Chapter 0508: Let's Act
It is an indisputable fact that I was scared out of urine by Rowan's sudden appearance. But these two scared guys don't intend to admit it. After all, it's not such a proud, pleasant thing. On the contrary, being scared to pee his pants made Brother Yong and the pickpocket very angry. Especially Brother Yong, he is the leader of the gangsters in the nearby park.
In the past, he was able to beat his aunt in square dance, and he was a majestic existence in a fight. Today, without warning, he was scared by Luo Wen, if this matter was spread, wouldn't his reputation as the brave brother and the boss be laughed at by his brothers in vain?
"Hmph, who's scared to pee? Boy, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. However, looking at the darkness around here, you are wrong, and Lao Tzu does not blame you. But if you dare to spread the word, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will let you be beaten and pee your pants right now?" Brother Yong said half-threatening and half-threatening.
Luo Wen shrugged his shoulders, and just wanted to speak, but suddenly his eyes turned slightly, and the words followed in time, and said with a smile: "It's okay if you don't pass it out, it's okay if you don't see you peeing your pants." It's just that I have a small request. ”
"What are the requirements? You kid just talk a lot of, if you have a fart, if you have something to say, I'm still waiting to dance the square dance!" Brother Yong said nagging.
As he spoke, he tightened the banknotes in his pocket and said very seriously: "If you want money, there is no door." ”
Ooh.
Rowan wants to laugh, he's a dignified billionaire, does he need to rob this guy of a thousand dollars? It's really funny.
Rowan waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in your little money at all, even if you kneel down and stuff it into my pocket, I will dislike him and throw him to the shopkeeper and spend it on the spot." ”
Ahem...... That's about to get off topic, right?
Luo Wen cleared his throat, hmmmm My request is also very simple, this guy next to you just said that he wants you to beat me. I sound a little scared, why don't you beat him up first, and then warn him not to come to me in the future. Otherwise, hum, click and rub a few times, I not only said that you pee your pants, but also send pictures. You want to do it yourself, right?"
"Damn! You kid is very dragged! Brother Yong, this kid obviously wants us to break up the deep friendship between the two of us. Don't listen to him. Well, that's an extra five hundred dollars, brother, I'll give it to you now. The pickpocket hurriedly said.
He has an old relationship with Brother Yong, and it is precisely because of the old relationship that he is particularly worried. This brave brother is extremely face-loving and likes to be heroes. Rowan talked about the fact that he was scared to pee, and estimated that only money could stabilize this guy.
"Uh-huh...... Not bad, not bad, three hundred, five hundred, no more, no less, just five hundred dollars. You gave the money in a timely manner this time. Brother Yong said with satisfaction. He shoved the five hundred dollars into his pocket.
Hearing Brother Yong's words, the pickpocket breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Where, Brother Yong, you help me, I naturally can't snub Brother Yong." ”
"You're good. Brother Yong nodded with satisfaction, and then raised his hand to slap it in the pickpocket's face. With a few snapping sounds, the pickpocket's face was printed with three or four slap prints of different scales, which were red and refreshing.
At least Rowan was pleasant. Hit someone by yourself, where is the pleasure of letting others help you beat someone. Also, it's even more enjoyable to not get your hands dirty.
"The money is all here with Lao Tzu, you still have a bird to use. Also, today's events have been remembered by Lao Tzu, if you dare to spread it, Lao Tzu will ask someone to kill you. Do you understand?" said Brother Yong cowhidely.
"Ouch, ouch. Brother Yong, we are all people with old relationships, I understand, I understand. I must not say, I will leave now. Go far away, and when you are gone, I will come back to you for a drink. "The pickpockets are helpless. But there is no way, he is just a thief, but he is a ruthless person who breaks his head without blinking an eye in a fight, he can't afford to offend, so he quickly slips away.
As he spoke, the pickpocket got up from the ground and wanted to run away.
Rowan hurriedly stopped: "Wait! Before leaving, give me your wallet." ”
When the pickpocket heard that Rowan wanted his wallet, he was unhappy, but when he suddenly heard Brother Yong's muffled snort, he couldn't help it. But he also had a great idea in mind.
The pickpocket was no longer depressed in his heart, and he was still a little proud, handed Jiang Meihe's wallet to Luo Wen, and said with a bitter face: "Big brother, I know that I am wrong, and it is very wrong. I paid you back this wallet, and I didn't touch a penny in it. This less than 1,500 yuan can be all given to Brother Yong. I can't pay you back. ”
He thought to himself: "Hmph, this 1,500 yuan, Brother Yong will never give it to you." I'll just hide to the side and watch the two of you put on a good show. When the time comes, you are tired, Lao Tzu is also a habitual thief, can this wallet Lao Tzu go smoothly?"
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person! Roll the calf! Get as far as Lao Tzu goes!" Brother Yong's face sank, and he raised his foot and kicked the pickpocket's buttocks, giving him a beautiful posture with his ass facing the sky and facing the ground.
"Ouch!" the pickpocket screamed in pain, feeling angry, but he didn't dare to say it, so he ran to the side and hid, intending to watch a good show.
"One hundred, two hundred, three hundred...... 1,200 pieces, which is indeed 1,500 pieces less. Brother Yong, what do you say about this money? Let's hear it?" Rowan opened his wallet and pretended to be counting the money, but how did he know how much money was in this wallet? In fact, he didn't know if he was looking at the photos in the wallet to see if it was missing.
Good thing it wasn't lost. In the photo, a little girl, plus a young woman, with the Haicheng Museum in the background. Don't ask Rowan how he knows this place, because the five big characters in the photo are so dangling that people's eyes are almost gone.
"Hmph, you said yes, you won't ask for my money. You're not going to go back on your word, are you?" Hearing Luo Wen's question, Brother Yong's face sank, he was greedy for money.
Luo Wen frowned slightly, and said, "I said such things, but is this money yours?" So, hurry up and bring it, otherwise, you will wait to be ridiculed for the rest of your life, and you will not be able to lift your head for the rest of your life. ”
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier? Then you still wanted Lao Tzu to beat him before! Cao! What do you mean? Trick me, right?" Brother Yong gritted his teeth and said.
He thought to himself: "Why don't you beat this kid up and delete the photos on his phone?" In this case, even if he says it, Lao Tzu has so many little brothers, who would especially believe his words? Hahahaha! Ahahahaha...... Lao Tzu is really too smart. Why didn't you think of such a clever way just now?"
"What do you mean? I just don't like him, I see that you have a little bit of an eye, so I give you a chance to perform. Well, it turns out that you did a good job earlier. But you're a little too proud right now. So, I don't have an eye for you anymore. Rowan waved his hand and said with a smile. "Well, the girls are waiting for me to go back. Well, I'm merciful, and I'll give you three seconds to think about it. ”
"Three ......"
"Three, your sister's! Lao Tzu will kill you!" Brother Yong swore that he had never seen such a self-talker, as if he was the boss and I was the younger brother. Therefore, he was determined to give Rowan a severe beating and tell him who was the boss and who was the younger brother. But don't make the wrong class.
As he spoke, Brother Yong clenched his fist and smashed it into Luo Wen's side face. He assured that the face of the person who was smashed by his fist would be swollen, like a meat bun that had been squeezed into a deformity.
"Oops! it hurts!" Rowan and Brother Yong punched each other hard, and said deliberately. Actually, he was fundamentally different.
"Hey, Cao! This kid has so much strength, his fists are really hard, it can't be a flesh-colored fist, right?" Brother Yong gritted his teeth, the green tendons near his temples were wild, he felt that he was about to die of pain, the fist in his right hand was not only numb, but even he could feel that his knuckles were broken.
Cao: Isn't this guy really wearing gloves?
"Oh, it hurts, my right hand is about to be gone. Brother Yong, if you don't pay back the money, if you don't pay it back, I will have to fight with you. Rowan said with a very painful look. In fact, there was no sweat on his face. The so-called bruises on his face were just made by gritting his teeth.
And this scene, in the eyes of Brother Yong, is another matter. He thought to himself, "Grandma's, this kid's right hand has also been abolished." It seems that the strength just now was too great. ”
"Desperately, hum, boy, how dare you talk to Lao Tzu like this, do you know that you are looking for death!" Brother Yong felt that the other party was injured even more heavily, so the caution just now was suddenly gone, and he didn't continue to take Rowan in his eyes. This time, he raised his right foot and kicked Rowan in the abdomen.
He dared to guarantee that if this leg went down, Rowan would definitely be kicked out by him, and he would have to hit a few rollers in a row on the grass before he stopped.
However, this time, Rowan also kicked over, and the feet of the two happened to be facing each other.
There was a muffled sound of "bump", followed by two screams in unison. Of course, Rowan's screams were faked. But Brother Yong's screams, that is really screaming.
"Ahh
Rowan also hugged his leg with one hand and let out a cry of pain.
Hiding to watch the lively pickpockets, he finally saw the opportunity to take advantage of, he laughed, walked out proudly, and said: "Nima Gobi! Are you happy? Hahaha!"