When I stepped on the train back to my campus~~~

My heart suddenly hesitated~~~

I made a mistake and was chased home~~~

How will I live in the future?

Na~~Na~~Na~~~

Liu Xuan sat on the ticket bus back to school, looking at the grass and trees speeding around him, and felt a little bored in his heart.

Just last night, after Liu Xuan got the inheritance of "Shepherd", he couldn't wait to start his cultivation directly.

However, how can the path of cultivation be easy?

Liu Xuan encountered a huge problem at the beginning!

Because what you want to practice is the body of ten thousand daos, as the name suggests, it is to cultivate the kind of physique that can be compatible with all the avenues, but this also has a premise, that is, you must first have a dao body, and it is obvious that Liu Xuan does not have a dao body at all.

It is recorded in "The Shepherd" that there are three ways to practice the body of ten thousand ways, the first is the innate body of ten thousand ways, which is basically only possessed by the innate sacred, or some lucky little dolls, but it is obvious that Liu Xuan is not the body of ten thousand ways, so this best first Liu Xuan is not going through.

And the second is to look for a place without the slightest avenue, simply put, it is a place without a way, because there is no way to accompaniment, so it conforms to all avenues, but according to what Liu Changfeng said, the current earth is basically a place where avenues converge, and any corner is full of avenues, so this second one is also unworkable.

The third kind is just the opposite of the second one, which is to find a place of ten thousand paths, gather the world's avenues, build the foundation of the avenues for one's own body, and then form the body of ten thousand paths, the current earth is just similar to the land of ten thousand paths, according to the "shepherd" record description, the current earth is also basically in line with the land of ten thousand ways.

So as far as Liu Xuan is concerned, "Lao Tzu has lived for so long, and he is not the male pig's foot in the novel, it is very good to get a practice manual, how can you pick and choose." ”

It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, Liu Xuan started to practice last night, but after practicing, Liu Xuan felt how correct the sentence "think twice before acting"!

No wonder this method is ranked third, the body of the ten thousand paths needs the heavens and ten thousand ways to lay a foundation in itself, it is to lay the foundation first, and then achieve the dao body, so this process is very slow. Basically, Liu Xuan walked on the road, "Hey, there's a gust of wind, aha, the Avenue of the Wind +1, have a meal, the Avenue of Salt +1......"

Fuck who!

But fortunately, before the formation of the body of the Ten Thousand Daos, Liu Xuan could still continue to practice, and the body of the Ten Thousand Daos increased the affinity for the Great Dao, which could make Liu Xuan a better pastoral!

But before it was practiced, it was also possible to have a little bit of the Imperial History Avenue, but the power that could be highlighted was much smaller.

Tick Tick... Tick Tick... Yingbin Avenue has arrived, passengers who get off the bus should pay attention to the Ziji Junior High School in front, passengers who get off the bus please move to the back door, thank you for your cooperation!

Carrying his bag, Liu Xuan got out of the car, thinking of his dear mother's instructions to him before leaving, as well as the belt and slippers in his generous and gentle hands, Liu Xuan knew that he had to study hard, at least not to be invited to his parents again, otherwise the blush on his ass would not go down......

"Who TMD wants millet, millet, who TMD wants millet, five yuan a catty", in Liu Xuan's thoughts, the thunderous shout exploded directly in Liu Xuan's ears,

Turning his head to look, yo, it turned out to be an "old gentleman" with a meaty old beard driving an electric broken tricycle, with a broken straw hat hanging on his head, and pulling one, yes, it was a luxury mini version of the middle-aged women's local tyrant gold patch old slippers.

And he was still smoking a cigarette in his mouth, chewing betel nut, and his saliva was splashing.

How can Liu Xuan endure this?

You must know that Liu Xuan is a person with a habit of cleanliness, and he tries to avoid washing his face almost every morning, because Liu Xuan accidentally found a lot of bacteria in the water through a microscope, and since then, Liu Xuan has avoided using water.

took out the slippers directly, which instantly annoyed Liu Xuan.

So Liu Xuan actually has a "cleanliness habit"!

Liu Xuan, who has a habit of cleanliness, already hates this kind of person, so he plans to "tease" this old man, because he has been slightly integrated into the way of the wind last night, so now Liu Xuan can slightly hang a small wind of about three levels~

In my heart, I silently recited "Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, all ways are one, the way of the wind, from ~~~"

A small gust of wind blew, and when he was about to blow off the straw hat that the old man was wearing crookedly, another gust of wind blew and offset Liu Xuan's wind...

This change directly frightened Liu Xuan

Because there is no wind at this time of year, where did the other gust of wind come from besides my own......?

Just when Liu Xuan turned his head to look at the old man, the old man also just turned around to look at Liu Xuan, and the two looked at each other, and they both saw the shock in each other's eyes.

At the same time, I thought: Could this be the rest of the "people" that the old immortal said?

Despite the shock, Liu Xuan recovered quickly and bowed his hand to the sloppy old man: "This old friend, under Liu Xiangqian, dare to ask who the old friend is?"

The old man hurriedly waved his hand, "Little friend is highlighted, old man Wang Luffy!"

"Oh, pirates, King Luffy. ”

"Huh?"

"Well, it's nothing, the kid was stunned just now, and suddenly blurted out. I wonder what my old friend has to say?"

"It's nothing, it's just a good relationship and a good meeting. ”

After saying that, the old man rode away on a tricycle without looking back.

If Liu Xuan hadn't seen the tricycle rolling over with a big rock when the old man left, Liu Xuan would have really thought that this old man had a superior demeanor.

"Hehe, I'm just a rookie. ”

Liu Xuan is not the kind of man like a quail, he is afraid of this and that all day long, and when he sees the teacher, he is like a pug, obviously he hates it to death, but he wants to pretend to be one of us.

Of course, Liu Xuan doesn't hate all teachers, nor is he the kind person who can't tell the kindness of teachers.

But just don't coax!

Liu Xuan pinched the time very accurately, this class should be self-study in the afternoon, there is no class! But the English teacher Zhang Jing'er is standing on the podium and is talking about the class with a colorful voice.

Speaking of his English teacher, Liu Xuan loves and hates, what he hates is that this "old woman" looks cold all day long, and everyone looks at it lightly, especially to Liu Xuan, because Liu Xuan's English learning is relatively poor, this "old woman" I always look for Liu Xuan to do my homework after class, what I love is that this Zhang Jing'er is really beautiful, first of all, she has a pair of big eyes, her skin is not powdered, but she can be broken, her waist is delicate and beautiful, her thighs are plump, her calves are slender, her skin is white and tender, and her face can perfectly combine Lori's cuteness with the elegance of her sister, this is simply the perfect lover in Liu Xuan's heart!

However, at this time, Liu Xuan was just a little child, where did he know so much care?

In addition, Zhang Jinger likes to be nosy very much, especially Liu Xuan, who is the head of the class.

But as a member of the socialist mischief committee in the new era, how could Liu Xuan surrender to this female generation, so Liu Xuan always fought with him, just like the parents who invited Liu Xuan last time were because Zhang Jinger ran to the classroom to give exercises to the students during self-study in the morning, and how could Liu Xuan study hard?

So he fought with Zhang Jing'er on the spot,

"Eh, it doesn't mean anything, Jing'er, just let our brothers sleep, don't talk about it, be good~~~" Liu Xuan leaned the chair against the table behind him, crossed Erlang's legs, put the pen in his mouth as a pump, and looked at Zhang Jing'er with an intoxicated face, and Liu Xuan's disapproving face. It's like a bully who bullies men and women in TV dramas.

And when Zhang Jing'er saw this, she was also very uncomfortable: "My mother didn't take a nap at noon for your garbage class, and came here to give you lessons for free, but this little girl bullied herself like this." ’

Next, Liu Xuan was a little confused, because Zhang Jing'er cried directly, the crying pear blossoms brought rain, and her watery eyes instantly turned red.

Liu Xuan also realized that he had done something wrong at this time, but how could Liu Xuan, who was just a child, know what to do?

So the stiffness on the spot didn't know what to do on the spot.

At this time, Liu Xuan's homeroom teacher "Brother Zhao" came, and when he saw that the only female teacher in his office was actually angry and cried, without saying a word, four big-eared scrapers directly hit Liu Xuan's face.

Beat Liu Xuan all of a sudden, what is the situation with this Nima, Lao Tzu just came!

"Get out, you get out of Lao Tzu, you just came here today and you made trouble for Lao Tzu, go far and there!" The head teacher "Brother Zhao" directly threw out a leave note.

"Come on, I just came, the stool is not warm, and I am going back. In a daze, Liu Xuan walked out of the school gate in a daze.

What is this?

To be honest, Liu Xuan's heart was also quite uncomfortable at this time, after all, he cried angrily with his favorite and favorite teacher who managed him just now, and he was afraid that Zhang Jing'er would ignore himself like this in the future, Liu Xuan was a little uncomfortable.

was a little confused, Liu Xuan was kicked out of school like this, "~~~"

At this time, it happened to be noon, and there was no bus, so Liu Xuan walked on the road leisurely, and before he knew it, he walked to the old bus station, bought himself a pack of cigarettes, and smoked, smoked, smoked......

Why did this special horse go back and explain to the old lady?

Just when Liu Xuan finished smoking the first cigarette and was about to light the second cigarette, it suddenly rained in the sky.

"The strange thing is that Liu Xuan did not feel lonely at this time, but felt more and more like this old man's groove..."

Just when Liu Xuan looked around and was not ready to look up at the sky and spit on him, an unexpected voice came;

“...............”

Daily Smile (not counted as word count):

Once upon a time, there was a man who was 2.7 meters tall, and his excessively high height caused him distress.

The witch told him, "There is a frog on the other side of the forest."

You go and propose to it, and it rejects you once, and your height will be shortened by 30 centimeters. “

So the man set out on the road through the forest. Sure enough, he saw a frog, so he knelt down and asked the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog refused, "No!"

Something miraculous happened, the height of this person was really shortened by 30 centimeters, becoming 2.4 meters.

He decided to propose to the frog one more time, so he asked the frog one more time, "Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "No!"

The man's height became 2.1 meters.

Then he thought "one last time to propose, 1.8 meters tall is the most perfect." ”

So, he knelt down one last time and asked the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog got angry and shouted impatiently, "How many times have I told you, no! no!"

Ahhh