Chapter 5 The first day of school

On August 30, 3016, the ancient kingdom of China issued an announcement to all citizens: the mysterious energy has recovered, the earth has entered an unknown era, and all citizens are requested to improve their vitality as soon as possible to cope with changes in the environment.

At the same time, other countries have made similar announcements.

It's called Reiki Recovery!

The whole network was in an uproar, and almost everyone was discussing related topics. Some rejoice and think that the opportunity has come, while others are worried and worried about the future of themselves and their loved ones......

Chu Ge's light brain kept flickering, and every social software was frantically swiping messages:

"Reiki revival, is the end coming?"

"You know a fart, the evolution of all mankind is about to begin, this is a great era that is rare in 10,000 years, I must take advantage of the situation and tear the sky. ”

"Did he commit the second illness again?"

"I guess so......"

"I think he's right, it's a big time!"

......

Chu Ge waited for a long time, and finally waited for an opportunity to interject: "Are you still going to report tomorrow?"

"Hehe, go to a ball!"

"Hehe, go for a hammer!"

"Hehe, go to a ghost, labor and management are about to become saints and ancestors, and read a Mao's book!"

Chu Ge thought about it and sent a message:

"Well, since you don't go, I won't go either!"

......

Chu Ge called up the system interface:

Name: Chu Ge

Vitality: 1.2+

Mental Power: 1.6+

Exchange point: 100

Space: 0.1 cubic meters

I've finally scraped together enough 100 exchange points, and now I can finally redeem Ape Strike.

If it hurts, it hurts a little, the aura has been revived, the world is full of dangers, don't hang up accidentally! Besides, maybe it won't hurt this time? Chu Ge once again proved the law of true fragrance a thousand years ago with practical actions......

The system ruthlessly shattered the wonderful illusion, and made Chu Ge once again experience the feeling of "carving" knowledge into his head......

"Ape Strike" is a set of punches, mainly forging the body, supplemented by killing the enemy. And the practice of the Fa is still chattering. You can only cultivate when the bright moon has set and the morning sun has not risen, when the sunset has disappeared and the bright moon has not risen, or when the sun and moon shine together, and there is no restriction on using it to kill enemies.

There is only one set of punches, but the breathing rhythm of cultivation and killing enemies is different.

Chu Ge pondered for a long time before he reacted, isn't this especially early morning and evening?

But now that the fog is so thick that I can't see the sun and moon, I don't know if I can cultivate. Chu Ge guessed that it should be okay, because the cheats did not indicate that you could not cultivate on rainy days, and you could not see the sun and moon on rainy days.

September 1st, the day when all schools in ancient China opened.

Early in the morning, Chu Ge finished practicing the "Ape Strike Technique", refreshed, and called out the system interface:

Name: Chu Ge

Vitality: 1.3+

Mental Power: 1.6+

Exchange Point: 0

Space: 0.1 cubic meters

After cultivating twice, his health increased by 0.1, and Chu Ge was quite satisfied. But the exchange point is gone, I have to find a way to get some more, Chu Ge secretly wondered, should I make it big?

Going to the cemetery to watch a film?

Chu Ge shuddered, forget it, this idea is too dangerous, let's talk about it later!

I washed up briefly, changed into a new set of clothes, carefully sorted out the admission notice, identity chip and other items, carried a backpack, and prepared to report to Dongshan University.

Don't go to school, become a saint and become an ancestor, just kidding, if the labor and management believe you, I will be a melon!

Today's fog seems to have thinned out a bit, which is a good sign.

Chu Ge thought while eating the pancake fruit, the pancake fruit was made by Chu Ge himself, and there was still half a bucket of batter at home that had not been used up, and if he didn't eat it, it would be bad!

After getting off the crystal rail train, you will arrive at the center of Xicheng District, which is home to some powerful people and is also the seat of a university town.

As soon as he left the station, Chu Ge looked around.

Hehe......

Yesterday in the group, I said that I want to be sanctified and an ancestor, so it's you, right?

And you, didn't you say yesterday that you had a hammer, and now you are grinning to the root of your ears with big teeth, and you look like a hammer!

Didn't you tear the sky apart yesterday? Now you're in such a hurry to change to the crystal rail to Linshi, right?

Labor and management trust you melon skin!

Carrying a backpack and sneaking all the way to Dongshan University, Chu Ge couldn't help frowning.

A group of black trench coats blocked the school gate, and some old students followed to do some orientation work.

Only students are allowed to enter, not all parents!

Many parents complained and didn't dare to pester those black trench coats with mysterious origins and cold faces, so they surrounded those sophomores and juniors, making a group of old students anxious.

"Junior brother, you're here to report, I'll take you through the reporting process!"

When a girl saw Chu Ge, her eyes lit up, she got rid of the encirclement of the group of parents lightly, pounced on Chu Ge, took Chu Ge's hand, and walked to the school.

A string of numbers floated in front of Chu Ge's eyes: +1 +1 +1......

The person who came was none other than the policewoman who interrogated him that day, Chu Ge was a little cowardly, but don't show your feet!

But isn't she a police officer? Why did she come here to welcome the new students?

Chu Ge pondered his words for a moment and asked, "That, officer, why are you ......?"

"Oh, I'm originally a student here, a junior in the School of Life Sciences, your dear sister.

I just signed up for the police station this year, and I went to the police station in the summer to get familiar with the work. ”

Chu Ge nodded awkwardly, he didn't know what to say, he was really cowardly, and +1 kept floating in front of him......

If it continues to develop to this extent, Chu Ge doesn't have to go to the cemetery to watch the film, and he has nothing to do with this senior sister, and everything will be solved.

"Those parents are so troublesome, they're almost annoying me, but I'm glad you're here. ”

Chu Ge: "Huh...... Hehe......"

"But something is wrong this year, the teachers of the academy don't know where to go, and a group of people in black take over for some reason, so strange. ”

Chu Ge: "Huh...... Hehe......"

"By the way, the dean of the academy has changed, and the teachers won't be going to pick up the new dean, right?"

Chu Ge: "Huh...... Hehe......"

"You're really unlucky this time, your dormitory hasn't been arranged yet, so you can only go to the auditorium to wait for the dean. ”

"Alas, I guess it's all related to the revival of Reiki, and it's normal for Reiki to be revived, and it's normal to be a little different, but I just don't know if it's good or bad......"

Chu Ge's face was about to stiffen with laughter, and there was only one thought in his heart: This senior sister, how can she say it like that?

When she arrived at the auditorium, this senior sister stopped and helped Chu Ge complete the reporting process, which made Chu Ge secretly refreshed, sure enough, there are people in the court who are easy to do!

However, helplessly, this senior sister had no intention of going out, but sat not far away and played with the light brain.

Chu Ge had no choice but to pretend to look at the light brain, and all he watched was some news about the revival of aura, but his mind was obviously not on the light brain, but from time to time he glanced at the female police officer who was not far away.

+1 +1 +1......

Jiang Xue's vitality is not low, otherwise she would not have signed a contract with the police station at the end of her sophomore year, and Chu Ge's small actions certainly can't hide from her.

However, she seemed to have misunderstood something, and thought silently in her heart: I didn't expect this loyal and honest junior brother to have some fancy intestines in his heart......

One by one, the new students entered the auditorium, waiting for their new dean, and this was a morning......

......

The large conference room of Dongshan University.

A national minister of the military department, the governor of Dongshan Province, the commissioner of the Education Bureau, and the leaders of Dongshan University gathered in a circle, looking at someone lying dead in the middle.

Finally, the prince of the military department couldn't help it, and said with a dark face: "Big Wang, you are enough, the face of the military department is about to be lost to you." ”

"People don't care, if they don't let people be the principals, they will cry, make trouble, and hang themselves-" The big old man who was surrounded by everyone said in a "coquettish voice".

The face of the military department turned green in an instant, and he couldn't wait to slap this slut to death!

The governor of Dongshan, the big man of the feudal marquis, quietly pinched the soft flesh on his waist with one hand, and he couldn't laugh, and he resolutely couldn't laugh. laughed ironclad and was hated by the national government!

A group of old foxes and eight immortals crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers, and their faces were solemn, allowing the "big old king" to be coquettish and unmoved.

Looking at the people who were struggling to hold back their laughter, the military department and the prince couldn't wait to whip himself a few big mouths! I am still young, I have never played with those old foxes in the military department, and I have really poured blood mold for eighteen lifetimes on this hob meat!

"Wang Xuanzhang, you are also a strong man with a name and surname, why are you so shameless!" the military minister didn't want the situation to develop, and said in a deep voice.

Who knew that as soon as the big old king heard this, he exploded in an instant!

"When did you give Lao Tzu a dough?

The military department recommended seven people, and six people became principals!

Why do you look down on Lao Tzu?"

The military department took a step back without leaving a trace, this old man deliberately sprayed spittle stars in my face.

"It's impossible to be a principal! This is Tao Lao, the minister's last bottom line, but you can put forward some conditions. ”

Wang Xuanzhang thought about it for a while, and knew that there would be no better result if he continued to make trouble, so he said very simply:

"I can't take care of other people's affairs, but no one wants to interfere in the things that Lao Tzu is responsible for, Lao Tzu says nothing!"

The military minister groaned for a moment and looked at everyone:

The governor of Dongshan looked up at the sky, and there seemed to be some shocking secret on the ceiling.

The leaders of Higashiyama University looked down at the ground, as if something strange had grown on the floor.

The Commissioner of the Education Bureau and the President of Dongshan University glanced at each other, their faces were red and white, no one can control you, what is the difference between you and the principal?

The two looked at Wang Xuanzhang, who was about to roll on the ground if they didn't agree, and the military prince with a black face, and shook their heads helplessly.

What else can we do but say yes? We can't really make everyone unable to get off the stage, right?

Seeing that the two of them were relieved, the military minister also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said:

"Whatever you want, but don't be too presumptuous, or the military department will not look good. ”

"Oh, yes! ”

Wang Xuanzhang said with a smile: "Do you have anything else? Just leave if you have nothing to do, I still have to take office, I don't have time to entertain you." ”

The military department was so angry that he didn't bother to take care of him, he turned around and left.

When the governor of Dongshan saw the military department leave, he smiled, held his hands, and paced.

Wang Xuanzhang was happy, and showed a smug expression to the rest of the people, almost making everyone angry.

......

The auditorium is noisy.

The new students basically came, which made Chu Ge feel sorry again, I don't know how many of these people have said that they want to become saints and ancestors.

But now, don't you have to wait obediently for the mysterious dean?

Looking at the time, it was already past eleven o'clock in the afternoon, and the dean showed no sign of coming. It's 3016 years now, is the leader still so big?

Just as Chu Ge was secretly complaining, the auditorium gradually quieted down, and the new dean came.

Looking at the high-spirited new dean on the stage, Chu Ge was stunned, old Wangtou?