Chapter 0529 - Pour Your Own Head
Luo Wen was very distressed and held the broken jade, and tried his best to show everyone this piece of high-quality jade. Hey, look at it, obediently, this thing is really precious.
The uncle's family has seen the world, especially the son-in-law of their family, who also runs a small company at home, and he has seen this kind of luxury.
As soon as he saw that thing, the uncle's son-in-law's eyes were about to pop out, and he looked distressed. I thought to myself, "This treasure jade is going to be given to my son, right?
Seeing her husband so distressed, the uncle's daughter also understood - the treasure jade in the hands of this cousin of her own is real!
Looking at the miserable appearance of his daughter and son-in-law, the uncle also understood. So, the family turned their heads to look at the second uncle's family, especially the second uncle's son Luo Jianren, his face was not very good, and there was a very strong opinion in his eyesββ "This is a heavy gift to my family?
"Alas, uncle, cousin, cousin-in-law, and my future nephew, I'm really sorry. If I had known this would happen, I should have taken it out earlier, and I shouldn't have surprised you. You see, it's a fright. Luo Wen looked very sorry, holding the broken jade and handing it to the uncle.
The uncle was shocked, and hurriedly and carefully picked up the broken jade, and at the same time made a worried sound. It's worth millions!
Of course, they still don't believe in the tens of millions that Rowan said. But millions, they think it's still worth it.
Luo Jianren saw that the relationship between Luo Wen and the uncle seemed to have become much closer all of a sudden, and his family was instantly hated, so he quickly opened his mouth and said: "Luo Wen! Why are you special! Don't pretend to be a ghost here? Isn't this special just a piece of broken jade? Can it be worth borrowing money? Tens of millions, I think it's a few hundred yuan at most!"
Luo Jianren's mother, Luo Wen's bitter second aunt, also said with a sneer: "Hillbilly! I really haven't seen the world! I lie and don't know how to say it. It's not that I haven't been to the most expensive imperial pavilion in the city, and the most expensive piece of jade pendant is only more than 800,000 yuan. Now you say that this fast-breaking jade is worth tens of millions? bragging!"
- "Hillbillies just like to brag!Big brother, you must not be deceived by this country boy!" said the second aunt with a sneer.
In her opinion, this uncle's vision is nothing more than that. A piece of broken jade can be worth tens of millions, what do you think?
"What is that place?" Rowan asked amusedly. Of course he knew what kind of place the second aunt was talking about in the city, wasn't it Tianhe County.
At that time, sometimes some people thought very highly of themselves like this. Living in the county seat, I feel that I am a city person, and I have a natural sense of nobility and superiority. In fact, their lives are nothing more than those in the countryside where they have convenient transportation. But they just like dogs to look down on people. There's really no way around it.
Rowan's second aunt is such a person.
As soon as she heard Luo Wen's question, the second aunt sneered and said, "Tubaozi! I haven't heard of the Imperial Treasure Pavilion, but I dare to say that your piece of jade is worth tens of millions? β
"Hahahaha!Hahaha!I'm lonely?hahaha!" If he could, Rowan would really laugh for three days and three nights, and die laughing here.
"Hmph, what are you laughing at, have you eaten too many laughing eggs?" Luo Jianren said with a sneer. He then pulled his suit again, and said with a sneer: "Luo Wen, you don't play with Lao Tzu's IQ here." Or the same sentence, hurry up and pay me money, otherwise, kowtow to Lao Tzu and say I'm sorry?"
"Huh, what do you want me to say?" asked Rowan as if he didn't understand.
"Are you deaf? I want you to say I'm sorry?" Luo Jianren frowned and said impatiently.
Rowan plucked out his ears, still didn't seem to understand, and continued to ask: "Hah, slut, what do you want me to say? Can you make it simpler." There are so many things you say, I can't listen to them. β
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You special hillbilly, Lao Tzu has said so many times, haven't you understood yet?" Luo Jian said in a big way.
- "Lao Tzu repeats, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
"Oh, I see. Hahahaha!" Rowan laughed and said, "You also know that you are sorry for me, sorry for the uncle's family! Then tell me, how are you going to lose money with this jade pendant, right?" Or do you want to kowtow to me here for 10,000 rings?"
At this time, Luo Jianren understood Luo Wen's previous words.
"Nima, Luo Wen, you dare to tease Lao Tzu, you are looking for death!" Luo Jian said in a big way. Then, he turned around, grabbed a plate on the table, and smashed it at Rowan along with the pig's head on the plate.
However, before his hand was fully waved, Rowan had already slapped him in the face with a grin, and with a snap, Luo Jianren's head was slapped into the dinner plate, and just as the pig's head came to give him an intimate kiss.
Rowan laughed and said, "Whahahahaha! Slut, I didn't expect your sexual orientation to be so special! Hahahaha! You actually like to drink pigs? Come on, come on, I'll help you again." β
As he spoke, Rowan raised his hand and pressed down on Luo Jianren's head, who wanted to look up. - "Woo woo woo ~ woo woo ~ "
"Luo Wen! What are you doing! You dare to deal with my son like this!" The second aunt saw that her son was going to suffer, and immediately picked up a big vegetable bowl and smashed it at Luo Wen's head.
As a result, good guys. Presumably the woman hadn't done any heavy work, grabbing a large bowl of soup with both hands. The bowl was blue in color, the size of a human head two and a half years old, and the soup inside was seven percent full. It's not so much a big bowl as a big soup bowl.
The woman struggled to lift the big soup basin, but just raised it above her head, and when she wanted to smash it on Luo Wen's head, her hands were weak, and the big soup pot naturally smashed on her own head without any suspense. With a bang, the material of the big soup pot was still relatively hard, and it was not broken by the second aunt's head. However, the pot full of hot soup poured the second aunt into a miserable soup chicken.
It's really lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot, oh no, it's a soup basin and pouring your head. It's miserable.
In this sudden incident, Erbo Luochao, who had been silent, hurriedly stood up, hurriedly took down the big soup pot on the head of the screaming second aunt, threw it aside, and said, "Wife, wife." You're fine, are you? Are you getting burned? I'll blow it on you, just blow it. β
With a snap, the second aunt slapped the second uncle Luo Chao angrily, and roared: "Luo Chao, you conscienceless thing, you useless old thing! Your son is being bullied, can you still sit down? The old lady doesn't want you to care! You are going to drive out Luo Wen, a hillbilly! Aren't you the second uncle? You are rushing! Hurry!"
Erbo Luochao covered his face, sighed, sat on the chair, and sighed: "If you say that the affairs of the younger generation are good, let the younger generation take care of them themselves, and none of us can interfere." I can do it in front of anyone, but I can't pass the promised things as if I didn't say yes. β
"You brainless!, old lady, why did I marry such a conscienceless and useless guy like you!" the second aunt went crazy and tore this second uncle. "If it weren't for the old lady running the shop day and night, you would have had such a good life. You old man who eats soft rice!"
However, is Erbo Luochao really incapable? That's not it.
At the beginning, Dabo Luo Tianhao went outside, although Erbo Luochao did not go to other cities and did not read any books, but he learned a good skill from a tailor. When I was young, which neighbor didn't praise Luo Chao's craftsmanship, and even people from a county town came all the way over, just wanting Luo Chao to help customize a dress.
At that time, it could be said that he was one of the best craftsmen in the county. It's a pity, I put too much emphasis on integrity, and I promised the tailor master to marry such a wife. Later, he opened a clothing store in the center of the county. Many of the clothes here are designed by the second uncle himself. This clothing store has been open for so many years, and it would be impossible without Erbo's constant updating of unique new styles.
Luo Wen had also heard of these things, so he frowned slightly, and said: "Second aunt, if you say so, that's good! You can remarry, and the store will be given to you, see if you can continue to operate!"
"You, you bastard! Luo Wen, the old lady is not finished with you today!" the second aunt shrew shouted and scolded the street.
And Luo Jianren, who had been kissing closely with the pig's head for a long time, finally understood that if he fought, he would definitely not be Luo Wen's opponent. So, his mind turned, and he hurriedly said: "Luo Wen, you bastard! If you damage Lao Tzu's clothes, not only will you not lose money, but you will dare to take a piece of broken jade to deceive the uncle's family!
"Broken jade?" Luo Wen chuckled, looked at the son-in-law of the uncle's family who understood best, and said, "Cousin-in-law, do you say that my piece is broken jade?"
The cousin-in-law shook his head and said very distressedly: "Niang Xipi! This piece of jade is worth at least a few million! Luo Jianren! You bastard! Kick and break such a piece of jade, you will compensate my son! Child Peiyu, do you know how to give birth to a child? When you grow up, you will be very good-looking! Tell me, now that Baoyu is broken, what should you do?"
Nima!
Luo Wen touched his forehead playfully, and said secretly: "Nima! I'm just asking you to tell me if this is a piece of broken jade?
Anyway, he only serves this cousin-in-law. However, what happened next surprised him......