Chapter 101: Listen to Brother Fan talk about dark cuisine!

Walking on the desert, with the sun shining in the distance, Chen Fan looked at the newly added audience, and then said:

"Hello everyone, I'm your wilderness anchor Chen Fan. I'm going to show you how to survive some of the harshest places in the world. I'm going to face challenges for almost a week. Without proper survival skills in this place, you won't live more than a day. Yes, you have to trust me. ”

When the old audience saw Chen Fan's speech, they brushed 666 one after another, and some brushed routines.

Chen Fan looked at the effect and felt that it was not bad to have an awkward chat occasionally, at least his popularity was a lot stronger.

Then, he interacted with the audience and said, "I want to tell you a principle, everything is difficult at the beginning, then it is difficult at the beginning, then it is difficult at the end!"

"Poof...... This is not a car to kindergarten, I can't stand this grievance, I want to get off!"

"Ding, old man card, guy drive slowly, this is a direct collision, is it a poisonous chicken soup joke?"

"Hahaha, the truth is that the anchor is toxic. ”

"Ahem, what, no kidding, let's be serious. Chen Fan coughed, and then said to the endless desert:

"The hardest part of surviving in the desert is a day or two, because people adapt to the environment, and if you do it right, you get used to it.

For example, now, my biological clock is also used to moving at night, and the food and water are enough to support me to the oasis, so I don't panic at all.

Because I know that I am getting closer and closer to the oasis, even the smell of grass in the air, and the more flora and fauna, the better my chances of survival. ”

"Anchor, you're bored walking now, tell us about it, have you done anything more horrible than eating caterpillars and drinking snake blood? ”

Chen Fan looked at the barrage, and it was a question asked by an ID named [Su Changan].

Chen Fan thought about it, sorted out the information of De Ge Bei Ye that he saw on the wandering earth in his previous life, combined with his own reality, and summarized it:

"Ahem, what, what, the following high energy, I will briefly talk about those that can eat and drink, but they are definitely going to destroy the three views, and you can pay attention to those who need to remember. ”

"Understood, foodie streamer, start your show!"

"Watch and study hard, I've started my barrage recording function. ”

Brother Alphabet from Station A said that everything was ready, just waiting for the anchor to start teaching. ”

"Well, okay, since you're not afraid, then I'm welcome, I'll briefly talk about a few things to survive in the wilderness, there is really no way, in order to survive and follow the local customs, you will inevitably come into contact. ”

(PS: The following content is a little bit % high energy and some heavy tastes, you can skip it and read the next chapter directly if you mind!!)

"TOP1, it's the raw ram high pill that made Bei Ye eat and collapse!"

Chen Fan clearly remembered that in the video at that time, Bei Ye's classic expression after eating that thing.

It is rumored that this is still the best (e) food (xin) eaten by Bei Ye, who made him the man who stood at the top of the food chain on the earth!

Similarly, as a top man on this parallel water blue star, Chen Fan still didn't plan to try.

"Top2, it's those wriggling maggots under the bark!!! this one is actually similar to the tree worms I ate before, which is the second most delicious. ”

"Lemon isn't cute at all: anchor, are you serious? You've really eaten that thing, (shocked expression)"

"Mo Yan: Heh, young lady is new, go look for it on the Ali Ali barrage, the anchor started eating insects when he broadcast live for the first time. ”

In fact, when Chen Fan was hiking in the Three Gorges with a donkey friend in his previous life, he tried the wriggling maggots under the roots of the banyan tree.

"The next Top3 is the bug combination Burger King!

The ingredients are: grasshoppers, beetles, moths and other insects, and a cockroach... Or grasshoppers.

Step 1: Pour out all the bugs and put them in your hands. Step 2: Knead, pay attention to grasp the strength and posture of kneading! Don't use too much force, otherwise it will fly out and waste part of it after bursting;

Also knead evenly so that all the flavors come together perfectly!

In the process of eating, it must not be too rough!!"

"Then there are the general, such as the rats that have eaten, and when there is no water source in the desert, they drink their own urine, and some animal eyes, such as cows or moose. ”

Chen Fan didn't want to say too much, for fear of causing discomfort to the audience on the platform, in fact, he was just spreading the difficulties encountered in surviving in the wilderness, and sometimes he had to eat (drink) these authentic dark dishes in order to survive successfully and get out of the desperate situation of death.

"By the way, if you are in the desert steppe of Africa, you are thirsty, and you can't find a water source for a while, you can squeeze water out of the elephant's poop and filter it, and you can also drink it to prevent heat stroke. ”

Thinking of this, Chen Fan couldn't help but think of that Bei Ye again, the host of the wilderness program, the former British special forces, in the process of surviving in the wild, he not only surpassed the death threat of nature, but also searched for all kinds of food everywhere to survive.

He came to the parallel world of Shui Lanxing, and he also survived in the wilderness, although he did not have sufficient team support for logistics, but he had invincible system assistance, and he also had to keep up with Bei Ye and pay tribute to De Ye!

Of course, the recipe for survival by yourself must be unbearable to look at.

The retrieval system stores the memory of the earth, and Chen Fan randomly counted a paragraph:

I remember reading a similar book in which a wilderness expert wrote in his diary: 'Over the years, I have eaten many unpalatable things... Some of them were so unpalatable that I wanted to vomit;

Some of them were so unpalatable that I was shocked;

And some... Let's be honest, I'd rather run away to the ends of the earth than try it again. ’

But it's all about living.

"The wilderness master, he said, "Survival is rarely beautiful, and this is especially true when it comes to life-saving food. 】

So, as a man at the top of the food chain, bugs, snakes, are these unpalatable?

NO!NO!NO!

Far from it.

Believe me, as long as you follow me and watch the live broadcast all the way, I believe that when I really need to live, I can eat more heart-wrenching food than these words. ”

Chen Fan talked eloquently, but the sailors on the other side of the screen were panicked, especially some children, who were about to be vomited by Chen Fan.

"Devil, anchor, do you know, my family is going to have dinner, you guy who doesn't want the bottom line. ”

"Toxic anchor, take it off, take it off!"

"Ahhh ”

"Hey, I hope the anchor doesn't encounter such a harsh environment, if you can, don't eat it!"

"Drinking the water squeezed out of the elephant's poop, what kind of operation is this, ruining the three views!"

"Hey, how do I feel, the wind is so cool now, is it going to rain?"

Chen Fan noticed that something was unusual, and he was chatting energetically.

Suddenly, on the other side of the hill in the distance, a golden green star appeared in front of the screen......