Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Master of Fooling
Lying in bed last night, he thought of a money-making plan, which made him very excited all night, and he got up early the next morning to find Ji Yao.
"Good morning!" smiled all over his face, smiling as if he was serving the eunuch beside the emperor.
Early in the morning, he came to visit Ji Yaoyao cordially, in order to make Ji Yaoyao feel a strong warmth: "The first ray of sunshine in the morning is the bird's nest porridge in Phoenix Tower with fragrant and delicious osmanthus cake. "Serving my own mother is probably like this.
Ji Yaoyao wondered what was wrong with this person, but it was as if she had changed in a day.
"Also, this is the new clothes I bought for you, the latest model of Lin's weaving this spring and summer, this set has a good reputation in the mouths of many noble ladies and officials. Shen Feng flattered Ji Wuyao like a tribute pilgrimage, and his attitude was very kind.
Ji Yaoyao stared at his face, her face was still indifferent, not at all tempted by him, as if she wanted to figure out what conspiracy he saw on his face.
Seeing that Ji Yaoyao was unmoved, Shen Feng was a little anxious in his heart, and said with a sincere demeanor: "Miss Ji, a few days ago, Brother Shen was a sudden beauty, said some things that made the beauty angry, and did some things that made people angry, tossing and turning last night, unable to sleep at night, painful experience, tears flowing, today I follow Lian Po's feat of asking for sin, with a heart of atonement, with some small hearts, to ask you for sin, I dare not ask Miss Ji for your forgiveness, but I ask Miss Ji to give me a chance to repent."
Ji Yaoyao suddenly felt that he was here to apologize, and said in her heart, although this person is shameless, his nature is not bad, and today's behavior is not unashamed, and it is a gentleman's doing.
"Since you have the heart to change, how can I not forgive you, if you quit those nonsense thoughts, with your talents, he will definitely do something in the future" Ji Wuyao smiled slightly, since she met Shen Feng, she rarely had a smile on her face, and today I saw that he decided to change his past, and there was a faint smile of relief on his face.
"Alas, Miss Ji's words are like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, the snow is flying in June, and the Daigo empowerment makes me unforgettable for the rest of my life, the so-called reading thousands of books is better than walking thousands of miles, and traveling thousands of miles is better than listening to Miss Ji's teachings, and I have been taught!" Shen Feng took the opportunity to throw a few sycophants to her, and only the sycophants were not worn.
Ji Yaoyao was a little happy when she heard this, although she had been cultivating since she was a child, she was only in her early twenties, and she always returned to her little daughter's nature, listening to people's praise, her heart was inevitably a little fluttering.
Seeing Ji Yaoyao's expression, she knew that her heart was now refreshed, it was time to attack, she had lived in Lao Tzu for so long, let Lao Tzu serve you like a mother, and it was time to get some interest back from you, I couldn't let you eat and drink in vain, I thought treacherously in my heart, he never did a loss-making business, and last night he was brewing a great plan, a money-making plan, this plan needs someone to help, and at that time I decided that it was Ji Yaoyao without thinking about it.
You eat me, live in me, maybe you will cool me in the future, now it's time for you to reciprocate, hehe, after a commotion in his heart, Shen Feng then changed his hesitant expression, and stopped talking.
Seeing this, Ji Wuyao beside her said lightly: "If you have something to say, you might as well say it directly." β
"Miss Ji, I have a reluctant request below, I want to ask Miss Ji to help me write a few words. Shen Feng knows how to go step by step, calling her Miss Ji, and the relationship seems to be more relaxed.
Ji Yaoyao bowed her head and said: "It turned out to be calligraphy, what do you want me to write for you?"
"I want a story magazine, you wait first" Seeing Ji Yaoyao agreeing with a smile, Shen Feng hurriedly took out the pen and ink rice paper: "Miss Ji, you just write as I say." β
Shen Feng sat next to her and said: "Write a title in this place, the words of the title should be larger than the main text, and then leave some blank space below to start writing the main text, let's start writing the main text first." β
Seeing him approaching her, Ji Yaoyao frowned slightly, but seeing that there was no blasphemy in his eyes, she picked up the pen and said calmly: "You say!"
Shen Feng thought for a moment and said:
"Why did a hundred-year-old woman die naked on the street?
Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night?
Why hens in chicken farms are repeatedly hacked
Why is the belly pocket of the girl's boudoir frequently stolen?
The king's widow's door was knocked night after night
In the end, it is a human or a ghost
What is hidden behind hundreds of puppy pregnancies
Is all this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation?
Welcome to this issue of the social record "A Mysterious Man, A Point of No Return"
Let's step into the inner world of a person."
The more Shen Feng thought about it, the more excited he became, intoxicated with his creativity, but he didn't know that Ji Wuyao beside him clenched the pen and slapped it on the table, her whole body trembled, showing her anger.
"Smack!"
A snapping sound made Shen Feng, who was talking endlessly, stop, and looked away, followed by Ji Wuyao, who was full of shame and anger.
"Whore, I will believe you! I believe that you will change your ways! Now I see that you have no repentance, and let me write such ugly thingsβ" After speaking, he looked around for her sword.
"Mom, I'm going to kill someone again-" Seeing this, Shen Feng immediately grabbed the door and fled.
ran back to the room, and then closed the door tightly, Ji Wuyao outside didn't hesitate and said, "You come out for me, let me kill you, thief!"
Shen Feng leaned his back against the door, breathing a sigh of relief, he originally planned to find her to ghostwrite the character story, but he didn't expect her to react so violently, but this plan doesn't work, there is a next plan, the character story can't be written, so he simply writes a character magazine.
In the evening, he cheekily came to Ji Yaoyao again, there was Liu Bei Sangu thatched house, he didn't believe that Ji Yaoyao was more difficult to invite than Zhuge Liang.
"Wu Yao-" Shen Feng with a smiling face, the so-called reaching out and not hitting a smiling person, it is easier to do everything with a smile.
"Don't be overly polite when you call me!" Ji Wuyao was still angry because of the daytime, and she didn't give him a good look, so she said coldly.
"Now that everyone lives under the same roof, it is more cordial to call Wu Yao, and it is more appropriate for the situation-oh, Miss Ji!" was glared at by her, Shen Feng hurriedly changed his voice to call Miss Ji: "Miss Ji, you know more about the capital, so is there any more famous person in the capital." β
"Why do you ask this!" This time Ji Yaoyao was much more vigilant, worried that he would play some tricks again.
"It's nothing, it's purely to increase knowledge" Shen Feng added in his heart: By the way, increase the pocket silver taels.
Ji Yaoyao thought for a while, and said indifferently: "You have found the wrong person, although I live in the capital, there are only a handful of people I know." β
Shen Feng was a little disappointed, and raised his spirit and asked, "Then do any people you know have princesses and talented girls?"
Ji Wuyao hesitated for a moment and said, "There is a talented girl!"
Shen Feng urged: "Tell me about her quickly!"
Ji Wuyao didn't know what the hell he was thinking again, so she simply said: " I heard that she was already a little talented when she was young, and now the emperor also issued an order to summon, in the court, the emperor came out of three pairs, she had a cup of tea kung fu one by one, and she also came out of a pair, but the emperor was helpless, personally gave the name of the talented woman, to the cardamom year, the emperor summoned again, but did not expect that the little girl had grown into a peerless beauty, overnight ordered ten painters to paint for her, but no one painted its three points, so there is no portrait in the world, as soon as this matter came out, she was famous all over the world, and even foreigners were willing to exchange the city for beautyγ β
Shen Feng suddenly slapped the table, clapped his hands and shouted, "It's her, have you ever seen her?"
Ji Wuyao has a cheerful temperament, where can she stand his surprise, but she understands his temperament to some extent, so she didn't say anything to teach him a lesson, just frowned and said, "I've met once!"
Shen Feng's observation of words and expressions is a must, and he naturally won't let go of an opportunity to please her at the moment, so he said: "Miss Ji, I'm sorry, I'm too excited, did I scare you." β
Ji Yaoyao's face really improved, and the most delicate care of ordinary women: "It's okay, I have only met that talented woman once, and my friendship is not deep." β
Shen Feng's eyes suddenly looked at her with a golden light.
Ji Yaoyao saw that his eyes were weird, and he was a treacherous villain, but she didn't know what tricks he was thinking about in his heart, and said vigilantly: "You are not hitting her attention, that will disappoint you, it is rumored that she is not emotional to any man, and some people jokingly call her 'Stone Girl'"
Shen Feng laughed and laughed, this woman had read too many romance novels, and when she wanted to pursue the talented woman of the stone, she smiled and said: "You are too careful, she and I have never been masked, why should I pursue her, and I don't know what her personality is, what her temper is, whether she has violent tendencies, just because of her fame and pursues, that is not the same as a blind man riding a blind horse, afraid of the abyss." β
Ji Yaoyao shook her head helplessly and said: "Your analogy is too demeaning for her, I get along with her very happily, not as unbearable as you say." β
It's good to be a big beauty, this time it's the right person, tonight I'm going to make you the tree planter of my cash cow, Shen Feng smiled: "Actually, you are also very beautiful, why didn't you get the title of the most beautiful lady in the world." "With Ji Yaoyao's appearance, it is difficult to find a match in the world that she wants.
"I have been practicing in the master since I was a child, and I rarely go out into the world, and I practice with the people in the master every day, if it is not for this mission, I will not meet you" Ji Yanyao said flatly, her tone was ancient.
It turned out to be a canary, quite pitiful, the world is full of fun, but you can't experience it, you can only watch the sunrise and sunset flowers bloom with cold eyes, and you can waste your time. But after all, two people are people of two worlds, and it is useless for Shen Feng to care, besides, she doesn't seem to care, she should have been brainwashed since she was a child.
Looking at Ji Yaoyao's beautiful face, and then thinking of the talented girl named Yanran, countless silver taels beckoning to him surrounded by countless beauties and countless mothers-in-law in his mind, a golden light erupted from his eyes, and said.
"Miss Ji, please help me draw a portrait of her"
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