Body 0629 Three-sided agent
Xia Buer slept past eight o'clock, and only after breakfast did he take Ali and Slingshot to gather, a full hundred and twenty soldiers were already waiting in line in the open space, and Instructor Liu, who had just been promoted, was giving them a lecture, but Si Nan next to him said angrily: "How can you be the company commander, the whole company is late for the three of you!"
"If you remove me, if you can't lock me up, you can ...... me in confinement."
Xia Buer looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and the angry Si Nan's little face was blue, only Alina smirked at him in the team, but Xia Buer said again: "I really don't understand you, our reconnaissance company doesn't have to go to the military parade, you are so thoughtful and want to send him to death?"
"Chen Xiaotian, what nonsense are you talking about, stand up straight for me......"
Teach Liu was also angry when he heard this, but Xia Buer stepped forward and waved his hand and said: "Instructor! I really say this from the bottom of my heart, do you know why people have joined forces to fight us, it is because of our military uniforms, it is clear that we are officers and soldiers, they are bandits, and if people don't beat us, who will we fight?"
"What the hell are you trying to say......"
Liu Jiao and Si Nan both frowned and looked at him, and Xia Buer said: "Let me ask you, what is the responsibility of our reconnaissance company, is it to bring back the latest and most important information, but you have to dress yourself up as the main force, people will start shelling when they see your clothes, you reconnaissance ghost!"
"So what do you say......
Si Nan glared at him unconvinced, Xia Buer immediately replied: "You take someone to move all the materials of the shufflers, everyone will send a set of their clothes and equipment, and the mutated brothers will inject that liquid to cover up your mutated smell, after leaving the camp, you are all shufflers, do you hear?"
"Hey~ Isn't it just a disguise reconnaissance, what do I think of you......"
Si Nan pursed his lips disdainfully and led people away, Xia Buer followed and said: "Brothers, I won't say anything big, anyway, if you want to live, listen to me, from now on you will turn me into a hooligan, I am your boss, you are all my little brothers, do you understand?"
"Understood!"
The soldiers all shouted excitedly, but Xia Buer still shook his head and said: "You don't look like hooligans with machetes, Ali! Get some disposable tattoos for them, the heads of the male soldiers are all shaved into green skin, the short-haired female soldiers tie me into small dreadlocks, the long-haired ones are dyed for me, and the earrings and studs are all worn for me!"
"Do I want to get it too......"
Teaching Liu looked at him with a look of astonishment, in fact, he was in charge of supervising Xia Buer, but Xia Buer smiled and said: "If you want to die, just be yourself, if you don't want to die, just shave your head, and then find a one-eyed dragon blindfold to wear, I dare to guarantee that the shuffler will treat you as a brother!"
"Alas~ I met you kid, and I have been down for eight lifetimes of blood mold......"
Teaching Liu shook his head with a sigh of mourning, and could only follow the soldiers to the logistics office, Xia Buer also ran over to prepare for the reconnaissance to be used, and when they came out again, they were already "brand new", the soldiers in the camp all stared at their eyes, and the patrolling guards almost fired warning shots.
"Oh my God! how did you do this, I almost thought the shuffler had attacked......"
Battalion Commander Zhou and other officers all looked at them dumbfounded, and the scouts of the third company not only changed into black combat uniforms, but also made them look like hooligans, the male soldiers were green and round, the women were either small dreadlocks or red and yellow hair, and even the instructors were one-eyed and bald.
"Haha~ Chief, let's go reconnoiter the enemy, wait for our good news......"
Xia Buer walked over wearing black toad glasses, with a thick gold chain around his neck, and climbed into the chariot under the dumbfounded gaze of all the officers and soldiers, but the chariot also gave them bells and whistles, not only was the head of a sand lizard with a wide mouth tied to the roof of the car, but there were also many miserable white skulls hanging on the body.
More than a dozen cars rumbled out of the valley, opening the way with several Toyota off-road vehicles, a complete skeleton of a dead man on the hood of the head car, Xia Buer sat in the armored infantry chariot, pointed to Si Nan on the opposite side and said: "You go to the military parade, untie the collar for me, at least three buttons!"
"I don't have a vest inside, two won't do......"
Si Nan reluctantly loosened the two buttons, although she put on a very glamorous heavy makeup, but her pretty face could still be seen to be fiery red, but Alina loosened the three very generously, and also learned to slump on the seat with Xia Buer, chewing gum in her mouth like a little sister.
"What if we meet mutants......"
Alina stuffed a piece of chewing gum for Xia Buer, Xia Buji smiled and said: "You are stupid! Let's go to the area controlled by the shuffler, how can we meet mutants, but don't show your stuff, you must remember your own personality, the shuffler is a very extreme villain!"
Si Nan immediately raised his head and whispered: "My name is Han Yufei, I have been in nightclubs for many years, I smoke, drink and fight, I have killed people and am wanted, I can cover the night for two hundred yuan, no! Two hundred yuan is less, I have to be at least five hundred like this!"
"There must be less! I'm willing to pay 5,000 ...... like you."
Xia Buer couldn't help but stretch out a hand, and everyone was immediately amused to laugh, Si Nan immediately said angrily: "You don't laugh at me, I have to at least pretend to be a female hooligan, you can perform in your true colors, if we meet a mutant, they will believe you if you say that you are Xia Buer!"
"Hey, don't say it, Xiaotian is really a bit like Xia Buer......"
Teaching Liu suddenly sat up straight and stared at Xia Buer, and the others also nodded in unison, Xia Buer showed them a burst of hair in their hearts, so they had to stiffly laugh and say: "Haha~ This is a good idea, if I meet a mutant, I will say that I am Xia Buer, let them go and shuffle the cards for me!"
"No, no, it's no joke......"
Teach Liu hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Xia Buer is already independent, the mutants and the shuffler hate him to the core, and Xia Buer himself has come to the Black Desert, if you pretend to be him, people have to send a large force to chase and kill us, but the shuffler has sent heavy troops to find Xia Buer!"
"What do you think Xia Buji wants to do, how can he ......fight anyone when he sees it?"
Alina tilted her head and looked puzzled, but Si Nan sneered: "Xia Buer's ambition is big, he wants to be the king of the whole world, whoever doesn't submit to him, he will kill whom, if he gets the treasure of the core area, it will be the end of all our mankind!"
"Si Nan! your clothes button has been opened again......"
Xia Buer suddenly pointed to Si Nan's collar, and immediately diverted the topic while she was flustered, and the convoy did not slow down because of this, but it is a pity that many high-tech equipment cannot be used here, and all enemy situations have to be observed with the naked eye.
"Everyone be vigilant, we are less than forty kilometers from the core area......"
Si Nan lay on the shooting hole and scanned the outside of the car, and the soldiers also began to check their weapons and equipment, but after a while, they suddenly heard a loud noise, followed by a burst of violent gunfire, and a small convoy even violently climbed over the sand dunes, but as soon as they saw them, they immediately turned to flee.
"Fire! Kill them......"
Xia Buji rushed into the cockpit with an arrow step, although there was no obvious sign on the opponent's car, but this was the control area of the shuffler, and it was only the mutant side that was being chased, and their infantry chariot immediately fired at the opponent's buttocks, and the two backward armored vehicles were blown up at once.
"Bang Bang~"
Two off-road vehicles crashed into the sand dunes one after another and couldn't move, the people in the car immediately jumped down, and fled in all directions, the last armored car was quickly wiped out, and an off-road vehicle rolled down from the sand dunes by itself, Xia Buer immediately picked up the megaphone in the car and shouted: "Surrender quickly, surrender without shooting!"
"Surrender! We surrender ......"
More than a dozen mutants knelt on the ground crying and shouting for their mothers, although they were also wearing black combat uniforms, but the style and embroidery were different from those of the shufflers, but as soon as the chariot surrounded them, the two tanks actually rumbled up the dunes, and more than a dozen tanks and armored vehicles appeared around.
"Oh no! It's the main force of the shufflers......"
The soldiers were all shocked, the other party used a more exaggerated way to counter-surround them, many troop carriers were still swishing around, Xia Buer immediately picked up the walkie-talkie of the shuffler, and shouted: "Brother troops, don't be injured by mistake, my boss is General Chen!"
"What the fuck are you doing here, looking for death......"
An angry scolding immediately came from the walkie-talkie, but the faces of the soldiers were still very stiff, but Xia Buer said: "Don't be nervous!
He got out of the car directly with more than a dozen soldiers, but he actually ran straight to the mutant who surrendered, picked two middle-aged people and asked Si Nan to take them away quickly, but immediately a few people ran over from the opposite side, pointed at him and roared: "What are you doing, you want to grab credit?"
"Hehe~ We caught the people, and the credit was originally our ......"
Xia Buer looked at the leader of the other party and smiled, he was a black-faced strong man in his thirties, but the other party still pointed at him murderously and said: "Little cub!
"All the credit is yours, but don't want any more supplies......
Xia Buer waved his hand and was about to go back, the other party was stunned and quickly grabbed him, Xia Buer pretended to say: "We found the lost logistics troops, they were poisoned by a strange plant, my boss kindly asked me to share half of the supplies to you, since you don't appreciate it, forget it!"
"Haha~ Brother, do you have something to say......"
The other party immediately stepped forward and hugged him affectionately, Xia Buer took out two tubes of mutant viagra, handed them to him and said with a smile: "Big brother, we can't even catch a hair in the north, and I'm not greedy, let's interrogate these captives on the spot, how about asking as many as we can, and then give me two corpses to take away, how about it?"
"No problem, my brother will give you four, and I will invite you to drink again tonight......"
The other party put away viagra with a smile and patted him on the shoulder quite magnificently, but before the words fell, the captives fell one after another, only a middle-aged man was still kneeling on the ground, and the black man immediately smiled and said: "Hehe~ Lao Tzu knows that there is a big fish, this is 100% an official!"
"Xiaofei, hurry up and take out all the good wine I treasure, and build an awning, I want to have a few drinks with my eldest brother, and Nana will also come and wait......"
Xia Buer waved his hand aggressively, and the soldiers were immediately stunned, only to see him and the black man walk shoulder to shoulder, and soon began to call a group of shufflers brothers, and even the soldiers couldn't believe that he was their own person.