159, the Maiden's Heart Sutra
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After sending Fang Ting home, Zhong Hou walked out, wandering around, wandering on the street, he suddenly became a little 'confused'. Men, there may be all kinds of emotions before the end of the virgin body, looking forward to hope, once it is really lost, it is full of loss psychologically for a while, and it seems that some precious things are gone away. Perhaps, life has gone a different way since then.
After the end of the virgin, maybe continue to be pure, maybe the beast will get up. Zhong Hou 'touched' his chin, secretly thinking to himself, and he didn't know what kind of person his brother would be. A brother like this must be a pure and cute little Langjun, Zhong Hou laughed suddenly.
At this time, a Taoist walked by the side of the road, holding a pole in his hand, tied to a white cloth, on which were written a few large characters: Chrysostom 'jade' words. Interesting, Zhong Hou smiled, stepped forward, and asked: "Old man, are you a fortune teller, you can catch up with the emperor's majesty, Chrysostom 'jade' words." “
This is an old man with white hair and beard, and he really has a bit of fairy wind bones, he gently stroked his long beard and said: "What is the emperor, how can I be at ease." His words are full of blood, and my words are thousands of miles of blood. What he said may not be accurate, but this is a genuine Chrysostom 'jade' saying, but there is a judgment, and there is no inaccuracy. ”
Zhong Hou's heart sank, this person's speech is too mysterious, right? He hesitated and asked, "Old man, is what you said true?"
Hearing Zhong Hou's suspicious question, the old man didn't say a word, pulled out his 'legs' and left.
Zhong Houleng for a moment, and hurriedly chased after him, he always felt that there was an indescribable mysterious smell on this old man, yes, it was the taste of a master. I had vaguely felt this feeling in my grandfather, and it was a huge pressure on the mountains. Now he also felt this way in the old man, and it was much stronger than in his grandfather.
Zhong Hou ran very fast, but he couldn't catch up with the old man, his steps seemed to be very slow, but he always pulled Zhong Hou down. Zhong Hou exhausted his strength to eat 'milk', but finally failed to catch up. He stopped panting, and watched helplessly as the old man walked away.
An opportunity that may never be hard to find in this life was lost like this, and Zhong Hou's heart was full of frustration. He secretly hated himself, why was he so quick to talk about it, and no one would treat you as a mute if he didn't talk much.
Just when Zhong Hou sighed and sighed in annoyance, suddenly a voice sounded in his ears: "Young man, this is a punishment for you, don't be disrespectful to the elders next time, especially the elders with great magical powers." ”
Zhong Hou was overjoyed, looked up, and saw the old man standing beside him, stroking his beard and smiling.
"I was wrong, and I hope the old man will forgive me. Zhong Hou said very honestly.
The old man smiled: "If it weren't for your fate, I wouldn't have bothered to talk to you." Well, give you a chance to find a place to treat me to a big meal, and I'll forgive you. ”
If you change to someone else and listen to the old man's statement, I'm afraid that I will turn around and run, this is obviously a liar who eats and drinks 'mixed'. Zhong Hou had a keen intuition, so when the old man said this, he not only did not hesitate, but also 'revealed' a happy expression, and then found a very big hotel, you guessed it, Nandu Hotel.
At the 'door' of the Nandu Hotel, I also encountered a small 'episode'. Because Master Shewuzi (Taoist priest) was dressed strangely and took a long pole white cloth, the security guard was stunned and refused to enter. Fortunately, Zhong Hou is very familiar here, and Zhu Yingxia's assistant immediately greeted him as soon as he saw him, so he was able to 'mix' in safely.
Sit down in the box and wait for the food to be served. Before that, the two of them chatted, mainly Zhong Hou was asking, and Shewuzi was talking, but he was talking about the fog in the clouds, mountains, and fog, and Zhong Hou was in the fog of the 'door'.
"Master, I don't understand what you say, or let's do something real, we'll do whatever you're good at, and you can calculate it for me. Zhong Hou made his own request.
Master Shewuzi smiled: "It seems that if I don't 'show' some real skills today, this meal will definitely be unstable, so let's eat now, let's have a simple one, word test." You write a word that you want to test in your heart. ”
Zhong Hou groaned for a moment and said a word: "Thick, it is the thick character of a gentleman with virtue, this is also my name, this ask me about my marriage in the future." ”
"What a thick word. Shewuzi laughed: "From this thick word, you can see your amorous nature." A thick word, above which is a factory, a factory factory, can also be understood as a house. The next day, a child, can be understood as living in the house, indicating that you have more time in the house, and you are still giving birth to a child in the day. Moreover, if you are thick, there will be a lot of women. ”
Zhong Hou was dumbfounded, Damn, won't you, say it so accurately? He was about to continue to say a word for Shewuzi to test, when the food came up.
Shewuzi began to eat heavily, ignoring Zhong Hou no longer. Zhong Hou was in a daze on the side, could it be that he was really 'sexual', and there would be a lot of 'women' in the future? So how to solve the matter between the 'women', this is really a headache. It seems that I will have to ask Master Shewuzi later, I don't know what tricks he will have.
Let's eat first, Zhong Hou picked up the chopsticks and was about to eat, but he was stunned.
More than a dozen plates in front of him have been empty, and a few of them are placed in front of Master Shewuzi, who is holding a pig's trotter and munching it, extremely fast, and soon the 'meat' on a pig's trotter is eaten 'fine', and the remaining bones he threw away, and then held a pig's trotter and gnawed it.
"Master, why is this plate empty, what about the dishes, haven't come up yet?" Zhong Hou obviously remembered that the dishes came up just now, but the plate was empty, which made him very surprised, and he couldn't help but ask about Shewuzi.
Shewuzi rolled his eyes: "I thought you kid was so generous, it turned out that you were also a stingy master." It's not enough to stuff your teeth, can you do this little plate? Can you eat enough? Go get a few more big pots of choi, boy. ”
Zhong Hou stood up in a daze, unable to believe what was happening in front of him. Shewuzi's stomach was extremely shriveled, and he didn't look like a big-bellied man, but he said that he had eaten more than a dozen dishes, and he actually wanted a few big pots of vegetables. It's incredible.
After thinking about it, Zhong Hou still walked out and ordered a few large pots of vegetables. After a while, a large pot of vegetables was served, three or four pounds of fish, a pot full of mutton 'meat', and a huge pig's head......
Shewuzi laughed: "That's how you can eat happily." After speaking, he didn't care about Zhong Hou, and ate a lot. Zhong Hou hurriedly put a few chopsticks of mutton 'meat' into his bowl, joking, if he didn't move quickly, I was afraid that it would be gone. After clamping the mutton 'meat', Zhong Hou looked at Shewuzi with interest, only to see that he used his hands and mouth at the same time, and the food was stuffed into his mouth at a very fast speed, and it was swallowed very quickly, and the three major pots of vegetables were eliminated by him in three or four minutes.
After eating these dishes, Shewuzi patted his stomach with satisfaction and burped: "You kid is good, really good, you are willing to invite me to eat good things, and there will definitely be benefits for you later...... It's just that there is no wine, and there is no banquet without wine. ”
Shewuzi seemed to be muttering to himself, but Zhong Hou knew that he was mentioning himself, which meant that there was no wine, so hurry up and bring the wine. Okay, send the Buddha to the west, and the good people will do it to the end, Zhong Hou asked the waiter to take a few large bottles of Hengyang Laobaigan.
As soon as the wine came up, Shewuzi's eyes lit up, he didn't say a word, opened a bottle of wine, poured it into his mouth, and drank it in one go, before he said unfinished: "Good wine." ”
"It's a big pity in life to have wine and no food. Shewuzi shook his head and said.
Yes, it's time to cook again. Zhong Hou had to go out to order food again, although this is a VIP card given by Zhu Yingxia, no matter how much you spend, it is not money, but you can't 'spend' it like this, Zhu Yingxia's money is also money. Zhong Hou swore that this was the last time, and if this master dared to 'mess around' with wine and food, he would ignore him.
Shewuzi seemed to know that Zhong Hou was also a little annoyed, and this time he honestly finished the wine and food, and did not have any excessive demands.
When he looked up, he saw Zhong looking at him with thick eyes, and he laughed: "You want to get some benefits from me, don't you?" Here's a book for you to study. Let's see you again in the future. When he had finished speaking, Master Shewuzi walked out, singing aloud.
"Qingqing Ling on the cypress, Lei Lei Jian in the stone. In the world of life, suddenly like a traveler. ”
In the midst of the singing' and 'swinging', the figure of Shewuzi gradually disappeared. Zhong Hou opened the book in his hand and looked at it in amazement, and there were four big characters on the cover: the Imperial 'Woman' Heart Sutra. Seeing this name Zhong Hou is great joy, he was about to open it and study it carefully, but he heard a sound of footsteps, and it turned out that Zhu Yingxia rushed over.
Far away, Zhu Yingxia is full of smiles, it is the kind of heartfelt smile that sees his beloved's 'show', pure and natural. Zhong Hou also raised slightly, and greeted him.
"There was a master who ate and drank with you just now, and he has already left?" asked Zhu Yingxia.
"yes, let's go. Zhong Hou thought of this person's strange behavior and the book he gave himself, and he couldn't say how embarrassed.
"Hey, what you're holding in your hand, it looks very quaint, show me. "Zhu Yingxia's eyes are sharp, and he suddenly aimed at Zhong Hou's royal 'girl' heart sutra.
Zhong Hou snorted, hurriedly stuffed the book into his arms, and joked, this thing has been shown to you, what other 'female' can I resist, it's almost the same to be controlled by a 'female'.
Seeing Zhong Hou's somewhat panicked appearance, Zhu Yingxia chuckled, and there was no one left and right, so she snuggled up to Zhong Hou, spoke in a low voice, and 'handed over' some matters to pay attention to when going abroad. One of the most important ones is not to hook up with foreign girls, which makes Zhong Hou sweat, it seems that the 'female' people are almost the same in nature.