Chapter 1181 Stepped on You
"You've been pretty much rested lately, right? Li Qing looked at Mo Li on the other side and said lightly, "If you have time to go out and walk around, don't stay in the house in a daze." ”
"There's nowhere to move around. ”
"Then go find it. Li Qing said angrily, "How can you be so unsociable?" I dare to guarantee that as long as you hook up with three or two girls, you will be guaranteed that your time for the day will be full, and you will not be able to be idle if you want to. ”
Mo Li smirked: "Big brother, I don't have the same skills as you." I'm ugly, stupid, and crippled, and what girl can take a fancy to me. ”
Li Qing knew that Mo Li had suffered from it, and if he wanted him to really go out and find a relationship, he had to muster up courage.
Turning the beer bottle in his hand, Li Qing swept around awkwardly, and finally stopped his gaze on a thin shadow on the beach not far away.
The woman faced the sea and sat on the soft sand facing Li Qing. He wore a wide-brimmed straw hat on his head, a beige trench coat, and a thick scarf around his neck, wrapping himself tightly. She held a notebook in her hand, carefully jotting down something.
The soft leather handbag is placed beside him, and a camera is pressed on it, which looks like a reporter who is out to collect style, or some young woman full of literary atmosphere.
In Li Qing's stereotype, literary and artistic young women are not easy to provoke. But this one seems to be a special case, she gives people a rather soft temperament, like spring breeze and rain.
"Look over there. Li Qing raised his hand and pointed to the place where the woman was, and said to Mo Li with an oath, "Although I can't see her face clearly, I can be sure that she is definitely a beauty." ”
"Oh. Mo Li nodded, not even looking back, looking uninterested.
Li Qing muttered, "Look back." ”
"Oh. Mo Li turned around again and glanced at it lightly, then turned back, picked up the seafood skewers on the plate, and ate them deliciously.
The corner of Li Qing's mouth twitched slightly: "Your interest in the food in your hand is obviously much higher than that of beautiful women." ”
Mo Li replied without raising his head: "Women can deceive people." ”
Li Qing knew that the last time he was in Mingtai, Mo Li was betrayed by that girl and was hurt too deeply. He has developed a fear of women, and in order to avoid injury, he prefers to avoid them.
"Nonsense. Li Qing reprimanded angrily, "I was deceived because you were unladylike, look at Qiuqiu, when did you cheat me?
Mo Li grinned: "Big brother, you are a person with great opportunities, and the women around you are all fairies." I'm no better than you, and I don't expect that to have that life. ”
After being silent for a while, Li Qing still did not give up. He propped one hand on the table and began to follow the temptation: "Mo Li, what do you guess the girl behind you looks like?"
"I don't know. ”
"Do you guess she's not pretty?"
"I don't know. ”
A sly smile appeared at the corner of Li Qing's mouth: "Why don't we go and have a look?"
Mo Li swallowed the contents of his mouth and looked up at Li Qing: "Big brother, isn't it okay?
"This girl, eighty percent has a strong literary atmosphere, and she just learns from you. Li Qing said with a smile, "Don't you want to take a walk with her, talk about life, talk about ideals?"
Mo Li pouted: "I don't want to, I don't have any ideals to talk to her." ”
Li Qing was still not discouraged: "Look how boring you are to talk, if there is a girl with you, talking, chatting, and watching movies when you have nothing to do, how nice it is." Even if you don't want to do anything, wouldn't it be nice to have someone sitting next to you and being in a daze with you?"
Mo Li shook his head again and again: "I'm very happy with you, big brother, let's sit down and talk a few more words, why bother others..."
"Damn..."Li Qing only felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, "Don't be foolish, why don't you understand? Are special brothers and women the same thing? You want to be with me, I don't want to stay with you." ”
Mo Li had a bitter face: "Big brother, I really don't want to..."
Li Qingqian's donkey skills were poor, and he patted the table and glared: "You want to try again?"
Mo Li shrank his neck in fright, and the seafood skewers in his hand fell on the table with a clatter: "Big brother, you dissipate your anger, I want to... I don't think so. ”
"It's pretty much the same, and the children can be taught. Li Qing nodded with a smile, "Then you can go over and have a chat now and ask for a contact information." ”
"Huh?" Mo Li's eyes widened, "Big brother, you... It was so sudden..."
Li Qing waved his hand angrily: "Go quickly, you have to learn to communicate with people now." Big brother, this is cultivating you, all for your good, you can't live up to my good intentions. ”
Mo Li looked panicked: "Big brother, I... I don't know what to say, what if she hits me?
"Give back your sister's hand, do you still want to beat a woman?" Li Qing glared angrily, "Why are you so stupid?
"Hey, hey, big brother, how can I have your ability..."
Li Qing clasped his hands on his chest, frowned and thought for a moment: "In this way, you can walk over and say to her, hey, beauty, you are so beautiful, can you ask for a contact information?"
Mo Li looked at Li Qing's appearance, and shuddered: "Big brother, I want to beat you when I see it." ”
"That's... Then take it another way, be calmer. Li Qing blinked, "You go over and say, please let me go, don't hinder me from watching the scenery." ”
Mo Li looked surprised: "Then won't she just leave?"
"It's impossible, when a woman encounters this kind of cold type, she will generally be curious..."Li Qing looked at Mo Li on the other side, stopped his words suddenly, and immediately shook his head again and again, "No, no, your head is too big, it's too scary." If the girl sees you, she will not be curious, but will only be afraid, and she will think that you are here to collect protection money. ”
Mo Li nodded hurriedly: "I'll just say, I'm not this material at all, how can I please others." ”
Stretching out a finger, Li Qing tapped his head, and suddenly a flash of inspiration. He beckoned to Mo Li, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "You lean over a little, and I will pass you a wonderful move that is creative and not exaggerated." ”
"No, you must be trying to trick me. ”
"You can't get through?"
"Don't..."
"Come here!"
Mo Li was so frightened that he shrank his neck again and obediently came to Li Qing's side.
Li Qing stretched out a finger, pointed at the shadow on the beach, and said in a low voice: "You walked over and told her like this, I'm sorry, I stepped on your clothes." ”
"I'm not blind, how can I step on it..."
"Holy, are you a pig? Li Qing poked Mo Li's head, looking shocked, "I didn't let you really step on other people's beautiful clothes, I just asked you to find an opening statement." ”
"That's... What do I say after that?"
Li Qing looked like she was coming over: "After that, you see her reaction, she will most likely say that it doesn't matter, then you take the opportunity to sit down on the side and ask her what she is doing." ”
Mo Li looked at Li Qing with a blank eye: "If she doesn't say that, how can I lose money?"
"Damn, that probability doesn't exist. Li Qing reached out and patted Mo Li's head again, "I'll correct it, the probability that she answered that it doesn't matter is 100%, this time it's okay, right?"
"No problem. ”
"Repeat, what are you going to say when you go over to her?"
Mo Li's throat rolled a little, and said in a difficult voice: "No... No... Nope..."
"How can you say a human word?"
"No... I'm sorry, I... I stepped on you. ”
Li Qing held his forehead with his hand, his face full of frustration: "If you really step down, you can trample the girl to death." ”
Mo Li pulled away and sat back: "Forget it, I'm stupid." ”
"I'm not stupid at all when I quibble. Li Qing tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Do it again, what should I say?"
"I'm sorry. Mo Li gritted his teeth, "I stepped on your clothes." ”
"Finally got it right. Li Qing breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and rubbed his cheeks, "But what's the matter with your face full of green muscles?
"Then I..."
Li Qing waved his hand: "Don't talk nonsense, let's do it again." The voice was softer, as if talking to me. ”
"I..."
"Damn, don't talk about it, you're so fierce. Li Qing took off his jacket and threw it on the ground, "You step on it." ”
"Big brother, this is your clothes. ”
Li Qing's face darkened: "I know it's my clothes, let you step on it." ”
Mo Li had no choice but to move his prosthetic leg, carefully tapped it on his clothes, stretched his neck and asked, "Didn't you get dirty?"
Li Qing waved his hand: "Do it again, what do you say now?"
"I'm sorry I stepped on your clothes. ”
"yes, yes. Li Qing nodded with satisfaction, "Go now, I'll cheer you on here." ”
Mo Li's mouth opened wide, as if he could swallow a watermelon alive: "Huh?
"Nonsense, how old are you? Go out to find a girl and ask your parents to accompany you?" Li Qing picked up his clothes from the ground and patted them, raised his head and glared, "Don't talk nonsense, get out of here!"
Mo Li stood up tremblingly, took three steps towards the figure on the beach, and suddenly turned around again: "Big brother, I don't dare." ”
"What's not to dare?"
"I'm shivering..."
Li Qing handed the wine bottle to Mo Li, and said arrogantly: "It's all dry, drink to strengthen your courage!"
"Big brother, this..."
"Give me a drink!"
Mo Li gritted his teeth, reached out and took the wine bottle, and drank it all with a of his neck.