Text 0138 Be a low-key person, pretend to be high-profile
"Hack him to death for Lao Tzu......"
A large group of guys with a full face rushed in directly, it may be that there is no popular gold chain brother here, when he first entered the door, Xia Buer didn't think they looked like the underworld, until he showed the big blade, he didn't know that it was the usury thug who came, but suddenly he heard a gunshot, and the big tall man in the lead immediately screamed and fell to the ground.
"Ah......h
The four women all squatted on the ground and screamed, the piercing sound almost knocked over the roof, and more than a dozen knife hands were instantly stunned in place, but Xia Buer was still sitting on the chair holding a gun and sneered: "Come here! Cut me! If you don't cut me, you won't get the money!"
"Xiaoli! give me ......"
Someone outside the door suddenly shouted, a thin and tall man really pounced on Xia Buer, Xia Buer directly shot him in the chest, who knew that this thing actually rushed up after a brew, and shot a long tongue at Xia Buer.
"Mutants?"
Xia Buer immediately dodged and jumped up, the fierce long tongue directly pierced the back of the chair, Xia Buer grabbed the long tongue and dragged it back, and the other party immediately fell to the ground with a dog eating, but just when it was ashamed and wanted to jump up, a pistol was already on the back of its head, and even the neck was stepped on fiercely.
"Move, move another one for Lao Tzu to try......"
Xia Buer smashed the back of his head viciously, who knew that this thing fainted as soon as he rolled his eyes, a group of thugs were immediately dumbfounded in shock, and Han Fei'er, who was hiding by the sofa, was also surprised: "Aren't evolutionaries invulnerable, why did they faint all of a sudden?"
"This is a low-race person, and he belongs to the most rubbish kind......"
Xia Buer stood up with a sinister face, threw away the long tongue in his hand and looked towards the door, a group of thugs immediately threw the machete in a panic, and put it aside, who knew that a red-clothed brocade guard walked in outside the door, Xia Buer immediately joked: "Yo~ It turned out to be a singer, no wonder I brought a dog!"
"Who are you, do you know that attacking an evolutionary is a capital offense......
Jin Yiwei pressed the embroidered spring knife on his waist with a solemn face, Xia Buer immediately waved at him arrogantly, but the other party shrugged his nose vigorously, it may be that the smell on Xia Buer's body is too light, this thing has been sniffing for a long time and has not been able to smell anything, but Dong Ying reminded in a low voice: "He is the younger brother of the owner of the loan company!"
"Come on, I'll let you smell ......."
Xia Buer strode in front of Jin Yiwei, who knew that Jin Yiwei just wanted to get closer and sniff, Xia Buer suddenly hit him on the chin with a "Lushan Ascending Dragon Tyrant", and everyone immediately exclaimed in unison, Jin Yiwei was beaten directly off the ground, and hit his head on the chandelier before falling to the ground.
"You wait for me, I'll go to my master......"
The brocade guard with a mouth full of blood ran away, and he didn't even want the embroidered spring knife that fell on the ground, but a group of thugs just wanted to follow along, but they were stopped by Xia Buer, who picked up the embroidered spring knife, and sneered: "When my house is a public toilet, you can come and leave if you want, and you can leave one hand and roll it for me!"
"Big man, we lose money, can't we lose money......"
A group of thugs pleaded with panic on their faces, Xia Buer snorted coldly, picked up Dong Ying's mobile phone on the table, threw it to one of them and said: "20,000 fright fees per person, chop off one hand for one dime less, and then clean up the words outside the door and the blood on the ground, sweep the house on the other side, and chop off two hands if it can't be clean!"
"Yes, yes, yes, big guy! must clean ......"
A group of thugs nodded in fear, and then under the stunned gaze of the four women, they lined up one by one to scan the code to pay for Dong Ying, and after dragging the mutant and the guy who was shot out, a group of five big and three rough men were like hourly workers, cleaning up in full swing.
"Wow, dude, you're amazing......"
Han Fei'er pounced on Xia Buer, hugged his head and kissed him again, it happened that Xia Buer had been holding back a little bit for half a month, and the face of this energetic girl was red, but fortunately, Dong Ying dragged him with a panicked face and pulled him directly into the bedroom.
"Xiao Xia, will you have an accident if you do this......
Dong Ying said at a loss: "The boss of the loan company is very powerful, I know a lot of evolutionary officials, you just beat the police again, I think you should quickly find a place to hide, if they come to the door again, it will not be so simple!"
"Don't worry, I'll be fine, and what will you do if I leave......"
Xia Buer patted his chest with a smile, Dong Ying, who was full of embarrassment, bit her lip and couldn't speak, but Xia Buer patted her shoulder again and said: "I'll deal with this matter, our two families are neighbors, it's right to help each other, by the way! I can have dinner, I'm really a little hungry!"
"Good...... Okay, I'll help you stir-fry two more dishes......"
Dong Ying nodded in a panic, Xia Buer also handed her the things he bought, a group of thugs had already switched to the opposite door to clean up, and the two middle-aged women ran away without even daring to ask for money, but after Han Fei'er closed the door, she ran over and said excitedly: "Brother, you can be my boyfriend, you are so handsome!"
"Have you been in high school, you're not afraid of early love, mom will clean you up......"
Xia Buer sat down at the dining table and lit a cigarette, who knew that Han Fei'er said arrogantly: "What era is it, it's strange if you don't fall in love, I have talked about two boyfriends in my sophomore year of high school this year, brother! Let's roll the sheets at night, I will go to your house secretly, my mother will not find out!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......, a
Xia Buer almost choked to death with a puff of cigarette, although he had only left school for a few years, but he had never seen such a shameless girl, but Han Fei'er still pouted: "What kind of students, the teachers have run away for more than half of the time, and the rest of the teachers have no heart to teach us, so let us study by ourselves all day long!"
"Look at you, mom is not very old, how can you have a daughter as old as you......"
Xia Buer also picked up a bowl of millet porridge and drank it, but Han Fei'er smiled evilly: "My dad and my mom did something shameless when they first entered junior high school, and my mom gave birth to me at the age of sixteen, and they are embarrassed to say that I am like this!"
"Fei'er! Eat ......"
Dong Ying walked over with a plate of chili scrambled eggs, glaring at her with an angry face, but Han Fei'er couldn't stop at all, biting her chopsticks and looking at Xia Buer with silky eyes, her little feet were still secretly flirting on his legs, and the dry Xia Buer kept writhing like maggots in the toilet.
"I'll go back and take a shower first, and if anyone else comes to make trouble, you can come to me immediately......"
After Xia Buer finished eating, he got up and walked to the door, and the mother and daughter hurriedly followed, but Dong Ying was obviously a person who was not very good at expressing herself, and she had nothing else to say except thank you from beginning to end, but Han Fei'er had a posture of promising each other, and Xia Buer, who had a small look of affection, was numb and numb.
"Alas~ When did you become so sensitive......"
Xia Buer opened the door of his house with a hard erection, and found that his physiological reaction was really a bit strong, which may be related to the fact that he had just said goodbye to his virgin era and held his breath for more than half a month.
Xia Buer took off his essence when he entered the door, this is a wedding room that has just been renovated for a long time, the house has been cleaned up spotlessly, the wedding bed is still covered with red sheets and quilts, and even the wedding photos of the couple are hung on the wall, and the bride looks like a very backbone Sven beauty.
"Wow......!
Xia Buer walked into the bedroom and opened the wardrobe to take a look, there were actually women's bras and pants all over the cabinet, most of them were hot thongs and open pants, and the man's clothes only took up a pitiful corner, and when he turned out a rubber mace from the drawer, he found that this Sven's little bride was so heavy.
"It's really unseemly......"
Xia Buer shook his head and threw the mace back, the owner and his wife obviously fled in a hurry, they didn't even take away their ID cards and bank cards, they didn't even take out the clothes in the washing machine, and there were unfinished leftovers in the refrigerator, almost leaving him a complete home.
"Haha~ Big bathtub! I'm coming......"
Xia Buer ran into the bathroom and started to take a bath, June in Guangguan was already very hot, and cold water was almost like warm water, but he had just wiped the soap on the doorbell and rang, so he had to flush it indiscriminately, casually wrapped a bath towel and went out to open the door.
"No...... I'm sorry, I didn't know you hadn't washed ......."
Dong Ying, who was standing outside the door, suddenly blushed, after Xia Buer's mutation, his body became more and more refined, and he looked like a dancer in a clubhouse, Dong Ying hurriedly lowered his head and said: "The boss of the loan company just came over, saying that he wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night to apologize to you, and said that little viagra will also arrive!"
"Shen Yanwei, this boss's path is quite wide......"
Xia Buer instinctively frowned, Dong Ying immediately said with a panicked face: "Xiao Xia, am I causing trouble for you, you can leave my business alone, I will work to earn money and pay it back to them, no, I can sell the house, by the way! I will transfer the money that those people transferred to me right away!"
"What are you doing so nervously, what a big deal......
Xia Buer smiled and waved his hand and said: "You dress up nicely and go to dinner with me tomorrow night, I will help you get the IOU back, and the money just now was also given to you, but can you come over and help me clean up when you are fine, I am really not good at a big man!"
"Okay, okay! I'll clean you up......"
Dong Ying nodded hurriedly and agreed, and Xia Buer, who was leaning on the wall, was also about to get up and close the door, who knew that the bath towel under him suddenly fell to the ground, and the two immediately looked at each other in shock at the same time, but Dong Ying immediately turned around and ran after coming back to his senses, and fell at the door of the house.
"I'll go! won't treat me like a pervert......"
Xia Buer closed the door with a red face, quickly got into the red marriage bed and began to sleep, he almost fell asleep on the pillow after being highly nervous for several days, but he had a particularly bizarre dream tonight, he did not dream of Li Shirong for the first time, but Dong Ying's mother and daughter played in the water with him.
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