"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 85th edition of the Academy Awards, where the journey to amuse Tommy Lee Jones is now about to set sail. Seth McFarlane's first baggage sent a chuckle to the scene.

At the 70th Golden Globe Awards in January this year, two talented female comedians, Amy-Poehler and Tina-Fey, who came from "Saturday Night Live", co-hosted the show, and their jokes and humor, control and pacing received unprecedented praise, even hailed as the best performance of the past decade.

After the award ceremony, all the media collectively sent enthusiastic praise, and the overwhelming news coverage even overshadowed the ceremony and the award itself, becoming the biggest attraction.

The only exception is "Entertainment Weekly", the top entertainment magazine that was controversial because of "hypegate" last year, after a year of recuperation and adjustment, finally relieved, although they no longer bothered with Lan Li, they still maintained a gimmicky reporting style, becoming the only media to disagree after the Golden Globes.

However, at the awards ceremony, Tommy Lee Jones, who was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for "Lincoln", was indifferent and unmoved throughout the whole process, and several scans of the camera captured Tommy's stinky face, which quickly became a hot focus on social networks, and a large number of memes appeared.

This is the reason for Seth's first burden, the on-site director's camera was aimed at Tommy for the first time, and the old actor also laughed helplessly, and even a little shy, and then the audience began to applaud and tease each other, and the atmosphere immediately became lively.

"I can't believe it's crazy that I'm standing here, in front of billions of people. Seth made the transition smoothly and said, "I'm really honored that I'm standing here and presiding over the Oscars now, and so many people don't want to take over." The audience laughed again, "From Whoopi Goldberg to Ron-Jeremy and finally to Seth McFarlane, who is me." ”

The host of the Oscars is a hot potato, and Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are rumored to be candidates as well, but they chose to decline after careful consideration and went to the Golden Globes. Because the Oscar host seat is a thankless position.

Seth's self-deprecation succeeded in winning a full house.

"Tonight, for the first time ever, the Oscars have a theme, and we're going to pay homage to film and music, and there's a lot of surprise to come. But the first thing is that there are a lot of great movies this year, 'Escape from Tehran', who watched it?" Seth cut into the focus of Best Picture as usual, and sure enough, the first topic was "Escape from Tehran", which was nominated for Best Director.

Almost all of Hollywood is fighting over Ben Affleck, and it seems that every director in the voting stage chose Affleck, but Affleck still loses, and everyone has a "I don't understand what's going on" expression, trying to shirk responsibility.

"'Escape from Tehran' decodes a classified document about an American hostage rescue operation in the post-Iranian period. Seth spoke very quickly, trying to speed up the loading, "It's no joke when we talk about classified documents, so much so that the Academy judges don't even know who the director of the film is." ”

This time, the audience burst into laughter.

The camera focuses on Ben Affleck, who smiles proudly and modestly and nods to the audience.

Seth added, "They know they're wrong, Ben, it's not your fault." But this joke didn't resonate, because the voters were the guests present, and furthermore, the big-name directors, no one wanted to respond to it head-on.

Instead, Jessica, who was sitting next to her, couldn't help but laugh, pursed her lips and held back her smile, Lan Li noticed the movement, turned her head, and then saw Jessica's eyes full of smiles, and shook her head slightly, indicating that it was okay, but Lan Li opened her mouth and said, "I don't like it." ”

He doesn't like "Escape from Tehran", it's a work of par, but it's nowhere near the level of a masterpiece, let alone a classic.

Jessica had a look of surprise in her eyes, and she didn't need words, the excitement and excitement of empathy were revealed.

Lan Li and Jessica's eye exchange was just a momentary tacit understanding, and Seth on the stage also noticed the silence in the audience, so he quickly changed the topic, "For American films, this is a very glorious year, the total domestic box office in North America has reached 10.8 billion US dollars, in fact, it is the first time that Hollywood's financial staff need to work so overtime to prove that the work is not making money." ”

Because to make money, you need to increase taxes.

Seth breathed a sigh of relief from the chuckle that rang out again, but he could still feel it, and he was slightly nervous, "For some of you here, this could be a big day, because we all know that winning an Oscar will be a guarantee of long-term success in our careers." ”

Seth was interrupted by a good-natured laugh from under the stage, and he wittily stopped, "You already know the baggage that lies ahead, right?" This time won applause and laughter from the audience, and then Seth said, "Look at Lan Li Hall, who became the youngest winner of Best Actor in Oscar history last year in a way that made history." ”

Applause, thunderous applause rang out suddenly.

Lan Li showed a look of surprise, turned his head to look around, and didn't quite understand the source of the applause, the camera lens accurately captured Lan Li's expression, and then projected it on the big screen, and the applause was followed by laughter.

"Then, Lan Li won the box office, won his third consecutive Oscar nomination, and finally, he became the sexiest man in the world, and God, I want to be Lan Li Hall. Seth's exclamation made the laughter of the audience not stop at all, and some even whistled in a heckling manner.

With a turn of his head, Lan Li saw the source of the voice: Hugh Jackman.

Jackman even winked at Lan Li, which made Lan Li laugh dumbly.

"Tonight, foreign films were also very eye-catching, and 'Love' was nominated for Best Picture. Seth's introduction caused the applause to ring out again, and the camera immediately focused on Emma-Riva, and the applause suddenly became even more enthusiastic, "However, I gave it a name, 'This is ninety'." After a half-second pause, there was a low laugh.

Seth briskly moved on to the next topic, "There were also some Hollywood aristocrats on the scene tonight, and Roman-Coppola was nominated for Best Original Screenplay for 'Kingdom of the Moon Rising.'" Cheers and applause rang out at the same time.

"This is the sixth Oscar nominee in the Coppola family, and you must have been very happy growing up in such a family, right?" Seth said with a smile, "'Mom, I got an A in Spanish!', 'Really? Everyone you're related to has won an Oscar. ’”

This time, the audience laughed collectively.

"In addition, we had a real British nobleman on the scene. As soon as Seth's words came out, the laughter stopped abruptly, and all eyes were projected in the same direction, Seth rubbed his hands, "Lord Lan Li-Hall, phew, the feeling of a sudden acceleration of the heart turns out to be like this." So, how does it feel to be a member of the royal aristocracy and an Oscar winner at the same time?"

In the midst of all the attention, Lan Li showed a shallow smile.

To be honest, he didn't expect Seth to be at the awards ceremony, in such a calm way, openly and directly, after all, the proportion is not easy to control, but the Oscars are originally a carnival party, relax and enjoy the entertainment, this is the truth.

So, in the face of such a question, Lan Li did not panic or be annoyed, and responded simply and clearly:

"GOOD. ”

Although Lan Li did not have a microphone in his hand at this time, the voice still spread clearly in a circle nearby, and the mouth shape was very accurate and clear, after Seth standing on the stage captured the information, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then laughed dumbly.

"Okay?" Seth looked up in confusion and then nodded repeatedly, "Yes, of course, this is a matter of course, and I shouldn't be surprised." After all, I don't have any of them, so it must be very, very wonderful. The expression of pretending to be lonely succeeded in creating the biggest laugh -

alludes to every top boss in Hollywood who chases fame and fortune, aristocracy and little gold man, this is everyone's tireless pursuit, but Lan Li now has everything.

The back-and-forth dialogue, without too much fancy, successfully created the first joyful moment of collective clapping and laughter in the audience.

"In addition, Daniel Day-Lewis, another Englishman, who is tentatively determined not to be a nobleman, also came to the scene. Seth's improvisation won the applause of the audience again, "Daniel, your filming process was really interesting, I read the magazine, and it said that you were completely in Lincoln's world, twenty-four hours a day, and you never played." So, if you see a phone, you're not going to 'oh my gosh, what's that'. ”

This time the baggage was completely laughable.

Seth himself couldn't help but laugh, a little ridiculous, a little spoof, "I'm still wondering, if you met Don Chandler in the parking lot, would you want to rescue him?"

Later, Seth took the opportunity to mention "Django Delivered", "The story is about a man who fights to win back his woman, and he is possessed by an unimaginable god of violence, but ...... Chris-Bron and Rihanna call it a dating movie. ”

In addition to the laughter, boos erupted.

"Oh, oh, no! We were worried about whether he would be the same as in the movie. The laughter at the scene couldn't stop at all, and Seth nodded again and again, "I'll let me know in advance, this is the worst joke, will you feel better?"