Chapter 0694 - It Doesn't Hurt
Is Boss Wang alive?
It's really alive. The three people in the barbecue restaurant looked at Rowan with a confused face, and said secretly: "After our spatula is burned red, there will be such an effect." Why didn't we even notice it before!?"
Certainly not the reason for the spatula. Otherwise, wouldn't this spatula become a goblin, or an artifact?
Luo Wen smiled, looked at the hot lying on the ground and rolling, looking dead and alive, Boss Wang, and said with a serious face: "No, no, no, this big change of mine has not been completely successful." You're just spinning around before the door closes. If I stop, you'll be taken away by the goblins again! β
"No, no, no, I'm alive! I'm alive! Don't get hot anymore!" said Boss Wang as he rolled around on the ground.
He's certainly not a dead man. From the beginning, he was playing dead. What kind of band-aid is attached to the wound? Rowan dared to believe that if someone tore open that layer of band-aids now, it would definitely be Yunnan Baiyao ointment and hemostatic medicine.
As for the wounds he received a few times from the knife before, they were not too serious at all. The fruit knife was only as long as a little finger, and it didn't stab into half of the length, and it was estimated to be only a few centimeters. How can it be so easy to die!
To be honest, Rowan was almost deceived too. If it weren't for the fact that this group of people were not pure-minded and pretended to be dead to cheat money, Rowan might have really thought that these guys were really that stupid. Now it seems that these guys were trying to blackmail money from this barbecue restaurant that has not been open for a long time from the beginning. It's just that I didn't expect that the male chef was so bloody that he was desperate with a knife.
"Don't be hot anymore, I'm alive! You've succeeded!" Boss Wang cried and rolled and continued to beg for mercy. The hooligan brother originally wanted to come up to help, but as soon as he saw the reddening spatula in Luo Wen's hand, he stared at them very honestly one by one, and didn't dare to step forward.
After laughing, this is not a pocket version of the fruit knife with a small thumb. If this is a blow to the face, it will be completely disfigured. After that, when you go out, how can you tease other people's little girls.
Luo Wen glanced at the group of little brothers, and then asked with a smile: "Oh, Boss Wang, do you feel pain when you are so hot?"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts to death! It hurts me to death! Big brother, please, don't burn it anymore, or I'll be burned to death by you! It's really burned!" When Boss Wang heard this question, he didn't need to turn his brain, and he sold it miserably. The voice sounded as miserable as it could be! The people who listened to it couldn't help but show compassion in their hearts.
However, Rowan smiled, and then said seriously: "That's it, that's it!"
Boss Wang said in a daze: "What do you mean? What is this? I'm alive, big brother, don't be hot anymore?"
"No! Of course not!" Rowan said very firmly, "You feel the heat, you feel the pain, that's right." This ghost is most afraid of pain, the most afraid of hot things, as soon as it burns, they will feel the pain of the heart, the pain of death. It's exactly the same as you said! This shows that you're still a ghost! You haven't really come back to life, you have to continue to burn!"
As he spoke, Rowan moved his arm, shoveled down, and pressed it on Boss Wang's buttocks
In the position of "Long Horn", the painful Boss Wang let out a miserable scream again.
- "Ahh
Rowan nodded and said, "Look, let's just say that you're still a ghost, it doesn't hurt! Come on, let me give you another chance, and you'll almost be able to really come back to life!"
"Whew-no!no!no!no!no!no!
It hurts to death.
"It doesn't hurt, does it really don't hurt, or does it really hurt if it's fake? Don't deceive a little innocence like me. The corners of Luo Wen's mouth hooked and said lightly.
Scum, if you have the chance, you have to punish it well. Isn't it necessary to make all innocent people pay for such a dog thing? Rowan is not the kind of person who wants innocents to pay for harm.
Hearing Luo Wen's question, Boss Wang, who was lying on the ground panting, reluctantly showed a smile and said, "No, it doesn't hurt." It doesn't hurt. It really doesn't hurt! Hahaha! I'm alive! I'm really alive this time...... Whew!"
Before he finished speaking, Rowan went down with a shovel again, his eyes were full of tears, but he didn't dare to cry out for pain, and said vigorously: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all!"
"Does it really hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt!
"Really?"
"Huhuhu...... Really, really. Big brother, it really doesn't hurt. "Boss Wang was almost crazy by Luo Wen.
Rowan hummed, threw the spatula to the male chef, and said, "It's right if it doesn't hurt! This means that you're not a ghost! Isn't it? Since you don't hurt, it means that you have also come back to life, and I won't burn you." β
"Woooooooooo......oo Woo woo...... "Boss Wang lay on the ground and cried." Originally, he thought that Luo Wen was merciful, and he let himself go when he saw that he was too miserable, and he just wanted to say thank you, but when he saw the spatula in the male chef's hand, there was no red at all. He still doesn't understand anything. It's not because of the mercy at all, it's because the spatula has cooled down.
It hurts Lao Tzu to death.
"Woooooooooo......oo Here, rush up to Lao Tzu and kill this bastard! Lao Tzu is going to put him in the oil pan and fry him vigorously! Blow him up!"
The younger brother saw that Rowan did not have a weapon in his hand for self-defense, and he could be described as unarmed, so he immediately shrank into a turtle bastard one by one. clenched his fists and smashed them at Rowan.
Luo Wen smiled and said, "Hey, look at this young master's broken son and grandson's feet!"
"Ahh
"Ahh
With four happy cries in a row, the four younger brothers all covered their crotches and looked at Rowan with a sad face: "Big, big brother spare his life! Wait, wait for us to buy a band-aid and then go it alone!"
"I'll smash you and kill you!" Rowan hadn't said yet, and the male chef had already raised the spatula in his hand and slapped them hard.
The sound of a knock was like a muggle.
"I want you to be arrogant, I want you to jump! I want you to pretend to be hard to live! We will fight with you today!"
Turning his head, it turned out to be the thin boss and his sister, turned around and ran to the kitchen,
One person held a pestle and a noodle stick, and the other grabbed a frying pan, rushed out of the store, jumped up and gave a bang to Boss Wang, who had just gotten up, and smashed it on the head, dizzy.
Boss Wang saw that there was nothing he could do about it, so he could only run away quickly. He shouted: "Thirty-six strategies, running is the best policy! Brothers, I'm your uncle's! Don't run away! Save me!"
Turning their heads, the little brothers all staggered away.
"Brother Wang, you're very happy to bully our honest people, aren't you?" the thin man said with a calm face while holding the pestle stick.
Boss Wang smiled bitterly and hurriedly said, "No, there is nothing to do." Die...... Brother Lu, Brother Lu, I was wrong. But don't blame me for this. It's not a brother, it's a person, it's a sister who is too charming. I didn't hold it all of a sudden, and I couldn't help but ...... to my sister Don't hit me! Don't slap your face! Don't slap your face! I still want to eat with my face!"
- "Whoa, girl, I was wrong. Don't shoot it, don't ...... Oh, big sister, ah! beauty! oh roar! miss! aha! I was wrong! spare my life! Woman, woman!"
Rowan left a hundred yuan on the table, turned around and left with Qin Yue. There's nothing to see about this bustle. I believe that after today's incident, this Wang Boss will also be more restrained. This barbecue restaurant may still be open.
Qin Yue took a deep breath and said, "Let's go, take a taxi back." I'll take you somewhere tomorrow. β
Ha?
Rowan waved his hand and said, "Are you going to continue tomorrow......?
"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and take a taxi, I'll call you to get up tomorrow morning! What's the matter? Not happy? There is a beautiful woman calling you to get up, what are you not happy about?" Qin Yue glared at Luo Wen.
Rowan smiled, female devil!
Soon, the two took a taxi and went back. When I entered the house, my parents were still watching TV, Rowan said hello, took a shower, and lay down in bed.
The next day, sure enough, it was still very early, Qin Yue ran to Luo Wen's room and ripped Luo Wen out of bed. Inside the washroom, looking at the mirror in front of him, Rowan wondered, is this my house okay, is it a bit too much for you to come and go so freely.
Of course, he just thought about it.
After washing, Qin Yue rarely asked Rowan to run with her to somewhere this time, but asked Rowan to drive her to a place. said that he was buying a National Day gift for Uncle Qin.
National Day Gift ...... Well, okay, okay.
ββTianhe County Flower and Bird Market.
Rowan stopped the car and stretched. When he opened his arms, Qin Yue suddenly jumped over and plunged his palms into Luo Wen's armpits.
"Ouch, you're going to play hooligan with me!" Rowan said with a smile. If you want to tickle me Luo someone, I'm afraid you can't think about it.
"Huh, you're not afraid of itching, how could it be?" Qin Yue put her hands in Luo Wen's armpits, moved a few times, and found that Luo Wen looked at herself with a smile, and she didn't feel itchy at all.
Luo Wen smiled evilly and said: "Yueyue, although we are very familiar, but if you dare to play hooligan on me in public, you will be finished." Look at me!"
"Ahh......h Bastard hahaha......"
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