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"I have a good eye, and when your ass is cocked, I know what shit you are going to pull..."

"Oh?" Zhu Liulao raised his eyebrows and grinned: "Tianyan, it sounds like it's very powerful...... Tell me, what am going to poop now, dry or thin, fragrant or smelly?"

Yang Tang snorted coldly: "Old stool, it stinks!"

"What is old stool?" Zhu Liu asked. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yang Tang glared and said, "You know it in your own heart...... The life of the parents, the words of the matchmaker!"

Zhu Liu laughed when he heard this: "Yang boy, I am Xiao Qing'er's grandfather, if she thinks about lifelong events, shouldn't she listen to my opinion? Or should she listen to your outsider's opinion?"

Yang Tang: "......"

"Don't you have anything to say?" Zhu Liu shook his head slightly and said, "So, in the eyes of this king, in fact, he has always been patriarchal, although I like Xiaoqing'er a lot, but I am also a money-losing goods!"

"You..."

"Don't be in a hurry, listen to me give you an analysis and you will think that I am right. Zhu Liu glanced at Bai Keqing, who was still obediently staying in the study and didn't come out to disturb the two of them, and said indifferently: "Between men and women, how many years after marriage, there are some small secret private money or something, let's not talk so far, let's just say that when you get married, the East worships heaven and earth, and the West asks God, no matter what it is, in fact, you can't escape the word 'sincerity', that is, you have to find out the details of your other half, right? Not to mention how much his family's net worth is, what his parents or relatives do for a living, you should always know, right?"

Yang Tang was silent, he had already guessed what Zhu Liu was going to say.

Sure enough, I only listened to Zhu Liu's answer: "With the current reputation and status of my Jin Wangfu in China, it is no worse than my nephew Yonghe Emperor, if you talk about wealth, it is even slightly stronger, after all, he has more family members, and my family has fewer mouths! The duke can't be earned, at most he can only be named a marquis (lord), or a lifelong lord who cannot be inherited, but even if it is only a lifelong knight, ordinary people will not want to get a (title) if they have no military merits in the world, it is logical that no matter who Xiao Qing'er becomes, as long as his family is domestic, it should be called 'marriage'!"

"And if the man marries Xiao Qing'er, not only in China, but even in Europe and the United States, the waist will be straighter than before marrying Xiao Qing'er...... That's why I don't think much of the girl!"

Hearing this, Yang Tang couldn't help but pouted and said, "Just let other families suffer, and your Zhu family will take advantage?"

Zhu Liu was stunned when he heard this, and argued: "I'm just talking about things...... Or you say, who does Xiao Qing'er marry, and the man won't touch the light of my Zhu family?"

Yang Tang sneered: "Your Zhu family's light is great, but if you marry a chicken and a dog, the chicken and dog should ascend to heaven, right?"

"You... You stinky boy, you know that you have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, believe it or not, I really just found someone to marry Xiao Qing'er?" Zhu Liu threatened.

Yang Tang said disdainfully: "If you don't come, if you have any bananas, you can release them quickly!"

Zhu Liu immediately said: "I will hit the water for 3,000 miles, and I am confident in my life for 200 years...... These two poems are good, and I will inscribe another one for this king!"

Yang Tang sneered: "Hehe, it's beautiful to think about...... I'm not a white boyfriend, why should I take this stubble?"

Zhu Liu obviously saw through some of Yang Tang's thoughts: "Then you are not afraid that this king will really marry Xiao Qing'er as soon as he opens his mouth?"

"I'm afraid..."Yang Tang said bluntly, "But I'm not afraid now, because here is just us, no one listens to your golden mouth, don't do anything!"

Zhu Liu was almost choked to death by these words, so he could only lower his voice and said: "Xiao Qing'er has never disobeyed my grandfather's words since she was a child, I really mean to marry her, she will definitely do it no matter how unhappy she is." ”

Hearing this, Yang Tang grabbed Zhu Liu's hand and neck, and said in the same low voice: "Then you also have to have a chance to speak out!"

"Uh......" Zhu Liu obviously felt that there was a killing intent overflowing from Yang Tang's body, enveloping him. I struggled with my hands, but I found that I couldn't earn it. At this moment, he was really a little scared, he just wanted to slander Yang Tang for one more word, but he didn't expect to provoke this kid.

Fortunately, it is only a millennium, Yang's father and Yang's mother are still alive, Yang Tang has some scruples, so he didn't really kill him, but he just scared Zhu Liuyi, and said: "I won't do such a stupid thing as inscribed a word for you......"

"Y-If you have any requests, just say it!"

"Simple, two conditions!" Yang Tang raised two fingers and said, "First of all, I need your consent, but Bai's lifelong event is completely voluntary by her!"

"Okay, okay, there's no problem!" Zhu Liu hurriedly responded to the matter, "Actually, I planned to use this condition to negotiate with you just now......"

Yang Tang interrupted him and said: "Secondly, there are a lot of guests who came to congratulate you on your birthday today, and there must be a lot of gifts, I am going to go to your warehouse to pick a few good ones." ”

"No problem, this is too simple!" Zhu Liuda breathed a sigh of relief, he still thought that Yang Tang would have some problems, "How many are you going to pick? three, five? If you don't feel enough, ten will be done!"

Without thinking, Yang Tang raised a finger, and the lion opened his mouth and said: "There are a hundred pieces missing, don't talk about it!"

"Huh?"

Zhu Liu was surprised, provoking Bai Keqing's sideways eyes, and Yao asked, "Grandpa, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, thank you for your words..."

"Oh!"

While Bai Keqing turned his attention back, Yang Tang said: "Have you ever heard of the Hundred Shou Diagram? A hundred small 'longevity' characters form a big 'longevity' character, and I want you to pay for a hundred things to be considered cheap." ”

"Baishou Tu!?"

Zhu Liu's eyes widened suddenly, as a royal nobleman, of course he had heard of this thing, and even seen it, but the hundred longevity pictures he had seen did not conform to his aesthetics, just the independent font of those small "longevity" characters was unsatisfactory, not to mention the overall perception.

"What are you going to use in large print?"

Yang Tang said: "How is the font (willow font) of the character I just wrote?"

Zhu Liu closed his eyes and imagined: "Okay!"

Yang Tang pouted and said, "It's good... But if you don't agree to one of the two conditions, it won't be good!"

Zhu Liu hesitated for half a second when he heard this, and then immediately clapped his hand and said, "Isn't it just a hundred things, you can pick and choose." ”

"That's not the point...... What about the first condition?"

Zhu Liu said: "This king just promises, what's so difficult." ”

"You have to set up a note!" Yang Tang said inch by inch.

"Okay, what's the matter with this king's statement?" Zhu Liu's expression also began to turn cold, "But this king's ugly words are ahead, if your Baishou diagram can't enter the eyes of this king, your two conditions will be invalidated!"

"Heh, we'll see!"

………

A quarter of an hour later, a few cases in front of the study.

Yang Tang is flying like a pen.

Almost every ten seconds, a small longevity character with a strange shape will be born in his pen.

Nearly 100 small longevity characters follow the style of "willow body", and on the huge rice paper, they are densely combined into a big longevity character.

Finally, the hundredth word is over.

Hundred longevity giant character map, born!

The big longevity character is willow body, square but not lost the harmony; and the small longevity character that composes it, are all a variety of ancient characters in the pre-Qin period, such as Jinwen, Qi Wen, Yan Wen, Chu Wen, Qin Wen, etc., among which some of the Spring and Autumn Period small country changed the word, Yang Tang even from the accumulation of experience in [Kai by の cooking] turned out, no more, no less, a hundred Shou words.

"You can come in. Yang Tang stretched and said casually.

Zhu Liu, who couldn't wait for a long time, dragged his slightly bloated body into the study like a civet cat, and complained: "Stinky boy, you can do it in less than twenty minutes, won't you be perfunctory to me?"

At this time, Yang Tang didn't have the heart to raise the bar with him, but said lightly: "The case is "Xianqin Baishou Map", if you are satisfied, please set up a note!"

Hearing this, Bai Keqing, who followed into the study, asked, "What kind of note?"

Yang Tang waved his hand and said, "Kebai, don't ask so much, let your grandfather appreciate this hundred longevity diagram first!"

Bai Keqing couldn't help but roll her eyes, and said in her heart that her grandfather's whole body was almost lying on the table, and this still needs to be appreciated! At the same time, she was also very curious about what kind of Baishou picture Yang Tang had written.

"Okay, it's really a hundred longevity diagrams, this is the biggest longevity word, wonderful!" Zhu Liu admired while looking at the hundred longevity diagram, "These little longevity characters are even more incredible, there are so many dozen characters that this king has never even seen before......"

Before the words fell, I heard Yang Tang shouting on the side: "Let it, let it, boil water!"

Zhu Liu subconsciously raised his body and dodged back, and then found that Yang Tang was just holding an ink inkstone hanging above the Baishou Diagram, and said indifferently: "Lord Jin, since you think this Baishou Diagram is good, then please make a note!"

Zhu Liu: "......"

Bai Keqing didn't know what was going on, and said eagerly: "Tang Tang, you put down the inkstone quickly, my grandfather's birthday today, don't make his old man angry, okay?"

If the little boy Yang Tang heard this, he would definitely die of sadness; it is a pity that the uncle Yang Tang is determined, and since he has already helped Bai Keqing, he will never give up halfway: "Old Zhu, don't be stunned, I'll count to three, hurry up and start writing......!"

Zhu Liu rolled his eyes, and said to Bai Keqing: "Xiao Qing'er, you go outside the room and wait first!"

Bai Keqing was stunned when she heard this, and faintly realized that she might have made a mistake, and her mood instantly fell, hanging her head, and she moved outside the door like a wounded lamb.

Zhu Liu turned to Yang Tang and said, "You put down the ink inkstone first, I can't write a note!"

"Boom!"

The sound of the inkstone resting.

"Bang!!"

Yang Tang's left index finger and middle finger pierced the blank space in the corner of the Baishou diagram and poked deeply into the Nanmu table.

Zhu Liu was secretly speechless, and hurriedly pulled a note, took a small brush, dipped it in ink and wrote: "There is a Zhu's ...... today."

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