"I feel like it's worth it when I take off my pants and fart!"

Li Ergou's sinister taunt did not bring Liu Shibai any embarrassment, on the contrary, the corners of his mouth turned up and he added:

"Don't say that the feces and urine are suffocated in the back flower gate, even if that filthy thing turns around and squirts back into its own mouth, what?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Shiba's face changed and he suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed his head and shook his head and took a big stride, and Li Ergou, who was jumping in the hole of the locust tree!

"Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Ergou—don't jump in in a panic first. ”

Liu Eighteen had no reason, and Gu Li's weird smirk followed!

Moreover, his words are meaningful!

The eerie smell made Li Ergou's heart suddenly suddenly......

Why did they all go down, and what did I have to say at the end?

As if thinking of something uneasy, Li Ergou's face instantly turned blue!

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Liu Shiba's face softened, and at this moment, he spoke extremely quickly, but with a rare serious tone, he asked:

"Uncle Ergou, I grew up as a wild child in Liujiatun since I was a child, except for my grandfather and the village chief of Lao Li, Uncle Ergou and I are the hottest, and treat me as a son, right?"

Li Ergou stared straight at Liu Eighteen and said solemnly:

"Nonsense ......"

Liu Shibai breathed a sigh of relief and said happily:

"That's it! It's redundant, hehe asked a nonsense ......"

"The point of the nonsense is - labor and management have no sons!"

After Li Ergou curled his mouth and scolded, his mouth twisted but added:

"Okay, you kid has been a child, those two balls of sitting meat pouted back, I know what kind of to pull, if you have anything, you can just say it, and I don't want to do that set of vain things......"

Liu Eighteen smiled and nodded:

"That's it!Otherwise, you wouldn't have changed this face, and you would have changed that face, and you would have thought of a way to get close to me and protect me......"

Li Ergou's eyes widened, and he said angrily:

"It's nonsense again, don't say I'll go first!"

Liu Shiba's hand grabbed Li Ergou's hand and suddenly increased its violence, and the two of them sat on the tree at the same time!

At this moment, Li Ergou's complexion really changed!

The iron blue skin has a tendency to turn from cyan to pitch black!

Liu Shibai immediately stretched out three fingers of his right hand and said urgently:

"There are three questions, before we go down, I want to ask Uncle Ergou for advice!

Li Ergou grimaced, gritted his teeth and said:

"It's not too late, you ask......"

The corners of Liu Shiba's mouth curled slightly, and he said softly:

"First question, I want to ask those historical documents in the past, Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng, why didn't there be a queen on the side?

Even the titles of concubines, mothers, concubines and so on are stingy to seal one.

Unless he is infertile, but if Qin Da is the Qin Emperor Yingzheng who has been brainwashed by the virus, then my stupid girl is dancing lightly, why do you give him a fat doll?

Now, the light dance girl doesn't know whether she is alive or dead like Qin Da, and Zhen Nima is a great evil......

What I want to ask is, what is the emphasis in this paragraph of Emperor Qin's Queen?"

Li Ergou heard Liu Eighteen's question for no reason, frowned and whispered a few words, as if he was considering something......

Unexpectedly, Li Ergou was just about to speak, but he didn't think that the lump in the middle of Liu Shibai and Li Ergou was in the middle of the hole of the old locust tree......

The guy who popped out and turned back to the ground was Soranta......

Solanta, who shook his head and half-squinted his eyes, still chewed and savored the conversation between Liu Shibai and Li Ergou just now, sighing and praising at the same time:

"Chinese culture is really broad and profound...... This ordinary grammar is like Solanta, the most democratic person in the United States, and I suddenly feel that if I don't learn Henan dialect, I will be a ...... in vain in this life."

"Enough ......"

Liu 18 and Li Ergou, when they heard Soranta muttering, they were almost so angry that they turned their backs, and Ergou turned his head directly and was speechless......

Liu Shengzong swore to guard the old locust tree and sit cross-legged at the roots of the old tree! Liu Shibai and Li Ergou's previous conversation was too quiet, and he didn't care!

So Yanagi Zongyan began to take a nap, determined to swear to be a human shield to repay the favor of the lord and resolutely protect the lord, but when he heard Soranta's loud words, he suddenly felt his face twitch and turned purple......

Liu 18 suddenly turned around and asked:

"Why did you come up again, who wanted you to get up? Cuihua and Mengtian let go? Can you hear me and Ergou talking down there?"

Soranta grinned and replied:

"I can't hear it, it's like there's a soundproof cover!, so Cuihua wondered why you didn't go down, if there was any delay, let me see, by the way, tell you to hurry down......"

Without waiting for Soranta to finish speaking, Liu Shiba's eyes were cold, and he kicked Soranta in the face angrily, scolding:

"Who is your boss? Why don't you choose to die, if Cuihua asks you to eat, why don't you rush to eat a big lump?

Well!...... Are you still the strongest special forces? Could it be that the soldiers trained by the United States of America are the same as you, unorganized and undisciplined, and labor and management still remember you as an official......

"Okay, I know it's wrong, I shouldn't have returned, okay, please, don't spit in my mouth again...... Woo......"

Soranta's head shrank, and he slid down, moving extremely fast, but he was still sprayed by Liu Shiba!

Just a moment ago, when Soranta was being reprimanded, in addition to Soranta, there was also Li Ergou, who had gloomy eyes......

Li Ergou's small eyes were hidden under the small eyeballs, and he didn't pay attention to the two pieces of damaging skin that were foaming at the mouth, but lowered his head slightly and squinted, staring straight at Liu Shibaiyi's hands————

Those hands were gesturing with strange and obscure gestures......

That's a secret sign language inherited by the old Liu family, which is a secret technique that is passed on to men but not women......

Regardless of whether it is a relative or not, as long as it is a male baby, this tricky technique is passed on, and no one usually uses it, and it is rarer than rare......

But now, Li Ergou was fortunate to meet Liu Shibai and used this unique technique......

The whole technique lasted from the beginning to the end, and there were only a few words from Liu Eighteen to Soranta, the same time!

And the meaning expressed in it is far from being explained in a few sentences......

Li Ergou looked up at Liu Shiba's chattering mouth, and there was a faint hint of sharp green in his eyes......

When Soranta disappeared into the hole of the locust tree for the second time, Liu Shibai looked at Li Ergou and said with a neurotic evil smile:

"This gesture is the second question! Uncle Ergou, you think about it and take the time to tell me more detailed information! Okay?"

Li Ergou's gaze seemed to disperse for a moment, and then quickly condensed, and sighed faintly:

"The third, keep asking!"

Liu 18 gritted his teeth and said:

"Pretending to be a ghost, that guy named Old Tang is your own recognition, it's your varied design, right?"

Li Ergou glanced at Liu Shibai and didn't speak......

"Don't speak? That is a tacit acquiescence to the previous statement! I want to know one thing directly, what about Lao Cao? Is Cao Xiong a hard-set character for you, Uncle Ergou?"

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