Chapter 31: Two Drag Oil Bottles
"Essentially, mage, I refuse. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info: "Li Jie almost didn't think about it, and he was about to reject the ancient one."
None of the two brothers are easy to get, Thor has a fiery personality, and he also has a sledgehammer to help him do evil.
And Loki's belly full of bad water, he sold it, I'm afraid he doesn't know it yet.
Although it may be that Loki on this timeline has not done anything bad, Li Jie is still not at ease with Loki. After all, it was too deeply influenced by the plot of the movie in the previous life.
Isn't it to get yourself in trouble by keeping these two brothers around, and to help Thor find a normal life as a mortal, and then learn to be humble. This is a super troublesome question.
"Nightkin you're the first person in so many years to refuse the Supreme Mage's request. Gu Yi's smile was still very kind, but why did Li Jie feel goosebumps.
Is this a threat? This is a proper threat? Is it a soft one, but if it doesn't work, it's going to be hard!
At this time, Loki shook his head, put down the magic book in his hand, and walked into Li Jie and said.
"We're not going to trouble you, it's mostly for my brother's sake. And his current divine power has been sealed by Odin, and now he is just a mortal, you don't need to worry about his bad temper causing any trouble. ”
Loki's words are true, Odin has indeed sealed Thor's power this time.
He's just a relatively strong normal guy now, and maybe some martial arts skills.
But most of his abilities can only be exercised by relying on his own divine power, and now Thor is afraid that even the Punisher will be able to abuse him at will.
"But how can I trust you?" said Li Jie, looking at Loki.
"You are a god of pranks and lies, and I don't think a god of lies can be trusted. "Lee Kit has a deep prejudice against Loki.
Loki didn't say anything, and he held a richly crafted one-handed sword from his waist in his hand.
Although the sword was concealed by the scabbard, Li Jie could still feel a slight fluctuation in energy.
This kind of energy Li Jie is not familiar with, it is not any power that he has been exposed to before, maybe this is the divine power of Asgard?
"This is the Sword of Truth (The Sword of Truth, the sword worn by the eternal god of glory in Norse mythology. )。 When I wear this sword, I will not be able to lie, and what I say is under the witness of the true sword. What Loki said made Li Jie a little incredulous.
"I can vouch for that Loki wasn't lying. Gu Yi saw Li Jie's doubts and helped Loki speak.
Well, it looks like the current Loki is not the bad Loki in the back, Li Jie thought.
Because in memory, Loki's weapon was supposed to be a scepter, not a sword, and it looks like the timeline has been altered again.
"This sword can cut through all lies, illusions, and tricks, including the fact that I can see your handsome little face now. Loki's smile and words made Li Jie shudder.
It's nothing for the ancients to see through his identity, but now Loki has seen through it, although he used an artifact, but Li Jie really hates this damn artifact now.
One day I'll have to get an artifact, damn it! How can there be so many artifacts in this world, even if you have that Thunderhammer, and now there is a real sword.
Loki walked around behind Li Jie and handed the hilt of the True Sword to Li Jie.
"Hold it and see it, and you will know the power of this sword, and you may try to compliment my brother in the most ornate language. ”
Li Jie held his hand on the hilt of his sword with some suspicion, and he didn't think Loki could play any tricks in front of the ancient one.
"I think about it. Li Jie looked at Thor, who was sitting on the ground and had no gesture to speak of, racking his brains to come up with some words of praise.
Thor looked like a bull with an interrupted heat, ugly crawling on the floor and sullen. It's like an abandoned toy, it looks pitiful, but it also has a sense of deserved. ”
Wait! What did I just say? I should praise Thor, how did it turn into humiliation?
Although those were indeed the thoughts that I had just been thinking in my head, how could I express them!
Li Jie was amazed at the power of this sword, and it seemed that he really couldn't lie when he held this sword.
Li Jie looked back in surprise and wanted to glance at Loki, but Loki put away the Sword of Truth before Li Jie could turn around.
didn't let Li Jie hold the sword of truth and see his own appearance.
"Do you believe it now? Odin's mana is something I can't resist. He has given me the True Sword, and whether I hold it or not, the mana of the True Sword will work on me. Loki shrugged his shoulders and reminded Lee.
"But now is not the time for you to be surprised, you have a big angry man behind your back, and I think you should get rid of him first. ”
Well, Li Jie forgot that he had just angered Thor.
With Thor's character, how could he accept this humiliation, especially the humiliation of being a man of the Atrium.
"Mortals draw your weapons!Thor, the son of Odin, the god of thunder, has officially challenged you!" Thor wielded an axe and howled to invite Li Jie to fight.
Li Jie felt that if it was a comic book now, he should add a few black lines to his head.
Well, Thor, who is now mortal, is just a weak chicken. Li Jie can send him away at will.
But this guy is really too resilient, after Li Jie hit Thor for the twentieth time, he stood up again and roared with an axe.
Gu Yi looked at all this with a smile, Odin's children really looked like they needed more education.
By the time Thor's body finally couldn't support the fatigue and couldn't stand, it was already half an hour later.
"So you saw the mage, so I really can't help if Thor fights me every day. "Because Li Jie didn't dare to seriously injure Thor, lest Odin chase him when the time comes, the fight with Thor was also extremely painful.
"Don't worry, I'm Thor's guardian in the mortal world, Odin's law is in my hands, and I can keep Thor from bothering you. Loki floated to Li Jie's side and said quietly.
Loki's hands interlaced, and a sheepskin scroll appeared in his hand, and Asgard's incantation was silently chanted.
And Thor obviously received the effect of the spell, although he was a little resentful, but he was no longer staring at Li Jie with murderous eyes.
"Why didn't you take it out sooner!" Li Jie now felt like he had just been tricked into being a monkey with Thor.
"Because you didn't ask me, I thought you were releasing and educating my beloved brother. Loki explained with an innocent expression.
Well, with the Sword of Truth, Loki can't become the god of lies, but even then it's still not easy to mess with.
"I heard you're looking for metaphysical knowledge, Nightcrawler. Gu Yi had seen enough of the farce and said.
"Kamataki has enough books on metaphysics, and even a lot of proficient teachers, and if you accept this task, I can even teach you metaphysics and mysticism, and even magic. ”
Is this a big stick, a sweet date? But it still seems to be a loss.
"Last time you said you, Master, that the door to Kamataki's knowledge is always open to me. ”
"Nightcrawler, this time, that time. ”
Whew, Li Jie took a deep breath and resisted the urge to scold his mother.
"Rocky don't forget to take away the electronics in your room, and the outside world is not like Kamateiki, there is not a waifi everywhere, and it costs money to use data on your mobile phone. ”
When Li Jie and the two brothers were about to immediately Kamateiki, Gu Yi finally told him.
Loki looked like he had quite a few things in stock, two large trolley cases.
It is also equipped with many trendy electronic devices, such as the latest mobile phones, personal tablets and smart watches.
The dress is also very fashionable, and walking on the street attracts the attention of many girls.
And now that Li Jie has been seen through, he simply took the two brothers to his comic company with his true face.
Otherwise, I really don't have a place to place these two brothers, but fortunately, there are enough rooms in that big villa, and there is no problem at all in preparing two rooms for these two brothers as a zero-hour residence.
Some of our own employees also live directly in the villa.
"Wow, boss, is this our new employee?" the receptionist at the front desk of the comic book company looked at the two different styles of brothers, her eyes glowing green.
"This is the new office assistant. Li Jie nodded and pointed at Loki.
"This is the new security guard and handyman. "This refers to Thor.
Loki seems to have done a little homework with the Ancient One and knows what Earth is like now.
But Thor looked like he didn't want to know at all.
Mocking human technology as a pitiful little trick, Li Jie's favor for Thor has dropped to a freezing point along the way.
I didn't think I used to watch movies, but now that I have real contact, I know how arrogant and arrogant Thor is.
And it was his arrogance that caused Odin to hesitate to rule Asgard.
This deprived him of his divine powers, and laid him down in the mortal world to let him learn how a normal person should live, instead of thinking about how to fight.
Now it seems that Thor has not yet understood Odin's painstaking efforts, he just feels that being demoted to anyone is Odin's punishment for him.
As for why he was punished, well, there seem to be quite a lot of reasons.
For example, stealing the solar boat and going to a strange planet to fight the local indigenous demons without Odin's permission.
For example, in a tavern on a certain planet, he flirted with a waitress, and finally caused a conflict, and ended up slaughtering a local god.
Or maybe it was because he stole the wine brewed by some giants and caused a war or something.
There's a lot of this anyway, so much so that Thor doesn't care what Odin punished him for.
The only thing he cared about now was how long his sentence would last, and he was counting on returning to Asgard to fight the enemy sooner.
Thor, who can't fight, is no different from a salted fish to Thor.
And he probably didn't understand how some disgruntled guy was going to take revenge on him.
When Li Jie and Loki make an agreement, they are ready to educate a certain Thor.
Thor felt a chill on his body. "The mortal body is too weak to endure even this little cold. (To be continued.) )