Chapter 113: Who Trained Whom (1)
Every time Ye Feifei is blindfolded, of course she will stop and think!
Speaking of which, this Ye Feifei is still a good thinker, and a good child who always keeps thinking anytime and anywhere!
There's nothing wrong with that, right?
That's a plus, right?
However, the unfortunate thing is that this is not a shortcoming, and it was got by someone a long, long time ago!
Ye Feifei went to think about what "grafting" is, of course, she didn't brush the frequency!
However, someone knows that when Ye Feifei didn't think of asking Du Niang, she would definitely reply with a text message of "what the hell is grafting"!
So, he was very relaxed while eating the grapes of N City (yes, there are grapes in N City in winter, because there is a thing called a greenhouse in this world, and a thing called a giant refrigerator, referred to as: freezer), while waiting for a reply!
Sure enough, after a while, a text message prompt came!
Ye Feifei: Little white face, you are talking bird language again! What a god is annoying! Are you a Martian, or a Martian, or a Martian?! Please, can you explain in human terms, what is "grafting"! Oh, by the way, if you don't know human words, please go back to your own planet now, go slowly and don't send it! If you lack sponsorship, please go up and down, sister will send you a big red envelope, no thanks, care for Martians, everyone is responsible!
Xiao Bai's face looked at the text message in his hand, holding the grapes in his hand and smiling very obscenely (anyway, now there is only my brother in this room, and no one sees it, just messing around), he began to cramp again.
He suddenly found that flirting with Ye Feifei in the middle of the night was a fairly fresh feeling, in short: exciting and full of fantasy, like riding a roller coaster in the snow!
Little white face: Ahem...... Ye Feifei, brother told you, this grafting is quite an advanced vocabulary! It is to put the more excellent species in a more excellent living environment for super sterile plus transgenic plus green three-no cultivation, so that they can achieve the best quality growth and development in the direction of positive infinity, so as to achieve the best results! To put it simply, grafting is captivity + wild + cloning + ecological breeding + hormone breeding! I have explained it less abstractly, although this is a university course, you should ...... Got it!
Grafting is not a university course at all, and it is generally talked about in junior high school science and technology and labor textbooks, but unfortunately, that class is generally snatched away by either the Chinese teacher, or the math teacher, of course, it may also be snatched away by the English teacher!
But...... Being robbed of this kind of thing by a physical education teacher must be you dreaming!
Of course, this thing is in the category of science, Ye Feifei is studying liberal arts, and she doesn't need to study biology!
Therefore, Ye Feifei doesn't know what grafting is!
Ahem, here's the popular science time!
Du Niang (Baidu) said: grafting is one of the artificial reproduction methods of plants, that is, the branches or buds of one plant are grafted to the stems or roots of another plant, so that the two parts that are joined together grow into a complete plant.
However, at this time, the little white face was quite happy, he deliberately complicated simple things, and then emphasized at the end that this thing is a university course, and it is used for academics, if you don't understand, it is equivalent to admitting that you are a pig, and it is clear that you are not negotiating!
- Who wants you to scold my brother for being a "brute" just now without swearing words?!
- So, these days, when you come out to mix, you have to pay it back!ahaha......
At this moment, as long as the little white face thought about Ye Feifei's expression of wanting to bite when he saw his text message, he was very excited, so excited, that he could laugh until he cramped!
- Brother tells you, just this stalk, brother can laugh for a day!
- Oh no, it's the next century!ahaha......
While Ye Feifei was still pressing the mobile phone, he regarded his baby mobile phone as Ye Feifei, and pointed with his fingers, and said in a serious voice: "Ye Feifei, Ye Feifei, society is the most difficult undergraduate university in the world to graduate, take your credits slowly, I wish you an early graduation! Come on, Sao Nian......!
Ye Feifei here is naturally so angry that she can't wait to hang her neck!
Oh no, it's to grab the little white face and hang the little white face by the neck!
So, she closed her eyes!
Want to bite was the first word that popped into her head, but she knew that biting wouldn't solve the problem!
What's more, how can she really bite someone to death in one bite, she is not a cobra, there is no venom on her tongue or teeth, how can she bite to death?!
Ye Feifei felt that she was very manic!
Because, she has "must win syndrome"!
But now, if she can't win, what should she do? Although the world is very advanced now, it is not advanced to the point where the chief psychiatrist of a provincial tertiary hospital can treat this strange disease!
- So, you say it's declining?!
- Heaven, earth, what about the promise that you will fight with the little white face to the end? But now it can't be carried out, do you admit defeat or surrender?!
She doesn't want both!
For the current Ye Feifei, bowing her head to Xiaobai's face is as uncomfortable as slashing her directly!
Therefore, at this moment, Ye Feifei unconsciously learned to cover her face and cry with QQ expressions, of course there were no tears!
However, she knew she had to be calm!
At the very least, first figure out the bird language spoken by the little white face - grafting, whether it really exists or is purely "original" to cheat the father!
So, Du Niang was finally remembered by her! Then, she went to ask Du Niang what grafting is!
But it doesn't matter if you don't ask, as soon as you ask, the fire will rise!
- Isn't this a clear bully that my sister is studying liberal arts?!
- You just say, the little white face has no lower limit, that cheat, that shameless, that shamelessness, may I ask if the Chinese culture is so broad and profound, can you still find a word to describe it?
- Can you?!Can you?!Seriously!
Ye Feifei is now in a state of thunder!
- Little white face, you know biology, you Niu X, right?!You're a science student, you're Niu X, right?!Look down on a liberal arts student, right?!
Of course, this kind of thing is not only encountered by Ye Feifei!
Well, this is actually a "universal problem"......!
Science students said: Do you know what is the most lucrative industry at present? Is IT! Do you know why the times are progressing so fast? Is it the economy? Do you know why the information age and the advent of the Internet have brought earth-shaking changes to people's lives? It is the birth of computers! (It is still science) So, where are you staying in the liberal arts?