"Dongzi, use some acupoint kung fu to light down the table and show them. ”

When Li Dong heard this, he immediately raised his right index finger and pointed it on the solid wood dining table.

Click......

The faint sound of wood crumbling.

After Li Dong took his finger away, everyone saw a finger hole on the dining table, and they could actually see the floor through the light.

There was silence at the table.

At this time, the owner of the shop, Zhou Yue, personally came up with a large plate of barbecue skewers, and after putting the plate on the table next to him, he beckoned to the back kitchen: "Who, Erlin, bring a dozen small plates of barbecue." Between the words, he didn't notice the finger holes on the dining table, but glanced at Han Chong and the others outside the door, "A few little brothers, those people outside the door are people from the Yunding faction in northern Sichuan, it's not easy to mess with!"

This is persuasion, but unfortunately Guo Shaoyuan and Wu Hao are not people in the martial arts circle, so they don't understand what Zhou Sanyue means too much, and although Shu Qian understands, he doesn't care.

Yang Tang even raised his hand and patted Li Dong's shoulder, and said with a disdainful smile: "Boss Zhou, we are just going to be provoked." ”

Wednesday Yue naturally heard the arrogance and domineering in Yang Tang's words, he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I didn't mean that, the main thing is that there are many schools in Shuzhong, but they are self-contained and have the same spirit. ”

It is worth mentioning that there are "five flowers" and "eight leaves" in the martial arts circles in Shuzhong. As the saying goes, "a tree blooms with five flowers, flowers and eight leaves, the moon is bright, and the glory is full of rivers and lakes". The largest school in Sichuan is naturally Emei, and below is the Qingcheng, Huangling, Yunding, Qingniu, and Dianyi tribes, and then down are the eight sects such as Yuemen and Zhaomen, and then there are the previous factions.

In short, the martial arts school is the same as the formation of the ancient scholars' imperial examinations, the township party is the same, not to mention that there are many like cow hairs, but also like the carp that crosses the river, and Shu whether it is culture or martial arts can be traced back to at least the Three Kingdoms period, after the formation of the system, due to the inconvenient regional transportation, there is not much communication with the outside world, so it has its own pattern, and the outsiders are the same enemy.

"Dare to ask Boss Zhou, how many authentic disciples are there in Emei now?"

Regarding Yang Tang's question, Wednesday Yue was stunned for a moment, and then said: "As far as I know, when I left the Genting Sect, there were less than two hundred Emei authentic sects, and less than thirty true legends, and these thirty are also counted among the authentic sects. ”

"That's it...... The Sichuan faction is up to twenty, in terms of Emei, all the sects are added together, and the authenticity will not exceed five thousand, if you provoke me, Lao Tzu doesn't mind slaughtering him 10,000, give him a broken root, and the ears will be clean. Yang Tang said with a smile. This sounded like a joke, but Wednesday Yue inadvertently noticed the brilliant killing intent flashing in Yang Tang's eyes.

Not only Zhou Yue, but also Guo Shaoyuan, Wu Hao and others at the table could deeply feel the cold anger when Yang Tang said this.

Shu Qian knew Yang Tang's murderous nature, and frowned when she heard this: "I said Brother Tian, don't make too big a joke, okay?

Yang Tang didn't think it was angry, but joked: "Sister Qian, does this joke have anything to do with eating?"

"Of course it matters, you said it so bloody, how can I eat it when I think of the picture of killing pigs and letting blood!"

"It's also ha, when you eat a pork skewer, you think of killing pigs, if you want to eat that, you don't have to think of killing people!" Yang Tang said.

Hearing this, everyone at the table was stunned. Wu Hao said: "Brother Tang, is there any barbecue related to people?"

"Of course there are ......"

"What?" Everyone was curious, but a little frightened, for fear that Yang Tang would say something that would roster people's hearts or something.

Yang Tang avoided the seriousness and said lightly: "I want to tell you everything, what is the use of your heads?" ”

Everyone was embarrassed for a while, but Shu Qian pouted and said: "Cut~~ You don't have an answer yourself and let us think, it's really ......"

Yang Tang said: "I don't have an answer, does the human meat barbecued pork bun count?"

"Cut~~ The human meat barbecued pork bun is not a barbecue, and there is no need to sell it!" Shu Qian said disdainfully, "How is it?

Yang Tang didn't say anything with a gloomy face, and after a few seconds, just when everyone thought he was really out of words, he grinned suddenly, revealing his white and neat teeth and dazzling: "In this way, only the pork skewers you eat meet the requirements." ”

As soon as these words came out, not only Shu Qian and others, but even Boss Zhou, who was standing not far away and listening, were also stunned. It's not strange that eating pork skewers can be associated with killing pigs, but how can eating pork skewers be associated with killing?

Glancing at the confused eyes of everyone, the old god Yang Tang took a sip of herbal tea on the ground, and took half a bunch of mutton, and laughed: "I want to know why, right?"

"Cut~~ Who wants to know ......" Shu Qian pretended not to care, but the vicious masturbation betrayed her thoughts.

Yang Tang naturally saw through Shu Qian's psychology, and followed her words: "Since you don't want to know, forget it, everyone eats, this hot skewer is fine, and the grilled skewers should be eaten while they are hot, eat!"

When Guo Shaoyuan and the others heard this, they all hesitated to eat, but they still glanced at Yang Tang from time to time, obviously expecting an answer.

After eating for a few minutes, Shu Qian finally didn't hold back, patted the chopsticks and said: "Okay, it's the old lady's admit, as long as you give a reasonable explanation, you can let the old lady do anything!"

Yang Tang glanced at Shu Qian and said, "You're too thin, you're not interested!"

Shu Qian's black and white beautiful eyes suddenly widened: "What do you want to do dirty?" At the same time, Guo Shaoyuan also stared at Yang Tang with flickering eyes, as if he was about to turn his face if he didn't agree with him.

Yang Tang said: "What kind of dirty things do you want? I just think that even if I sell you for eight dollars, I won't be able to sell you for a few dollars, after all, you are only fifty-six waistline." ”

Shu Qian was stunned for a moment and replied: "Wrong, the old lady's waist circumference is fifty-seven, which was only measured last week." But as soon as she said that, she regretted it. Why is it so easy to expose a woman's measurements, which are as important as their age, although waist circumference is only one of them.

Yang Tang squinted at her and said lightly: "Fifty-six is fifty-six, I don't believe you will test it on the spot." ”

When Shu Qian heard this, he suddenly stood up, looked at Zhou Sanyue, and wanted to borrow a tool such as a soft ruler from him, but he realized that something was wrong just after the words were about to be spoken, and turned to glared at Yang Tang angrily and said: "The point is not whether my waistline is good or not, do you have an answer or an explanation?"

"Yes!" Yang Tang said with a determined face, "But you just said, if I give a reasonable explanation, you can do anything!"

Shu Qian's confidence was a little shaken when she looked at Yang Tang's playful eyes, but when she thought that if she regretted it, not only would she destroy her personal image, but Yang Tang would definitely refuse to reveal the answer. So she turned her heart sideways, gritted her teeth and said, "I won't take back what I said...... But if you don't have a reasonable explanation, so what?"

"Then I'll do it too... Anything will do!" Yang Tang cut the railway.

"Okay, then we'll settle it. Between the words, Shu Qian raised his hand and wanted to high-five Yang Tang as an oath.

"Wait a minute......" Guo Shaoyuan suddenly stopped him.

"Smack!" It's a pity that he finished shouting, Yang Tang was about to high-five Shu Qian, and then looked at Guo Shaoyuan with a smile and said, "What did you say?"

Shu Qian also looked at his cousin with puzzled eyes, while Wu Hao and the others watched the excitement while eating and drinking on the side.

"Sister, if you lose this bet, it will be [let you do anything], and if he loses, it will be [he can do anything], the difference between the two is great!" Guo Shaoyuan explained with a smile.

Shu Qian pondered for a moment when she heard this, and then glared at Yang Tang viciously: "You are so despicable!"

Yang Tang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Although the two of us have already high-fived and sworn an oath, if you want to break your promise and get fat, I can't do anything about you!"

Shu Qian's heart moved slightly, but she said: "Who will break their word and get fat, I don't think you can give a reasonable explanation!"

Yang Tang's evil eye is so powerful and his spiritual exploration is so sensitive, he naturally senses that Shu Qian is playing some crooked idea, but he doesn't break it, but just says: "Of course there is a reasonable explanation...... Do you see if Boss Zhou has injuries on his hands?"

Everyone turned their heads to look at each other, and found that the middle finger of Wednesday Yue's left hand was indeed wrapped in gauze.

Seeing this, Zhou Yue panicked, and waved his hand again and again: "Don't misunderstand, my hand was cut a few days ago, and it has been bandaged recently without using the knife." ”

In fact, if you cut your finger at home and continue to chop vegetables with your injured hand, your family will not care, but if you open a restaurant, you are not allowed to continue cutting vegetables with your injured hand, mainly because you are afraid that the injured person will have a blood disease and may be infected.

"What's this, it's not uncommon to cut things into your hands!" Shu Qian complained.

"But...... If a chef in the back kitchen accidentally cuts the meat into the pork with a belt and roasts it and you swallow it, you may think of killing someone. Yang Tang explained word by word, and at the end of the day, his eyebrows danced.

Shu Qian: "......"

Guo Shaoyuan: "......"

Others: "......"

In the end, Yang Tang also summed up and asked: "How is it, is my explanation reasonable?"

"Reasonable is reasonable. Shu Qian generously admitted the result, but she then said to Yang Tang: "But in view of the fact that you played tricks before, the old lady broke her promise and got fat, what are you going to do?"

Yang Tang didn't have any surprise on his face, and said with a smile: "I don't want to do anything, it was just a joke before...... Don't look at me, eat quickly, or this pot will be greasy!"

So everyone went into full swing and ate happily.

More than an hour later, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and Yang Tang and the others finally ate well. However, Han Chong and the others, who were bitterly pointed, lay on the cold and hard sidewalk for almost two hours, and their bodies were basically frozen.

It's a pity that Yang Tang and the others didn't plan to solve the acupoints for Han Chong and his gang after settling the accounts, and they got into their own cars and planned to leave.

Seeing this, the shopkeeper quickly trotted over to the spicy method and knocked on the car window. Yang Tang opened the window and asked, "What's the matter, Boss Zhou?"

"That...... Han Chong ...... them"

"Count them as a lesson, and it won't be long before the acupuncture path will solve itself. After saying this, Yang Tang rushed out in a spicy way, and the cars of Li Dong and others followed.

Wednesday Yue stomped his feet helplessly, returned to the door of the store, and moved Han Chong and the others into the restaurant one by one. Tonight, because Han Chong was blocking them at the door, they didn't have any other business, so they lost a lot.

What made Wednesday Yue cry and laugh even more was that Han Chong and a group of single-clothed men did not unravel the acupuncture points until the sun came out the next morning, and this Nima was what Yang Tang said "It won't be long"!

After Shu Qian returned to the hotel, she slept until ten o'clock in the morning before getting up, and it was almost eleven o'clock after washing and eating breakfast.

I have to say that the name of the prince of Guoshi Sheng is really easy to use, and before twelve o'clock at noon, all the permits, passes and other things that need to be stamped have all been stamped.

When she returned to the hotel in the afternoon, Shu Qian found that Yang Tang actually went down to the stage to talk to the actors.

When Yang Tang came out of the hotel conference room after speaking, Shu Qian was waiting for him on the porch: "Brother Tian, the little girl has something unclear, when will you learn to act?"

Yang Tang didn't answer directly, but just asked, "Could it be that you don't know how to (act)?"

As the saying goes, "life is a play". In fact, after completing school, they began to integrate into society, got married, and had children, and gradually learned to act, but everyone has different levels of acting, and even some politicians, it is not an exaggeration to win Oscars every year.

Therefore, Shu Qian listened to Yang Tang's rhetorical question, and just wanted to refute, but suddenly found that she couldn't argue.

"Of course, there is still a difference between ordinary people acting and actors acting. Yang Tang said in general, "But I'm not acting with the actors, but talking about the play, which scene and which scene I need them to show and what kind of effect ......"

Shu Qian said thoughtfully: "Then you will go to the set tomorrow when the film starts?"

"Will go to the gatekeeper...... Then when we have time, we can go to the attractions around the fog capital!" Yang Tang confided in his plan, "But you have to pull Guo Shaoyuan up." ”

"Why did you call him?" Shu Qian said a little unhappily.

"There is such a ready-made talisman here, no need to use it in vain!" Yang Tang said, "Isn't that how you went to dredge up the relationship yesterday? Even if you have a high-level relationship, the county official is not as good as the current management!"

Although you must bring Li Dong and other bodyguards when you go to visit scenic spots, you can also solve the trouble, but it is not as fast as Guo Shaoyuanliang's identity, after all, he is the leader of the fog capital.

"Alright then, I'll call him. Shu Qian was obviously persuaded by Yang Tang's reason, "But how can we get it tonight?"

"What?"

"Naturally, it's eating, drinking, and having fun, otherwise what am I doing with you?"

"I'm going to stay in the hotel, if you want to eat, there are Chinese restaurants, Western restaurants, coffee bars and bars. Yang Tang said something that made Shu Qian a little disappointed, "But before that, I have to go back to the foggy house...... I said it yesterday, but I didn't go back. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll go back with you!"

"What are you doing with me? I'm just going home and getting something. Yang Tang prevaricated.

Shu Qian didn't retreat, and said confidently: "I haven't been to the fog yet, go shopping, can't you?"

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