Chapter 16 Preparation for Preparation
Chen Li ran wildly all the way and finally caught the last train into the city. The forcibly manufactured exit of the Two Realms Passage is not in the urban area of Xinghai City, and Chen Li, who only saw people in the mountains for a long time, took out a red bull and asked the fellow on a motorcycle to send him to the side of the road, and then staged a life-death speed with the shuttle bus that had been started, successfully avoiding the fate of sleeping on the street.
"Boss, why did you insist on giving money to that farmer?"
"What time is it, Chitos?"
"17:45. ”
"How much time did it take us to get from the folks?"
"Almost an hour. ”
"That's right. The seats on the last train were empty, and Chen Li picked the most remote tailseat. "How long will it take for the fellow to send us out of the mountain and back home? Not to mention that it's dark now. I don't know what the fellow thinks, but we have to recognize this favor. ”
"Then why didn't he just ask you for money to make up for the loss?"
"It's called a deal. I got in the car and paid the fare, do you like to drive a motorcycle and still race to 60 on the mountain road or the old guy in front of you who is putting the steering wheel and getting ready to get off work?"
"I'm not very clear. ”
"If, suppose both of these people are in danger right now, and you can only save one, who would you choose?"
Saving people, helping, this is a very new word for Ye Qiansi. For a while, Ye Qiansi couldn't come up with an answer.
"Oh, forget that humans are food in your eyes. For another example, if I were with the two of them, would you come and save me?"
"Definitely. Boss, you're too far from them!"
"Some things are the same for everyone!" Chen Li took out the last piece of gum and chewed it as if comforting his stomach: "When facing some dangers, I am not stronger than them. ”
"If you go out on a fellow countryman's motorcycle every day and say a word or two to him every day, you will soon know your choice. Human beings are like this, living an ordinary life every day, accumulating and changing little by little, and in the end everyone becomes different. Without that change, we're no different from ants. In order to prove that they are different, everyone is working hard all the time!"
When he returned to the life-saving office, it was already late, Chen Li simply opened the cabinet and ordered the concubine, opened a bucket of braised beef noodles and soaked them in water to eat. The classic aroma came out as the grease dissolved in the hot water, Chen Li wiped his hands with his clothes, and opened the live broadcast room to prepare for the evening entertainment.
"Director Chen, do you still remember coming to work!
The door of the office was brute-forced, and the doorknob, which was already in a worrying condition, crashed directly to the ground.
"Dada, I remember that someone asked the No. 1 to help me record my fingerprints!"
"The check-in record is quite thorough, but the office has been locked!" Liu Guanci looked hideous, and there was a faint sound of grinding his teeth: "Do you know how many calls Liu Ju has made, and how many reasons have I helped you think?"
"Damn, what do I have to do with Ah Qing, do you have to find a reason for absenteeism? Don't scare me!"
"Then do you think that Liu Ju called ten times a day to say hello to you?" Liu Guanxi shook off a stack of papers, shaking the fork that was pressing on the instant noodles. "Please ask Director Chen to handle the maintenance costs, abnormal disaster handling reports, procedures for moving new office buildings, and applications for rebuilding the array as soon as possible!"
"Wouldn't it be nice if you could sign it for me and stamp it with the official seal, didn't I do it like this before!"
"First of all, I can't get the official seal in your cabinet. Second, Liu Ju specially explained that no deception was allowed, and he had to sign and confirm it himself! Third......, "Liu Guanxi raised her head, and from Chen Li's point of view, she could almost only see her chin: "Why should I work for a sand sculpture boss who has been missing for a whole week and has not been heard from all day?"
Although the human world and the netherworld overlap, there are still many differences after all. The difference in the speed of the flow of time between the two realms is one of them. Only three days have passed in the netherworld, and ten days have passed in the human world.
"Speaking of which, I just noticed that the doorknob is a little loose, have you ever entered my office?"
"Nope!"
"I broke the office door, it's none of my business!"
"Wait, who are you?" Chen Li took his eyes off Dada and said suspiciously, "Ahri, are you finally willing to take your girlfriend back to the department......?"
"I'm Yang Jingru, Director Chen!" said the short-haired, capable, but temperamentally mutant girl in an emotionless tone, "I remember to show you a letter of introduction!"
"You're the ghost slayer! Wait, I'll eat the noodles and turn back and fight you for 300 rounds......"
"Oh, Director Chen can't enjoy going to the netherworld, and when he comes back to the rescue department, he still has to do something to the beautiful girl's subordinates?"
"Wow you guy, I warn you not to talk nonsense...... Ah, the noodles are cooked!"
Chen Li opened the cup of noodles, rolled up the noodles with just the right amount of softness with a fork, and swallowed them in one gulp. As we all know, instant noodles are very elastic and long if they are eaten after three minutes, and before Chen Li swallowed it in his mouth, he began to suck in the noodles soaked in the soup.
Yang Jingru quietly pulled Liu Guanxi back to prevent the splashing noodle soup from bringing oil stains on his clothes. Liu Guanxi pressed her hand and signaled that it was okay.
After Chen Li finished processing the noodles in his mouth, Liu Guanxi said coldly: "Have you figured out how to tell the story, Director Chen?"
"What story? Do you want me to have a story or do you want to have a story with me?"
"If you open the yellow cavity again, I will call Bureau Liu and tell him that you stuffed the private goods in the invoice!"
"Uh, there's no need to play so badly, right?"
"It's okay if you don't tell me, anyway, there is another person who is clear!" Liu Guanxi raised his eyebrows, revealing a cruel expression: "Don't forget, who is in the hands of the heaven and earth!"
"You don't even let go of children!" Chen Li was shocked, he didn't expect Liu Guanxi to actually threaten him with Ye Qiansi!
"Take the karma collected by my heaven and earth net to raise a child without the consent of the master, you really don't care about me!" Liu Guan Zhizhu was in his hand, and he had already discovered Chen Li's new weakness through this period of observation: "Don't panic, I won't do anything to the child." But I'm paying for child support, so it's only natural to let my children live with me, right? Anyway, my dormitory is big enough, and it's nothing to have one more person!"
"What the hell are you talking about? That's a ghost!"
Liu Guanxi squinted at the people, and said in a long nasal voice: "Hmm, are you also a ghost?"
"Hmm...... Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just to go to the netherworld to discuss something with the old ghost, and by the way, I came back with something. Chen Li was completely defeated, so he had to summon truthfully: "I met the inspiration king on the road and said a few words! ”
"The Ghost Forging Daoist has been in retirement for many years, and he has long been non-interfering in the affairs of the world, what do you have to talk about it?" Liu Guanxi's forehead squeezed out a few wrinkles, not ugly but very cute: "Although it has disappeared from the world for hundreds of years, the technology of building weapons today is also first-class...... You're looking for it to solve Jingru's ghost knife?"
With the charm of a strong sister, Liu Guanxi has harvested a little fan girl in just ten days. Yang Jingru couldn't help but get nervous when she heard that it was about corpse food.
Chen Li glanced at Yang Jingru's waist and said, "You didn't have the knife with you, which means that Ahri is still successful!"
The two of them really have a tacit understanding! However, how can they comprehend so much meaning of the other party with just one sentence! Yang Jingru's heart tightened, and after all, it was the stubbornness of her nature that prevailed.
"Director Chen, if there is no way, I will end this matter by myself!"
"Well, the influence of the ghost knife is still there, and you can already feel it eroding your soul again!"
Liu Guanxi glanced at Yang Jingru, who pursed her lips, and sat down with a sigh: "They are all bastards who don't listen to people's words!
"Sister Liu, you have helped me a lot, I am very grateful to you! I know my situation best, and I can't bother you anymore!"
"Fart! What kind of god do you think you think you are, and what kind of waste do you think of Ah Chu? Did I work so hard to make up the hole in the boundary wall just to help him wipe his ass?" Liu Guan Lixi slapped the table angrily: "Ah Chu, hurry up and think of a way to get out! Otherwise, don't think about receiving a salary in the future! You too! Live well, don't think about hacking others to death and hacking yourself all day long!"
"If you have something to say, look at this soup...... Chen Li wiped the juice off his face with tissue paper, and said regretfully: "Even if I am like this, I can't drink it anymore! ”
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Seeing that Liu Guanxi's riot was imminent, Chen Li didn't dare to talk anymore, he said to Yang Jingru seriously: "Actually, I have found a solution, but I must first confirm your determination." Are you willing to lose the power of the ghost knife and become a normal person?"
"Yes!" In the days she spent with Liu Guanci, she had experienced too much fun that had been covered by murderous intent in the past. Yang Jingru answered categorically without hesitation.
"At the same time, you're going to do something that is extremely against your will?"
"As long as it's something that Sister Liu approves," Yang Jingru looked at the eldest sister who lived together affectionately: "I will never say anything!"
Chen Li hesitated a little: "For example, you have to eat some of the white cloudy ...... I provided."
Before Liu Guanxi killed his boss and became a fugitive, Chen Li said those two words with a swollen face: "Snot! I'm talking about snot......! I don't know if the nosebleed will work, but the material is now available. ”
In the end, Chen Li took a small cup of nosebleeds with a cup for later use. Because of his good physique and fast hemostasis, Liu Guanxi also made two friendly shots on the way to make up enough numbers.
"Ahri, even if there is a drop of ten drops of blood, so much blood is discounted and it is enough for one time......"
Liu Guan Liu's eyes were furious, and he pinched his pink fist and was about to fight according to the old place.
"Sister Liu, don't get your hands dirty......! Just let him talk about it!Just go back and wash your ears!" Yang Jingru stopped Liu Guanxi from committing violence, "Anyway, he can only play tricks!"
"You don't understand that. Some people beg for food by hand, and some people can do things with their mouths...... I'm talking about Su Qin and Zhang Yi. Have you ever heard of Gan Luo? Twelve Letters! Proper mouth strong king! You ask Qiansi, have I ever done anything with the old ghost Inspiration King in the netherworld? Do you have to rely on your brain!" Chen Li rolled up a tissue and stuffed it into his nostrils, and said solemnly: "You have already committed a crime to beat your boss for no reason, do you know?"
"Hehe, our rescue department is a confidential department, and the general public security bureau can't control it. Do you want me to make a phone call for you and ask the department in charge of discipline supervision in the bureau?"
"They are all comrades-in-arms under the same roof, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
Chen Li took an enamel old-fashioned drinking cup, with an inscription on the side of the handle with a lid, and threw the ambergris rhinoceros tears brought back by the old ghost into it.
"First heat the herbs, take them to the induction cooker and cook them for ten minutes to bring out the flavor. ”
"Do you treat your office as a dormitory, and you even leave your induction cooker here!"
"I don't have a computer in my dormitory, so why do I go back except to take a shower and sleep?" Chen Li said confidently: "Anyway, the water and electricity in the life-saving department are free, where is it not the same? You can't take the opportunity to deduct your salary!"
"Someday you'll be a wreck. ”
"Why, am I not now?"
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while. Ten minutes is not short, but not long, and soon the potion is ready.
"Where did you put the knife?"
"The room next door to your dorm. ”
"Then let's go fix it!"