Chapter 160: Little Blue Pill [First Update!Asking for a Monthly Pass!]
Ren Yan has no research on AIDS, but he knows that AIDS is not transmitted through the air, which is something of common sense.
When I was in college, the school often carried out "Puai" lectures, and Ren Yan clearly remembered that He Mingxuan was the one who remembered the most notes at that time.
This thing won't be scared out of the nerves, will it?
When Ren Yan thought of this, he couldn't help but have the appearance of He Mingxuan's crazy hair in his mind.
"Damn, Lao He, you won't be scared out of your nerves, will you? How can the air not transmit HIV!" Ren Yan finished talking into the phone, frowning.
What should I do if this thing doesn't open the door......
If you persuade, it is almost impossible to persuade He Mingxuan, who Ren Yan believes is in a delirious state.
Ren Yan knows the character of this product very well.
Although he usually shows the image of a peacemaker, when he encounters his firm problem, 10,000 cows can't pull back this funny.
"You calm down, let me tell you He Mingxuan, if you don't open the door, Lao Tzu will run to Junlan tomorrow to tell Mr. Xu that your kid has AIDS!"
If you can't persuade you, then let's do something hard.
"You...... Go for it...... I had already written my resignation letter. He Mingxuan's voice was extremely sad.
Ren Yan shook his eyelids.
It seems that this product is really ready for the future.
"Then I'll call your mom right now and tell you that you're messing around outside and getting AIDS!" Ren Yan sacrificed his killer idea.
At a glance at Ren Yan, He Mingxuan attaches far more importance to his family than his own, and his parents are much more important than his life in He Mingxuan's eyes.
Quietly waiting for death, it's nothing, but let his parents be afraid that the whole family will not be at peace all day long because of his fear, He Mingxuan thinks it is better to jump immediately......
But He Mingxuan didn't dare to jump, in the former night talk time in the dormitory, when his roommate raised the topic of suicide, He Mingxuan chose to eat stinky tofu to die.
"Don't! Don't! Don't! Ren Yan! Don't! If you do this, I'll jump off the building right now!" He Mingxuan said in a panic.
"You jump. Ren Yanman said indifferently.
"I'm really jumping! I'll tell you Ren Yan, as long as you dare to tell my family about this, I'll jump off the building right away! I'll tell you, I'm already by the windowsill!" He Mingxuan's tone was fierce.
"Don't worry, you jump. Ren Yan still spoke calmly, as if he remembered something, and continued: "You jump!
"I ...... I jump ...... Ren Yan, Lao Tzu will open the door for you, but you have to be ten positions away from me! I'm really afraid of infecting you!"
He Mingxuan's scolding voice came from the phone.
This was something Ren Yan expected.
Because He Mingxuan rented a house here, Ren Yan had been here several times before, and all the windows were on the fence.
He wanted to jump, but he couldn't.
There was a loud crack in the lock, and it seemed to have locked the door from the inside.
After the door was opened, Ren Yan heard a rush of footsteps, He Mingxuan seemed to be afraid that he was close to Ren Yan, and quickly retreated when he opened the door.
The room was pitch black, and Ren Yan fumbled to turn on the light in the living room.
"I said Lao He, you have earned a lot during this time, right?
As soon as he finished speaking, Ren Yan was stunned.
If he said that he would not be stunned if he saw He Mingxuan's dark circles, messy hair, pale face and the like.
But the He Mingxuan in front of him is completely different from the image he imagined in his heart.
It's still the same as before, the complexion is ruddy and oily, and the hair is not messy, but it is estimated that it has not been washed for two days, and the light is reflected as soon as it is turned on - there is a little oil......
That's not all......
The most important thing is that He Mingxuan covered himself tightly with a quilt, and directly hung two masks on his face, revealing only a pair of eyes that seemed to be trembling.
This thing is really sick!
Looking at He Mingxuan, who was "trembling" in the corner, the tension and worry in Ren Yan's heart before disappeared, and he wanted to be angry and laugh.
"Ren Yan, you ...... Don't come here!I have AIDS!" Seeing Ren Yan approaching his side, He Mingxuan was a little nervous and wanted to step back, but he was already leaning against the wall.
Ren Yanchang sighed: "You have nothing to do with AIDS or not, if the air can transmit AIDS, then there will be no one in the world who does not have this disease, you are now AIDS-phobic......"
"Mom, it's not that you can't live if you have AIDS and take some medicine, except that you can't have sex and take revenge on society, I don't think it's anything......" Ren Yan didn't care what He Mingxuan thought, and walked straight towards him.
"Life without sex is not the life I want. He Mingxuan was righteously speaking, and at the same time, his eyes flickered and shrank into the corner of the wall: "Ren Yan, don't come here, I can't pull you into the water......"
When He Mingxuan was still talking about something, Ren Yan had already taken out a package that looked like *** from his pocket.
Watching He Mingxuan take this thing out of his pocket in a grand manner, he was so frightened that he trembled.
"Ren Yan, I used to be joking! My sexual orientation is normal! You don't have to be righteous like this, right? In order to let me have sex, you are even ready for this? No! You will be infected. He Mingxuan's mouth trembled, he didn't know what he was talking about, and watched Ren Yan tear the "***" package there.
Ren Yan shook his eyelids, tore open the very small piece of packaging bag in his hand, threw it into the trash can next to him, and asked the system in his heart: "System, how do you use this thing?"
"Host, use warm boiled water. ”
Looking at the small pill in the package, Ren Yan asked, "Have you boiled the water?"
He Mingxuan's eyelids trembled: "Bing...... Fire and Ice?"
Ren Yan didn't choose to ignore it now, but directly hammered He Mingxuan's shoulder: "Where is the boiling water?"
"Water dispenser...... There is ......," He Mingxuan continued to tremble his eyelids.
After receiving half a cup of boiling water, Ren Yan mixed some cold water into it, took a paper cup filled with warm boiled water and returned to He Mingxuan's side, and took a small stool to sit down.
He Mingxuan looked at Ren Yan with a look of surprise: "You ......"
Seeing Ren Yan completely tear open the suspected "***" packaging bag, revealing a small blue pill, He Mingxuan swallowed his saliva: "it...... Ren Yan, you don't have to do this, do you? Is this the original Viagra you bought from Bangguo......? I'm afraid I won't be able to hold you toss......"
"Toss your uncle! Give Lao Tzu a drink and eat!" Ren Yan really didn't want to say more to He Mingxuan now.
He Mingxuan swallowed his saliva and was about to speak, but Ren Yan directly threw the small blue pill into He Mingxuan's mouth like feeding a dog, and at the same time, he picked up the paper cup and poured water into He Mingxuan's mouth.
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