Chapter 16: The Scumbag's Show (Part II)
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In order to completely get Thor out of his Shura Field, Li Jie specially formulated a plan for a scumbag battle.
The so-called Scum War plan refers to having Thor try to show his bad things in front of Stormgirl. Because a big part of the reason why Stormgirl likes Thor is because Thor's lightning ability has a fatal attraction to her.
Li Jie feels that this is like a lot of stories written in Xiaohuangwen or galgame, where the male protagonist has a fatal attraction to women because of his special abilities, and then he can do whatever he wants.
With these abilities, the protagonist is constantly turning other people into minotaur warriors or something. Now Thor clearly has such a tendency. Look at the green ...... And poor Strange, who was now forced to spend his days with Brian, the Sword Master.
Those who know know that it is because the two of them have a good personal relationship, and if they don't know, they think that these two English gentlemen are from England!
Li Jie felt that Thor's was enough, he couldn't go too far, after all, he was obviously a fat man, but he had to become the hero of Little Butter and Little Yellow Book or something, which was a bit too much. Li Jie swore to God that he was definitely not jealous. I just don't want more people to be forced to become minotaur warriors.
After all, it is the wish of many people to give the world a piece of green, but it is not this green that needs to be returned!
Several people searched the desert for hours, but found nothing. After all, it's really hard to find a site of urban legends.
So after searching to no avail, Nightkin beckons Stormgirl and Black Panther to come over for lunch first. Because the sun is too hot at noon in the Sahara desert, Li Jie doesn't want to tan too darkly, after all, his character is a handsome cream boy.
So he asked Thor to make a dark cloud to shade the sun, and by the way, to rain a little around to keep out the dry hot wind.
So a small dark cloud drifted in the sky where a few people were sitting, just blocking the sunlight, and at the same time a long drizzle fell on the edge of this dark cloud. The drizzle created a curtain of water, which just kept out the dry, hot air that dehydrated the skin.
Li Jie patted his face with some water by the way to replenish his cheeks, after all, he is also a person who eats with his face~!
Thor's hand is very beautiful, people say that four or two thousand pounds is a kind of ability, but on the other hand, thousands of pounds are also a great ability. This requires such a skill to be unusually delicate in terms of how much of a person can override his abilities.
In the past, Thor could easily destroy a planet, but it was difficult to play such a delicate job. However, over the years on Earth, his delicate technique has made great progress.
However, this caused a burst of worship from the Storm Girl, if Black Panther's life was a love development game, he could now see [Dragon Hero's Favorability +50, +100] floating out of the top of the Storm Girl's head. And at the same time, you can see that green light is constantly floating out of your head, [Black Panther Green Hat Value +] [Black Panther Evolution Green Panther Progress 88%].
Of course, this is not what the Black Panther wants to see, and he is not here to help Thor brush up on his affection. So he found Li Jie and complained in a whisper: "Didn't you say that you want to make the Storm Girl hate the Dragon Hero?!! I see that you are obviously giving the Dragon Hero a good impression!"
"Wait, why are you in a hurry!Isn't this just the beginning?!" Li Jie gave the panther a reassuring gesture: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you." ”
As he spoke, Li Jie took out all kinds of food he had prepared from his space belt and began to beckon everyone to eat together.
And this is the first level that Li Jie prepares, the first step for Thor to expose his shortcomings in front of the storm girl.
Li Jie prepared a lot of food, and it was more convenient to eat all kinds of abandoned house happy water and hamburger sandwiches or something. And when he took out the food, the black panther was planning to let the storm girl eat it first very gracefully, but the dragon hero took the food directly from Li Jie and wrapped it up.
"I'm starving, eat five hamburgers to cushion my stomach. As he spoke, Thor shoved a two-hand-sized hamburger into his mouth.
Kaz~!I saw that the dragon hero took a bite and the huge hamburger was instantly reduced by half. And the various sauces on the burger are also stained on the cheeks and beard of the dragon hero.
Red tomato sauce, white custard, lettuce leaves, beef gravy, and more. It looks very sloppy and dirty.
And the second bite of the dragon hero ate a whole hamburger.
And after eating the whole hamburger, Shenlong Hero directly took out a bottle of happy water, tons ~ tons ~ tons ~ tons~, and he drained a bottle of happy water in one liter in one go. And brown happy water flowed down the corners of his mouth and everywhere on his body. It can be said that it is quite without image and temperament.
No, not only is there no image and temperament, but there is also a special lack of grace. Because just now, the panther was going to take the food and give it to the storm girl first.
Because there are ladies here, at this time I have to show a little gentlemanly demeanor. Otherwise, it is easy to be criticized by girls. Especially if you eat so indecently, this is really a big deduction!
Looking at the appearance of the Dragon Hero eating and drinking so much, the Black Panther really believed that the Dragon Hero was going to brush up negative points in front of the Storm Girl. Because although Storm Girl said that she was very infatuated with the Dragon Hero before, she didn't really have an in-depth understanding of him.
If it is said that the Storm Girl has an in-depth understanding of the usual life of the Dragon Hero, it is actually very bad, with all kinds of bad habits. It's ugly to eat, there's no grace to behave, and so on. Isn't this easy to make Storm Girl bored with the Dragon Hero?
Black Panther watched the Dragon Hero devour a hamburger and drink Coke or something without any image, and he thought to himself: Well, it looks like the Dragon Hero is playing for real. He's really going to brush down the favorability of the storm girl!
He really let it go, he really didn't care about his image at all. How can I say that he is also a superhero and an environmental protection warrior! The black panther was a little moved in his heart, and felt that the dragon hero really had a great sacrifice.
If you do this once, why should the favorability of the Storm Girl be reduced by fifty to one hundred!, the Black Panther turned his head to look at the Storm Girl with hope. I saw the storm girl holding her hand on her chest and saying, "Wow! Is the dragon hero so heroic and refreshing even when eating?!"
Green Panther: Black Question Mark ???
And understanding also looked at the storm girl speechless for a long time, maybe this is the so-called if a person looks at you pleasing to the eye, you even fart is sweet.
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