Chapter 27: Upstairs Shi Zhenxiang, Are You the Devil?

"Don't worry, everyone, I'll make a fire right away, the light is coming!"

Chen Fan said to the audience in front of the screen like a child.

In fact, the black technology drone, how can it be as exaggerated as they say, the surrounding is dark and dark, in fact, you can still see a radius of a few meters.

It's just that after getting used to seeing tens of millions of blue light pixels during the day, these people are not interested in the monotonous and boring nighttime tones.

At this time, Chen Fan found a place and picked up a dead branch by the cave, with masson pine leaves as velvet, and it was easiest to make a fire in this limestone area.

As before, in less than half an hour, Chen Fan had already lit the fire.

And with the light of the fire, the surroundings began to become brighter and more colorful.

"Tsk, sure enough, it's the anchor's life, and the picture is full of bloody rhythm, this drone camera is really awesome!"

"Niu break +1, I want to ask, anchor, when will you eat roasted ants, our army of station A is not so easy to fool. ”

"Mortal is extraordinary: anchor, you won't forget to eat ants, you can't insult your title of insect eater. ”

Xiaobao rewarded the anchor with a plane and waited for the anchor to make a fire and roast ants to eat. ”

"Eat ants, the anchor quickly took out the ants in your pocket and roasted them. ”

Chen Fan looked at the crowd, if he didn't roast the three queens and eat them, it seemed that he wouldn't be able to deal with them tonight.

"Cut, isn't it just eating ants? Do you think Brother Fan will be afraid, believe it or not, I have no problem eating it raw, don't scare you so much that you can't eat when the time comes." ”

Chen Fan slowly took the three queens out of his jacket pocket.

After wrapping it in peach leaves, it was still fresh when it was taken out because it was all cold leaves and did not come into direct contact with the human body.

"Everyone, you are optimistic, this is the three termites caught from the peach forest, this is all protein! Do you say it is eaten raw, or roasted to eat! Raw food deduction 1, roasted to eat deduction 0, I choose to eat according to everyone's barrage!"

"Hehe, the anchor, you are a bad old man, you are very bad, just disgust us, I will deduct 0, you don't let the anchor succeed. ”

"Deduction 0, I'm the most anchor hello, you don't have a fire to eat, you really think you're a gorilla!"

"Hehe, that's it, the anchor I know, he must take advantage of the close camera now, and he wants to take a bite for a while, splash a piece of white pulp on the screen, and disgust you. ”

"Upstairs Shi Zhenxiang, are you the devil? It's too much, everyone will deduct a wave of 0 for me to cover these two goods. ”

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After a large wave of 0 brushes, Chen Fan finally responded to the audience's suggestion and roasted the queen ant to eat.

I found two small wild bamboos from the entrance of the cave, the kind with only a thumb on the trunk, one with a sharpened end, and the queen ant's belly was roasted by the campfire.

"Hehe, now while I'm roasting termites, I'll teach you another trick and show you my snacks. ”

"Snacks? anchor, do you want to bring a plug-in, you dare to eat snacks, and you will be fined anchor points." ”

The onlookers began to be naughty again, Chen Fan lowered his head, took a burning pine oil wood in his hand as a torch, and said while looking around:

"The branches in my hands now are pine, and the southern masson pine is long, and the oil in the oil and fruit is very large, and now I will show you a good show of 'boiling beans and burning beans'. ”

The so-called boiled beans and burning beans are actually about the allusions of Cao Pi and his brother Cao Zhi during the Three Kingdoms period, and there is also this story in this time and space, and the new Three Kingdoms are still being broadcast on TV recently!

Therefore, Chen Fan used pine oil torches to find pine cones, and then roasted them as snacks as 'boiled beans and burned beans'.

"Boiling beans burns beans, beans cry in the kettle, they are born from the same root, why are they in a hurry to fry each other!"

"It's the same root, why be too anxious to fry each other!"

Reciting Cao Zhi's seven-step poem repeatedly, Chen Fan interacted with each other, "Sure enough, there are many people with great strength and arrangement, are there so many brothers who are as powerful as the academic emperor now~ I even know the secret that I want to find pine cones to roast pine nuts to eat." ”

"That's not it, the anchor just showed your tail, and I found out if you were witty. ”

"Who is the academic emperor, come and get your lunch, although I have already popularized the science you are going to say, but the lunch is still yours. ”

"Subtitle Da Situ, isn't this the big guy of station A, the senior of Beiqing University, the best knowledge expert on the paper paste?

It turned out that Chen Fan's live broadcast room, due to the brilliant broadcast and the big recommendation of the entire platform, even the science and technology scholars of Station A and the papier-mΓ’chΓ© bigwigs saw it, and now they came to Chen Fan's live broadcast room and did the work that was originally an academic emperor.

"I'm an academic emperor: thank you, senior, I found that you have a lot of energy, you seem to know everything, and you still have so much time to participate in various forums and TV programs, do you have your computer?"

"Subtitle Da Situ: Uh......"

"King Billy Hellington: him, big Situ, can such intimate questions be asked publicly?

"Banana House: What is floating, Da Situ was a student before, and he has been studying, but he has been studying less in the past few years, is it wrong to go out and make money with knowledge?"

"That's it, I'm still going to participate in the Chinese Poetry Contest in the summer vacation! ”

"Hit your lungs, I'll squirt you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, everyone can do it and cherish it! ”

Chen Fan looked at the feeling of the barrage building crooked.

In fact, he also thinks that similar to the subtitle Da Situ, although he is already a senior in the research institute, he is active on various platforms when he has nothing to do, and he is completely running to become famous and make money, how much time can he really calm down and study?

Is there a question mark in his heart?

It is estimated that many people are like him.

"Okay guys, I've already found a bunch of pine cones for me, since Da Situ has already explained it to you, I won't talk nonsense, I'll roast pine cones now, and I'll show you eating ants now. ”

After speaking, Chen Fan sat on a stone platform.

This stone platform is naturally formed, about 30 centimeters high and about 20 centimeters long.

Back then, this may have been the stone bench where the local barbarian predecessors sat on it to learn the advanced cultural knowledge of the Central Plains.

Flipping in the direction of the roasting queen ant, Chen Fan pointed to the pine cone road by the bonfire.

"The nuts and pine nuts that everyone usually eats come out of these pine cones, but the pine nuts of my masson pine are smaller, but they can be eaten, I only need to cover them with fire ashes for half an hour, and I can eat snacks when I hear the crackling sound. ”

Saying this, Chen Fan had already pulled out the ashes from the bonfire with a branch and covered it on the pine cone, and then took out an ant queen, and Gaba bit it......