Chapter 0550: Poof
The gangster boss was blindfolded by the strips of cloth he tore off, and he felt the frightened cries of the younger brothers around him, and the footsteps that were getting farther and farther away from him, and he felt that the world was apocalyptic when he couldn't see the light.
Well, it's scary. If you take off his strips of cloth, you'll notice that his eyes are now extremely inflated. Of course, this is a slightly exaggerated description. Actually, I'm just scared that my eyeballs are about to turn into light bulbs.
"Yo, this boss, your little brother has all gone, aren't you leaving?" Rowan said with a smile. Fang Rushi watched from his side, he wouldn't be too cruel, even if he didn't scare Fang Rushi, it was an extremely bad thing to frighten the fresh flowers on the field.
Is it mainly that there are flowers in this field?
The gangster boss stood in place and shivered, although his eyes were blindfolded by strips of cloth, but this did not prevent him from sensing that Rowan was standing in front of him, and the two were very close to each other. He guessed that the man who was laughing was only a few centimeters away from him now, but in fact, there was a bright machete, only a few millimeters away from his head. As long as he moves, make sure to let his head bloom.
Perhaps sensing the danger of his life, this gangster boss stood in place very politely. Even though he was already very scared in his heart now, and his body was constantly trembling, he still didn't dare to run away, and still stood obediently in place, waiting for Rowan to fall.
He reluctantly smiled and said cautiously: "Hehe, hehe, big brother, didn't you want to play hide and seek with me just now? Okay, okay! I like to play hide and seek the most! And I'm still a master of hide and seek." Let's play hide and seek, shall we? ”
He was going to do what he wanted. He didn't expect that the man in front of him, who seemed to be an adult, how could he like to play such a child's game?—— hide and seek?
Could it be that he is still childlike.
Rowan smiled, looked at the sweaty gangster boss, and said with a pretended sigh: "Oh, I originally planned to let you go directly." But you seem to like playing hide and seek. Since you like to play hide and seek so much, I can't help but give you face, can I? After all, it's also very hard for you to come all the way here. Isn't it?"
No! It's not hard! I don't like to play hide and seek! I just want to go!
Hearing Rowan's words, the gangster boss's whole face darkened, and the strips of cloth covering his eyes were all wet at once, and they were all tears. He was very remorseful in his heart, and secretly scolded himself for not being angry and talking too much.
But when you say it, it's like spilled water, and it's hard to get rid of it. There's no way for the gangster boss. Unless he can turn back time and space, it is better to save effort and recognize the reality.
Obviously, the gangster boss quickly recognized the reality, but after repeatedly scolding himself in his stomach for being a "cheap mouth", he said to Rowan with a smile: "Where to talk, where to talk, it is the honor of my life to be able to play hide and seek with my eldest brother." I don't know how Big Brother started this hide-and-seek?"
"Hahaha! So you love playing hide and seek with me so much! And so desperate to get started. That's great. Rowan laughed and opened his mouth to talk serious nonsense.
He raised the knife in his hand and said with a smile, "You pretend to be a ghost and come to arrest me." Give you three seconds, and if you can't catch me, I'll slash you. And then I'll give you three seconds, and if you still can't catch me, I'll slash you twice. After that, and so on. If you don't catch me the hundredth time, I'll slash you a hundred times in a row. How about it, Roche hide-and-seek, isn't it exciting, very pleasant, very fun!"
What a pervert!
The gangster boss trembled for a while, and his intestines were repentant, this Niang Xipi's hide-and-seek, this is clearly the strongest hide-and-seek in the ruined childhood series, there is no one!
He thought to himself: "I'm blindfolded, if this guy insists on running, I can catch him, and I'll be damned! Anyway, it's a bird!"
The gangster boss was covered in a cold sweat, and Rowan smiled, knowing what he had in mind, but he still planned to ask him. So, Rowan opened his mouth and asked with a smile: "How about it, let's start now, shall we?"
Open, start, open your sister! Fools will play with you!
"Alright, alright, let's get started now. I'll turn around first, count three seconds, and I'll catch you again, okay?" said the gangster boss, in a low voice.
"Okay, okay. You stand where you are, and I'll circle you. After turning in circles, will you come and catch me again?" Rowan smiled and raised his hand to press on the shoulder of the gangster boss.
Mother's hope. If you want to die, you want to die, Lao Tzu just said to count three seconds......! Yes!
The gangster boss was bitter in his heart, and just now he was complaining in his heart, but Rowan still waved his arm and forced him to turn in circles in place with a lot of force. Of course, the gangster boss is not stupid, he just spun in circles.
He thought to himself: "Only then will you start to catch people." As long as that old man keeps going around in circles, won't he be fine? Oh my mother! I'm really too witty!"
Thinking of this, the gangster boss turned around in circles leisurely, and shouted with some fear: "I haven't finished turning, I haven't finished turning, I haven't finished turning......"
He kept repeating the sentence "I haven't finished turning yet" until the gangster boss felt that he was spinning, and then with a bang, he fell to the ground, his eyes were full of stars, and he said dizzily: "Oh, this, this sky, what's going on in this sky, all going around Lao Tzu!"
Suddenly, the gangster boss remembered the man, his face changed, and he quickly patted his head and looked around, only to see two figures. Luo Wen and Fang Rushi left.
"Oh my mother! I'm fine! Run!" the gangster boss thought he was clever and tricked Rowan in a circle. Looking at Rowan's back, regardless of the feeling that he was still a little dizzy, he staggered and ran in the direction of carrying Rowan.
Then, with a pop, it fell into the pond.
"Woo woo ~ woo woo! What kind of water is this! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks to death! What is it! What is this! My mother! Why does it stink! Do you want to stink to death so that you can be the new boss?" "The gangster boss felt like he had fallen into a pool of black water, and the smell was strong.
Poof, Rowan naturally heard it. He smiled and said to Fang Rushi: "That guy really likes to be smart." Don't you know which direction is the septic tank in the village? hahahaha!"
Poof!
Fang Rushi pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes bent. Obviously, she is still more happy with Rowan spoofing these evildoers, and she doesn't have any mustard in her heart.
When I returned home, Luo Wen's parents had already taken a shower, and then the TV was not turned on, so I went straight into the room. Luo Wen's hometown is a two-story building. The first floor is the lobby, where you can pick up and eat, as well as stock up on miscellaneous items. When I was a child, there were many small thieves in the countryside for the New Year's holiday, and my parents were afraid of being robbed at night, so they couldn't react, so they rebuilt a room on the first floor and slept there at night.
So, the second floor naturally belongs to Rowan alone. It is said to be a one-story floor, but in fact there are only three rooms. The two rooms are often empty, and they are used when there are guests at home, or relatives who come to pay New Year's greetings, and live at home.
Rowan opened the door, and Fang Rushi was lying on his bed, reading a book. Rowan took a look, hey, a textbook for the first year of high school. The painting on the top is very vivid and expressive, and it is definitely a rare and unique book in the world. However, it's worthless.
"What are you laughing at? Didn't you draw in your textbooks when you were in middle school and high school?" Rowan waved his hand, sat on the edge of the bed, and said helplessly.
Fang Rushi shook her head, pointed to the textbook, and said, "No." I'm a personal trainer. Except for college, I don't go to school much in high school. I haven't touched a nature textbook or anything a few times. ”
yes......
After Fang Rushi finished saying this, she closed the books, then pointed to the floor on the ground and said, "Auntie told me that the easier it is to get, the more you won't cherish it." So, tonight you sleep on the floor and I sleep on the bed. ”
"Huh?" Rowan was surprised. That's what my mom said. Mom, I'm your own son. With tears in his eyes, Rowan whimpered and fell to the ground.
Fang Rushi smiled and turned off the light. And so, it was pitch black.
Well, the moonlight outside the window still sprinkled in, shining on Fang Rushi's side face, as beautiful as a snow lotus on the mountain. Luo Wen leaned over playfully, kissed it, and said, "Good night!"
Then, a pillow smashed on the back of his head, leaving him obediently lying back. - "Woo woo, that's my bed!"
The next day, Rowan took Fang Rushi around the neighborhood, and then Fang Rushi left. For Fang Rushi's sudden arrival and rapid departure, this made Luo Wen feel a little strange, and he called the Mad Tiger in Haicheng at that time and asked him to closely observe the movements of the Fang family and the Ximen family. There is always a feeling that the mountain rain is about to come, and the wind is full of buildings.
"Huh?"
Rowan sent Fang Rushi away, and when he drove back, he saw a sweet girl in a dress sitting on the seat at his house. Mom and Dad watched Rowan come back, and glared at Rowan with their eyes. It made Rowan very embarrassed.
- "Look at my dry hair like that." I don't know this girl well. Rowan was a little helpless.
He walked over, and the girl sensed something, and turned to look at Rowan. So, Rowan saw the girl's face and recognized who this person was.