Chapter 62: Asking for Help
As soon as Rong Yan returned to the dormitory, he summoned a few roommates for a meeting!
"What are you talking about? You plan to go through all the processes from the beginning, and you will start chasing after Mu Yiyi from tomorrow?" Lao Zhang looked at Rong Yan with a smug face in disbelief.
"Yes, Yi Yi said, I don't want to have any regrets in life, anyway, it's just a process, just a formality, and the results are already there, but now it's not mainly to satisfy Yi Yi!" Rong Yan explained.
Lao Zhang looked at Rong Yan, then at the other two roommates, and couldn't help but say, "How do I feel that you two are a little bit of a fart off your pants, what a feeling of doing something too much!"
"What are you talking nonsense? What do you single dog understand? This is fun, it's romantic! It's a good memory in the future!" Rong Yan was immediately unhappy!
Rong Shuai, how do I think that since you realized that you had ulterior thoughts about Yi Yi's sister, this IQ has plummeted! And it is becoming more and more negative!"
"Okay, I see! I'm not excited! You guys hurry up and help me think about how to chase people! I have no experience in this matter!" Rong Yan saw that everyone had a tendency to go off topic, and hurriedly pulled the topic back.
"Rong Shuai, you are the face of our dormitory, you have no experience, do you think we three 10,000-year-old single dogs can have any experience? Actually, I think you have a talent for self-teaching in this matter! Look, you got Yi Yi done so quickly, you don't have to ask our opinions about this matter at all! Are you right?" Lao Zhang said and turned back to ask the other two roommates.
"Yes, yes, you have always been a leader in the world, and we are ashamed of ourselves!" said the other two.
Rong Yan stared at the three of them and said, "I can tell you! If you help me today, it is equivalent to helping yourself, and in the future, it is inevitable that you will encounter similar problems, this helped me solve them, and you also have experience, don't you? Do you want to be single for the remaining three years! If that's the case, then I didn't say it!"
Lao Zhang, they have always been right! They all live in the same dormitory, and it is inevitable that there will be times when Rong Yan will help! Not to mention that Rong Yan has a good relationship with women, maybe one day he will have to keep a matchmaker or something!
"Rong Shuai, I think what you said is so right! We are helping you now to accumulate experience for our happy life in the future! Come, although my Lao Zhang does not have any practical experience, but I have rich theoretical knowledge! Come on, come on, brothers will give you a good staff!"
Rong Yan is very satisfied with Lao Zhang's current attitude, this is right!
"What about the two of you, don't you want to join in together?" asked Rong Yan to the other two roommates.
"You have to join! This kind of thing chasing girls, the boys' dormitory has always acted collectively, come, Rong Shuai, do you have any rules of your own!" roommates Xiao Zhou and Xiao An hurriedly pulled up their chairs and sat over.
"Tell me what you know, and then I'll talk about mine!" said Rong Yan.
"Actually! I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run! Chasing girls is nothing more than a few elements, stalking, don't be cheeky, be small and low, and ask for warmth! Basically, as long as you are good-looking, if you do these things, the success rate will be more than 90 percent!" Lao Zhang said with a deep groan.
"Be specific!" Listening to Lao Zhang's words, not only Rong Yan is interested, but Xiao Zhou and Xiao An are also interested, this Lao Zhang can summarize it, isn't chasing girls just to see who is thick-skinned!
"For example, increase the frequency of appearing in front of her, so that she can see you at least three times a day, and let her get familiar with you first, of course, you two don't need this, you two are probably already ripe!
Remember, there is a very important factor in this, and that is her roommates! You must know that between girls, especially those who live in a dormitory, as long as the relationship is not too bad, everyone will basically discuss these things, and if her roommate helps you say a good word, it is better than you helping her do ten things, you know?"
Rong Yan touched his chin, pondered for a while, and said, "I'm not worried about this, the people in their dormitory are pretty good, I invited them to dinner, I also helped that Jiang Xiaozhu, well, it seems that I have to find a chance to invite them to have a meal again!"
"Then remember to bring us!" Lao Zhang said hurriedly when he heard this.
"Don't worry! I will definitely bring you with me if I have something to eat!" Rong Yan continued to ask.
"And yes! Nowadays girls have a little temper, no matter what she says, what tantrum she has, you must not lose your temper, and you must consider what she says, and you must consider every word you say before answering, because girls are the best at digging language traps for you!"
"What is that? You can use an analogy!" asked Rong Yan seriously.
"Let me give you an example! My brothers have listened to it! If one day she told you that I had seen something by the window after taking my medicine at noon, I was surprised!
Rong Yan hesitated and said, "I must have asked her what she saw!"
Xiao Zhou and Xiao An also nodded busily, this must be the standard answer, although it is not brilliant, but it will not make a big mistake!
"Wrong! Listen, what she said is, after I took the medicine at noon! The point is that after taking the medicine, your focus is wrong, what the girl wants to hear is that you care about why she takes the medicine, not what she sees! No matter what she sees, she takes the medicine is not a big problem, you know? Therefore, the standard answer should be, what's wrong with you? What kind of medicine are you taking? Where is it uncomfortable? Do you want me to take you to the hospital to see?" Lao Zhang is very much like a professor who talks eloquently in class.
Rong Yan and the other two were stunned, what kind of operation is this! This old Zhang is too good! At his level, how could he be single for so long!
Seeing that the three of them all looked like adoring, Lao Zhang was very satisfied, what are you kidding, what you usually like to read on the Internet is how to please girls!
"Alas, it can be seen that the three of you are straight male cancer!"
"Stop, let's talk about the rest, Yi Yi doesn't have the brains to dig this language trap! You can say something else useful!" Rong Yan slowly calmed down after being surprised, she knew very well what kind of character Mu Yi had, if she tested her IQ like this, she would definitely not be able to say.
"That's okay, I'm just giving you an example, let you refer to it! We Jiang University girls don't do that! We have this for all to see! Rong Shuai, and you have to often shush the cold and ask for warmth!
When it's cold, you have to remind you to dress, and when the seasons change, you have to keep warm! If the weather is bad, remember to bring an umbrella! Or when it suddenly rains, you have to send an umbrella, and if she suddenly wants to eat something, you must send it to her as soon as possible!
I'll tell you, I had a buddy in high school, just because a girl she liked posted a circle of friends saying that she wanted to eat a barbecue outside the school, this buddy didn't say a word, and went out to buy it for the girl, but when he came back, he was caught by the school security room, and he directly took a notice to criticize it!
Rong Yan thought for a while and said, "I can do this, anyway, Yi Yi loves to eat! This is easy to do, I just ask my uncle to send me more every time I am from the devil! But are these too bland! Is there such a slightly vigorous way!"
"What, you want to make a splash! This doesn't look like your style!" Lao Zhang squinted at Rong Yan.
He said that when he chased his girlfriend, he placed flowers and candles under her girlfriend's dormitory, and then played the guitar himself, and the whole girls' dormitory building was a sensation at that time, and his girlfriend also felt that he had a special face, and then agreed!" Xiao Zhou, who had been a listener beside him, hesitated and said.
"This is also a way, who doesn't like romantic girls nowadays! Flower music, I think this trick is good!" Lao Zhang said in agreement.
"It's not impossible, but I can't play the guitar, I can only play the piano if I play an instrument, I can't move the piano downstairs in the girls' dormitory! It's okay, I'll remember this first, and I'll make a backup when the time comes!" Rong Yan nodded and said.
"I also have one, Rong Shuai, if your strength allows, you can charter a Western restaurant near Jiang University, and you want that kind of very stylish, after wrapping up the whole restaurant, and then ask a band to sing for you, or Rong Shuai, you can sing directly by yourself!
"Well, yes, although the cost is larger, but I have foreign aid, and I can accept it! This can also be spared! Do you have any other ways that others haven't used, but are novel!" Rong Yan asked expectantly, his roommates are still okay, although they are all single dogs, they all have their own unique opinions!
"Is it still going to be a sensation?" asked Lao Zhang hesitantly.
"Well, I'm going to stun her with a raging storm first, and then slowly wake her up in the gentle drizzle!"
"Rong Shuai, let's just order the goods in our stomachs! If you want to know some other ways, you'll have to ask other people! But it's not too convenient to ask them one by one! Otherwise, we'll also help you ask, I still have two fellow villagers from other colleges!" Lao Zhang said enthusiastically.
Rong Yan just wanted to agree, ready to thank Lao Zhang, but suddenly a thought suddenly came to his mind!
"Lao Zhang, don't ask one by one, I have a way! The effect will definitely get twice the result with half the effort! Moreover, if you want to talk about sensation, this one must be regarded as a sensation!"
Lao Zhang and the three of them were stunned, could it be that Rong Shuai is really chasing girls, and this is a talent that is different from ordinary people?
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