Section 40, I am from the Song Dynasty
"Ahem, teacher!"
Yan Ruyu's face suddenly turned pale as paper, coughed dryly, and said, "I was originally a human being! However, I was born in the Song Dynasty and am already a thousand years old. I have long forgotten the exact date of birth......"
Burst!
Ye Zhifan picked up a cup of tea on the table and was drinking it, when he heard her, he almost squirted out.
"The people of the Song Dynasty are really fake? And they have lived for more than a thousand years! ”
Ye Zhifan complained.
"What's wrong with the people of the Song Dynasty? Which of those immortals in the sky doesn't live for thousands of years? Moreover, there is Song Zhenzong's "Persuasion" as proof: Marrying a wife is not hated and there is no unscrupulous matchmaker, and there is Yan Ruyu ......in the book."
Teacher Yan Ruyu glanced at Ye Zhifan, sighed and said: "In the Song Dynasty, the Lun family was a dream lover in the minds of thousands of scholars. It's a pity that people are now old and yellow......"
After living for more than a thousand years, do you still want to be old?
However, this is not scientific!
The life span of a human being lasts for one or two hundred years. Why did Yan Ruyu live for nearly a thousand years? Since she has lived for more than a thousand years, why hasn't she become an immortal?!
There's got to be a story here!
Ye Zhifan was confused and curious, and couldn't help asking, "Teacher Yan, you have lived for more than a thousand years, how did you do it? Can you teach me a little immortal experience?"
"The reason why I can live for a thousand years is because I happened to meet a god from the sky, and I ate a peach from the Queen Mother, and I have a little aura on my body. Later, when I met Mei Chaofeng in a cave, I cultivated her Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and I had no problem dealing with one or two hundred mortals......"
Yan Ruyu began to tell her black history in 1510.
Eating the queen mother's peach, this is not strange. After all, I ate it myself.
But Mei Chaofeng?
Also nine yin and white bone claws, what the hell are they!
Ye Zhifan suddenly remembered the witch in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". Could it be that Mei Chaofeng is a real person......? It's really interesting.
"Teacher Yan, what about your master Mei Chaofeng?"
Ye Zhifan asked curiously.
"Master Mei?"
Yan Ruyu held her chin in her hand and said thoughtfully: "A thousand years have passed, and Master Mei has long passed away. However, she left behind a white skeleton. I often wear the white skeleton as a memorial ...... in her memory," she said, unbuttoning her blouse, revealing a pair of snow-white towering peaks and a human-headed skeleton.
Skull beauty?
Bone skeletons?
Peaty, no wonder the pirated version is reflected in the demon mirror, a pair of white bones?!
"Teacher Yan, all the doubts in my heart have been solved, and I am leaving. ”
Ye Zhifan got up and wanted to leave.
"Ah, I've lived for more than a thousand years, and now I'm at the end of my life, and I'm going to become a man-eating ghost. ”
Yan Ruyu suddenly revealed a hideous face, a skull, blood dripping from his eyes, sharp teeth, and two fingernails a foot long...... It was the first time Ye Zhifan saw a ghost, and he was so frightened that he turned around and ran.
"Little handsome guy, where to go?!"
How could Yan Ruyu let go of Ye Zhifan, she jumped up high, pounced on Ye Zhifan, and said loudly: "The reason why I can live forever is that I often have to eat people, especially men who are full of yang energy. Moreover, you seem to have a familiar fairy aura on you, it's so fragrant that I'm hungry to death. ”
Although Ye Zhifan ran fast, Yan Ruyu came and went like the wind, and he was soon caught up.
Peaty, what do you have a magic weapon to run?
"Yan Ruyu, if you come over again, I will use the magic weapon to collect you. ”
Ye Zhifan immediately took out his mobile phone from his body, preparing to extract the Nine Xuan Divine Thunder from the treasure chest.
"Cut, I just want to drink a little bit of your essence and blood, and I don't want to kill for money!
Yan Ruyu was indignant and said.
"Eh, Yan Ruyu, you said that you and Ms. Bai Gujing, the customer service lady of the fairy mall, are you alone?"
Ye Zhifan saw that Yan Ruyu had recovered his charming sauce purple, so he asked.
"Who the White Bone Spirit, who is the White Bone Spirit?What the hell is the ?......fairy mall?"
Yan Ruyu asked with a confused expression.
Hehe, it seems that Yan Ruyu doesn't know about the fairy world red envelope group and the things about the fairy world mall.
Pretty good!
It seems that Yan Ruyu has nothing to do with the customer service lady of the fairy mall, the white bone spirit.
"Yan Ruyu, since you can live for a thousand years, you must have some magical powers. But why don't you practice in the mountains, but go to the No. 1 Middle School to teach and educate people?"
Ye Zhifan had many doubts in his heart and asked.
"Hehe, it's convenient to eat people!"
Yan Ruyu licked her mouth, said bluntly, and said, "I admire you very much, your willpower is so strong, and you have successfully resisted my fatal temptation." Okay, from now on, you and I will not interfere with the river water, and the well ......water will not interfere with the river water," Yan Ruyu floated away.
Nima, no wonder No. 1 Middle School has lost many sunny and handsome middle school students! This can also explain very well, why did Yan Ruyu live in a villa and drive a luxury car?
With a little magical power, in the world, it is not a matter to get rich and become well-off.
What should I do with Yan Ruyu?
Kill with the Nine Xuan Divine Thunder, after all, I have been my own teacher, and I can't bear it!
But let her go, and hurt others.
Forget it, if you eliminate harm for the people, you can also accumulate merit.
Ye Zhifan thought of this, and quietly clicked to extract the Nine Xuan Divine Thunder from the treasure chest of his mobile phone. He followed Yan Ruyu and came to her villa.
"Boom!"
Ye Zhifan pulled out the cork of the bottle, and then released the Nine Heavens Xuan Thunder from inside. Thunderbolts flew out of the bottle, covering the entire Cuiyun Villa.
"You...... How do you have such a fetish?"
Yan Ruyu saw a thunderstorm in the sky, came out to take a look, and saw Ye Zhifan holding a bottle in his hand, releasing thunder and lightning. She couldn't help but tremble, her face changed drastically, and she asked.
"Hehe, Mr. Yan, I'll tell you the truth. ”
Ye Zhifan smiled and said, "I am now a person who can talk to the immortals, but you eat people and harm the world." I'm going to destroy you now and eliminate the harm for the people, so that I can accumulate merit, but I can't help it. ”
"Huh......? You are so vicious, I have my true feelings for you in vain. ”
Yan Ruyu said and quickly hid in the basement.
However, the thunder followed like a shadow, as if in the next second, Yan Ruyu could be killed.
Feeling the tremendous power of the thunder, Yan Ruyu's face changed drastically. At the moment of life and death, she used her whole body cultivation with both hands forward, trying to block the thunderous blow.
"Ahh
Yan Ruyu's face was pale, and she was about to lose her support. She faced Ye Zhifan directly, showed a bleak smile, and said, "You want to destroy me, please give me a reasonable explanation?
Teacher-student friendship?
When Ye Zhifan heard this, he couldn't bear it a little.
Forget it.
"Teacher Yan, as long as you promise not to eat people again in the future, I can let you go. ”
Ye Zhifan's heart softened and asked.
"I promise not to eat people, if you break the precepts, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!"
Yan Ruyu raised her right hand and swore.
"Well, I'll trust you once. ”
Ye Zhifan manipulated the Thunder Bottle, recovered all the thunder, and left Cuiyun Villa without looking back.