Chapter Forty-Six: The Black History of the Occult Agents
"It seems that I decided to let you get in touch with magic-related tasks, it is very necessary, in the future, you will become an eighth-level agent, there will be many such tasks, against a magician of Li Kang's level, we want as many chips as possible, and even have to do what they like, understand?" Fury wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and the tears of laughter just now came out, but his eyes glanced meaningfully at Midnight. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Why do you look at me like this? Lord Director, I personally don't mind taking on some tasks that sacrifice hue, but I once swore a poisonous oath that I will never accompany Li Kang that bastard again, in order to prevent me from sucking blood, he drinks beer mixed with holy water every day, not only that, but when Dracula's elite guard attacked, he opened the portal himself and escaped, can you imagine? He didn't hesitate to abandon a big beauty like me, he was not a human being, he was a ruthless and unrighteous brute. "As a vampire who has lived for more than half a century, and an eighth-level agent, Midnight has long exceeded the limit of morality, but Li Kang is still like a piece of stinky cheese, making Midnight unbearable.
As the only team corresponding to the wizarding world within S.H.I.E.L.D., the supernatural agent team has had the honor of working with Li Kang three times in the past few years, two of which were abandoned by Li Kang at a critical moment, and once was used by Li Kang as cannon fodder to attract firepower.
Especially Midnight, as the leader of the supernatural team, not only has a perfect figure of 85:59:85, coupled with an angelic appearance, and the unique charm of the blood clan, Midnight is almost invincible when facing men.
But in the three contacts with Li Kang, it can be called a nightmare at midnight, not only was he cheated of money and sex, a mouthful of blood was sucked, but also used as cannon fodder, the most ruthless one, Li Kang used magic to turn holy water into beer, tricked Midnight into drinking it, and then betrayed Midnight to Dracula, luring Dracula to absorb Midnight's blood.
Dracula, the second thing, was fooled without even thinking about it, and Li Kang unlocked the spell when Dracula was about to suck Midnight the traitor dry, and Dracula's blood was instantly filled with holy water.
But the holy water alone is not enough to kill Dracula, but Dracula has no way to expel the holy water from his body, the torture of the holy water makes Dracula wail all night, the voice is more tragic than the instigated boar, it can tear people's eardrums alive, Li Kang dragged Dracula under the sun, and turned Dracula into a big match.
So at midnight, I swore that I would never have any close contact with Li Kang again.
Fury showed a visibly disappointed expression, Midnight was a powerful weapon against men, but unfortunately it didn't come in handy.
"Originally, I didn't advocate money trading with people like Li Kang, but I still approved a million dollars of funds, but it really didn't work, we spent money to buy the Cosmic Rubik's Cube back, but I can't come forward to do this, so Coulson, you will trade with Li Kang instead of me, remember, don't touch anything he gives you, after you get the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, put it in the sealed box immediately, understand?" Fury said to Coulson as if he were a great enemy.
"Director, this is just a simple mission, I can go alone, as for the use of such a large battle as the occult team?" Coulson once again showed his naïve side.
"Hahahaha....." Coulson caused a second burst of laughter.
"If there is no supernatural agent team to follow, do you think Li Kang will trade with you? Don't be kidding, he will skin you and cramp, use a steel fork to make a big puncture from your chrysanthemum, put you on the grill, roast you into a suckling pig, face people like Li Kang, you have to be soft and hard and shameless, whatever you want, unscrupulous means to succeed. Fury said a great truth about life, and said that Coulson, who was already an uncle, was stunned, as if he had opened the door to a new world.
"This is my official entry into the Grade 8 Agent exam, and if I can succeed, I would like to ask the Director to approve me to officially become an honorable Grade 8 Agent. "Coulson's ability to be a seventh-level agent of the S.H.I.E.L.D. is not a fuel-efficient lamp after all.
Coulson was suspected of taking advantage of the fire this time, but the others, especially Fury, glanced at him with admiration, and in order to be a qualified S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, he must have this quality.
"Look at your performance this time, the Kun fighter is ready, let's go. Fury led the group to the open space outside the tent, and sure enough, a Kun fighter was ready to go.
In front of the fighter jet, a young man who looked a little nervous, and as soon as the young man saw Fury, he immediately greeted him.
"Director, do you really want me to give up my mission here and go with you? I don't understand, it seems that my mission here may be rewarding soon, and you can't just transfer me away. The young man was a little nervous and stopped Fury.
"I can't?" Fury gave the young man two steps back with a look in his eyes, "Mr. Fitz, you have already transgressed, I will give you a task, you have to obey it unconditionally, our mission this time is more urgent than your current task, besides, I am fed up with the set of 'seeming', 'maybe', 'immediately', 'soon', 'willing' to have a reward, you hurry up and get on the plane." ”
Fitz touched his nose in embarrassment and got on the plane in a gray way.
Fury was the last to get on the plane, and he suddenly looked back, and for some reason, he always had the feeling of being watched, and this feeling lingered after the alarm from the hammer.
Fly vertically and fly straight to New York.
And on the edge of the woods on the side, a man wearing a green cloak and a golden horned helmet on his head suddenly appeared, the man had a typical European face, and the marble lines on his face outlined a sinister face.
"I originally wanted to come and see Thor's idiot's hammer, but I didn't expect to hear such an interesting thing, recently the news about the death of the Scattered Derrorist Dormammu on the earth has spread throughout the universe, I have long wanted to meet this, Li Kang, who claims to be more cunning than my prince of lies, just take this opportunity, I want to see this person's ability. It turned out that this person was the man in Norse mythology, Thor's younger brother Loki, known as the prince of lies and the god of mischief.
Loki came to Earth this time, mainly to see his brother Thor, because of the blatant violation of the truce between Odin and the Frost Giant, Thor almost caused another war between Asgard and the Frost Giant, and was unwilling to admit his mistake, openly disobeyed Odin, was punished by Odin to Godhead, fell into the Earth, and temporarily became an ordinary person.
Before Loki tried to lift Thor's hammer, he did not hesitate to expose his whereabouts, but he tried his best and failed to shake Thor's hammer in the slightest, and then he sneaked into Fury's office incognito, but was almost discovered by the keen Fury, but the adventure brought a lot of gains, he learned that Fury and others were going to find the famous Li Kang, and Loki's interest was ignited at once.
"Maybe this person can be my ally in the future. Loki flew up, following the Quint fighter far behind.
And in Hell's Kitchen, Li Kang sat in front of the TV decadently, it had been many days since the Dormammu incident, not to mention that there was no business to come to the door, even the intern assistant was lost, there was no business to come to the door, not to mention being treated like a hero, not even a word of thanks, he couldn't help but wonder if he had saved a fake world.
Just when Li Kang was holding a cigarette in his mouth, drinking beer, and watching the TV on the TV, Mr. Cang vs. Mr. Muto, the defense circle suddenly fluctuated, but the alarm was not sounded, and Li Kang ignored it, maybe he came to check the water meter, and about 30 seconds later, the doorbell rang.
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