, why do you touch my little hands while I am sleeping, did you learn this advantage from Sister Shu." ”

"I'm calling for your pulse!" Ye Jiangskirt held his hand, checked his pulse, and probed for a while, his eyebrows became deeper and deeper: "Your pulse is getting weaker and weaker, and your life is in danger at any time." ”

Shen Feng knew a little bit about his body, he had already lost a lot of blood when he was digging the mountain wall before, and he bled by himself in the stone cave, no matter how strong his body was, he couldn't help but harm himself like this.

Ye Jiang's skirt took out some fruits from her arms, and her tone was a little more eager: "Eat some fruits quickly, otherwise your body will not be able to support it, even if you go out, you will die of weakness." ”

Shen Feng waved his hand and said: "The air in the stone cave has become thinner and thinner, as long as I survive today, I will have the opportunity to go out, although I have been sleeping for the past two days, but the stone cave still vibrates violently from time to time, indicating that the volcano outside is still erupting, and it is too dangerous to go out now, and the water is full of harmful substances." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt lowered her eyebrows and sighed, and her tone became cold again: "Okay, what does your life and death have to do with me, if you die, this is your grave." ”

Shen Feng said angrily: "You curse me to death, you keep these fruits first, if we leave the cave and surface, we may have to wait a few days, and then these fruits can be eaten." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt said coldly: "It's you who are looking for death! These fruits are all for you to eat, I have already eaten them."

Shen Feng pointed at her nose violently, revealing a look of surprise and said: "You actually learned to lie, you obviously didn't eat a single one, master, I am so moved, you actually lied to take care of me." ”

Ye Jiang's skirt was silent for a moment before she said coldly: "You are so annoying!"

Originally, this annoying sentence was somewhat coquettish, but from her mouth, it was a little stiff, she probably thought about it for a long time and didn't know how to say it, before she held back this sentence, from here, she was still a little cute.

Shen Feng covered her mouth and snickered, just as she saw it in her eyes, she showed some displeasure, her hand moved, and then the silver light flashed, and the sound of the sword slowly unsheathed came from the stone cave.

His eyes flashed with sword light, and Shen Feng immediately said: "Don't be angry, master, don't be angry, I'm joking with you, let's play some games, will you guess the riddle."

"No!" Ye Jiang skirt said: "I can only play chess"

Shen Feng was embarrassed: "Playing chess, there is no chess here, how to play?"

Ye Jiang's skirt said coolly: "If there is chess in your heart, you will have chess to play!"

Shen Feng gave a thumbs up and said, "You're amazing, I'll sleep!"

Ye Jiang skirt said: "You can't sleep, if you fall asleep, it's easier for your life to die." ”

Shen Feng smiled helplessly: "I'm very tired and sleepy. ”

Ye Jiang skirt said: "You try to imagine a chessboard in your heart to play against me, so that you won't think about sleeping anymore." ”

Shen Feng smiled: "You are my prodigy, imagine a chess game out of thin air, and then have to play against you, it is so nerve-wracking, I will already faint in the next game." ”

"You've taken Fire Lingzhi, and this image is just a small thing for you, just give it a try. She had good intentions in order not to fall asleep in the past, and her indifferent attitude towards life and death had gradually changed in the past few days of getting along, perhaps it was the long blood stain on the stone wall, or it could be that Shen Feng's infatuation moved her, and she was no longer so cold and ruthless at this time.

"Then I'll try it" Shen Feng followed her words, imagined a chessboard in his mind, and then played directly with her in words, at first he was a little uncomfortable, but gradually after carving the chessboard in his heart, he became much more handy.

After a game, Shen Feng was much more energetic, and couldn't help but wonder: "Master, why did I just play a game of chess, but I felt a lot better." ”

Ye Jianghuan thought for a moment before saying: "I think this is because you have abandoned distracting thoughts in your heart, which makes your body much easier, so your spirit will improve, so let's play a few more games of chess." ”

The two of them then played a few games of chess in a row, and the three days were almost over, Shen Feng began to eat some fruits to recover his strength, this time it was a great drain on his body, but fortunately, there were a lot of fruits in storage, otherwise I was really afraid that I would not be able to withstand the following days.