Chapter 22 The Aftermath of the Spit
People generally can't smell themselves, so when you break into a bedroom full of smelly socks and complain about the stench, the owner of the room will look at you in surprise, and even learn to sniff around with a dog, and then express his doubts in an affirmative tone: there is no smell.
The gateway is now the owner of the house full of smelly socks. The feeling of dizziness was gone, and he felt much refreshed. Looking at the girl in the white dress lying on top of him, he frowned. This posture is really indecent, and if you let your father see it, you will definitely slap yourself up again.
He wanted to get out of the way. Although the customs guest didn't feel how bad the smell in the air was, he still felt that the posture was too ugly. But he couldn't lift up a trace of strength, only the muscles in his thighs tightened, and then his whole body collapsed like a house that had been beaten by wind and rain for hundreds of years.
Wang Xiaoye didn't know when he had come back, he leaned against the door, and said with a smile: "It's a good ecstasy posture, I don't know what will happen if Runke sees it?" Although he was smiling, his eyes were very cold.
Guan Ke smiled palely: "Do you still care who her ex-boyfriend is?"
Wang Xiaoye said: "The distance between the ex-boyfriend and the current boyfriend is not far. Women, always want to find someone who can make her worry about food and clothing for life. Most of their ideas are similar, they find a rich child, but they don't break off with their old lover, but flirt occasionally, don't you say it's cheap?"
Guan Ke said: "You seem to have a lot of prejudice against women. ”
Wang Xiaoye said: "How can this be prejudice? Every day, I can see many women circling around me, and they are openly or secretly offering their affection to me, thinking of dedicating themselves to me in every possible way, and taking pictures of what evidence. These little intrigues are disgusting. ”
Guan Ke smiled: "There are so many beauties who favor you, you should be happy." ”
Wang Xiaoye said angrily: "They are not called favor, but covet my property!"
Guan Ke said: "They just want a bright future, if you don't like it, just ignore them, okay?"
Wang Xiaoye sneered and said: "They don't have good intentions towards me, why should I do what they want? Don't think that I don't know what they say about me behind my back, Second Ancestor? Sexual impotence? It doesn't matter, since they are uneasy and kind, I will play with them on the spot, and one day I get tired of playing and leave, and let her cry and shout and run back again, wouldn't it be a big deal?"
Guan Ke said, "Your heart is too dark. ”
Wang Xiaoye looked at Guan Ke's face, looked at it for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "I suddenly remembered that your age is only in your twenties, and you have experienced too few things." You're still too tender in that respect. ”
Guan Ke glanced at the woman lying on his lap and said, "Can you help me move this woman away?" ”
Wang Xiaoye smiled: "I thought you liked this posture very much. Don't look at me like that, I won't help you. ”
The others came back one after another, and the five girls chattered together without knowing what they were discussing, and occasionally someone would glance in the direction of the passer, and then let out a muffled laugh. Yang Dawei, Liu Shaoran, and Cai Mao chatted with the waiter for a long time, and seemed to be talking about changing rooms. It's just a matter of changing rooms, but the four of them seem to have been talking for a quarter of an hour—no one wants to go into a room full of sour smells anymore, let alone help the guest clean up his body.
Guan Ke had no choice but to turn his attention to Li Duoan for help.
Li Duoan wanted to pretend to look at the girl from the sky, but he kept in mind that he wanted to please the guest, so he had to squeeze out an ugly smile, walked into the room, dragged the girl in the white dress to the sofa on the side, cleaned the stains on his body with a tissue, and then helped him out of the room.
Seeing that he was about to cry, Guan Ke leaned his whole body weight towards him.
The smell went straight to his nose, and Li Duoan was really about to cry.
Liu Shaoran whispered: "Is this really the new member of Honggang who single-handedly scared away a group of butchers? You see that he has to be helped when he walks, it doesn't look like it at all!"
Yang Dawei smiled and said: "Maybe people can't look good. ”
He didn't say that it was okay, but when he said it, it aroused Liu Shaoran's contempt for Guan Ke: "I think he is also a character who is deceived and abducted." ”
When the customs officer sat down in the new room, Yang Dawei asked with concern: "Are you okay? If not, I will call a car to take you to the hospital for a look." ”
Of course, the man couldn't say that he couldn't do it, and Guan Ke still wanted a few people in the disgusting room, so he said: "A little problem, nothing big, it's not worth going to the hospital." Just keep going, everybody. ”
Yang Dawei said: "That's good, that's good." Yang Dawei's earnest concern was felt by everyone in the room. Most people will praise him, he is really a humble gentleman, only Wang Xiaoye and Guan Ke despise him in their hearts.
Wang Xiaoye thought that pretending to be thirteen can pretend to be able to pretend to be in this realm, and it is also an ability.
Guan Ke thought, he was really a very deep figure in the city. The deeper the concealment of such a person, the stronger the subsequent revenge will be. Thinking about the strong man full of hatred in the Honggang Restaurant, he suddenly doubted whether he could survive that dark night. Maybe he should let Hei follow him. If these people let themselves go tonight, they must let Hei follow him all the time.
After a little farce, everyone continued to eat, drink and have fun. Originally, there were six girls, but one was stunned by the "vomit" of the passer, and there were five left. Even in such a profession in the depths, the five girls did not want to get close to the side of the passer, so they could only choose from the other five men. The four veterans quickly picked out their opponents and leaned back beside them, smiling falsely. The remaining newcomers didn't notice the fear in the eyes of several girls looking at Yang Dawei in the previous box. She looked at Yang Dawei's gentle appearance, thinking that her personality must be very good, and she must treat herself well, so she learned from her predecessors to swing her thin waist and walked towards Yang Dawei.
The new girl hadn't come within half a meter of Yang Dawei when she heard him say in a gentle but firm voice, "Can you stay away from me?"
Ten minutes ago, Guan Ke had said the same thing, and now that he heard it again, Guan Ke couldn't help but glance at Yang Dawei in surprise and said, "Are you like me, you want to vomit?"
Yang Dawei's face stiffened for half a second, but he immediately regained his smile and said, "If I am like you, I might as well commit suicide!"
Guan Ke smiled: "There are so many shameless people in this world who are still alive, why should I commit suicide?"
Yang Dawei was still smiling, but what he said was a little cold: "If you don't commit suicide now, I'm afraid that life will be worse than death in the future." ”
Guan Ke also smiled and said, "Yes, the longer a shameless person lives, the more people will want him to live rather than die." One person may not succeed, but one of thousands of such people will succeed. ”
Yang Dawei said: "Mole ants are ants after all, even if you give him a pair of wings, you may not be able to fly high." ”
Guan Ke said: "There are many ants that can bite and kill elephants. ”
The new girl looked at their smiling faces and listened to their incomprehensible words, and suddenly felt a sense of fear. In order to dispel this inexplicable fear, she put the sweetest smile on her face, walked over, sat beside Yang Dawei, held Yang Dawei's arm with one arm, and rubbed her chest against the other party intentionally or unintentionally.
Guan Ke, who had never seen Yang Dawei frown, frowned when he saw him for the first time. He said in a light tone, "Get out of here." ”
The new girl was stunned, a little overwhelmed.
The rest of the sisters didn't seem to be looking at the place, and they were all laughing to themselves, as if no one knew what was going on.
Wang Xiaoye looked at his uncle's appearance, and felt a little disdainful in his heart, and said: "Uncle, I won't tell my sister-in-law, you can play how you want, why bother so much? I believe that none of you here will complain to my sister-in-law behind your back." ”
Everyone was not surprised when they heard this, but they were stunned for a moment.
Yang Dawei can be regarded as an upper-middle and upper-class figure in Honggang, who doesn't call him a big brother when he goes out, but such a person is afraid of the inside, it's really incredible.
Guan Ke naturally wanted to mock greatly: "The world is so wonderful, I can't imagine that people like you will be afraid of their wives." ”
Yang Dawei smiled and said, "We have a good relationship, what do you know?"
Guan Ke nodded and said in agreement: "The smell is like-minded, and they should indeed be very affectionate." ”
Yang Dawei's face was a little gloomy, and then he smiled calmly: "It's really meaningless to play tricks with a patient. ”
Guan Ke beckoned to the new girl and said, "It's not nice to stay there, come, come to me!"
Wang Xiaoye smiled disdainfully: "What are you doing here? Waiting to be spit out by you? Come to me, I have always thought that one is never enough, and two are reluctant." Isn't that you, cutie?" he kissed the woman beside him on the forehead.
Guan Ke wrinkled his nose and said, "Disgusting." ”
The new girl looked at Guan Ke and then at Wang Xiaoye, and finally decided to stay next to the young man dressed in red, red, green and green.
Wang Xiaoye raised his head slightly proudly, squinted at Guan Ke and said, "What I said is good, a lot of women have put it on me, even if I want to refuse, I can't refuse." ”
Guan Ke ignored him, stared at the singing woman on the screen, and sang softly along with the music in boredom.
Although Li Duoan is a lot older, he still looks like a twenty-year-old boy in the affairs of men and women. He didn't want to hear or understand those words that were mixed with incomprehensible meanings, and besides, he didn't have time to listen to others at this moment, and the words of the woman next to him had filled his ears.
Guan Ke glanced at the bad old man, and sighed in his heart, sometimes stupidity is also a kind of happiness.